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PLEASE NOTE: The Reality TV World Message Boards are filled with desperate
attention-seekers pretending to be one big happy PG/PG13-rated family. Don't
be fooled. Trying to get everyone to agree with you is like herding cats,
but intolerance for other viewpoints is NOT welcome and respect for other
posters IS required at all times. Jump in and play, and you'll soon find out
how easy it is to fit in, but save your drama for your mama. All members are
encouraged to read the
complete guidelines.
As entertainment critic Roger
Ebert once said, "If you disagree with something I write, tell me so, argue
with me, correct me--but don't tell me to shut up. That's not the American way."
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"Challenge!"
Kokoro 3899 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Thong Contest Judge"
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04-26-01, 11:59 PM (EST)
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"Challenge!" |
Okay, here's my challenge....I've been meaning to post this but I keep forgetting....alright, everyone write a poem (of any kind) using the following 4 words, in any order and using (one of) their proper form(s).Here's a link, since I know ~someone~ will need it (like me ;) www.dictionary.com Concubine Tympanum Filagree Sumatra Ooooh watch out everyone there's a "crack" in the alliance. Yeah, maybe; If crack was slang for millionaire.
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IceCat 17415 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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04-27-01, 00:22 AM (EST)
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1. "A Poem by IceCat..." |
Come with me oh comely concubine,So that you and I might might intertwine... I, trembling, whispering into thy tender tympanum, Sweet breathless nothings and somethings ad infinatum... Twisting, twirling fingers in your tresses' golden filagree, Passions, rising, burning, questing until you finally agree... My soul at once begins to scream a howling, wordless, mantra, Piercing the jungles holy sleep and waking all Sumatra. IceCat
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dangerkitty 1913 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Herbal Healing Drugs Endorser"
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04-27-01, 00:28 AM (EST)
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2. "RE: A Poem by IceCat..." |
That's awesome, IceCat.And I must admit, my image of you writing/reading/starring that poem is altered forever by the news that you have two foot long hair. dangerkitty
"Nevermind" - Kurt Cobain and Emily Litella
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dabo 26942 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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04-27-01, 01:56 AM (EST)
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3. "RE: A Poem by IceCat..." |
i agree, awesome icecat. when i first started reading the post i thought "haiku" but then i got to the word list and realized "impossible." that was a fabulous effort. intriguing concept, this string.
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VampKira 4433 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Jerry Springer Show Guest"
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04-27-01, 02:45 AM (EST)
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4. "RE: A Poem by IceCat..." |
LAST EDITED ON 04-27-01 AT 03:10 AM (EST)Excellent IceCat! I had a good one, I thought.. till I tried to rhyme Tympanum.. Crap! w.l.s.f.c. "When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried before." -Mae West Du ar min hjälte, Supermänniska
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mistofleas 8043 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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04-27-01, 09:42 AM (EST)
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6. "Wow.." |
Um...I'm feeling a little flushed right now. My palms are sweating and I have this hot feeling in my stomach. Oooo, now my knees are weak too. IceCat...that was quite something. More please...I like what that one did to me! mistofleas
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Cherberrie 1285 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Beef Jerky Spokesperson"
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04-27-01, 10:11 AM (EST)
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7. "A poem by Cherberrie" |
One long hot day in Sumatra Kokoro walked the beach He looked to be quite bored to death But that was not to beHe walked under the tympanum He saw her from afar She lost her way and asked for help He was eager to please His mind was on his concubine Whose touch was warm and sweet Last night with her he reached some peaks Where none have dared to go Wrapped only in filigree lace She knew just how to please The cool night never seemed to end The pleasure was most grand His days are spent walking the beach He waits for the sun to set Dreaming of the next encounter Teases him all day long.
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desert_rhino 10087 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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04-27-01, 10:54 AM (EST)
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8. "More from the Rhinoverse..." |
'Twas Sumatra again. Why Sumatra? The last trip had ended... badly. With the flight of the Emperor's concubine, I had run, finding passage to Singapore on an empty-bellied rotting freighter of dubious registration. Still I bear that faint filligree from the rusty deck where I spent my nights, hot, tossing back and forth. The scratches and stains became embedded in my back, as a twisted reminder that even the best can fail.Snapped from my painful reverie, I hear the sounds of the city, my Jakarta. I loved her so, when I was a young man... Niki walking along the river, her gentle hand holding mine, the tympanum of the waves against the hulls of the boats moored below kept our pace slow as we strolled. "Don't go, James, I am begging you to stay." "You know I must. The Foreign Service is the only way I can make my fortune. I haven't the heart for the drug trade, and I am no merchant's son...." ... -- JV
Icarus steps out to find Niki...
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Kismet 803 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Fitness Correspondent"
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04-27-01, 12:28 PM (EST)
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9. "Ode to SB" |
LAST EDITED ON 04-27-01 AT 04:05 PM (EST)Thank you for giving me something to waste my morning with. I haven't written a poem since college so please be kind. Here goes: From far and wide they come to play. Possibly some from Sumatra? Survivor Blows is their home for today, echoing here is their mantra. These are the posters of refined filagrees, Ronnet, Vampkira, ebug, Dangerkitty and BluSavana. We musn't leave out our own mistofleas, or forget to give the monkey his banana. When someone causes our tympanums to bleed, Dalton, GT and a myriad of others, converge on the fools with incredible speed and send them home crying to their mothers We have a special clown who deserves his own verse. His summaries are really quite fine. He looks rather goofy and is sometimes perverse, but he comes with his own concubines So this is my ode for Survivor Blows, whose motto is play fair and be nice We love to hate these horrible shows, and we have a lot of fun through this device. Kismet "Throw the crib door wide Let the people crawl inside Someone in this town Is trying to burn the playhouse down"
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VampKira 4433 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Jerry Springer Show Guest"
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04-27-01, 05:19 PM (EST)
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11. "RE: Ode to SB" |
Words vibrating your tympanum... "Come with me...., my hero" A golden "S" of filagree, I give to thee. Join me in concubine.. Under the coconut trees of West Sumatra. Paradise awaits us..... w.l.s.f.c. "When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried before." -Mae West Du ar min hjälte, Supermänniska
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Kokoro 3899 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Thong Contest Judge"
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04-27-01, 08:58 PM (EST)
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12. "RE: Challenge!" |
Good job everyone! Have a yummy treat! Ooooh watch out everyone there's a "crack" in the alliance. Yeah, maybe; If crack was slang for millionaire.
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VampKira 4433 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Jerry Springer Show Guest"
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04-27-01, 10:30 PM (EST)
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16. "RE: Challenge!" |
Even me koko?? lol.... *grin* w.l.s.f.c. "When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried before." -Mae West Du ar min hjälte, Supermänniska
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Kokoro 3899 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Thong Contest Judge"
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04-27-01, 11:07 PM (EST)
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18. "RE: Challenge!" |
LAST EDITED ON 04-28-01 AT 00:55 AM (EST)^_~ Your's was great, too! Poetry isn't really about who's the best it's the art of self expression and everyone here has their own style. BTW here's a reward for you, incase you don't like cookies: Ooooh watch out everyone there's a "crack" in the alliance. Yeah, maybe; If crack was slang for millionaire.
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Survivorerist 4103 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Jerry Springer Show Guest"
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04-27-01, 09:44 PM (EST)
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13. "RE: Challenge!" |
Okay, I'll give this a shot...The Mystery Pennsylvanian (which should tell you right away who it's about) by Survivorerist Oh my Gawd, how bright you shine, My rad'ant Outback Concubine, why did you have to go? In my slumber each night you come, I whisper in your tympanum, Things only you can know. Dressed up in sparkling filagree, You are a marv'lous sight to see, your beauty hath no peer. All whils't mine slumber self-keeps sound, In Sumatra's trees we shalt stay bound, loving arms melt fear. ============== Ack! Gag me with a spoon... Survivorerist
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Kokoro 3899 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Thong Contest Judge"
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04-27-01, 09:59 PM (EST)
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15. "RE: Challenge!" |
Where's yours Bug? ^-^ Here's a chance for you to revamp your poetry career!Ooooh watch out everyone there's a "crack" in the alliance. Yeah, maybe; If crack was slang for millionaire.
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Monkeyboy 1224 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Politically Incorrect Guest"
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04-27-01, 10:45 PM (EST)
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17. "RE: Challenge!" |
Koko...I like this thread. I'm gonna try a limerick! ------- There once was a concubine from Sumatra, Whose tympanum couldn't hear her mantra! Her fancy filagree, she gave away for free, now she's more famous than Sinatra! ------------- Just Posting...that's all!
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