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PLEASE NOTE: The Reality TV World Message Boards are filled with desperate
attention-seekers pretending to be one big happy PG/PG13-rated family. Don't
be fooled. Trying to get everyone to agree with you is like herding cats,
but intolerance for other viewpoints is NOT welcome and respect for other
posters IS required at all times. Jump in and play, and you'll soon find out
how easy it is to fit in, but save your drama for your mama. All members are
encouraged to read the
complete guidelines.
As entertainment critic Roger
Ebert once said, "If you disagree with something I write, tell me so, argue
with me, correct me--but don't tell me to shut up. That's not the American way."
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"No meanies allowed"
J Slice 13166 desperate attention whore postings
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01-29-04, 09:35 AM (EST)
 
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1. "RE: No meanies allowed" |
2000's a nice number. I graduated high school in 2002.congrats, Bawdy. good news today?... um... new class to go to!  
Do I have "stupid" written on my forehead?
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Esbea 7377 desperate attention whore postings
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01-29-04, 11:33 AM (EST)
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72. "ATTENTION" |
Whoever has Farmboy for Valentines Day..needs to re-read TT's post.
YAY Bawdy!
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Esbea 7377 desperate attention whore postings
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01-29-04, 11:44 AM (EST)
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80. "RE: No meanies allowed" |
yeah, I was wondering how one got measured for a set of those. Or do they just have drawstrings?
If the world were a logical place, men would ride side-saddle.
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aethelstan 4435 desperate attention whore postings
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01-29-04, 09:47 AM (EST)
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14. "RE: No meanies allowed" |
Congrats on 2K Bawdy!! I really like your siggie. So OT!Now concerning 2000. Should it have been a leap year? And if so, should that not up DAW levels up by one automatically? Let see. Years divisible by four except centuries except centuries divisible by 400......... *zzzzzzzzz* Oops! Didn't mean to put you to sleep!  And for you: a *smooch* and a pun: A famous Norwegian explorer returned home from a voyage and found his name missing from the town register. His wife insisted on complaining to the local civic official who apologized profusely saying, "I must have taken Leif off my census". 
© Kittyloaf Creations, 2004
I even got dressed up for the occasion
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Coconut 10856 desperate attention whore postings
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01-29-04, 07:37 PM (EST)
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98. "*snort*" |
LAST EDITED ON 01-29-04 AT 07:37 PM (EST)without being dead udg is funny.. 
Edited because I'm a moron.
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desert_rhino 10087 desperate attention whore postings
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01-29-04, 10:50 AM (EST)
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28. "RE: No meanies allowed" |
Oops. Wrong room.
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IceCat 17415 desperate attention whore postings
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01-29-04, 12:10 PM (EST)
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86. "Look, Paul..." |
... tha Blue Meanies are comin' ova tha 'ill...
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DebCapsFan 2747 desperate attention whore postings
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01-29-04, 12:28 PM (EST)
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87. "joke of the day" |
A guy is reading his paper when his wife walks up behind him and smacks him on the back of the head with a frying pan.
He asks, "What was that for?"
She says, "I found a piece of paper in your pocket with 'Betty Sue' written on it."
He says, "Jeez, honey, remember last week when I went to the track? 'Betty Sue' was the name of the horse I went there to bet on." She shrugs and walks away. Three days later he's reading his paper when she walks up behind him and smacks him on the back of the head again with the frying pan.
He asks, "What was that for?"
She answers, "Your horse called."
*smooches*
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Silvergirl1 9342 desperate attention whore postings
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01-29-04, 07:06 PM (EST)
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91. "RE: No meanies allowed" |
Congrats on 2000, Bawdy! My good news - we are expecting a new sofa to be delivered Saturday! 
I don't mind watching roller coasters, but I never ride them anymore.
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miamicatt 9247 desperate attention whore postings
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01-29-04, 07:39 PM (EST)
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100. "swoop?" |
A fly JSlice creation!
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DebCapsFan 2747 desperate attention whore postings
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01-30-04, 09:45 AM (EST)
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105. "joke of the day" |
LAST EDITED ON 01-30-04 AT 09:46 AM (EST)John O'Reilly hoisted his beer and said, "Here's to spending the rest of me life, between the legs of me wife!"
That won him the top prize for the best toast of the night. He went home and told his wife, Mary, "I won the prize for the best toast of the night." She said, "Aye, what was your toast?" John said, "Here's to spending the rest of me life, sitting in church beside me wife." "Oh, that is very nice indeed, John!" Mary said. The next day, Mary ran into one of John's toasting buddies on the street corner. The man chuckled leeringly and said, "The other night, John won the prize with a toast about you, Mary." She said, "Aye and I was a bit surprised me self! You know, he's only been there twice! Once he fell asleep and the other time I had to pull him by the ears to make him come."
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pythonfan 3348 desperate attention whore postings
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01-30-04, 11:40 AM (EST)
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107. "RE: No meanies allowed" |
Positive. I am positive that it's freaking cold outside, but I'm going to go look at a house anyway because I want to move sooooo badly. (tired of renting too) And I'm also positive that I'll be able to get them to come down about $15K on their price (should I want the house) Positive thinking, right. Oh and...
and I'll throw in a puffin for no extra charge: 
We went to the STL zoo in October. It was about 80 outside. We went into the penguin and puffin house and I thought I was going to die. My freaking shoulder hurt so bad from the temp change. I told my PT about it. She thought it was funny. Massochist.
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