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Drive My Car 20045 desperate attention whore postings
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06-30-03, 10:29 PM (EST)
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"Paradise Island"
OMG!! This is the WORST! This is a horribly bad show.
( more later I just realized some people may not have seen it and I don't want to give anything away, in cas someone cares)

BUT OMG it is BAD!

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  Subject     Author     Message Date     ID  
 I changed my mind true 06-30-03 1
   drugs in the food and beverage sorgee 06-30-03 2
 Bug-Eyes can ACT!!! --- NOT!!! SurvivinDawg 06-30-03 3
   RE: Bug-Eyes can ACT!!! --- NOT!!! managerr 06-30-03 4
 Paradise Hotel RUTGERSpaul 07-01-03 5
 RE: Paradise Island Schnookie Palookie 07-01-03 6
   RE: Paradise Island SurvivorOverlord 07-01-03 7
       RE: Paradise Island GeorgiaBelle 07-02-03 9
 Tears are not enough Efjendar 07-01-03 8
 I *HEART* TV Guide Online Bebo 07-02-03 10

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06-30-03, 10:40 PM (EST)
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1. "I changed my mind"
Shakes, forget about applying to be a new guest on Paradise Hotel, I wouldn't wish that show on ANYONE!

Ok, I'm not normally big on bashing, but O.M.G. is this the worst show ever?

They make up the rules as they go along. There are no established rules. Is it even a game? If so, what's the prize?

I sure wish that these shows would be more careful not to show promos that give away the person being eliminated DURING THE SHOW!

There is just so much to bash on this show, I don't even know where to begin. All I know is, if I hear the words "lovely lady" one more time, I am gonna puke.

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06-30-03, 11:02 PM (EST)
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2. "drugs in the food and beverage"
they have got to be doping these people up with something.

seriously, how did toni manage to have 3 guys pick her? pleeaaassssseeeeeee.
also, no one NOT under the influence of something would mistake toni for a lovely lady. a road hag? possibly. but, definitely not a lovely lady.

(helpful hint for toni - honey, we know that you don't have a heart so we ain't buying the emotional act. take an extra prozac. you'll do yourself, and us, a huge favor.)

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06-30-03, 11:21 PM (EST)
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3. "Bug-Eyes can ACT!!! --- NOT!!!"
Toni gave it away that she was going to be picked by multiple guys... she was crying barely after the first guy picked her... she knew what was coming.

Or maybe she was crying knowing that her main squeeze Anton was about to get racked out.

OR maybe she just had something in her contact lens and the stage lights were bothering her.... yeah, THAT'S the ticket!

When picked by the third guy, she popped the ol' bug eyes we know and love.

(I wonder how shakes feels seeing his buddy Bug-Eyes getting ALL that attention?!?! )

I noticed, after I pointed out how they got up on cue last week... that they waited for Amanda to direct them to the couch this week.

If Chanda could be more boring, please let me know how... it's an idea for scientific research I'm thinking about.

AT LEAST, they picked the right girl (Cavita) to join them... she was gorgeous! Desiree was full of spirit, but (unlike last week), I think they made the rigth choice this week.

Yeah, this show is a train wreck in progress (will it EVER end?!?!?!), and I apologize to the trains for the comparison, but there's something morbidly fascinating about watching....



Contradictions don't exist. If you are faced with a contradiction, check your premises. You will find that one of them is wrong. -- Ayn Rand, Atlas Shrugged

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06-30-03, 11:31 PM (EST)
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4. "RE: Bug-Eyes can ACT!!! --- NOT!!!"
The object is to stay at Paradise Hotel the longest. There is only the hint of the prize, but speculation is that Fox is not going to put it in the rules so that it's not a game show and they can manipulate however they want.

Toni is actually popular on this show (However note that she was popular on Love Cruise for the first half as well). Dave is scary. Beau and Amanda already have a dysfunctional relationship, Zack thinks he's too hot for Amy but is possessive of her anyway. Charla is being edited as the "grounded" outsider, but I'm not sure she is. No one else has done much of anything.

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07-01-03, 08:56 AM (EST)
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5. "Paradise Hotel"
As much as I have bashed this show, and I do hate it, I can't stop watching it. I watch it all the way through, the catch the "For Love or Money" elimination, and on Wednesdays, it's so wonderfully placed right after "American Juniors".

The Toni thing shocked me, now do the guys on the show think she's hot? Because last I heard, nobody arond here, and nobody I know thinks she's hot. And how old is she? Like 40?

The girls on this show also aren't especially beautiful, I will place Charla as an exception, but the girls on this show, I can see them anywhere around my school, well except Toni... I don't what circus she came from.

Also, I think they want some uglier people ont he show, not just this skinny/beefy cast. Reason why they want to keep their cast together, they don't want any of the uglier people Fox finds to put on with them, brings the attraction level down. As we can see Dave brought it down tremendously.

But really, don't we want to see what Dave does to Charla Wednesday?... actually, thinking it ove,r maybe we don't... Poor Charla...

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07-01-03, 11:06 AM (EST)
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6. "RE: Paradise Island"
LMAO! This show is hilarious. Toni gets 3 guys? WTF? What a real dink Andon is. Going for the girl with a guy behind her already when there are two girls available? Real smart dude. Byeeeee-Byeeee loser.

Toni's sobbing is getting on my nerves. She tells the guys that she loves them all. They've known each other for 2 weeks now? Too funny.

I was LOL when Chanda was getting a massage and talking about Dave's icky feet problems and that she wouldn't want his feet touching her in bed by accident. I wouldn't want ANYTHING of his touching me


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07-01-03, 01:44 PM (EST)
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7. "RE: Paradise Island"
I thought the same thing about Andon....I mean, he's last and there are 2 "Open" women....just pick one of them and you are an automatic couple and you get to stay for another 2 weeks...cause next week it will be "boot a girl" week!


SULTAN OF SMOOCHES

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07-02-03, 10:45 AM (EST)
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9. "RE: Paradise Island"
SOL, I keep waiting to see you on a show like this. SOL's Paradise but none of the women leave

Glad to see you. Been missing ya!




Good friends are like stars....You don't always see them, but you know they are always there.

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07-01-03, 02:39 PM (EST)
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8. "Tears are not enough"
OMG!!! I was so hypnotized by the tears that I was forced to watch some of this show. This show is a DAWs dream come true. Just make an ass out of onself and the cameras lock in for good. Its only missing the "Tammy Faye runny mascara" to make it perfect!

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07-02-03, 02:11 PM (EST)
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10. "I *HEART* TV Guide Online"
Here's the blurb from today's News & Gossip section. I so *heart* TV Guide Online.

NO-TELL HOTEL: Is there any point to Fox's wild-'n'-crazy reality romp Paradise Hotel other than extending Love Cruise nutjob Toni's 15 minutes of fame? Do contestants score cash as well as sexual favors, or what? "They don't even know themselves how it's going to end," teases host Amanda Byram. "That is the big surprise — how the summer will end." Dare we hope that rejects get thrown into a live volcano? "I can make that happen," Byram snickers, "if you're nice to me."

Bebo, Mistress of EVIL and your American Idol PTTE co-champ

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