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16. "RE: "I didn't take my hand off""
>If you want to see
>an example of "whining crybaby"
>the men of BB7 are
>the biggest, whiningest crybabies ever.

Not all the men. Will and George have been pretty classy if not downright off-the-wall this season, and frankly, I don't know that the women have been any better.

Let's look at the track records.

Jase - OK, he's 100% crybaby, especially when he claimed to be reformed. That's one crybaby, no normal human beings.

Kaysar - Nope. Not here. He admitted defeat and acknowledged he wasn't the best. We're all even.

Marcellas - Marjealous indeed. What a moper. Even when he's getting paid to sit in a nice house in Cabo and do nothing, all he can do is complain. Make it 2-1 for the crybabies.

Howie - His record speaks for itself. "Marjealous" was the only funny thing he's done this season, and even that's only good for a mild chuckle. That's 3-1 for the crybabies.

James - Thankfully, he recovered, but really, he went out of control saying "I've been harmed." It's one thing to appeal peaceably. That would have been OK; for all he knew, Janelle broke the rules. It's another to be an @$$ about it. Crybabies are up 4-1 and can put it away.

George - Ah, back to normal, in whatever way "normal" applies to Chicken George. Class act all the way, not to sound like Boogie. Unfortunately, the crybabies are still up 4-2.

Will - OK, so he said he hated everyone, and he had an affair with the camera, but you have to make your own fun. Even if he was a lying, manipulative b@stard, he was not a jerk. And the normal men are closing the gap 4-3.

Boogie - Jury's out on him. I don't know what his deal was after the "Richard Hatch" comment. He's a jerk, yes. He's a lying b@stard, yes. Crybaby? Maybe, maybe not.

Don't go lumping good guys like Kaysar and George in with crybabies like Howie and Marcellas (actually had to make myself not type "Marjealous" because it's almost more natural.)

As for the women...

Alison - Gone too quickly. She doesn't count. Thankfully.

Nakomis - Oh, boo hoo, I'm on the block. Rather than try to form real relationships and save myself, I'll just dye my hair red and chain-smoke. Crybabies 1, Normal Human Beings Zero.

Diane - Her strategy seems to consist of moping about how she needs the money. Yeah, that'll make lots of friends. That brings it to 2-0 for the crybabies.

Danielle - OK, so Erika thought you were safe. She said that very suddenly after winning HOH. Moping around and getting poopy with Erika is almost as bad as what jase did. We're to 3-0 for the crybabies.

Erika - Nah, not a crybaby. A dullard, sure. A stress puppy, quite possibly. Able to make herself somewhat repulsive even to Boogie? Wow. Doing something wrong. Fortunately, what she did wrong wasn't being a crybaby, so it's 3-1.

Janelle - I'll have to give her an incomplete as well. it remains to be seen how she handles a possible eviction or final vote defeat.

So there you have it. Calling the men of BB7 crybabies is more than a bit unfair when the women really weren't any better and the men have George, Kaysar, and Will to speak for them while the women have Erika and possible Alison and Janelle.

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 "I didn't take my hand off"   zipperhead     09-05-06       
   disagree   motormouth     09-05-06     1  
   RE: "I didn't take my hand off"   JoshInSGV     09-06-06     2  
     RE: "I didn't take my hand off"   davwav02     09-06-06     3  
         RE: "I didn't take my hand off"   JoshInSGV     09-06-06     4  
             RE: "I didn't take my hand off"   Colonel Zoidberg     09-06-06     7  
   RE: "I didn't take my hand off"   Lasann     09-06-06     5  
     RE: "I didn't take my hand off"   HistoryDetective     09-06-06     6  
         RE: "I didn't take my hand off"   Breezy     09-06-06     8  
             RE: "I didn't take my hand off"   happybarb     09-06-06     22  
         RE: "I didn't take my hand off"   nazpink     09-06-06     9  
   RE: "I didn't take my hand off"   Estee     09-06-06     10  
     RE: "I didn't take my hand off"   nazpink     09-06-06     11  
   RE: "I didn't take my hand off"   AugustGirl     09-06-06     12  
     RE: "I didn't take my hand off"   zipperhead     09-06-06     13  
         RE: "I didn't take my hand off"   nailbone     09-06-06     14  
     RE: "I didn't take my hand off"   Colonel Zoidberg     09-06-06     16  
         RE: "I didn't take my hand off"   AugustGirl     09-06-06     17  
             RE: "I didn't take my hand off"   Colonel Zoidberg     09-06-06     18  
                 RE: "I didn't take my hand off"   AugustGirl     09-06-06     19  
                 RE: "I didn't take my hand off"   syren     09-06-06     25  
   RE: "I didn't take my hand off"   nailbone     09-06-06     15  
     RE: "I didn't take my hand off"   Savahnna     09-06-06     20  
         RE: "I didn't take my hand off"   okaychatt     09-06-06     23  
   RE: "I didn't take my hand off"   okaychatt     09-06-06     21  
     RE: "I didn't take my hand off"   nailbone     09-06-06     24  
   RE: "I didn't take my hand off"   Das Mole     09-06-06     26  

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