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"TopTen Superman Excuses for Not Doing A TopTen List This Week"
Superman 3157 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Car Show Celebrity"
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08-29-01, 09:23 AM (EST)
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"TopTen Superman Excuses for Not Doing A TopTen List This Week" |
From the home office in Wahoooo, Nebraska. Tonight's TopTen topic, TopTen Superman Excuses for Not Doing A TopTen List This Week. What's the problem? I would see that as doing everyone a favor. Paul: Mmmmm...Superman.. Dave: And here to help us out by reading tonight's list..Superman! (Superman walks out and stands centerstage.) Dave: TopTen Superman Excuses for Not Doing A TopTen List This Week, heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeere we go... Number 10. Superman: I've been hanging out on the Florida coast provoking sharks to bite my enemies. Number 9: "Spent the week practicing making bologna sandwiches with my feet." *nods to Misto* Number 8: "Busy searching for a cool desktop wallpaper so that I can participate in other threads." Number 7: "I was planning on flying this plane out of the Bahamas, but next thing you know..." Crowd: Booo! Hissss! Number 6: "I just moved to San Diego and I'm healing from a fur graft." Number 5: "I tried to quit smoking and after 15 minutes, went totally off my nut." Number 4: "Sherp's eyes have me Hip-Mo-Tized." Number 3: "Waaaaayy too giddy about the upcoming show "Love Cruise."" Number 2: "Still hiding from Kismet and her evil corner." Dave: .............and the number one Superman Excuse for Not Doing A TopTen List This Week.... Number 1: "Not doing a TopTen?! What the hell do you call THIS?"
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desert_rhino 10087 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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08-29-01, 10:31 AM (EST)
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2. "RE: TopTen Superman Excuses for Not Doing A TopTen List This Week" |
<peeks out from under rock>I don't get the Bahamas reference. <sighs> -- JV "What rage for fame attends both great and small! Better be damned than mentioned not at all." --John Wolcot (1738–1819)
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ItzLisa 3350 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Car Show Celebrity"
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08-29-01, 03:18 PM (EST)
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LAST EDITED ON 08-29-01 AT 03:22 PM (EST)JV, I emailed you about what Supe meant before I saw Pepe and Sky had posted, so ignore the email, LOL!!! > Did anyone EVER hear of this Aaliyah before she died? ***Actually, yes - I saw her in concert last summer. She was very good. Her song "Try Again" was nominated for a Grammy last year, but I can see not many people not knowing who she was - she was kind of just up and coming. Plus, she was better known in the R&B world. Anyway, I mean, it is a shame when someone dies, ya know - particularly someone who was only 22 and had her whole life ahead of her. Just gives me the willies because my oldest niece is just her age. ****************************************
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Survivorerist 4103 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Jerry Springer Show Guest"
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08-30-01, 03:10 AM (EST)
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LAST EDITED ON 08-30-01 AT 03:11 AM (EST)>>>Did anyone EVER hear of this Aaliyah before she died?<<< Finally, something that I know about. ;) As Lisa said, she was an up and coming R&B singer, although her music has never really been my cup of tea. As Lisa also said, "Try Again" is probably her most well known song. She used to sing a lot with Missy Elliot/Timbaland/etc. (if that helps you any) She also had a few acting gigs, the most remembered of which was probably Romeo Must Die, from which the song "Try Again" came. Hope that helps you out! Edited to add "Great TTL Supe! I enjoyed that one, as if it were any surprise"
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VampKira 4433 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Jerry Springer Show Guest"
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08-29-01, 02:46 PM (EST)
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10. "RE: TopTen Superman Excuses for Not Doing A TopTen List This Week" |
LMAO!! Awesome Supe!! *smooch*I am so glad you pulled one outta your.. um... cape, before you left for your sabbatical! Hurry back home to us!!! *braces herself because something always seems to happen while Supe is away...* "We've trivialized the Vampire. I think it happened about the time 'Count Chocula' found its way to cereal boxes." -F. Paul Wilson, author 'Midnight Mass' a vampire novella
Du ar min hjälte, Supermänniska
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rameses 89 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Hollywood Squares Square"
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08-30-01, 00:19 AM (EST)
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13. "RE: TopTen Superman Excuses for Not Doing A TopTen List This Week" |
Number 5: "I tried to quit smoking and after 15 minutes, went totally off my nut." Excuse me, superhero, sir...but, how many minutes was that???? You wouldn't be exaggerating about your super powers, would you? Number 3: "Waaaaayy too giddy about the upcoming show "Love Cruise."" Yeah, can't hardly wait to see the crying girl forced to play with the scary clown!!! (buuuwaaaahaaaaa-haaaaa!) Great list, Man of Steel!
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rameses 89 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Hollywood Squares Square"
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08-31-01, 03:39 AM (EST)
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18. "RE: TopTen Superman Excuses for Not Doing A TopTen List This Week" |
Thanks, Ebug! Good to be back on the boards again. I'm anxious for the new season to begin!
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mistofleas 8043 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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08-30-01, 10:50 AM (EST)
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16. "RE: TopTen Superman Excuses for Not Doing A TopTen List This Week" |
>Number 9: > >"Spent the week practicing making bologna >sandwiches with my feet." *nods >to Misto* --Well, Mr. Faster Than A Speeding Bullet, did you beat the Idiots record? And I 'm wondering, I don't see you as a bologna kinda guy, are you sure you didn't substitute headcheese? >Number 5: > >"I tried to quit smoking and >after 15 minutes, went totally >off my nut." --hee hee...supe said nut! Great list a usual hero boy. Missed you! *kiss* mistofleas
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