LAST EDITED ON 03-03-10 AT 04:01 PM (EST)

Also known as Justice Lodge Week 3 Results / Week 4 Field Trip

The Logue Results:
1. 1st JP Shout-Out: Courtney (10)
2. Blur-tastic: Coach ~ James ~ Parvati (10)
3. Grabby Pants: Rupert (20)
4. Swing Voter: Rob (10)
5. Revolving requisition: James found an Idol. In his luxury bag. Yes (10)

Justice Lodge Villain Watch:
Oh My Gawdzilla!
Wow. What a disaster. We did manage to rescue Streetwalker and Balzac but the Meatpacker has fallen. And just when we thought we were in the clear the drat lizard returned and exacted revenge on Civics, Liberty AND THE JUSTICE LODGE!!!
Not all is lost though. We did manage to collect some points...
Skel-A-Rectile ~ 49
CanDangler ~ 41
Phnatom Blindside ~ 39
Trixi Whip Lash ~ 36
MoleMeister ~ 36
Procrastinatrix ~ 36
Crimson Avenger ~ 36
Pegasus ~ 34
VVVixen ~ 33
Frigga ~ 25
Hemiptera ~ 23
Cat Conjuress ~ 21
Sarcastia ~ 21
Sagittarius ~ 20
Caterwaul ~ 18
La Femme Dakota ~ 18
King Neptune ~ 16
Icarus ~ 15
Armed Trigger ~ 13
Royal Grouper ~ 0
Green Mean Machine ~ 0
Thunder Thore ~ 0
Batgirl ~ 0
Ganesha ~ 0
DynamoDusk ~ 0

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In the place where the Justice Lodge used to stand...
It was pretty bad all around but we did see some major heroics going on. The melange a trois of Skel-A-Rectile, CanDangler and Phantom Blindside should certainly be commended given a hand for their hard work boning, dangling and blindsiding the pherocious Gawdzilla. He won't be sitting right for months.
And while a valiant effort award should be extended to Sagittarius, Dyanamo Dusk, Frigga and King Neptune for trying. Clay was the most popular answer and the combined SuperSix average ended up at 57%. Not quite enough to save the Justice Lodge.

But we can't get down.
I have to let you all know that the lodge, despite being left stranded on an island, adrift on a boat, stuck in a goat's butt, burned down countless times, received bomb threats, open gun fire and banning... it goes on.
No host?
No problem.
No theme?
No biggie.
No booze?
*gasp*
ah yes, the creditcard and the side-kick.
Yes, the lodge will go on.
This could be a good opportunity to express your thoughts regarding the design of the new Justice Lodge.
That is, if the Villains haven't figured out we're currently homeless.

The Super Roster:

Trading Cards	SuperLoser	Subtotal	BONUS	Present	Past	Total
		0	49	49	120	169
		20	39	59	85	144
		0	33	33	110	143
		0	36	36	105	141
		20	20	40	95	135
		0	34	34	95	129
		0	36	36	80	116
		20	21	41	75	116
		0	23	23	80	103
		0	36	36	65	101
		0	41	41	55	96
		0	36	36	55	91
		0	15	15	75	90
		0	18	18	70	88
		0	25	25	60	85
		0	16	16	65	81
		20	0	20	55	75
		0	18	18	50	68
		0	0	0	60	60
		0	0	0	60	60
		0	0	0	55	55
		0	21	21	30	51
		0	0	0	30	30
		0	0	0	20	20
		0	13	13	.	13

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Super-Loser Logue: Week 4
Well, seeing as how there is no lodge at the moment, this does not excuse you from the Super-Loser Logues.

1. 1st JP Shout-Out: Name a survivor who will have their name shouted out first by JP. (10 points)
2. Blur-tastic: Name a survivor who will be slapped with a blur over their naughty bits. (20 points)
3. Grabby Pants: Name 1 survivor who will grab the Immunity idol from JP's hot little hands. (10 points)
4. Swing Voter: Name the last survivor to vote during the tribal council. (20 points)
5. Revolving requisition: Will Tom find an idol in episode 4? Yes or No? (10 points)

Now, let's get to the more pressing news of...

Justice Lodge Villain Watch:
Kali-Hai's Volley-Ball Tourney

held in...

As if things after Gawdzilla couldn't get any worse, along comes Kali.
The demon-goddess is a very powerful telekinasian who has power of timetravel and mindcontrol. She's also a kick-ass volley-ball player.
And truthfully, Kali couldn't have shown up at a better time.
Without a lodge, we could use the Bollywood Bowl as a crash pad. And since she's taken all of our super-powers, spandex and sinew, we might as well paint it up in our team colors and drink rumpunches out of skullmugs while watching the Goddess play with her own balls.
What?
She's making us play?
Allright. Drag your bones on over to the field, (You should be quite comfortable Skel-A-Rectile.) where Kali has split the super-losers into teams.
In your teams you'll be required to answer their SuperLoser Logues and a special extra question directed at each individual team. The team with the most correct answers for that question will win the point, the team with the most points for each wins. Each individual will also collect their own points for correctly answered questions so it's kindof a win-win.
Now that you've been split into teams it's time to get to the match. It's no big deal. Or at least that's what she said.

Pegasus, Icarus, Crimson Avenger and Ganesha. You four can use your Kali trading card as an automatically correct answer for any one of the six posed questions.

The Putrid Pats
King Neptune	Procrastinatrix	ThunderThore	Armed Trigger	Frigga
Who will vote second?
The Rancid Ralphs
Skel-A-Rectile	CanDangler	Phantom Blindside	Icarus	MoleMeister
Who will vote third?
The Moldy Marys
Pegasus	VVVixen	Trixi Whip Lash	Sagittarius	Cat Conjuress
Who will vote fourth?
The Stiff Shannons
Royal Grouper	La Femme Dakota	Hemiptera	Crimson Avenger	Ganesha/Capt. Nepharious
Who will vote fifth?
The Bloodless Bettys
Green Mean Machine	Caterwaul	Batgirl	Sarcastia	Dynamo Dusk
Who will vote sixth?

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As with all lodges, there are rules. Here they are... * Deadlines for all Super-Loser Logues is 7:59 P.M. BOARDTIME the day of airing. Usually Thursdays (With a Mid-March Wednesday date and a finale Sunday in May). * None, No One, Neither, Both, All or Some of them; are not valid answers. Where it asks to name a survivor, simply name a survivor. Where it asks for yes or no, give a yes OR a no. Any alteration will be included in the question. * Deadlines for all Villain Bonuses are dependent upon the nature of the individual bonus. * Points and gameplay differ with each Villain Bonus. * This season will end 1 week early. So by the time we find out who wins, we too will be celebrating in the afterglow of superlative proportions. * This game is just that, a game. I will not tolerate overtly antagonistic behavior from any loser. As there will be opportunities to effect other players scores it is imperative you are mindful of what comes around goes around. This is the playground, these are your playmates, get along. * All events will be judged on new footage and participating survivors ONLY. Any survivor no longer vieing for the title will be worth 0 points.

* I hear Randy's buying the first round of drinks!
* AND he's coming sans buff.
* Still...In search of SOTS writers. Click here to find out more.
* This episode brought to you via an alternate computer as I have been suffering through yet another computer crash. This is number 5 in 6 years.