Will screwed up and said James came to him the week Howie left and asked how they were voting, because he wanted to throw Howie a vote. Janie asked why James would ask Will. (Ed.: Legion of Doom, Janie, and you're doomed too.) Will changed the subject to the Kaysar boot, and Janie didn't seem to notice.

CT has been badmouthing Dani to Janelle. They tell her that they wanted Kaysar to stay but they didn't have enough votes to save him because Dani controlled the votes (hah!). When Janie asks why CG originally told Kaysar that he was going to vote to keep him and then didn't, Will says that Dani or someone from her group must have talked to CG later than Kaysar did. (Ed. --Will's right ... but that person was Will!)

(Ed.: Janie's doing a better job of being clueless than Alicia Silverstone.)

They say that Dani is probably being savaged on the feeds and will be savaged on the show, between her secret smoking and her drinking. They then debate whether Janie's popularity will go down thanks to her association with CT, or whether CT's popularity will go up as a result. (Ed. -- The latter, if the Legion of Janelle around here is any indication.)

Will says he described Boogie's relationship with Erika in the DR as a "fauxmance." Janie asks what he said about her, and he said he called their relationship a "flirtmance." (He said that yesterday too.) She thought people would laugh at her for that characterization (Ed.: yes, we are), but Will talked her out of it again, saying that all he was trying to do was create good soundbites to make good TV.

Will wonders how long it will take for the sequestered hamsters to realize that CT has made an alliance with Janie. Janie thinks they should make a public announcement in the diary room just prior to the F3. (Ed.: Better be prior to the F3, Janie, 'cause you'll be gone then.)

Dani pulls Boogie aside to make sure that CT is voting to keep her. Boogie tells her that she definitely has his vote, and Will keeps telling Boogie that he's on Dani's side too. If she goes out 2-1, Boogie says that he will probably be joining her in sequester in a week. (Ed.: Can we say "lying"? I knew that you could.)

CG dresses as an elf.