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"Production: Claps & Slaps"
Estee 55194 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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10-01-12, 11:20 AM (EST)
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"Production: Claps & Slaps" |
For notes on leg construction, task design, course layout, camera work, and the other elements which go into the actual assembly of the Race. (This is not for commenting on Racer actions unless said actions were directly caused, influenced, or sabotaged by Production.) It's sort of a behind-the-scenes GUFU with occasional positive notes, and it's one thread per season. Sort of like how it's one giant tieup on the Cross-Bronx which doesn't let me get home in time to find that the forecast start of 8:30 was a lie, but that doesn't matter because the DVR misfired and my exposure to the premiere was limited to roughly two minutes. So this time, someone else can have the honor of the initial slapfest, plus any justifiable scattered applause. I look forward to finding out what happened. Did anything explode?
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kidflash212 3854 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Thong Contest Judge"
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10-02-12, 09:08 AM (EST)
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2. "RE: Production: Claps & Slaps" |
LAST EDITED ON 10-02-12 AT 09:11 AM (EST)Clap - Casting did a better job than they have in recent years. No mentally impaired Big Brother rejects, no one came off as the villian just yet (although there was a hint of it with Ryan). Clap - To the invisible abacus woman. Takes talent to sit under a bright red umbrella in a bright red dress with a red & yellow abacus and still not be seen. Clap - the groovy bus that delivered them to the starting line. Slap - The ping pong champion seemed to go easier on the late arrivals. Slap - Seems like we have a leg in China every race. There are other places in Asia. Slap - One of the Chippendales reminds me of a buff Ryan Seacrest. Capn2patch put me in motion!
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IanQuentin 101 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Blistex Spokesperson"
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10-02-12, 02:01 PM (EST)
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7. "RE: Production: Claps & Slaps" |
Josh and Brent are former reality TV participants.
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kidflash212 3854 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Thong Contest Judge"
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10-02-12, 03:03 PM (EST)
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8. "RE: Production: Claps & Slaps" |
Technically, that's true. But their show was more a documentary on city guys buying a farm not a competition reality show like Big Brother or Survivor.
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Belle Book 3556 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Thong Contest Judge"
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10-08-12, 12:02 PM (EST)
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12. "RE: Production: Claps & Slaps" |
Clap: The way that the "hours of operation" point worked out.Clap: Natalia & Nadiya for doing the fish task so well and rebounding after a semi-bad first leg to work together so well and win the Express Pass! Clap: The balanced nature of the Detour tasks, although I would have done the Ice task. Slap: The horrible taxi cab drivers that the Married Monster Truckers and especially Amy & Daniel had. I always hate the Curse of the Bad Taxi Cab Driver -- even if it's not the fault of Production!
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PepeLePew13 24731 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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10-08-12, 02:32 PM (EST)
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13. "RE: Production: Claps & Slaps" |
I'll echo the claps here for the Hours of Operation thing - I'd like to see this become a regular thing from now on at all bunching points - either do a task to space it out like they did here or enforce a five-minute spacing in between entrys into some landmark or location. With ten teams, that's a forty five minute gap which is fair considering one team arrived 4 hours later and could have been right back in it as in past years based on how quickly they outran others upon the gates opening.
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jbug 16685 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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10-14-12, 09:20 PM (EST)
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15. "3rd Leg" |
Production: If there is a chance teams may be divided by several hours due to transportation, at least make the detours such that there is some difficulty involved; give those on the 3 hr later train a chance to catch at least.Foreign public transportation drivers: 2 legs in a row that teams are eliminated due entirely to the driver they chose. I realize it's a fact of the game, but..... Natalie & Nadia: one of you is too loud and calling teh Chippendales stupid might come back to haunt you; at least I hope it does.
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Estee 55194 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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10-15-12, 08:21 AM (EST)
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16. "RE: 3rd Leg" |
Slap While the course doesn't run on revenge the way the hamster cage does -- American politics don't even run on revenge the way the hamster cage does -- the U-Turn (and before it, the Yield) always offered a little bit of extra motivation if anyone managed to survive it. But the newest variation means the victims have no idea who did it to them, and very few teams are going to take it out on the entire field. Well, very few this season...Slap Enough with putting suggested Twitter hashtags on the screen. #ifiwanttotweetilltweet Slap As noted above, we've had too much reliance on other drivers early. Time to let teams walk, run, and take the wheel already. No Hand Movement Both branches of the Detour came across as too easy -- but that's not the worst thing when there's a U-Turn involved.
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kidflash212 3854 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Thong Contest Judge"
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10-17-12, 10:56 AM (EST)
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20. "RE: 3rd Leg" |
Brit & Cait screaming loudly and slowly at someone was really ugly. If someone spoke to me in that condescending way in French, German or Spanish, I'd have taken them to the wrong place too.
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MissMyth 352 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Cooking Show Host"
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10-18-12, 10:50 PM (EST)
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21. "RE: 3rd Leg" |
I suppose I should be used to it by now. But it still floored me when the dumb b's complained about those people in Indonesia not being able to speak English. When the driver took them down the wrong road I began to wonder if he understood far more then they gave him credit for.
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Starshine 4934 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Stuff Magazine Centerfold"
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10-15-12, 11:46 AM (EST)
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19. "RE: 3rd Leg" |
I'm remembering that in the old days in some locations the instructions were to take a marked taxi, I'm not sure how those taxis were chosen however it may be a suggestion to the crew that this be reintroduced with American speaking drivers who know the area (although they must be willing to be directed to the wrong place).
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Estee 55194 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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10-22-12, 08:34 AM (EST)
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23. "Bangladesh" |
No hand movement Probably a good idea not to let them drive their own vehicles around here, but more foot travel would have been helpful for all concerned. One team arriving via the wrong means generally indicates an error by the team. Three is more towards something wrong with the transport system.Slap 'And we will now join in the great tradition of pretending these buses are even remotely safe!' No hand movement It's becoming increasingly difficult to get teams going after the Fast Forward: the first one doesn't try it and then nearly everyone else assumes the first one is doing it, so why should they bother? This was a major comedy point a little while back and it hasn't improved since. Slap Needed more of a sense of time passage on the Detour for both branches. How much pounding did the metal need? How much smoothing of the surfaces took place while we weren't looking? Is it an hour to stuff that mattress? A minute? A nap? The Roadblock had a definite This Is Taking Forever to it: the Detour -- no real feel and thus, no concept of the balance either.
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kidflash212 3854 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Thong Contest Judge"
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10-23-12, 08:55 AM (EST)
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26. "RE: Bangladesh" |
I agree with your first slap. Nothing about this visit made me ever want to visit Bangladesh.
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Estee 55194 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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10-29-12, 07:36 AM (EST)
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28. "Bangladesh II" |
Clap Most shows do not break isolation for any reason. Allowing a team to communicate with home in order to check on the health of a loved one is a virtually unprecedented action. All credit for letting it take place.Clap Physically exhausting leg that took an appropriate toll from the racers. Now we know who's serious about this... Bonus clap for providing water on a draining day where at least one team openly declared they wouldn't be getting food. Slap There are times when 'to the standards of the judges' becomes a little ridiculous. Where does that peg support go again? How many times did a scale have to be turned because it wasn't oriented on the same axis as the model? Slap Number of natives nearly killed via bamboo whip: a lot. And for some of them, it was repeated encounters with almost-death. In a culture where the traffic horn is a constant companion, we couldn't have gotten one warning blast? No hand movement You could scent NEL on the wind from the first five minutes on. Slap What initially seemed to be shaping up as a Helltour lost something when we didn't get a real sense of time passing at the jute processing station. Clap The return of the dollar leg! Too bad all the teams seem to have been saving money. Slap Okay, we have beheld the wonder that is Eastern eggplant. We don't care. Why are we wasting a clue stop on this?
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kidflash212 3854 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Thong Contest Judge"
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11-06-12, 04:19 PM (EST)
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33. "RE: TURKEY" |
LAST EDITED ON 11-06-12 AT 07:31 PM (EST)LAST EDITED ON 11-06-12 AT 04:20 PM (EST) A Second Slap - for allowing the theft to go unpenalized. I don't see this as a case of finders keepers. They clearly knew who lost the money. That makes it theft. If I find a wallet that has identification and I keep it - I'm stealing it, not "finders keepers". Slap - The spa detour. While it gave the viewers a chance to ogle some eye candy, it wasn't an actual task. Teams didn't actually have to do anything but sit there and that meant there was no chance for any teams to make up any ground. Capn2patch put me in motion!
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finallytyping 400 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Daytime Soap Guest Star"
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11-12-12, 02:07 PM (EST)
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34. "Russia" |
Wouldn't it be a SLAP to the cab driver who drove off with the Rockers' stuff? He would truly be a stupid thief since the driver could clearly see he was being filmed. It seems the production staff could just show the video to the police or local taxi companies and easily find the guy...
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kidflash212 3854 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Thong Contest Judge"
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11-12-12, 02:44 PM (EST)
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35. "RE: Russia" |
Hard to tell how it happened. I think James & Abba said something about losing track of time and the cab driver may have thought they weren't coming back. He is trying to make a living and needs to pick up fares. I also never know when teams ask cabs to wait for them if they have paid them up to that point or not.
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Estee 55194 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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11-26-12, 09:10 AM (EST)
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43. "Amsterdam." |
No Hand Movement The Double U-Turn is officially broken. It was never a wonderful part of game strategy and high point of every season, but having the rules allow teams to use it on someone they know is ahead of them -- negating a slot which could be used for retaliation -- means it's time to rewrite the book. No negative attaches because this particular abuse hasn't happened before (although you arguably should have seen it coming), but it's like six-finger backdoors: you let it go through once. Fix this or watch your competition fall apart.Slap Not the best possible Switchback. It's the sort of thing that's generally funny once unless the right people fall into the ditch. And they didn't. No Hand Movement Given all the flight scattering and the delays inherent in the U-Turn plus the potential time sink of the live tableau Detour branch, I've got one question. What happens to any organ grinder team which has to raise money at night? That did not look like a high-traffic evening party zone in the making. Slap A lot of clues. A lot of point-to-point travel. Very little actually being done.
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Molaholic 8451 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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11-26-12, 11:01 PM (EST)
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47. "RE: Amsterdam." |
Sorry Estee, but I must call this a full-blown SLAP I agree, the Double U-Turn should go the way of the wall-mounted rotory telephone. But the idea that rules allow U-turning a team that has obviously already been there (as part of a conspiracy) is insane.SLAP The devil-trio involved in that same conspiracy. This isn't Survivor, folks, where deception is part of the game. CLAP The Goat Farmers. They've shown sportsmanship, compassion, and genuine fortitude throughout the race. Too bad they're probably doomed to be Philiminated next week. If I could, I'd grant them a Super Fast Forward to the final mat. CLAP The civilian that donated €10 to the cause. (Which begs the question -- EPBvM; please tell us that the money was sent to a worthy local charity...)
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Molaholic 8451 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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12-03-12, 01:13 PM (EST)
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48. "MALLORCA" |
Clap The powers-that-be for finding a way to put the evil ones to the back of the pack. God bless stick shift.Slap The same powers for making this an NEL and keeping the evil ones alive. Clap The Goat Brothers and their stick-to-it-ness throughout the race. Slap The powers-that-be (again??!!) for giving us the devils -- most entertaining clue stop ever.
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Starshine 4934 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Stuff Magazine Centerfold"
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12-03-12, 05:13 PM (EST)
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49. "RE: MALLORCA" |
Sorry to disagree, howeverClap The Devils, I really enjoyed them getting into it No hand movement OK it was a huge bunch point, but at least they let the teams enjoy it instead of making them wait in an airport Slap Well I thought that Lexi should have been allowed to batter that Matador, after all that is what the bulls want to do Slap To the team that wanted to go to Majorca (and were presumably dissuaded by the other teams)
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finallytyping 400 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Daytime Soap Guest Star"
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12-04-12, 01:20 PM (EST)
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54. "RE: MALLORCA" |
I also don't like watching mean people and don't enjoy when they behave badly and win. (i.e. "I'm not here to make friends!") I do like watching a healthy competition, though, and it would be nice if it felt more like a competition than a whole bunch of college/high school buddies going on a European vacation.
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Molaholic 8451 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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12-10-12, 01:18 PM (EST)
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57. "Finale" |
CLAP - Houdini challenge -- Best Road Block ever! (would have been even better if the following teams didn't know about the surprise drop ahead of time.)SLAP - The final flag/greeting challenge. Why tell teams if they were right/wrong right away? (OK -- if they had to wait until all were up we'd still be there) -- make this a LIGHT WRIST TAP SLAP - Those poor dogs having to eat food that the evil ones touched. CLAP SHOUT HAPPY DANCE & WOOO HOOO! Phil telling the evil ones that they have been Philiminated. Great to see a real underdog team come out on top. Congratulations to the Goat Boys!
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