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""be the apprentice" ep. 13- Ivanna sell myself."
Angelfood 2114 desperate attention whore postings
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12-03-04, 11:10 AM (EST)
 
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""be the apprentice" ep. 13- Ivanna sell myself." |
But nobody wants to buy. Ok, but one poor slop did. But probably cuz the cameraman fronted him the $20 to see her M&Ms. This week I sent out Apex (the 3 clueless slackers) and the M&M Twins (and their sister Sandy). You know, these gals never cease to amaze me. Cat-fights one week and partners-in-crime the next. Poor Ivana - can we say "inferiority complex"?? uh huh. Sweetheart, I think you have alot of fire in ya. You are a hardworker, passionate, creative and actually more decisive than the two Beta-males sitting next to you. But honey, SEX ONLY SELLS when the "product" is sexy. Men paid more for tank topped Fembots than they did for your panties/swimsuit (if you look at the overall figures). If you have this jealousy thing, and you feel that you aren't as sexy as they are, then go and get a long blonde weave like Staci J did. (see Maxim thread). Plus, Ivanna, you let these men walk all over you. You didn't have the cahones to stand up to Kevin and order him to follow your directions. What kind of she-devil are you? I'm disappointed.
Ivana- you are just as wimpy as Andy.
Ivana- Carolyn gave me the evil eye and told me that I have to fire you.
Ivana - You Are Fired!!!!!  Does this mean the Munchkins are free of her tyranny now?
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DevilsDeal 18 desperate attention whore postings
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12-03-04, 04:24 PM (EST)
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4. "RE: "be the apprentice" ep. 13- Ivanna sell myself." |
Did she actually say no one else paid? I never heard how often it worked, and I couldn't tell if they were replaying the same incident from multiple angles, or if it was multiple times.
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pines6217 34 desperate attention whore postings
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12-03-04, 11:08 PM (EST)
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12. "RE: "be the apprentice" ep. 13- Ivanna sell myself." |
Had Ivana not stripped, Apex would have lost, and based on prior project manager records, Ivana would have been fired anyway. This was probably what was on her mind before she decided to pull that stunt. I guess she figured that if she showed her spankies, Apex would have a better chance of winning - at least it's a shot! Then none of this would have mattered. But it probably would have taken Ivana to the final two, whereas Donald could use then that stripping incident against her and then hire the other candidate.
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Estee 57126 desperate attention whore postings
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12-03-04, 04:35 PM (EST)
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5. "RE: "be the apprentice" ep. 13- Ivanna sell myself." |
LAST EDITED ON 12-03-04 AT 04:36 PM (EST)So that settles it. Not only am I smarter than Ivana, more self-controlled than Ivana and (on a technicality, but I'll take it) have a better PM record than Ivana, but I also have a better body than Ivana. Life is good. By the way, Ivana, you're sleeping in the dishwasher. As long as you're shedding all those crocodile tears, we might as well put them to use, right? That's just good business sense. Oh, and for the record? If you'd been yelling 'Slap me in the face for fifty dollars and get a bonus chocolate bar?' The line would have been around the block. Twice. All of Suite #2 would have broken isolation, pooled our funds, and single-handedly pushed you over the $600,000 mark. And you could have kept the chocolate. But no... you dropped your skirt. Missed opportunities... 
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Chuck45 65 desperate attention whore postings
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12-03-04, 04:42 PM (EST)
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6. "RE: "be the apprentice" ep. 13- Ivanna sell myself." |
Yes Ivana clearly should not try to compete on the sexiest girl level. I've seen some really attractive Asian women, had some lust filled thoughts about them, but Ivana doesn't even remotely interest me in that way. I know some guys in here think she's hot but all I can say to that is, every dog should wags it's own tail.
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Alag 161 desperate attention whore postings
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12-03-04, 08:55 PM (EST)
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11. "RE: "be the apprentice" ep. 13- Ivanna sell myself." |
>All the women on the show
>were at least somewhat attractive,
>so NONE OF THEM were
>dogs, thank you very much.
> Some people think Ivana
>is attractive, some don't, some
>people think Jen is attractive,
>others (like me) think she
>looks plastic. It's all
>a matter of taste, and
>Ivana and Jen have VERY
>different looks.
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>>Advocate in a feeble attempt
>to get the Monday Morning
>Quarterbacks to lighten up. ;P]
>Ivana has a pretty face, definitely. Frankly, she's prettier in the face than Jen and Sandy. She just doesn't groom herself the way those two gals do. And yes, all the contestants were attractive. Even Stacy Rotten wasn't repulsive until she opened her mouth. But that shot of her in the opening credits, where she looks down all coyly, ICK.
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Chuck45 65 desperate attention whore postings
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12-06-04, 08:58 AM (EST)
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19. "RE: "be the apprentice" ep. 13- Ivanna sell myself." |
DevilsDeal....my reference to all dogs should wagging their own tail wasn't implying that the women on the show are dogs, to the contrary they are indeed attractive. My reference simply means that every person should toot their own horn, pat themselves on back, speak favorably about themselves, feel important in their owns eyes.....GET IT?
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DevilsDeal 18 desperate attention whore postings
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12-06-04, 11:24 PM (EST)
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26. "RE: "be the apprentice" ep. 13- Ivanna sell myself." |
My apologies for biting your head off then.  Just seemed at the time that you were turning your dislike of the way a person is portrayed on TV (and trust me, any film student can make anyone look like the devil himself) into a steady stream of vitriol.
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Angelfood 2114 desperate attention whore postings
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12-04-04, 05:22 PM (EST)
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18. "Thank you author1!!" |
My point exactly.
That's what I should have said in the boardroom!!
p.s. Would you like to be Kevin or Kelly in this game?
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Angelfood 2114 desperate attention whore postings
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12-06-04, 06:31 PM (EST)
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24. "Need a Kevin" |
LAST EDITED ON 12-06-04 AT 06:39 PM (EST)and thanks Author1, I made that up for Carolyn. ok, who wants Kevin? C'mon, don't make be beg people! ETA: Ok, in searching for the siggie, I found that sablebunny was kevin for awhile in October. I will probably take whoever is first tho - it's only 2 more eps. here's his siggie:
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DevilsDeal 18 desperate attention whore postings
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12-06-04, 11:30 PM (EST)
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27. "RE: Paging Georgie" |
Yes, he's here in Vegas again. I just saw him head up to the penthouse sweet with about 1/2 a dozen hookers, he ordered a the jacuzzi to be filled with wine, and something about nipple clamps...
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MTW1961 4029 desperate attention whore postings
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12-07-04, 05:44 PM (EST)
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30. "Georgy Porgy, Georgy Porgy" |
Ha ha ha,I can call him anything I want - there's no consequence to pay. Mr. Trump truly doesn't listen to a thing he says! And you should have seen him when Ivana dropped her skirt - poor guy just about choked on his M-Azing bar! All Kevin and I could think of was how much more fun it would have been if Jen had been the one offering to lower her skirt for $20. 
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Silverado 89 desperate attention whore postings
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12-07-04, 07:16 PM (EST)
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32. "RE: "be the apprentice" ep. 13- Ivanna sell myself." |
I am so upset I missed the last one!
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