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Kokoro 3899 desperate attention whore postings
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04-26-01, 11:59 PM (EST)
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"Challenge!"
Okay, here's my challenge....I've been meaning to post this but I keep forgetting....alright, everyone write a poem (of any kind) using the following 4 words, in any order and using (one of) their proper form(s).

Here's a link, since I know ~someone~ will need it (like me ;)

www.dictionary.com

Concubine
Tympanum
Filagree
Sumatra

Ooooh watch out everyone there's a "crack" in the alliance. Yeah, maybe; If crack was slang for millionaire.


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  Subject     Author     Message Date     ID  
 A Poem by IceCat... IceCat 04-27-01 1
   RE: A Poem by IceCat... dangerkitty 04-27-01 2
       RE: A Poem by IceCat... dabo 04-27-01 3
           RE: A Poem by IceCat... VampKira 04-27-01 4
               Thanks... IceCat 04-27-01 5
                   Wow.. mistofleas 04-27-01 6
 A poem by Cherberrie Cherberrie 04-27-01 7
 More from the Rhinoverse... desert_rhino 04-27-01 8
 Ode to SB Kismet 04-27-01 9
   RE: Ode to SB Monkeyboy 04-27-01 10
       RE: Ode to SB VampKira 04-27-01 11
 RE: Challenge! Kokoro 04-27-01 12
   RE: Challenge! VampKira 04-27-01 16
       RE: Challenge! Kokoro 04-27-01 18
 RE: Challenge! Survivorerist 04-27-01 13
   RE: Challenge! Drive My Car 04-27-01 14
       RE: Challenge! Kokoro 04-27-01 15
           RE: Challenge! Monkeyboy 04-27-01 17
 A little late.. but here I go... dangerkitty 04-28-01 19
 RE: Challenge! Irisheyes 04-28-01 20

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IceCat 17415 desperate attention whore postings
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04-27-01, 00:22 AM (EST)
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1. "A Poem by IceCat..."
Come with me oh comely concubine,

So that you and I might might intertwine...

I, trembling, whispering into thy tender tympanum,

Sweet breathless nothings and somethings ad infinatum...

Twisting, twirling fingers in your tresses' golden filagree,

Passions, rising, burning, questing until you finally agree...

My soul at once begins to scream a howling, wordless, mantra,

Piercing the jungles holy sleep and waking all Sumatra.

IceCat

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04-27-01, 00:28 AM (EST)
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2. "RE: A Poem by IceCat..."
That's awesome, IceCat.

And I must admit, my image of you writing/reading/starring that poem is altered forever by the news that you have two foot long hair.

dangerkitty

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04-27-01, 01:56 AM (EST)
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3. "RE: A Poem by IceCat..."
i agree, awesome icecat. when i first started reading the post i thought "haiku" but then i got to the word list and realized "impossible." that was a fabulous effort. intriguing concept, this string.
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04-27-01, 02:45 AM (EST)
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4. "RE: A Poem by IceCat..."
LAST EDITED ON 04-27-01 AT 03:10 AM (EST)

Excellent IceCat! I had a good one, I thought.. till I tried to rhyme Tympanum.. Crap!

w.l.s.f.c.
"When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried before." -Mae West
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04-27-01, 06:31 AM (EST)
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5. "Thanks..."
Fantastic idea for a thread, Kokoro. It was a nice diversion before going off to sleep last night.

IceCat

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04-27-01, 09:42 AM (EST)
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6. "Wow.."
Um...I'm feeling a little flushed right now. My palms are sweating and I have this hot feeling in my stomach. Oooo, now my knees are weak too. IceCat...that was quite something.
More please...I like what that one did to me!
mistofleas
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04-27-01, 10:11 AM (EST)
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7. "A poem by Cherberrie"
One long hot day in Sumatra
Kokoro walked the beach
He looked to be quite bored to death
But that was not to be

He walked under the tympanum
He saw her from afar
She lost her way and asked for help
He was eager to please

His mind was on his concubine
Whose touch was warm and sweet
Last night with her he reached some peaks
Where none have dared to go

Wrapped only in filigree lace
She knew just how to please
The cool night never seemed to end
The pleasure was most grand

His days are spent walking the beach
He waits for the sun to set
Dreaming of the next encounter
Teases him all day long.

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04-27-01, 10:54 AM (EST)
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8. "More from the Rhinoverse..."
'Twas Sumatra again. Why Sumatra?
The last trip had ended... badly. With the
flight of the Emperor's concubine, I
had run, finding passage to Singapore
on an empty-bellied rotting freighter
of dubious registration. Still I
bear that faint filligree from the rusty
deck where I spent my nights, hot, tossing
back and forth. The scratches and stains became
embedded in my back, as a twisted
reminder that even the best can fail.

Snapped from my painful reverie, I hear
the sounds of the city, my Jakarta.
I loved her so, when I was a young man...

Niki walking along the river, her
gentle hand holding mine, the tympanum
of the waves against the hulls of the boats
moored below kept our pace slow as we strolled.

"Don't go, James, I am begging you to stay."

"You know I must. The Foreign Service is
the only way I can make my fortune.
I haven't the heart for the drug trade, and
I am no merchant's son...."
...


-- JV


Icarus steps out to find Niki...

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04-27-01, 12:28 PM (EST)
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9. "Ode to SB"
LAST EDITED ON 04-27-01 AT 04:05 PM (EST)

Thank you for giving me something to waste my morning with. I haven't written a poem since college so please be kind. Here goes:

From far and wide they come to play.
Possibly some from Sumatra?
Survivor Blows is their home for today,
echoing here is their mantra.

These are the posters of refined filagrees,
Ronnet, Vampkira, ebug, Dangerkitty and BluSavana.
We musn't leave out our own mistofleas,
or forget to give the monkey his banana.

When someone causes our tympanums to bleed,
Dalton, GT and a myriad of others,
converge on the fools with incredible speed
and send them home crying to their mothers

We have a special clown who deserves his own verse.
His summaries are really quite fine.
He looks rather goofy and is sometimes perverse,
but he comes with his own concubines

So this is my ode for Survivor Blows,
whose motto is play fair and be nice
We love to hate these horrible shows,
and we have a lot of fun through this device.

Kismet

"Throw the crib door wide
Let the people crawl inside
Someone in this town
Is trying to burn the playhouse down"

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04-27-01, 04:39 PM (EST)
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10. "RE: Ode to SB"
Well...uhhh...okay!
--------------------------------------------
Monkey, Koko, and Frank Sinatra,
sailed a boat down to Sumatra.
Monkey escaped from a recent concubine,
shackled like the Bride of Frankenstein.
Sinatra's singing was a pain in the typanum,
Monkey got seasick and Koko had a spasm.
The trip was long for the sailors all three,
nothing to do but make copper filagree!

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04-27-01, 05:19 PM (EST)
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11. "RE: Ode to SB"
Words vibrating your tympanum...
"Come with me...., my hero"
A golden "S" of filagree, I give to thee.
Join me in concubine..
Under the coconut trees of West Sumatra.
Paradise awaits us.....

w.l.s.f.c.
"When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried before." -Mae West
Du ar min hjälte, Supermänniska


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04-27-01, 08:58 PM (EST)
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12. "RE: Challenge!"
Good job everyone! Have a yummy treat!

Ooooh watch out everyone there's a "crack" in the alliance. Yeah, maybe; If crack was slang for millionaire.


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04-27-01, 10:30 PM (EST)
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16. "RE: Challenge!"
Even me koko?? lol.... *grin*

w.l.s.f.c.
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04-27-01, 11:07 PM (EST)
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18. "RE: Challenge!"
LAST EDITED ON 04-28-01 AT 00:55 AM (EST)

^_~

Your's was great, too! Poetry isn't really about who's the best it's the art of self expression and everyone here has their own style.

BTW here's a reward for you, incase you don't like cookies:

Ooooh watch out everyone there's a "crack" in the alliance. Yeah, maybe; If crack was slang for millionaire.


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04-27-01, 09:44 PM (EST)
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13. "RE: Challenge!"
Okay, I'll give this a shot...

The Mystery Pennsylvanian (which should tell you right away who it's about) by Survivorerist

Oh my Gawd, how bright you shine,
My rad'ant Outback Concubine,
why did you have to go?

In my slumber each night you come,
I whisper in your tympanum,
Things only you can know.

Dressed up in sparkling filagree,
You are a marv'lous sight to see,
your beauty hath no peer.

All whils't mine slumber self-keeps sound,
In Sumatra's trees we shalt stay bound,
loving arms melt fear.

==============

Ack! Gag me with a spoon...

Survivorerist

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04-27-01, 09:54 PM (EST)
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14. "RE: Challenge!"
Clap Clap Clap Clap

Applause my friends!!!!!
Wonderful all wondeful, and each as individual as those writing them.
Thanks youse guys
Made this Bug smile

E

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04-27-01, 09:59 PM (EST)
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15. "RE: Challenge!"
Where's yours Bug? ^-^
Here's a chance for you to revamp your poetry career!

Ooooh watch out everyone there's a "crack" in the alliance. Yeah, maybe; If crack was slang for millionaire.


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04-27-01, 10:45 PM (EST)
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17. "RE: Challenge!"
Koko...I like this thread.
I'm gonna try a limerick!
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There once was a concubine from Sumatra,
Whose tympanum couldn't hear her mantra!
Her fancy filagree,
she gave away for free,
now she's more famous than Sinatra!
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Just Posting...that's all!
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04-28-01, 01:43 PM (EST)
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19. "A little late.. but here I go..."
Long forgotten
Lovely concubine of stone
He placed you in the tympanum
Covered now with a filagree of dust
I sip my Sumatra
And wonder

dangerkitty

"Nevermind" - Kurt Cobain and Emily Litella

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04-28-01, 05:23 PM (EST)
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20. "RE: Challenge!"
I tried and tried and tried.
I couldn't come up with anything remotely good, so for all of you, you guys did an excellent job.
Kudos!

Colby Rules!

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