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"SSC4 (FV) Table Manners"
J Slice 13149 desperate attention whore postings
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"SSC4 (FV) Table Manners" |
That meal was harsh; no doubt the worst I’ve had.
True pain from gut to spine to feet to skull
To my intestines that it was a risk
To retain any hopes of keeping it down.
Those vegetables had no business on
The plate in front of me, nor on the plate
Of my worst enemies. Perhaps a horse
Had contentedly eaten it before.
Such crime to call that thing before us all
An “appetizer;” LIES! I don’t want more. I don’t want more; please stop this torture now.
Alas, my calls go out; the deafness of
A sadistic wait staff brings forth more hell
And places plates of such absurdity
These Entrees horrid, both color and shape wrong.
Demanding, I shout “take this crap away!”
But shouting isn’t working, no. I’m dying. I contemplate deserting hell, too late.
The cake is cut. The coffee poured. Dessert.
Betray me, gut, and take what’s given, please;
Don’t scream and sweat, please don’t expel that food.
We’re near the end, I know, oh stomach dear,
You’ve served me well, a marathon of pain
Is nothing new for you, so keep the faith.
Survive this final meal and then I know
That trust I put in my gut is truly right.
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Sweater_Puffs 269 desperate attention whore postings
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07-17-04, 02:17 AM (EST)
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3. "RE: SSC4 (FV) Table Manners" |
So you had the rib sandwich at AM/PM too? It looks the same coming and going - ew!
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