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03-08-10, 03:44 AM (EST)
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"Be the Amazing Racer 16.4"
Wilkommen in Deutschland!

So Racers, scarfing down sauerkraut and quaffing beer...could've been worse: foot-expressed grape juice and insanely hot soup ferinstance.

Louie and Mike: Wow. I seriously wouldn't have thought the two of you would ever be in first place. Plate-licking is gross, though. Please don't do that again.

Steve and Allie: And here I thought you'd never be contenders.

Joe and Heidi: Not much of you this leg.

Jet and Cord: Lost a bit of your mojo this leg, but still a solid soccer performance.

Carol and Brandy: Brandy didn't need to lick the plate after the sauerkraut was finished. This is a family show.

Dan and Jordan: How sweet of Jordan to be so supportive of poor, terrified Brandy at the Roadblock.

Brent and Caite: Got lost, huh? What a surprise.

Jeff and Jordan: How lucky are you? This is a non-elim. See how I tricked you into pretty much giving your farewell speech and it wasn't an elimination leg? Ha! And I hoped you learned something about following Caite.


Come play! Many characters are still unclaimed. Pop on over to the sign-up thread and I'll make you a sig. New players welcome!

Don't want to commit? Post as a "Beatle" or a local - be creative!

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 RE: Be the Amazing Racer 16.4 jbug 03-08-10 1
 RE: Be the Amazing Racer 16.4 newsomewayne 03-08-10 2
   RE: Be the Amazing Racer 16.4 jbug 03-08-10 3
 RE: Be the Amazing Racer 16.4 Max Headroom 03-08-10 4
   RE: Be the Amazing Racer 16.4 LibraRising 03-11-10 13
 RE: Be the Amazing Racer 16.4 MissMyth 03-08-10 5
   RE: Be the Amazing Racer 16.4 newsomewayne 03-09-10 7
 RE: Be the Amazing Racer 16.4 Belle Book 03-08-10 6
   RE: Be the Amazing Racer 16.4 newsomewayne 03-09-10 8
       RE: Be the Amazing Racer 16.4 Belle Book 03-09-10 9
 RE: Be the Amazing Racer 16.4 beau_30 03-09-10 10
 RE: Be the Amazing Racer 16.4 Molaholic 03-11-10 11
   RE: Be the Amazing Racer 16.4 jbug 03-11-10 12
   RE: Be the Amazing Racer 16.4 LibraRising 03-11-10 14
   RE: Be the Amazing Racer 16.4 featherfish81 03-14-10 15
       RE: Be the Amazing Racer 16.4 Molaholic 03-14-10 16
           RE: Be the Amazing Racer 16.4 featherfish81 03-14-10 17

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jbug 16685 desperate attention whore postings
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03-08-10, 10:24 AM (EST)
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1. "RE: Be the Amazing Racer 16.4"
Oh Phil

I knew you couldn't Philiminate me! When I smiled at you? I saw you look over to the side and give that little nod....I knew that meant you had decided to make it a non-elimination.

Now Jeff baby? You need to be more forceful when it comes to telling cab drivers where to go.

Caite? I had a true blond moment when I decided to follow you.


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03-08-10, 01:24 PM (EST)
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2. "RE: Be the Amazing Racer 16.4"
BRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPP!!!!!!!1

*flush*

I don't know if that was the beer or the kraut, but somebody better tell Phil this needs to be one of those 36 hour pit stops.


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03-08-10, 01:29 PM (EST)
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3. "RE: Be the Amazing Racer 16.4"
here babe, I got these for you


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03-08-10, 03:47 PM (EST)
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4. "RE: Be the Amazing Racer 16.4"
I tell you, between food poisoning, a sore ankle, and having to drag Brent everywhere, this race is wearing me out! There has to be an easier way to win a million dollars and get TV exposure at the same time.

At least Brent drank that nasty beer. Yecch.

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03-11-10, 10:59 AM (EST)
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13. "RE: Be the Amazing Racer 16.4"
Hey babe, just a thought, but since our pitstop is in the red light district, think we should use this as a chance to drop off a few resumes?


I've puked on camera more than four seasons worth of Real World contestants!

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03-08-10, 04:47 PM (EST)
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5. "RE: Be the Amazing Racer 16.4"
Bet ya'll didn't know there were cowboys who don't drink beer. But how awesome was the bungee jumping with my hat on!

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03-09-10, 07:43 AM (EST)
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7. "RE: Be the Amazing Racer 16.4"
And I always thought the Bandit was only half-serious when he said a cowboy takes off his hat for one thing and one thing only.

And when I was a kid who didn't know the facts of life, I thought he was talking about taking a shower.

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03-08-10, 04:54 PM (EST)
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6. "RE: Be the Amazing Racer 16.4"
Well, we're contenders now all right. Of course, we made a smart move in taking a taxi once we were no longer Intersected with Joe & Heidi.


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8. "RE: Be the Amazing Racer 16.4"
Are you one of the German locals? I don't think I've seen you before.

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9. "RE: Be the Amazing Racer 16.4"
*sigh*

No wonder you and Jordan aren't so bright. I'm a fellow Racer!


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03-09-10, 07:27 PM (EST)
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10. "RE: Be the Amazing Racer 16.4"
Didn't I say we would be 1st every legt. It only took us 3 legs to do so. But we DID IT! AND I INTEND TO KEEP IT THAT WAY!!!!


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11. "RE: Be the Amazing Racer 16.4"
Willkommen nach Hamburg!

Wir sind also froh, Sie unseren Lieblingssport, Fußball, sowie einen unserer köstlichsten Nahrungsmittel, Sauerkrauts und ganz zu schweigen von den fantastischen Aufladungbier und Federelementsprüngen genießen zu lassen!

Natürlich erhielt das beste Teil des Abends, das erste Haupt der Fab Four zu sehen. Wir waren so erfreut, dass wir Phil erklärten, zur letzten Mannschaft nett zu sein.

Passen Sie heraus nächste Woche, Blicke auf, wie wir wieder in den Krieg gehen!


Hey Jet, don't take it bad, take a big gulp, and make it beer-er...


Seana did another one.

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12. "RE: Be the Amazing Racer 16.4"
huh?


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LAST EDITED ON 03-11-10 AT 11:03 AM (EST)

Dude! You sound just like the bad guys in Indiana Jones movies. Was that you? I don't want your autograph. Just to see if I can replace that goofy Shia what's-his-face guy.


BTW, who were those gay-looking beetle guys in the statue? They didn't look like bugs, lol.

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Wow, Google translate isn't very good. Can we have a translation, please?
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03-14-10, 06:48 PM (EST)
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16. "RE: Be the Amazing Racer 16.4"
OK, but my Babelfish may be just a bit off from my original:

Welcome to Hamburg!
We are glad you enjoyed our favourite sport, football, as well as one of our most delicious foods, sauerkraut, to say nothing of the fantastic boot-beer and bungee jumping! The best part of the evening was seeing the first home of the Fab Four. Also, we were pleased that Phil was nice to the last team.

Watch out out next week, viewers, how we go to war again!

Tribephyl has done it again.

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17. "RE: Be the Amazing Racer 16.4"
Thanks!

Just for comparison, here's what Google said:

Welcome to Hamburg!

So we're glad our favorite sport, football, and one of our delicious food, sauerkraut, and not to mention the fantastic charge beer and enjoy spring element jumps to let!

Of course the best part of the evening, the first head of the Fab Four got to see. We were so pleased that we have Phil explained that the last team to be nice.

Watch out next week, looks at how we go to war!

Guess I'll have to try Babelfish in the future.

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