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PLEASE NOTE: The Reality TV World Message Boards are filled with desperate
attention-seekers pretending to be one big happy PG/PG13-rated family. Don't
be fooled. Trying to get everyone to agree with you is like herding cats,
but intolerance for other viewpoints is NOT welcome and respect for other
posters IS required at all times. Jump in and play, and you'll soon find out
how easy it is to fit in, but save your drama for your mama. All members are
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As entertainment critic Roger
Ebert once said, "If you disagree with something I write, tell me so, argue
with me, correct me--but don't tell me to shut up. That's not the American way."
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"Survivor 5 now confirmed !!!"
Dianetic 618 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Reality Show Commentator"
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03-27-02, 11:55 PM (EST)
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1. "RE: Survivor 5 now confirmed !!!" |
Maybe I should apply as the lazy token black man. The check is already made out to me.
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heresy 94 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Hollywood Squares Square"
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03-28-02, 01:59 AM (EST)
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4. "RE: Sorry to burst your bubble" |
I see nothing on this page that says anything about MB's plans. Even if he has plans for at least 7 seasons, that does not mean that CBS would pay for it, or that another network would pick it up.
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Drive My Car 20045 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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03-28-02, 09:13 AM (EST)
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5. "RE: Survivor 5 now confirmed !!!" |
They are casting ???!!! Okay, now everyone who wants to be on Survivor needs to become a Bartender, fast! Then spend some time hanging out at Belly and Hooters. Drink rancid water so you get used to it ( don't want to get sick the first week) Practice saying snide and witty things about everyone you know to a camera. Get some tatoos people!!! If you are middle aged and blond, stop taking your hormones now, so you can be really bossy , bitchy and bloated when you get there. If you have any kind of regional accent, practice running all your words together so no one can understand a thing you say. If you are a man of colar, pretend to be lazy and or angry, don't let anyone know you are smart and funny til you get there( imply you can read the minds of all other black people) If you are a young woman and think you own the world, start hating anyone over 30 who owns a better car then you do, and get some Breast implants fercryinoutloud. Watch Cast Away , The Godfather, and Alien over and over. Eat some Bugs and learn to swim!!Preparation is the key! Now mix me a cocktail!
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ConningOfficer 585 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Reality Show Commentator"
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03-28-02, 10:30 AM (EST)
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9. "RE: Survivor 5 now confirmed !!!" |
Ummm... where is the bashing in this thread?This kind of gushing and "pick me, MB, pick me!" may be better suited for the Fanatics board! I agree with some of the earlier posts - BurnIt loves the desperate bartenders and aspiring actors/actresses. Maybe I should get some breast implants, so I can get my spread in PlayGirl and/or some Marilyn Manson fan mag (and a fat wad of cash). The whole point is to stand by to laugh at another group of mediawhores who sold their soul to BurnIt for a fleeting glimpse at fame, and (ooooh) maybe the opportunity to (oh my God) escort Julia Roberts to her seat at the Oscars, or (I can't hold back) judge the Miss America "scholarship competition"! MB is taking the "look at me, look at me" urge of a few people (with a significant number of bankrupt no-talent aspiring actors/actresses who are working as bartenders like Scerri Manthey) and laughing all the way to the bank. Because he's taking advantage of people who VOLUNTEER for this kind of ridicule, I have no sympathy for any of the contestants. They should expect that there's people like me (and the Illustrious Basher Babes) who take great pride in making very personal and unfair comments about them. Bash away, bash away, bash away all!!!
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anotherkim 14420 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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03-28-02, 03:39 PM (EST)
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10. "RE: Survivor 5 now confirmed !!!" |
Well, you and I must read things a bit differenly--I don't feel a lot of love in this post.It may not be one the most vicious, but I hardly think these comments are flattering to MB, the series or the contestants.Maybe I should apply as the lazy token black man. The check is already made out to me. Okay, now everyone who wants to be on Survivor needs to become a Bartender, fast! Then spend some time hanging out at Belly and Hooters.......... If you are middle aged and blond, stop taking your hormones now, so you can be really bossy , bitchy and bloated when you get there. If you have any kind of regional accent, practice running all your words together so no one can understand a thing you say. If you are a man of colar, pretend to be lazy and or angry, don't let anyone know you are smart and funny til you get there( imply you can read the minds of all other black people) If you are a young woman and think you own the world, start hating anyone over 30 who owns a better car then you do, and get some Breast implants fercryinoutloud...... learn to swim!!
I'm smart, funny, and can read minds so I think I'm gauranteed a spot. My luxury item will be a keg of beer and I'm going to claim that my poor mother needs an eye surgery or she'll go blind and it costs one million dollars.
Oh, they'll never approve of that as a luxury item -- it will make you far too qualified to pee on your castmates.
If you can't be a good example, then you'll just have to be a horrible warning. -Catherine Aird-
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ConningOfficer 585 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Reality Show Commentator"
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03-28-02, 04:25 PM (EST)
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11. "RE: Survivor 5 now confirmed !!!" |
Thanks for catching me in an overreacting mode. Sorry. I used a howitzer to swat a fly. Seems I needed a little more coffee, so I could be a little more aware of what's going on when I was writing my initial reply.
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