I'm torn between whether to call tonight a Finale or a Get The @#$% Out. I do feel that between this and the Vaguely Survivor-Like Product premiere, there's a decent chance we could be looking at the three worst consecutive hours of television CBS has ever aired. Remember, there's a chance of having GinaMarie being confronted by Julie as Aryan was. (I suspect Spencer's getting off scot-free, at least for plausibly live coverage.) But I think the odds are lower here, and if she wins -- well, it may not go too far. I don't think anyone's getting full on-the-air news of their status outside the house either and Almost Equally Bigoted But Slightly More Subtle Jeff is doing the first postseason Internet interviews, so you just know it's not coming up there. It means we're going to miss the best moment -- the one where certain parties discover they've been fired, ostracized and, let's face it, openly adored by a group they can now fully link themselves with and be shielded by forever.
Of course, immediately following that moment, they're going into denial. Because as we all know, it's not as if there's any live feeds in the house broadcasting the things they say.
But until that time... one of these idiots is still getting $500,000 pre-tax dollars. Will it be the moronic racist? The Nazi doctor fan? Or the semi-human lamprey? Can you stand to find out?
Oh, and Elissa will get Fan Favorite. Because her sister is a Fan.
This is so gonna svck.