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Pendragon 136 desperate attention whore postings
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09-04-01, 05:09 PM (EST)
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"Bar Transcript: Fall Of The Justice League"
Pendragon: Hey, who changed the name of the Blow Hole to the Justice League HQ?

Superman: I don't know, but did you get the red alert?

Pendragon: No, I was just wandering by

IceCat enters the room

IceCat: Oops

IceCat changes his name to Mr Freeze

The Batman: Hey, this is for super HEROES only, Ice Weenie

Mr Freeze: Then who called me in here?

Batgirl: I don't know but the message I got said it was urgent

SpiderMan: Me too

Mystique enters the room

Superman: Who the hell is that?

Mystique: I just registered, sweet sweet Supes. You might know me, but then again, I am a shapeshifter....

Mystique has changed her name and looks to Vampy

SpiderMan: *drools*

Superman: Stop that, Spidey!

SpiderMan: Come and make me, you caped freak

Vampy: Now, boys, there is enough of me to go around

The Batman: *grabs Vampy around the waist and tips her back, planting a long wet kiss on her bloodstained lips*

Batgirl: *Vampslaps The Batman*

Vampy has changed her name and looks to AyaK

The Batman: *Drops AyaK and spits* Gross!

Pendragon: *Picks up AyaK* Are you okay honey?

AyaK: I am fine sweetie. I love you baby.

Pendragon: I love you too, shnookums.

AyaK has changed her name and looks to Mystique

Superman: I didn't know you could do that in the chatroom

SpiderMan: So, why were we all called here anyway?

Webby has entered the room and locked the door.

Mr Freeze: I am outta here.

Mr Freeze has left the room

Mr Freeze has entered the room

Mr Freeze: WTF???????

Webby: No one is going anywhere. Enough is enough with the duplicate IDs. I am deleting all of you.

Mr Freeze: Now just wait a damn minute....

Mr Freeze has been deleted

Mystique: OMG! No, I just registered. You can't do this to me. I have the coolest sig pic I just found. I have perky breasts in it and everything....

Mystique has been deleted

SpiderMan: So, I guess you saw my post too. Don't you think I will be a valuable member of the Sb comm....

SpiderMan has been deleted

Pendragon: Ouch, that kinda hurt, Webby.

Pendragon has been dele...

Pendragon: NO! Wait! This is my only ID now! Don't get so happy with that delete command!

Webby: Then why are you here?

Pendragon: I just wanted to type up a transcript for OT.

Webby: Okay, then you can get the word out, no more stupid duplicate IDs. This is not a comic convention where all the geeks get to dress up in tights and play super hero. Got it?

Batgirl: Can I just say one thing?

Batgirl has been deleted

Webby: Where is The Shadow?

The Shadow has entered the room

The Shadow has been deleted

Superman: So I can stay? I mean, I was technically the first.

Webby: Is this your only ID?

Superman: Let's say...yes

Webby: What about HawkEye?

Superman: Not Me.

Webby: What about notshakes?

Superman: Not Me.

Webby: What about shakesvivorblows?

Superman: ....Not Me...

Webby: Fine. You stay. But this is it people.

Webby has left the room

Pendragon: *Surveys the room filled with dead bodies*

The Batman: Wow.

Superman: Hey, how did you avoid the axe?

The Batman: Me? I am new here. I don't have another identity...yeah, that's the ticket.

The Batman: *giggles like a school girl*

The Batman has left the room

Superman: So what now, Pen?

Pendragon: I need to go write this up. Man, what carnage. What destructive power that Webby holds. You know, it kinda makes a person think...

Superman: Wanna make out?

Pendragon: Sure.

And that is where the tale ends dear reader. It is a cautionary tale. It is a story of hope, heartbreak, a little flirting. But I think above it all it is a love story.

Goodnight, dear reader.


++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

"We're not your classic superheros. We're not the favorites. We're the other guys."
--- The Shoveler, Mystery Men

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  Subject     Author     Message Date     ID  
 RE: Bar Transcript: Fall Of The Jus... LadyT 09-04-01 1
 RE: Bar Transcript: Fall Of The Jus... PepeLePew13 09-04-01 2
   RE: Bar Transcript: Fall Of The Jus... PepeLePew13 09-04-01 3
   DARK KNIGHT The Batman 09-04-01 5
       RE: DARK KNIGHT PepeLePew13 09-04-01 6
 RE: Bar Transcript: Fall Of The Jus... mistofleas 09-04-01 4
 RE: Bar Transcript: Fall Of The Jus... Drive My Car 09-04-01 7
 RE: Bar Transcript: Fall Of The Jus... The Batman 09-04-01 8
 RE: Bar Transcript: Fall Of The Jus... VampKira 09-04-01 9
 RE: Bar Transcript: Fall Of The Jus... moonbaby 09-04-01 10
 RE: Bar Transcript: Fall Of The Jus... Kismet 09-05-01 11
   AAACCCCCKKKK! VampKira 09-05-01 12
       RE: AAACCCCCKKKK! Drive My Car 09-05-01 13

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LadyT 5567 desperate attention whore postings
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09-04-01, 05:25 PM (EST)
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1. "RE: Bar Transcript: Fall Of The Justice League"
LMAO!!!!
Great to see you Pen, stick around some more
-----------------------
"So what are my chances
of honest advances
I'd say low
Better to win
by admitting my sin
than to lose with a halo"
-Evita
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PepeLePew13 26135 desperate attention whore postings
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09-04-01, 05:27 PM (EST)
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2. "RE: Bar Transcript: Fall Of The Justice League"

>The Batman: Me? I am new here. I don't have another
>identity...yeah, that's the ticket.
>
>The Batman: *giggles like a school girl*

Yeah right and I've got a bridge to sell you. How about it, Webby? Why does The Batman get to keep his name and not Spiderman, Shadow, Batgirl, Alfred, Mr.Freeze? The Batman's too familiar with this place to be a newcomer!


"Permit me to introduce myself. I am Pepe Le Pew, your lover."

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PepeLePew13 26135 desperate attention whore postings
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09-04-01, 05:28 PM (EST)
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3. "RE: Bar Transcript: Fall Of The Justice League"
by the way... great transcript, Pen! You don't write here often enough -- your stuff is great.


"Permit me to introduce myself. I am Pepe Le Pew, your lover."

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The Batman 47 desperate attention whore postings
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09-04-01, 06:07 PM (EST)
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5. "DARK KNIGHT"

LOOK here Super Skunk...quit drawing attention to me! I'm not no stinkin' attention whore...ya hear??

Interesting and quite amusing transcript you wrote there, Mr. Pendragon, Sir. However, if you ever run into that Mystique chick again, tell her that her ass is grass!! That Vampy to Ayak trick was not nice! <wipes off mouth and spits> I thought I was finally going to score with that Bat!!


Why's everybody always picking on me?

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PepeLePew13 26135 desperate attention whore postings
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09-04-01, 07:32 PM (EST)
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6. "RE: DARK KNIGHT"
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>LOOK here Super Skunk...quit drawing attention to me!
>I'm not no stinkin' attention whore...ya hear??

w-w-watch me-e-e-e sh-shake in-n-n my boots... (not )


"Permit me to introduce myself. I am Pepe Le Pew, your lover."

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mistofleas 8043 desperate attention whore postings
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09-04-01, 05:33 PM (EST)
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4. "RE: Bar Transcript: Fall Of The Justice League"
>>>Superman: Wanna make out?

Pendragon: Sure.>>>>

I don't know about the rest of you people, but the thought of Superman and Pendragon making out has been feeding my fantasies for quite some time now *swoon* *wink*

Thanks for giving me more ammo Pen darling!
I miss you by the way muffin, come around more often will ya?



mistofleas --hopes Mr.Fleas hurries back from the road

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09-04-01, 07:52 PM (EST)
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7. "RE: Bar Transcript: Fall Of The Justice League"
A dark and disturbing tale Pendragon.
Except for this part

>>Pendragon: *Picks up AyaK* Are you okay honey?

AyaK: I am fine sweetie. I love you baby.

Pendragon: I love you too, shnookums.

AyaK has changed her name and looks to Mystique

OLMAO!! This cracked me up.

Oh and Pepe, it may just be me, but I think Batman should stay because he is Hot.

(EBug- ponders what Webby would do if she registered Vicki Vale)

Thanks Pen, lots of fun

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09-04-01, 09:37 PM (EST)
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8. "RE: Bar Transcript: Fall Of The Justice League"

The Batman: Dude, I don't feel so good.

Superman: Oh, really? Does it have anything to do with fact that Mystique tricked you into thinking you were making out with Vamp?

The Batman: I suppose so. That, and the fact that I heard you made out with Pendragon! What are you gonna tell Wonder Woman?

Superman: Damn! You KNOW about that?

The Batman: Yeah. I'm not sure I want you standing behind me, acting all "cocky" and stuff? You mind moving? <breaks into singing..."Rainy days and every other Wednesday always gets me down...>


There's good, there's evil...and then there's BATMAN

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09-04-01, 09:42 PM (EST)
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9. "RE: Bar Transcript: Fall Of The Justice League"
ROTFLMMFAO!

Pen!!!!! Since we are kissing cousins.... *SMOOCH!* This was awesome!! Encore! Encore!


>>>Mystique has changed her name and looks to Vampy

SpiderMan: *drools*

Superman: Stop that, Spidey!

SpiderMan: Come and make me, you caped freak

Vampy: Now, boys, there is enough of me to go around

The Batman: *grabs Vampy around the waist and tips her back, planting a long wet kiss on her bloodstained lips*

Batgirl: *Vampslaps The Batman*

Vampy has changed her name and looks to AyaK

The Batman: *Drops AyaK and spits* Gross!

Pendragon: *Picks up AyaK* Are you okay honey?

AyaK: I am fine sweetie. I love you baby.

Pendragon: I love you too, shnookums.<<<

You see that everyone??? Mystique MAY not be on the board.. but what has prevented her from coming to chat, huh?? What I am trying to say peeps, is this... if you see me, and I am doing something evil.. perhaps it's not me at all.. In fact... YEAH! It wasn't me!! And I am not dabo either.. I swear. *winks at dabs*


"Leave me alone don't want your promises no more... 'Cause rock and roll is my religion and my law..." - Ozzy

Du ar min hjälte, Supermänniska


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moonbaby 17120 desperate attention whore postings
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09-04-01, 10:08 PM (EST)
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10. "RE: Bar Transcript: Fall Of The Justice League"
Pen, this is too good, I laughed like a loon.
PS I'm with Buggy. The Batman is HOT!
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Kismet 803 desperate attention whore postings
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09-05-01, 07:17 AM (EST)
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11. "RE: Bar Transcript: Fall Of The Justice League"
Just so's ya know...Here is the sig pic that I had found for Mystique.

I am only posting this to freak Vamp out..

Kismet

"Do you ever get down on your knee's and thank God that you know me and have access to my dementia?"

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09-05-01, 07:35 AM (EST)
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12. "AAACCCCCKKKK!"
>>>I am only posting this to freak Vamp out..<<<

OMG! Kissy!! <freaks out> I can't believe you posted the nippleless chick pic!! That's just plain WRONG, girlfriend!! ROTF!!!


"Come to me. Come to me because only I, and my like, can end the lonliness you feel." - The Vampire Lestat

Du ar min hjälte, Supermänniska


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09-05-01, 09:28 AM (EST)
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13. "RE: AAACCCCCKKKK!"
OMG Kismet!!!!
That pic looks so much like you!
( umm I think they can fix that little uhem, problem of yours, plastic surgery can do wonders these days)


**ebug looks down her shirt to make sure hers are still there**

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