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Bucky Katt 3146 desperate attention whore postings
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03-16-04, 05:10 PM (EST)
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"Does anyone else name their vacuum?"
I do, his name is Dook.

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  Subject     Author     Message Date     ID  
 RE: Does anyone else name their vac... ginger 03-16-04 1
 RE: Does anyone else name their vac... Glow 03-16-04 2
 Bucky wins. FesterFan1 03-16-04 3
   Why? Devious Weasel 03-16-04 4
   RE: Bucky wins. nailbone 03-16-04 7
   RE: Bucky wins. AugustGirl 03-16-04 9
 RE: Does anyone else name their vac... Lisapooh 03-16-04 5
   RE: Does anyone else name their vac... StarryLuna 03-16-04 8
   RE: Does anyone else name their vac... Spanky68 03-17-04 21
 RE: Does anyone else name their vac... StarryLuna 03-16-04 6
   RE: Does anyone else name their vac... ginger 03-16-04 10
       RE: Does anyone else name their vac... Lisapooh 03-16-04 11
           RE: Does anyone else name their vac... Lisapooh 03-16-04 12
               RE: Does anyone else name their vac... RollDdice 03-16-04 13
                   RE: Does anyone else name their vac... Lisapooh 03-16-04 15
                       LMAO! DSpunk 03-16-04 16
 RE: Does anyone else name their vac... Tiger Lily 03-16-04 14
 RE: Does anyone else name their vac... MTW1961 03-16-04 17
   RE: Does anyone else name their vac... RollDdice 03-17-04 19
 RE: Does anyone else name their vac... Wheezy 03-16-04 18
   RE: Does anyone else name their vac... ivoryElephant 03-17-04 20

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ginger 22512 desperate attention whore postings
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03-16-04, 05:12 PM (EST)
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1. "RE: Does anyone else name their vacuum?"
LAST EDITED ON 03-16-04 AT 05:12 PM (EST)

Stan. No wait, that's someone's penis.



Or someone's car.
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03-16-04, 05:13 PM (EST)
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2. "RE: Does anyone else name their vacuum?"
Oreck. Yes, it's a brand name, but the Oreck broke and now we have a Hoover. I still call it Oreck.


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03-16-04, 05:15 PM (EST)
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3. "Bucky wins."
Forever.

Fester
I named mine Vitale, and my carpeting Krzyzewski.

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03-16-04, 05:17 PM (EST)
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4. "Why?"
Do you hate your carpeting?

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03-16-04, 05:18 PM (EST)
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7. "RE: Bucky wins."
Indeed. True brilliance.


Cool new sig courtesy of Jslice o-


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03-16-04, 05:30 PM (EST)
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9. "RE: Bucky wins."
I agree! Bucky wins.


Fester is a very, very close second. Very close.

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03-16-04, 05:18 PM (EST)
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5. "RE: Does anyone else name their vacuum?"
Sir SucksALot (the attachements are called the Funky Bunch). the Swiffer is Marky Mark
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03-16-04, 05:19 PM (EST)
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8. "RE: Does anyone else name their vacuum?"
ROFL Pooh, you're awesome!


Not that that's new information or anything...

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03-17-04, 01:09 AM (EST)
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21. "RE: Does anyone else name their vacuum?"
I think I am more proud of the fact that I don't know what a "swiffer" is than the fact that I have a nameless vacuum.

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03-16-04, 05:18 PM (EST)
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6. "RE: Does anyone else name their vacuum?"
Currently mine's called Piece-o-crap. I hope to replace it soon with a lovely new model that's on my wedding gift registry. I think my fiance wants to name it Ball-and-Chain.


Or is that what he wants to call me?

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03-16-04, 05:40 PM (EST)
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10. "RE: Does anyone else name their vacuum?"
Make sure he understands the HIS AND her nature of vacuuming. Or sucking. Or both.


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03-16-04, 06:12 PM (EST)
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11. "RE: Does anyone else name their vacuum?"
that just reminded me of my noxious first husband. The man had a habit of going back re-vacuuming after I had done it because I hadn't left the pattern properly. He felt diagonal swishes were the best way to do it.

I cannot believe I ever let that man see me naked

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03-16-04, 06:14 PM (EST)
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12. "RE: Does anyone else name their vacuum?"
and I won't even bore you with the proper method of pant-folding seminars he used to conduct in our laundry room.
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03-16-04, 06:46 PM (EST)
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13. "RE: Does anyone else name their vacuum?"
Was his name Felix by any chance...?

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03-16-04, 06:51 PM (EST)
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15. "RE: Does anyone else name their vacuum?"
Strangely enough, his name was Dickhead.
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03-16-04, 07:10 PM (EST)
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16. "LMAO!"
True or not, that's hilarious.


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03-16-04, 06:50 PM (EST)
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14. "RE: Does anyone else name their vacuum?"
I *heart* you.


LMAO.

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03-16-04, 07:56 PM (EST)
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17. "RE: Does anyone else name their vacuum?"
I would call mine "Hoover", but that's what I call my DW.


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03-17-04, 00:51 AM (EST)
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19. "RE: Does anyone else name their vacuum?"
>I would call mine "Hoover", but that's what I call my DW.

So you've learned how to avoid her left jab, right uppercut combination?


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03-16-04, 07:57 PM (EST)
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18. "RE: Does anyone else name their vacuum?"

My vacuum's name is "i heart you, Bucky Katt"

Wheeze

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03-17-04, 00:57 AM (EST)
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20. "RE: Does anyone else name their vacuum?"
I name my vacumn "Maria"

I don’t really give a damn which one of the two goes, as long as it ain’t me."-Sandra Diaz-Twine
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