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08-29-01, 09:23 AM (EST)
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"TopTen Superman Excuses for Not Doing A TopTen List This Week"
From the home office in Wahoooo, Nebraska. Tonight's TopTen topic, TopTen Superman Excuses for Not Doing A TopTen List This Week. What's the problem? I would see that as doing everyone a favor.

Paul: Mmmmm...Superman..

Dave: And here to help us out by reading tonight's list..Superman!

(Superman walks out and stands centerstage.)

Dave: TopTen Superman Excuses for Not Doing A TopTen List This Week, heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeere we go...

Number 10.

Superman: I've been hanging out on the Florida coast provoking sharks to bite my enemies.

Number 9:

"Spent the week practicing making bologna sandwiches with my feet." *nods to Misto*

Number 8:

"Busy searching for a cool desktop wallpaper so that I can participate in other threads."

Number 7:

"I was planning on flying this plane out of the Bahamas, but next thing you know..."

Crowd: Booo! Hissss!

Number 6:

"I just moved to San Diego and I'm healing from a fur graft."

Number 5:

"I tried to quit smoking and after 15 minutes, went totally off my nut."

Number 4:

"Sherp's eyes have me Hip-Mo-Tized."

Number 3:

"Waaaaayy too giddy about the upcoming show "Love Cruise.""

Number 2:

"Still hiding from Kismet and her evil corner."

Dave: .............and the number one Superman Excuse for Not Doing A TopTen List This Week....

Number 1:

"Not doing a TopTen?! What the hell do you call THIS?"


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  Subject     Author     Message Date     ID  
 RE: TopTen Superman Excuses for Not... Drive My Car 08-29-01 1
 RE: TopTen Superman Excuses for Not... desert_rhino 08-29-01 2
   RE: TopTen Superman Excuses for Not... ItzLisa 08-29-01 4
       RE: TopTen Superman Excuses for Not... desert_rhino 08-29-01 5
           RE: TopTen Superman Excuses for Not... PepeLePew13 08-29-01 6
               RE: TopTen Superman Excuses for Not... desert_rhino 08-29-01 8
                   And others..... SkyRaider 08-29-01 9
                       RE: And others..... ItzLisa 08-29-01 11
                       RE: And others..... Survivorerist 08-30-01 14
 RE: TopTen Superman Excuses for Not... MakeItStop 08-29-01 3
 RE: TopTen Superman Excuses for Not... PepeLePew13 08-29-01 7
 RE: TopTen Superman Excuses for Not... VampKira 08-29-01 10
 RE: TopTen Superman Excuses for Not... LadyT 08-29-01 12
 RE: TopTen Superman Excuses for Not... rameses 08-30-01 13
   RE: TopTen Superman Excuses for Not... Drive My Car 08-30-01 15
       RE: TopTen Superman Excuses for Not... rameses 08-31-01 18
 RE: TopTen Superman Excuses for Not... mistofleas 08-30-01 16
 A two-edged swordfish PeterTorque 08-30-01 17
   RE: A two-edged swordfish ItzLisa 08-31-01 19

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Drive My Car 20045 desperate attention whore postings
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08-29-01, 09:57 AM (EST)
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1. "RE: TopTen Superman Excuses for Not Doing A TopTen List This Week"
WooHoo!!!!
I was wondering where our Top Ten was.
Excellant as always Supe!!!

( psst hey Mr. Superhero, you can hide from Kismet over here, with me )



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08-29-01, 10:31 AM (EST)
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2. "RE: TopTen Superman Excuses for Not Doing A TopTen List This Week"
<peeks out from under rock>

I don't get the Bahamas reference.

<sighs>

-- JV

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Better be damned than mentioned not at all." --John Wolcot (1738–1819)

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4. "RE: TopTen Superman Excuses for Not Doing A TopTen List This Week"

>I don't get the Bahamas reference.

*** It's NOT very nice! (*tsk tsks at Supe!*)

Other than that one (you naughty guy!), very nice list! Particularly the TigerMan reference! LOL!!
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08-29-01, 01:59 PM (EST)
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5. "RE: TopTen Superman Excuses for Not Doing A TopTen List This Week"
LAST EDITED ON 08-29-01 AT 02:09 PM (EST)

Well, THAT was a singularly unhelpful response. <sigh>

-- JV

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6. "RE: TopTen Superman Excuses for Not Doing A TopTen List This Week"
check the news about a plane crash over the weekend of a young music star by the name of Aaliyah who had just finished a music video in the Bahamas...


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08-29-01, 02:11 PM (EST)
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8. "RE: TopTen Superman Excuses for Not Doing A TopTen List This Week"
Ah. Thanks.

-- JV

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Better be damned than mentioned not at all." --John Wolcot (1738–1819)

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08-29-01, 02:32 PM (EST)
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9. "And others....."

She died along with eight others, but since they weren't "famous" they aren't mentioned.

Did anyone EVER hear of this Aaliyah before she died?

It's doubtful that Don McLean will ever be inspired to write an "American Pie (Two)" to mark the passing.

And Jennifer Lopez is a little long in the tooth already to play her in a "Selena Revisited" biographical pix.

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08-29-01, 03:18 PM (EST)
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11. "RE: And others....."
LAST EDITED ON 08-29-01 AT 03:22 PM (EST)

JV, I emailed you about what Supe meant before I saw Pepe and Sky had posted, so ignore the email, LOL!!!

> Did anyone EVER hear of this Aaliyah before she died?

***Actually, yes - I saw her in concert last summer. She was very good. Her song "Try Again" was nominated for a Grammy last year, but I can see not many people not knowing who she was - she was kind of just up and coming. Plus, she was better known in the R&B world. Anyway, I mean, it is a shame when someone dies, ya know - particularly someone who was only 22 and had her whole life ahead of her. Just gives me the willies because my oldest niece is just her age.

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08-30-01, 03:10 AM (EST)
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14. "RE: And others....."
LAST EDITED ON 08-30-01 AT 03:11 AM (EST)

>>>Did anyone EVER hear of this Aaliyah before she died?<<<

Finally, something that I know about. ;)

As Lisa said, she was an up and coming R&B singer, although her music has never really been my cup of tea. As Lisa also said, "Try Again" is probably her most well known song. She used to sing a lot with Missy Elliot/Timbaland/etc. (if that helps you any) She also had a few acting gigs, the most remembered of which was probably Romeo Must Die, from which the song "Try Again" came. Hope that helps you out!

Edited to add "Great TTL Supe! I enjoyed that one, as if it were any surprise"


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3. "RE: TopTen Superman Excuses for Not Doing A TopTen List This Week"
"Busy searching for a cool desktop wallpaper so that I can participate in other threads."

Bwaahaaaaaa. Great list Supe!

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7. "RE: TopTen Superman Excuses for Not Doing A TopTen List This Week"
Very nice list, Supe! Keep up the great work. Time, perhaps, for a All-Purpose reply thresd?


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10. "RE: TopTen Superman Excuses for Not Doing A TopTen List This Week"
LMAO!! Awesome Supe!! *smooch*

I am so glad you pulled one outta your.. um... cape, before you left for your sabbatical! Hurry back home to us!!!

*braces herself because something always seems to happen while Supe is away...*


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12. "RE: TopTen Superman Excuses for Not Doing A TopTen List This Week"
I too was wondering when a TTL would appear too and it was worth the wait

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Better to win
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13. "RE: TopTen Superman Excuses for Not Doing A TopTen List This Week"
Number 5:

"I tried to quit smoking and after 15 minutes, went totally
off my nut."

Excuse me, superhero, sir...but, how many minutes was that???? You wouldn't be exaggerating about your super powers, would you?

Number 3:

"Waaaaayy too giddy about the upcoming show "Love Cruise.""

Yeah, can't hardly wait to see the crying girl forced to play with the scary clown!!! (buuuwaaaahaaaaa-haaaaa!)

Great list, Man of Steel!


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15. "RE: TopTen Superman Excuses for Not Doing A TopTen List This Week"
Hi rameses,
nice to see you back.


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18. "RE: TopTen Superman Excuses for Not Doing A TopTen List This Week"
Thanks, Ebug! Good to be back on the boards again. I'm anxious for the new season to begin!
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16. "RE: TopTen Superman Excuses for Not Doing A TopTen List This Week"
>Number 9:
>
>"Spent the week practicing making bologna
>sandwiches with my feet." *nods
>to Misto*

--Well, Mr. Faster Than A Speeding Bullet, did you beat the Idiots record? And I 'm wondering, I don't see you as a bologna kinda guy, are you sure you didn't substitute headcheese?

>Number 5:
>
>"I tried to quit smoking and
>after 15 minutes, went totally
>off my nut."

--hee hee...supe said nut!

Great list a usual hero boy. Missed you! *kiss*


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17. "A two-edged swordfish"
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Now if you could just get those trained sharks in the pool of the Love Cruise... I know, I know, the sharks won't even consider it --even fish have their standards.

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19. "RE: A two-edged swordfish"
OOOOOOUUUCCHHHH!!! Nice one, PT!!! (Hee hee!)

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