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"S4 GUFU AWARD -- WEEK 6!"
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"S4 GUFU AWARD -- WEEK 6!" |
LAST EDITED ON 04-05-02 AT 00:25 AM (EST)And they do keep on happening, there are three from tonight's episode I am considering nominating/voting for, decisions decisions decisions. Anyway, the Gufu Award was establsihed to determine the dangdumbest game move in Survivordum: Seriously, it's about stupid strategy and the life! If you have a gufu nomination that would relate to production/post-production, ie. decisions made by the executive producers, directors, the smarmy host, they should be directed to the Production Gufu at:
http://community.realitytvworld.com/boards/DCForumID1/1116.shtml But dumb things the contestant did, they belong here. Each week a contendor is determined for that week, for the ultimate GufuAward determination/vote at the end of the season. You have two votes this week, you can use them to make two nominations, support two nominees, or do one and the other, or not; you may not, however, use both votes for the same nominee. Previous contendors for this season's Ultimate Gufu Crown: episode 1
Sarah Make Like Cleopatra
Peter's General Weirdness (honoraryly given by me for total votes over several nominees, from episode 1, so now I have officially decided to make it a contendor) episode 2 (tie)
All the Idiotic Utterances fo Sarah During TC2
Kathy Alienates Herself episode 3
Maraamu's Hunter Boot episode 4
Sean's Slavery Rant to Gabe episode 5
Gabe Not Playing the Game. Okay, and on a final note, it now appears that there will not be a recap episode this season (I won't explain for those who don't care to follow spoiler stuff) so the reclaim vote I was going to do that week, I'll figure out something else. All Right...
On Your Mark
Get Set
GUFU!!!!!!
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04-05-02, 00:41 AM (EST)
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3. "RE: S4 GUFU AWARD -- WEEK 6!" |
LAST EDITED ON 04-06-02 AT 05:51 PM (EST)LAST EDITED ON 04-05-02 AT 00:44 AM (EST) A#1 Gufu of all time: John letting Rob be the 4th on the immunity challenge. He must have been as swayed as we are, that Rob really has "stupid" written on his forehead. If you were in charge of the alliance that wanted to throw the challenge, why would you play Rob? John is the one with stupid on his forehead. #2, John and Robert in the kayak. Okay, I'm not on the show, I can't relate to how hard it is to row in the ocean (well, yeah, I can, but, that's not the point). John suffers from the classic all-importance syndrome. He's gonna take the fall for it. But still, the gufu goes to John and Robert for, after having the mega lead, not being able to a) follow the rules and get their kayak close enough to the chain and b) the "general" not having his ass in the right place at the necessary time. Edited because I just re-read this, and realized I must have been drunk when I wrote it, as there were so many mistakes. Ack! Sorry.
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dabo 26942 desperate attention whore postings
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04-05-02, 11:08 AM (EST)
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14. "RE: S4 GUFU AWARD -- WEEK 6!" |
My first vote: OOOOOOHHHHHHH, TAMMY! It's about time you got a nomination. I'm nominating Tammy for balking at the idea of throwing the IC. Granted, it would have been tough losing to Kathy-lead MaraaMOOOO, but still. You've got a newly solidified alliance with Mr. Bill gladly taking the leadership bull's-eye for himself, so why create the potential for a rift! You're getting this nomination for just being too darned competative to look at the long-range strategy. John, boob that he happens to be, was so right about getting rid of the conniving Robfodder, who is the biggest threat of all to your alliance. But no, you had to go ahead and put a crack on your shiny new alliance, one of the more subtle gufus that happened last night.
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04-05-02, 11:22 AM (EST)
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15. "RE: S4 GUFU AWARD -- WEEK 6!" |
The entire Reward Challenge was a GUFU:1) Paschall nearly having a stroke attempting to keep up with Rob all the while Neleh screaming
"YOU CAN DO IT PAAAAAAPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEE" 2) Dumb and Dumber in the ocean --- I'm pretty sure they were going backwards at some point 3) Dumb and Dumber on the shore --- JOHN: "Rob, you take a break while I run this flag up k?" 4) Jeff Probst incorrectly shouting "ROTU WINS". I'm sure he was having a hard time controlling his laughter after the Dumb and Dumber routine in the water but he was totally clueless about the rules at that point. 
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04-05-02, 12:20 PM (EST)
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16. "Poor strategy" |
Sitting out Sean & V in the RC. All three members of the A$$hole Alliance should have been in that. And that way, they would have sat out the IC, which the Rotu originals could then have thrown.
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04-05-02, 04:23 PM (EST)
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19. "RE: S4 GUFU AWARD -- WEEK 6!" |
There were so many worthy candidates last night, I need to sort through them before making my picks. BTW dabo, allowing 2 picks this season was incredible foresight on your part. Who knew this crew would be even more idiotic than their forebears.This week however, two is not enough. Before I get to my picks, deserving consideration are... John's Napoleon Complex. He just can't shut up about being the leader. Even Robfaddah knows better than that. Rotu putting clueless John in the boat while leaving experienced Zoe on shore for the relay. Nice plan guys, good thing you didn't want to win the thing anyway. John, Robert, Gina, and Kathy not paying attention to the rules of the stinkin' race. The only thing that saved G & K's arses for forgetting the FLAG (HEL-LO!) was J & R's failure to properly dock their vessel AND R deciding to kick it on the beach instead of finishing the race. Karma's a b.itch, ain't it. BUT my picks this week go to...
1. Rotu lets "cornered animal" Robfaddah lead them in the maze IC. Man, if he had this kind of intensity during his Maraamu days, he might not have sores on his behind from taking up permanent residence on a TC stump. 2. Maraamu lets spatially-challenged Kathy lead them in the maze IC. As if they didn't learn their lesson with the weave puzzle, passive 'Mu's Pappy, Neleh, and Gina let Kathy lead them to yet another embarrassing defeat. Psychotic Jack Nicholson had more sense of direction at the end of "The Shining" than our girl Kath had last night.  Fester 
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04-06-02, 11:21 PM (EST)
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Hey Dabs, I think that this is my first post on a Gofu thread. I have loved reading them, but haven't ever posted on one, as so many funny things are usually said in these, that I didn't want to be redundent. But redundency is called for in this case... 1. John and Robert go to the races....
Starring Prince John as Team leader
and Robert "duh what the hell do you do with a paddle" Limo Man as the supporting role. 2. John and Robert go to the races....
Starring Prince John as Team leader
and Robert "duh what the hell do you do with a paddle" Limo Man as the supporting role. 
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04-10-02, 09:33 AM (EST)
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32. "RE: S4 GUFU AWARD -- WEEK 6!" |
1) Robert and John blowing the RC2) John Doing his Dique impression and showing his little general to the General.
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04-10-02, 11:32 AM (EST)
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33. "RE: S4 GUFU AWARD -- WEEK 6!" |
Two just aren't enough for this week:
1. John and Robert playing with sticks in the water. I HAVE rowed a canoe in the ocean. I'm not 26, not male, but the canoe went in the direction I paddled. AND I grew up in Chicago, far away from oceans. (1a. The fact that John and Rob were rowing. Guess they figured on brute strength instead of brains.) 2. Kathy being allowed to lead a second challenge after the totally inept performance during the weave-the-eyeball challenge, getting them lost in the woods, putting sand on the fire to keep it going(?). 3. Rotu's choices for the challenges - as eloquently stated by so many before me. Dumb, Dumber, Dumbest = Rob, Kathy, John
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34. "Voting Closed" |
And this week's contendor, with a whopping 16 votes: John and Robert in the Canoe! The other nominees finished as follows: John's Self-Proclaimed Leadership: 4.
John Letting Rob in the IC: 5.
John and Robert Not Following Directions: 1.
John Not Lying to Rob: 1.
Pappy and Neleh Vote Off Gina: 2.
Rob Being Confrontational: 2.
John Goes Back Into the Water: 1.
Tammy Balks at Throwing IC: 2.
Pappy Running in RC: 1.
Poor Sit-Out Strategy: 3.
Kathy Leading NM in Maze IC: 4.
John's Gassy Food Posturing: 1.
Kathy Puts Out Fire: 2.
Gina Not Discussing Votes With Kathy: 1.
Zoe the Bad Liar: 1.
Kathy Protesting Rotu's RC Win: 1.
Rotu's RC Strategy (runner in canoe, sea captain running): 1.
John as Fat Naked Guy: 1.
(And I, for one, never ever understood the naked strategy.) Looking forward to Week 7 and all the merge gufuing. And now the recap episode is on the schedule, but it will be the day before episode 9 rather than having a week of its own.  Cap'n Zoe Just YoHoHoee!
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