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"Andy Page is so lame..."
Teri 20 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Got Milk? Spokesperson"
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08-09-06, 04:50 PM (EST)
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"Andy Page is so lame..." |
LAST EDITED ON 08-09-06 AT 05:00 PM (EST)I have been watching since the beginning, and I can honestly say I haven't seen one good "makeover" come out of Andy Page. And for all her speeches about eyebrow shaping, why does Rhonda still have the half-circle painted-on *surprise!* clown brows? I guess she feels she doesn't need Andy's help. I'm also bored to tears w/Andy entering the group room like she's a big icecream cone that they should all be excited about. Even the women who are naturally pretty and fit, who should make it through a session with Andy with very little trouble, still look worse than when they started. TJ looked great before her graduation, then blah after Andy. The jacket she picked out for Jessica, with the short puffy sleeves, was so wrong for her. You would need really toned arms for it. And the hair color didn't suit her. And Allison (for her first graduation)... well, never mind, that wasn't really Andy's fault. Anyway, they should have ditched Andy after the second season.
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eire_heart74 1231 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Politically Incorrect Guest"
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08-09-06, 07:00 PM (EST)
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1. "RE: Andy Page is so lame..." |
As there seems to be no future for this show, I wonder where she will get work now
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EMTBGRL 2513 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Survivor-themed Cruise Spokesperson"
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08-10-06, 01:06 AM (EST)
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3. "RE: Andy Page is so lame..." |
>"...I wonder where she will get >work now" Circus was good. How about? Greenwich Village Drag Queen Competition? maybe Andy can both be a makeup artist/dresser AND enter. Orrrr maybe 42nd Street, NYC? Then again, Andy is a little harsh for the street walkers there. The reality TV show "What NOT to Wear" and Andy can set them up with the "Before" outfits and make-up to compare the difference. Anyone else wanna play?
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eire_heart74 1231 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Politically Incorrect Guest"
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08-10-06, 12:53 PM (EST)
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5. "RE: Andy Page is so lame..." |
Oh I just saw her putting on Xtina's eye make up. It was so much! She really just piles on the war paint
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Teri 20 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Got Milk? Spokesperson"
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08-10-06, 03:48 PM (EST)
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6. "RE: Andy Page is so lame..." |
No kidding. I remember this from the first time around. This is one of the most conflicting makeovers. The suit is too heavy and dark, and the makeup doesn't convey Woman Of Honor to me. She needed to be freshened up. You can look light and clean and professional all at the same time. On another Andy subject, do any of you remember back when Andy graduated from SO? Oh boy, she was a puffy crying freaking out wreck. We all thought Allison was bad - Andy was a stomping, lip jutting, downright baby.
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petmama 494 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Daytime Soap Guest Star"
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08-10-06, 06:40 PM (EST)
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9. "RE: Andy Page is so lame..." |
Yepper, all those graduation outfits Andy picks out for the HG's are violent arguments against her own logic.
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funfunfun 15 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Got Milk? Spokesperson"
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08-10-06, 07:20 PM (EST)
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11. "RE: Andy Page is so lame..." |
Maybe she was too green to handle such a big task. I didn't start watching until season 2 so I don't know what her background was concerning fashion, etc., that would qualify her to take on something of that magnitude. If these women were her first stab at it, then I can understand why she kept missing the mark. In the beginning stage of practically anything you are going to have a lot more misses than hits as you perfect your craft, so maybe that's why she kept coming up short--not enough makeovers under her belt. But with so much at stake, and if she was a novice, I just can't believe they would entrust that much responsibility into her hand and say, "go for it." But then Starting Over was famous for throwing people into situations they were ill-equipped to handle. And the response at those revealings!--so phony--or maybe not. Maybe when they were gasping in surprise they were probably thinking, "oh s**t! She looks f**ked!"
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petmama 494 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Daytime Soap Guest Star"
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08-10-06, 06:44 PM (EST)
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10. "RE: Andy Page is so lame..." |
I actually liked Christina's dark suit. It said "woman of honor". I can't disagree with you about the makeup, though. It was so heavy, its message conflicted with the suit's.
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funfunfun 15 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Got Milk? Spokesperson"
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08-10-06, 08:06 PM (EST)
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12. "RE: Andy Page is so lame..." |
How about the haircut and style? I thought it didn't compliment her face at all. it made her look mannish.
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JavaT 189 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Blistex Spokesperson"
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08-11-06, 04:12 AM (EST)
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14. "RE: Andy Page is so lame..." |
I wonder sometimes if maybe the women didn't complain about Andy's intentions much more than they let on – rather, more than we were shown. I mean, if I had hair as pretty as TJ's, I wouldn't let Andy anywhere near it. I would flat out refuse to give Andy free reign over my looks. I'd like to have been a fly on the wall during shooting. That, or I'd love to see the cutting room floor!The "makeover" that amazed me was Jessica. What was the deal with her hair? When Andy got through with her, she looked like somebody had dusted her with talcum powder, but I'd thought she was supposed to have highlights. An earlier poster mentioned Andy being a baby, and that's for sure. In fact, the very first time I stumbled across SO was during Season One, and it was an episode where Andy was having a hissy fit during (or before; can't remember) Group, and had stomped off to her room and was crying, etc. Everybody else was sitting around silent and wide-eyed, all staring ominously at each other. Sheesh! Too much conflama.
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funfunfun 15 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Got Milk? Spokesperson"
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08-11-06, 09:32 AM (EST)
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18. "RE: Andy Page is so lame..." |
I'd like >to have been a fly >on the wall during shooting. >That, or I'd love to >see the cutting room floor! > > >The "makeover" that amazed me was >Jessica. What was the deal >with her hair? When Andy >got through with her, she >looked like somebody had dusted >her with talcum powder, but >I'd thought she was supposed >to have highlights. > Yeah, I would have loved to join you on that wall. She did no justice with Jessica's hair. That was bad. It was like the highlights didn't take, really dull and lifeless. It made her look much, much, older--the highlights looked gray and her hair just laid against her face making her face look evan wider than it was, At least when her darker hair framed her face it was more becoming. Some times it's okay to just leave "well enough" alone.
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techstyle 124 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Blistex Spokesperson"
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08-11-06, 12:26 PM (EST)
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19. "RE: Andy Page is so lame..." |
Maybe the color is not right on my T.V., because at Christinas' grad. Dr. Stan wore a purple suit. Even if it's not adjusted properly, the ladies still look like they come to their grads. in wildly overdone make up. OH Jill! Also, didn't understand the black power suit and jet black make up, but I have to give Andie credit to tell Christina to go up a size in that suit because she thought it looked too skin tight. For all the make overs= What would Stacy and Clinton have to say! What about Heidi Klum and Tim Gunn? ( somehow Dr. Stan can pull off a purple suit) JMHO.
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petmama 494 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Daytime Soap Guest Star"
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08-11-06, 05:35 PM (EST)
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22. "RE: Andy Page is so lame..." |
The first thing I noticed about Jessica's hair as she walked onto the patio, both times they aired her gradfauation, was the utterly lifeless greyness of her "highlights." They looked warm in the picture the "colorist" showed her in the salon. After the "colorist" had finished, she and Andy discussing the "warmness" of Jessica's highlights. And, they looked warmer in the salon than they did at Jessica's graduation. Another thing that made her look like an aging drudge was that hideously grayins green dress that showed her saggy breasts. That makeover was a criminal act.
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funfunfun 15 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Got Milk? Spokesperson"
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08-11-06, 03:20 PM (EST)
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21. "RE: Andy Page is so lame..." |
Yep. Jessica looked pretty washed out--flat. And usually she beams when she smiles--but not that day.
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alaholly 497 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Daytime Soap Guest Star"
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08-11-06, 11:20 PM (EST)
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23. "RE: Andy Page is so lame..." |
They must have edited out all the screaming and crying when the houseguests see their hair and make-up for the first time after their "makeovers". And I'm sure there were lots of arguments about the women refusing to wear the clown costumes that were edited out. It must have been in their contracts that they had to wear what Andy chose. Poor girls.
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funfunfun 15 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Got Milk? Spokesperson"
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08-12-06, 11:38 AM (EST)
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25. "RE: Andy Page is so lame..." |
Cassie did that! I didn't see the original show, I'm watching reruns. I am so proud of her. And it's a damn shame how they held those women emotionally hostage, afraid to speak their own mind less they be labeled more dysfunctional. Time and again they were sent off like sheep to slaughter to do some ridiculous crap they didn't agree with but were afraid to say so. What about expressing plain common sense? Little Cassie, the one who's afraid people won't like her, grew some balls--sorry, ovaries! You go girl!
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Teri 20 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Got Milk? Spokesperson"
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08-13-06, 02:35 PM (EST)
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26. "RE: Andy Page is so lame..." |
Yes, it was the first time Cassie was in the house. Cassie wasn't buying Andy's idea for her hair, and she was very vocal about it. Andy basically told her that she knew what was best. She managed to get it colored (brown), and I can't remember if Cassie was crying or not, but she was really upset with the color. Then they started doing the typical cut that they do on all of them, and Cassie just got up and said enough is enough, no more, and demanded that she be allowed to leave. They made Cassie look like she was some country bumpkin who didn't know better, like they (at the salon, including Andy) were embarrassed for her. Then Rhonda got ahold of her and did her trip about "growing" and how Cassie wasn't willing to trust the process. And I agree about the LCs 100%. These women don't know if they're coming or going. If Iyanla tells them to sit next to a suitcase for 3 hours and at some point they look inside it, she'll come back and blast them for looking inside, since she didn't give them permission. However, if they sit there for 3 hours and DON'T look inside, she'll come back and tell them they'll never get anywhere in life if they don't take it upon themselves to take control. I wonder how much of this so-called coaching is really thought out vs. the LCs just being contrary. In the SO world, your damned if you do and damned if you don't!
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schweiel 1 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "American Cancer Society Spokesperson"
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08-14-06, 12:23 PM (EST)
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27. "RE: Andy Page is so lame..." |
Amen to that!! I'd die if Andi Page did my makeover. She's so tacky!!!
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Floraworld 37 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Beauty Pageant Celebrity Judge"
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08-15-06, 06:23 PM (EST)
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28. "RE: Andy Page is so lame..." |
I'm hoping not to see Andy Page pop up anywhere else on television doing her make-overs. Unfortunately she still has that web site and offers work shops for poor fashion challendged women who no doubt will come out looking worse for the wear after Andy Page gets a hold of her.Probably the prime reason she was kept on SO was because she must have came very cheap. And SO probably had the attitude that as long as they ushered the women out of the house and gave them their little make-over who cares if they came out looking ready to work for Ringling Bros. as a clown. Being that Andy doesn't have wide experience prior to SO in this field she should study under someone who knows what they're doing if she's determined to stick with it. I'm guessing this inexperience lent to why most of the African American's on the show did not receive a Andy Page screwing up...either that or they knew better than let Andy Page come near them. Do y'all remember those L'oreal commercials where Andy Page and crew would randomly pick someone's house to give the woman a make over. I felt so bad for one of the "winners", she actually came out looking worse. Andy Page had about 10 dresses the contestant could choose from. Oh my! Can you imagine only 10 ugly dresses.lol Well that little L'oreal prize patrol didn't last too long thank goodness.
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Teri 20 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Got Milk? Spokesperson"
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08-16-06, 10:39 AM (EST)
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30. "RE: Andy Page is so lame..." |
>The ONLY reason Andy was doing >makeovers on Starting Over was >because she was a former >Houseguest and Rhonda liked her. > By showing her off >as having a job/career, it >appeared that she had successfully >"started over". > Exactly! And do you remember that when Andy lacked confidence and doubted her ability, Rhonda hammered into her that if she CLAIMED she was an EXPERT, then she WAS an expert. Rhonda did her no favors. She just made the expert declaration, then bulldozed forward with the only show that would give her a job - SO. Do any of you remember Mr. Mussburger (sp?), who critiqued Andy's demo tape? The poor guy takes time out of his busy day to look at her lame-o tape and provide feedback - not once, but twice - and she was a total b!tch about it. Of the 63 major meltdowns she had in the house, at least a third of them were over him, because he didn't coddle her and tell her she was great. But in fairness to Andy, she knew her tape sucked, and Rhonda pushed her into the situation with him, probably so that when Rhonda gave her an opportunity to make a new tape, it would be so much better and he'd gush over it and Rhonda would be the star coach. Well, he still wasn't overwhelmed with her amazing talent, but by the second tape, I think he just wanted out, so he gave her an approving pat on the head and showed her the door. Andy was an absolute psycho as a HG. I did kind of like her and felt bad for her, but she was so erratic, either bawling - puffy faced with no makeup - or she was just the opposite - big over-the-top bouncy cheerleader.
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petmama 494 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Daytime Soap Guest Star"
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08-17-06, 06:37 PM (EST)
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35. "RE: Andy Page is so lame..." |
I can't stand those bozos who expect to be coddled. My husband and I just took a coworker of his on an overnight trip. For the last time. I've never met a man who had to pee so much. We were going through an old settlement with cabins. And, take pictures of them. But, "Brent" had to "go potty" first. I told him he could find a tree to pee behind later and my husband to just keep going so we wouldn't end up with the cabins so surrounded by crowds, that we couldn't take any pictures. But, my husband turned around, took "Brent" to the restroom. And, by the time we got to the first cabin, it was surrouned. And, "Brent" was complaining because he couldn't take any pictures. I told him we were in this predicament because he just "had to got to the bathroom first" and wouldn't've been if he'd just waited. And, he said he'd never heard anyone be so disrespectful. Huh? Where's he been living all these years? La La Land?
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Teri 20 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Got Milk? Spokesperson"
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08-26-06, 12:03 PM (EST)
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37. "RE: Andy Page is so lame..." |
I haven't watched it yet, but I remember it from the first time around - Andy looking like she's going to lose it. I was really glad they chose not to show it. I'm still back watching Andy and Christie shopping. What's happened to Andy's budget? She used to take them to higher end boutiques and stores, but all I can see in this place is huge "40% OFF" signs, and they always seem to be positioned right over Christie's head. LOL
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