Pendragon: Hey, who changed the name of the Blow Hole to the Justice League HQ?Superman: I don't know, but did you get the red alert?
Pendragon: No, I was just wandering by
IceCat enters the room
IceCat: Oops
IceCat changes his name to Mr Freeze
The Batman: Hey, this is for super HEROES only, Ice Weenie
Mr Freeze: Then who called me in here?
Batgirl: I don't know but the message I got said it was urgent
SpiderMan: Me too
Mystique enters the room
Superman: Who the hell is that?
Mystique: I just registered, sweet sweet Supes. You might know me, but then again, I am a shapeshifter....
Mystique has changed her name and looks to Vampy
SpiderMan: *drools*
Superman: Stop that, Spidey!
SpiderMan: Come and make me, you caped freak
Vampy: Now, boys, there is enough of me to go around
The Batman: *grabs Vampy around the waist and tips her back, planting a long wet kiss on her bloodstained lips*
Batgirl: *Vampslaps The Batman*
Vampy has changed her name and looks to AyaK
The Batman: *Drops AyaK and spits* Gross!
Pendragon: *Picks up AyaK* Are you okay honey?
AyaK: I am fine sweetie. I love you baby.
Pendragon: I love you too, shnookums.
AyaK has changed her name and looks to Mystique
Superman: I didn't know you could do that in the chatroom
SpiderMan: So, why were we all called here anyway?
Webby has entered the room and locked the door.
Mr Freeze: I am outta here.
Mr Freeze has left the room
Mr Freeze has entered the room
Mr Freeze: WTF???????
Webby: No one is going anywhere. Enough is enough with the duplicate IDs. I am deleting all of you.
Mr Freeze: Now just wait a damn minute....
Mr Freeze has been deleted
Mystique: OMG! No, I just registered. You can't do this to me. I have the coolest sig pic I just found. I have perky breasts in it and everything....
Mystique has been deleted
SpiderMan: So, I guess you saw my post too. Don't you think I will be a valuable member of the Sb comm....
SpiderMan has been deleted
Pendragon: Ouch, that kinda hurt, Webby.
Pendragon has been dele...
Pendragon: NO! Wait! This is my only ID now! Don't get so happy with that delete command!
Webby: Then why are you here?
Pendragon: I just wanted to type up a transcript for OT.
Webby: Okay, then you can get the word out, no more stupid duplicate IDs. This is not a comic convention where all the geeks get to dress up in tights and play super hero. Got it?
Batgirl: Can I just say one thing?
Batgirl has been deleted
Webby: Where is The Shadow?
The Shadow has entered the room
The Shadow has been deleted
Superman: So I can stay? I mean, I was technically the first.
Webby: Is this your only ID?
Superman: Let's say...yes
Webby: What about HawkEye?
Superman: Not Me.
Webby: What about notshakes?
Superman: Not Me.
Webby: What about shakesvivorblows?
Superman: ....Not Me...
Webby: Fine. You stay. But this is it people.
Webby has left the room
Pendragon: *Surveys the room filled with dead bodies*
The Batman: Wow.
Superman: Hey, how did you avoid the axe?
The Batman: Me? I am new here. I don't have another identity...yeah, that's the ticket.
The Batman: *giggles like a school girl*
The Batman has left the room
Superman: So what now, Pen?
Pendragon: I need to go write this up. Man, what carnage. What destructive power that Webby holds. You know, it kinda makes a person think...
Superman: Wanna make out?
Pendragon: Sure.
And that is where the tale ends dear reader. It is a cautionary tale. It is a story of hope, heartbreak, a little flirting. But I think above it all it is a love story.
Goodnight, dear reader.
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"We're not your classic superheros. We're not the favorites. We're the other guys."
--- The Shoveler, Mystery Men