Boys and girls, We have nudity on the show again !!! Not since the premiere of the Survivor series have we seen anyone in the buff, and frankly, I felt the other series where lacking because of it. I will herby give the top 10 reasons that John ran around in the buff (without even his buff) on last night's Survivor.
10. Nothing to hide... and folks, I do mean nothing...
9. Poor ratings... Can you imagine the conversation behind camera's between John and Jiffy ?
Jiffy: "We where really hoping Sarah would have been around for this, but would you mind ?
John: Yeah, I'll do it... but only around people that I trust.
I guess he forgot about the 20 million veiwers on national TV.
8. A secret attraction to the ugly Limo driver
John: "Robert, look over here." (actual quote)
7. Waterfalls = nakedness...
I personally have never went to a waterfall without skinnydipping.
6. Look Ma, no hands...
5. The No-No bites poison has finally seeped into his head.
4. No change on the island, hense no need for pockets.
3. Practice for losing his pants in the RC challange.
2. Tammy, Zoe and Robert asked him if he needed to reveal anything about their alliance.
and last but not least
1. before the show, agents for John told him to study the winning strategies of Richard Hatch from Survior 1 and here we have it.... Little Dique.
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Rotu forgot they had to keep John out of the water, with clothes, without clothes, with canoe, without canoe. Jeesh!
