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""Be the Apprentice 3" - Episode 1"
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""Be the Apprentice 3" - Episode 1" |
LAST EDITED ON 01-21-05 AT 10:23 AM (EST)My way, right away, at Burger King. And the product sponsors continue... I am DA BOMB! I mean, I am even more popular than ever before and people like me, they really like me!! *sniff sniff sob* And my businesses and sponsor deals are increasing faster than imaginable. I am getting married this weekend to the hottest model in the world, who has the best fit of Levi's I've ever seen, AND they want to televise it, cause you know, the tv viewers just can't get enough of me. Fortune, business success and power - aghhhh - they are all nothing compared to my newfound celebrity. This season, I got an intro even Jeff Probst would be jealous of, as I own my helicopters. And my 'do didn't move once! And I've had lots of coaching from the producers about things that didn't go so right from past seasons.
NEW: the contestants are very likable, I'm starting to change my biased view on the superiority of Ivy League educations, and I'm being more analytical in my firing decisions, heck, I even take George's opinion into account now. This week's sponsor: Burger King
Who can flip burgers better? The college grads or hard workers? Yes, you got it - the hard workers. More of them had worked in the food industry. And they put their best faces forward, with 3 fine women working the front lines. They valued the most important aspect of this task: point of sale, probably because they all run businesses and even know the definition. The grads were high on ... unbelievable enthusiasm?... and low on "getting dirty in the trenches with the rest of your team". So, the difference in the margin of profit wasn't that great, but Networth (the hard workers), won. (See, I'm not biased toward grads, really, I'm not). So, i took them out to dinner. And the losers got a nice chat with me in the BR. I had the opportunity to make 3 of the grads look like total schmoes on national television.
Alex - you know nothing about business staffing and point of sale. You idiot.
Danny - you look and act unprofessional. Your teammates don't respect or like you. Go back to Columbia where you can sing Kumbaya to all your hippie girlfriends. But, your team tried to make you the scapegoat (as Carolyn pointed out), and I won't fall for that one again!
Todd - WTF did you do all episode? Does it really take 8 hours to take notes and plan your management style instead of participating with them? Maria, uh, I mean Danny, was uncontrollable, and you were just being a Wes-sy. So sorry, Todd, but I'm gonna have to fire you, because Carolyn, George and the producers all agree. Plus, I don't think you have any balls. And I don't like that, remember Andy and Wes? Oh, yeah, I almost forgot to say...
Todd - YOU'RE FIRED. 
Which week is AquaNet gonna be our sponsor? cuz I really need a lifetime supply.
This is a game where we post weekly dialogue, speaking for the contestants, asking "them" questions, and invent new ways to be cruel to these aspiring actors & reality-tv ho's. Roles are already assigned, but there are still a few open. **NOTE** - Anyone not signed up as a character/Apprentice, is still invited to make comments about the characters or about posts, just please do not speak as a character - just be yourself, or a cameraperson, - be creative. Anyone can be a cameraperson or other non-character! For more fun, check out the site, http://www.bk.com/ , where it starts with a flash of The Apprentice logo, a challenge from the BK Exec Chef, and then a game where you get to make your own burger, and submit your idea for a chance to win. This thereby decreases the BK marketing Execs budget.
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ARnutz 13937 desperate attention whore postings
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01-21-05, 11:02 AM (EST)
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1. "RE: "Be the Apprentice 3" - Episode 1" |
Hey Donald! Wassup?Ummm... I was thinking, I wanted to clear the air about that scene where you were getting out of the helicopter and getting in to the limo, OK? I just can't in good conscience let America be fooled, so here goes: The reason Donald's hair was flawlessly unmoved in that scene was because: first of all, he uses more Aquanet then Motley Crue did in the hair-band era; secondly, the helicopter wasn't actually flying. The scene outside the window was just some footage from a green screen; lastly, the helicopter could never land that close to the limo! It was just parked there and we pulled the limo up along side of it. Whew! I feel better, I think I will start giving out some little editing secrets each week.
Oh, and one more thing: Donald, just because Burger King was the first sponsor this season, that doesn't mean you are serving it at the wedding, does it? I really hope not because those burgers repeat on me like no others.
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01-21-05, 06:09 PM (EST)
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15. "RE: "Be the Apprentice 3" - Episode 1" |
ROFLMAO!You are the king of puns. Please say that you'll do Melania's Levis also.
or would that take you over the PG-13 limit?
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01-21-05, 02:11 PM (EST)
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11. "RE: "Be the Apprentice 3" - Episode 1" |
Nice attempt at throwing me under the bus but guess what Im still here. Yes it is true that I ignored all of your suggestions but they were pretty useless and not out of the box thinking like mine were.
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01-21-05, 11:30 AM (EST)
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3. "RE: "Be the Apprentice 3" - Episode 1" |
No confessionals? $1One or two glimpses across the screen the whole episode? $0.50 Classic EPM winner's edit? PRICELESS! Ya baby! 
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Angelfood 2114 desperate attention whore postings
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01-21-05, 12:39 PM (EST)
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5. "RE: "Be the Apprentice 3" - Episode 1" |
ROFL! THAT was priceless - love the phrase on your siggie too.
love,
AF
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Angelfood 2114 desperate attention whore postings
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01-21-05, 12:41 PM (EST)
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7. "RE: "Be the Apprentice 3" - Episode 1" |
fc,
I love it. are you happy with Chris? There's also Bren, Brian or Tara. I sent you a PM, check the Lobby for your red flag.
AF
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01-21-05, 12:49 PM (EST)
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8. "RE: "Be the Apprentice 3" - Episode 1" |
Mr. Trump, you're completely wrong about my schedule. It took me 9 hours to jot down my notes, and really, it's not MY fault that Danny doesn't understand the concept of good advertisement. I mean, I did send him and Stephanie off to an unknown location and called them twice, but it's not my fault the advertisement was bad. And as for the point of sale, you expect someone who attended University of Miami Football games (and didn't play for the team) to use a cash register. Egads, show me Rancic or Purdue on a register. Granted, I was a restauranteur. nut now I'm a successful sales manager, you expect me to work a register? Good luck to the rest of the candidates.BTW, for any prospective employers, I will be posting flyers containing the outline of my resumè on Yahoo! Jobs and around New York City and Miami. Oh, and my 21 pages of notes from my journal on the Apprentice? Check out EBay.
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01-21-05, 06:16 PM (EST)
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16. "RE: WHat the hell?" |
OMH, *snort* what a great comparison! you slay me.
and you are/were both guys. coincidence? So, what's Raj doing nowadays (besides Pepsi commercials)??
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01-21-05, 03:23 PM (EST)
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13. "RE: "Be the Apprentice 3" - Episode 1" |
I am a Lawyer. I am a model. I am NOT a cashier.But, I have GREAT fashion sense! 
"Listen Danny, in the business world, you have to know how to dress!"
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01-25-05, 02:25 AM (EST)
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42. "RE: "Be the Apprentice 3" - Episode 1" |
Will you please wash my bathroom rug before returning it to me? Thanks. How many times do I have to hear this behind my back?? It is not a rug. It is my own hair, reconstituted in strict accordance with a Trump family herbal remedy that goes back five generations. Then every strand is placed on my head and layered by hair care professionals. They carefully follow a 3-D holographic map that is guarded by sharks with laser beams on their heads. Watch it, Kendra. You don't succeed in the Trump organization by insulting the boss. 
Donald Trump's hair: The split ends here.
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01-22-05, 12:21 PM (EST)
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24. "RE: "Be the Apprentice 3" - Episode 1" |
LAST EDITED ON 01-22-05 AT 12:23 PM (EST)Just becuse your team makes 3 times as much oa mines does not mean anything. I will be there some day. In stead of making money i decide to pay for all education. Hmmm guess it didn't help much. you better watch out.
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01-22-05, 09:47 AM (EST)
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23. "Jen's Commentary" |
Well hello to all of the new apprentices! I have decided to give you guys some tips for getting through this season.1. Don't piss Carolyn off! Last season, I couldn't keep my mouth shut in the boardroom and she got really mad at me! Donald is not going to hire you if Carolyn doesn't like you. 2. As far as George is concerned, his opinion doesn't carry as much weight with Donald. He is a really nice guy, but don't ever disrespect your elders! He is likely to travel on business a lot during the season too. This is when Donald brings in a substitute "eyes and ears". 3. When a substitute is called in for George, do not call them "Bill"! (or Kelly or Matt or whatever) Always address them as Mr. Rancic, Mr. Perdew, Mr. Calamari, etc. Even though we call the regulars Donald, George and Carolyn, we do not ever call the substitutes by their first name. Donald wants to make them feel important while they visit. 4. Whenever Melania is visiting act with complete adoration toward her, but do not drool! Donald likes to know his woman is hot, but he doesn't want to see any of you trying to steal her away. (Pffft, yeah like that would happen. Some of you guys are UGLY! Ooops! Did I say that out loud?) 5. Always remember you are on TV! Everything you do and say will be analyzed, twisted and picked apart by all of America! If you do not want to look stupid, do not say or do anything stupid! (glances at Danny & Brian) Do remember, however, Donald and Mark want good ratings most of all so cause friction whenever you can and ruffle some feathers. Make sure you don't take it over the top like Omarosa & Maria, if you want to win those two are not your best role models.
Good Luck to all of you and have fun!
~Jen 
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01-26-05, 08:59 PM (EST)
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48. "RE: George sig pic..not a clone!" |
Did anyone else find it ironic that George took offense to Danny's insinuation that DT has a bunch of clones while wearing almost the exact same tie as DT?  ahh, irony
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01-22-05, 07:33 PM (EST)
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31. "RE: "Be the Apprentice 3" - Episode 1" |
Can I ask you a question Mr Trump? How much did you pay the people in the crowd outside trump tower to cheer for you like that? I wouldn't have done it for less than $200.
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01-24-05, 11:12 PM (EST)
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40. "RE: "Be the Apprentice 3" - Episode 1" |
I hate Todd, and I'm so GLAD he's gone. Now our team can get down to its business of being managed properly and winning.I knew that Danny belonged in the boardroom, but it was a complete surprise that he named me to come in with him, too. Why? What did I do? Huh? What really ticked me off is that so many of our teammates kept getting us confused... Todd is the one sitting at the table playing with papers, I am the one in the back doing the actual supervision, OK, guys? !! Anyway, I wore my eyeglasses into the boardroom, hoping that would help our team distinguish us. I also have been told that they make me look smarter, and I really want to impress Mr. Trump, so I wore my best suit (no red leisure suits for me, not on this show...) and my new specs. So, where was I? Oh, yes, once Todd pulled me into the boardroom, I was quick to point out that it was indeed me who made the decision that their would be two, and only two, team members manning the registers. (No, I wasn't one of them... what do think.. I'm a GUY, you know, I'm don't do cashiering...) I was quite sure that this would make Todd look really bad, sitting at a table all day, whilst it was actually me, ALEX, making the business decisions... but Mr. Trump didn't really seem impressed... I don't get it... I has assumed that my honesty and hard work for the team would surely have won the respect and admiration of Mr. Trump and his team, and Magna, too. Am I missing something? At least Todd's gone. Now I won't be confused with him anymore. I'm the one that's still here... Alex, The Apprentice 3, (fingers crossed) signing off.
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