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Captain N. Sorry I had to keep all my balls last week, but it was a sacrafice I had to make for the good of the lodge! I try to make it my business to keep abreast of who's who in the lodge. Early last week, I noticed this lovely tart strutting around the camp in such a fashion that she aroused my suspicions.
I must say it's a good thing that my curiosity about her was peaked because upon the obligatory strip search I performed, I found this logo on her undergarments:
When she knew I coming on to her on to her evil plans, she grabbed me and as he did, she ripped open the sack where all my balls were stored. At this point I had a choice to make. Do the cowardly thing and pick up all my balls so that I could play with them, gets some points, OR I could forget about that and make sure I apprehended this hot evil villian. I chose the latter and grabbed a handful of balls and chased her further into the jungle. Finally I had to hurl my balls at her to knock her down. She fell and I fondledgroped grappled with her and I ended up on top! So while I did miss the proceedings, I was able keep us safe from a very sexy villian.
Anyway, now that I'm back, her are my picks for the week!
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