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"SSC5 (HU) Complaint Department"
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07-29-05, 00:42 AM (EST)
 
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Dear God:
I have some complaints I would like to register. Now you have done a great job with the natural world, and I am particularly fond of trees, but humans need some work.
I'de like to start with bosses. I know that power is supposed to be the ultimate aphrodesiac, but could you please put out a memo that supervising two people only gives out the power of, oh say a 100 watt lightbulb? That is not enough to make women faint or pull out their dainty hanky to mop their brow.
Then there is this romantic love thing. Why would you want people to fall in love if you have an expiration date on the package? Now wouldn't you be better off not giving them that "falling" feeling to begin with? The falling is great but I know people who have been beaten nearly to death on the landing. Couldn't you just stamp little matching numbers on infant feet? Now that we have the internet we could just go look up our match when we are 24 or so.
And then there is the whole getting old thing? What is the point of that really? We don't need crows' feet that gradually become flamingo feet. We already have cottage cheese, we don't need cellulite. We are wasting productive time chasing around for the look we had ten or twenty years before. A look, I might remind you, that we complained about when we had it.
Don't even get me started about dying! Hardly anyone likes that. A few rush into it, but most of us will go out kicking and screaming. Couldn't you just have us evaporate in place when it is time?
Which brings me to all this cruelty. Is that so we don't kick so much about dying? Well, that hasn't worked at all! Most of us still prefer the known to the unknown, so cruelty should just fade out since it serves no purpose.
Time is getting short, and I really must go. Perhaps next week we can talk about serial killers.
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5. "RE: SSC5 (HU) Complaint Department" |
Thanks to all! OFG-I really could do Waaayy too many words on bugs. I detest them...while they like me entirely too much.
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