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"Speeding Tickets Suck"
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wandacal 4018 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Jerry Springer Show Guest"
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02-27-04, 05:17 PM (EST)
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8. "I don't get it..." |
the last time I got caught streaking I was ordered to cease and desist immediately and was fined for immoral and lewd public behavior, but it was only $20.00 and I didn't have to go in front of the judge but I did get 10 hours of community service washing police cars and - What?
Oh.
I've never gotten a speeding ticket.
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Wheezy 9153 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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02-28-04, 11:21 AM (EST)
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21. "RE: Speeding Tickets Suck" |
I believe I have passed the age of 'cute enough to get a warning this time'. Or maybe it's the screaming children in the back seat. Or the fact I'm driving a minivan that just isn't working for me anymore...*sigh* I'm sorry Swami, that really stinks. Wheeze
heh heh.
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ballerina_of_doom 1462 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Beef Jerky Spokesperson"
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02-28-04, 12:02 PM (EST)
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24. "RE: Speeding Tickets Suck" |
LAST EDITED ON 02-28-04 AT 12:03 PM (EST)Last time I got a ticket...I was going 52 in a 40. Now normally I might have gotten off with a warning, but 1) i drive a sporty ragtop, which usually pisses people off...and more importantly 2) the officer's name was "Swallows", and quite frankly, it was just too damn easy. "That's not a name, it's a sentence." "So, my friend Jerry wants to know...'Do you?' " oh it was endless....and what happened was just not pretty..... I didn't get out of that one...
ps, he was cute, too....no sense of humor though....
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Silvergirl1 9342 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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02-28-04, 12:14 PM (EST)
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25. "RE: Speeding Tickets Suck" |
This is so true! I only received one speeding ticket back in 1984, and I still can't get over it's suckiness, and the fact that it cost me $50.I was driving along, on a spring day when the weather is so great that it elevates your mood. I just came off a 65 mph highway and forgot to slow down to the 35 mph road speed. The cop took my speed reading just before I slowed down. I'm sure he thought I had seen him, and that was why I was slowing down, but it wasn't. The month before this, I had gotten off with a warning. I was taking my anger (room mate problems) out on my gas pedal that time, and the officer let me off with a warning. *Hugs and bumbles*
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