Jill today saying, "I want Lisa to be able to "get it" without having to be HIT by a TRUCK to get there!" I spewed out Lucky Charms!

Someone said this already, but it still makes me laugh:
When Chris (the Aussie) asked Christina, "Is that your son's?" (artwork) and she said, (far too jovially) "No, it's mine."

The look on Chris's face when he wanted to just drop Lisa at the door, and he said something like, "Tomorrow is a busy day, and I have to turn in early." (Not-so-secret-Code for: Please go away because you are psycho and I want nothing to do with you) and Lisa1 kept trying to kiss him (he gives her a quick peck) and SHE leans forward and kisses him (he pulls away again) and she tries to KISS him and he tries to get away again!! and she thinks this went WELL?? Someone on here said she "looked like a camel trying to slip him the tongue" and I laughed so hard when I read that! BECAUSE it's TRUE! What a TRAIN WRECK!

Kim throwing food and mashing eggs into a chair to resemble "abuse" ??? and DANG can that girl rip apart upholstery! I am not so sure I would have let her near KNIVES after that scene! (I like Kim, tho' to be honest)

Allison GRADUATING! (but when she got in the limo, and NOT the 45 minute love fest!) *gag*

Christina being told by the art store owner, "This is more crafty than we are used to."

Jill saying that she had a "20 minute conversation with a cupcake."

Favorite so far: ::drum roll::

Jill today telling Lisa that she couldn't have "the cake, the ice cream, the danish and the cupcakes" ---in describing how Lisa1 makes choices about her life at the Board of Review.

Least favorite moment:

Jill being told that she had to contact her father in order to graduate. I don't agree with that at all. He doesn't deserve for her to contact him. If Jill wanted to write a letter, to heal herself, and never actually mail it to him, so be it. But, that's different. I disagreed with that "verdict." (and actually, the whole Court thing was cheesy.)