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VampKira 4433 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Jerry Springer Show Guest" 04-24-01, 00:42 AM (EST) "LOL@Webby!.. No... correction... LOL@US!" LAST EDITED ON 04-24-01 AT 00:46 AM (EST) Just got done posting, and noticed for the first time the new DAW "definitions" by our "ho" numbers.. LMAO, Webby! Dunno If I think being labeled as a "Jerry Springer" guest is a good thing...LOL.. In other words, are you trying to say the "Jerry's" would do anything for attention?? LMAO! You rock Webby! Your humor needs to be applauded!!! Oh well... I be takin' AK wit me! *tee hee* EDIT: A ditty for Webby... To the tune of "Mickey" "Oh Webby what a pity you don't understand... We post because we have to... not because we can.... Oh Webby you're so cool, can't you understand... Oh we've got to Webby, have to Webby... We've GOT to post Webby!" w.l.s.f.c. One fish. Two fish. Lum fish. Hue fish.(and a shout out to Sat!) "I'm gonna take a bath so the whole tent doesn't smell like ass at the end of the night" - The late, and often absent, Nick Brown   Top

Subject     Author     Message Date     ID    RE: LOL@Webby!.. No... correction..... Monkeyboy 04-24-01 1    RE: LOL@Webby!.. No... correction..... VampKira 04-24-01 2  RE: LOL@Webby!.. No... correction..... Superman 04-24-01 3    RE: LOL@Webby!.. No... correction..... VampKira 04-24-01 4    Great show! AyatollahKhomeini 04-24-01 25        RE: Great show! BluSavana 04-24-01 26            Excellent AyatollahKhomeini 04-24-01 27                RE: Excellent BluSavana 04-24-01 28        Ouch! shakes the clown 04-24-01 29            Who could argue with that? AyatollahKhomeini 04-24-01 30        RE: Great show! VampKira 04-26-01 35  RE: LOL@Webby!.. No... correction..... ItzLisa 04-24-01 5    RE: LOL@Webby!.. No... correction..... VampKira 04-24-01 6    RE: LOL@Webby!.. No... correction..... Cherberrie 04-24-01 8    RE: LOL@Webby!.. No... correction..... mistofleas 04-24-01 9        RE: LOL@Webby!.. No... correction..... BluSavana 04-24-01 10            RE: LOL@Webby!.. No... correction..... mistofleas 04-24-01 11                RE: LOL@Webby!.. No... correction..... VampKira 04-24-01 19            Blu... dangerkitty 04-24-01 12                RE: Blu... BluSavana 04-24-01 14                RE: Blu... Monkeyboy 04-24-01 15                    RE: Blu... BluSavana 04-24-01 16                    Monkeyboy's tools mistofleas 04-24-01 17                    RE: Blu... Ronnet 04-24-01 18  RE: LOL@Webby!.. No... correction..... Survivorerist 04-24-01 7    RE: LOL@Webby!.. No... correction..... Irisheyes 04-24-01 13        Not so bad flying squirrel 04-24-01 22  RE: LOL@Webby!.. No... correction..... Kokoro 04-24-01 20    RE: LOL@Webby!.. No... correction..... VampKira 04-24-01 21        Way to go, VampKira flying squirrel 04-24-01 23            RE: Way to go, VampKira Dalton 04-25-01 31        OMGlick... WTG Vampy! IceCat 04-24-01 24            RE: OMGlick... WTG Vampy! VampKira 04-25-01 32                RE: OMGlick... WTG Vampy! ItzLisa 04-25-01 33                    RE: OMGlick... WTG Vampy! VampKira 04-25-01 34

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Monkeyboy 1224 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Politically Incorrect Guest" 04-24-01, 00:51 AM (EST) 1. "RE: LOL@Webby!.. No... correction... LOL@US!" LAST EDITED ON 04-24-01 AT 00:54 AM (EST) Mi vampyr is rite abof me (hic). I wunder if shee ssees mee? Hay...stop lukin at mi vampyr...stoopid jrk! Dum Rojur thinkks hes mi vampyyrs dadddy! Ahl kik him ouut tu Kuntuky now...stoopud jurk. I bedder nott go bak to thu bar...i gott tu wurk with Howerd Sturn in thu murnin.   Top

VampKira 4433 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Jerry Springer Show Guest" 04-24-01, 00:55 AM (EST) 2. "RE: LOL@Webby!.. No... correction... LOL@US!" *giggles* She sees you, Apeface!! LMAO! Drunken bastage! *smile* You radio show co-host you! w.l.s.f.c. One fish. Two fish. Lum fish. Hue fish.(and a shout out to Sat!) "I'm gonna take a bath so the whole tent doesn't smell like ass at the end of the night" - The late, and often absent, Nick Brown   Top

Superman 3157 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Car Show Celebrity" 04-24-01, 00:58 AM (EST) 3. "RE: LOL@Webby!.. No... correction... LOL@US!" The crowd: Jerry! Jerry! Jerry! Jerry: Hello everyone and welcome to the Jerry Springer Show. Today we're gonna talk about Vampire Lovin' Gone Bad.. Crowd: ooooohhhhhhhhhhhh! Jerry: Let's meet our first guest, come on out Vampkira! Vamp: Thank you, Jerry! I'm so glad to be here... Jerry: Vampkira tell us why you're here..... Vamp: Well, I'm here to tell my boyfriend, I'ma cheatin' on him! Crowd: ooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhh! Jerry: Let's bring out your boyfriend, what's this, Ayatohla Khomeni? (AK runs out and immediately gets in a fistfight with Vamp, crowd screams until their slacked-jaws can't take it anymore) AK: Listen here, you ######, ######. I gave you the best ###### years of your ###### life. Vamp: ###### ######, you ###### #####. You can ###### ######. Jerry: Now, AK. You have a confession to make to don't you. AK: Yeah, I'm not what you think I am Vamp... Vamp: Oh my god <click>, you're a woman? AK: ##### No! You ######. Vamp: Who are you then? AK: My real name is shakes the clown.. Vamp: NO! NO! AK: ....Yeah, it's true...I made this video for you... (Video plays, It's the first Episode of LOVE CRUISE) Jerry's Final thought: If you can't stick with who you love..sometimes it's best to whore yourself out on reality television. It's a God given right, I should know, being God and all. Be good to yourselves and each other..... "Sniffing Glue Since 1974 and Still Going Strong"   Top

VampKira 4433 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Jerry Springer Show Guest" 04-24-01, 01:03 AM (EST) 4. "RE: LOL@Webby!.. No... correction... LOL@US!" OMG! <click> You RULE!!! w.l.s.f.c. One fish. Two fish. Lum fish. Hue fish.(and a shout out to Sat!) "I'm gonna take a bath so the whole tent doesn't smell like ass at the end of the night" - The late, and often absent, Nick Brown   Top

AyatollahKhomeini 2008 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Roller Coaster Inaugurator" 04-24-01, 09:26 PM (EST) 25. "Great show!" >Jerry: Let's bring out your boyfriend, what's this, Ayatohla Khomeni? Hey, I finally hit the big time --- I'm in a Superman TV show! >AK: Listen here, you ######, ######. I gave you the best >###### years of your ###### life. > >Vamp: ###### ######, you ###### #####. You can ###### ######. Supe, how did you know? That's EXACTLY what we sound like! >AK: Yeah, I'm not what you think I am Vamp... > >Vamp: Oh my god <click>, you're a woman? > >AK: ##### No! You ######. ROTFLMAO! >AK: My real name is shakes the clown.. Naah, my team (the Tribe) knows how to beat the Twins, unlike some hosiery-challenged teams that I can think of... >Jerry's Final thought: If you can't stick with who you love..sometimes >it's best to whore yourself out on reality television. It's >a God given right, I should know, being God and all. I hate to admit it ... but I remember when this guy was mayor of Cincinnati (I was living in Columbus at the time ... but no, I'm not Tamia). Do any of you remember his big scandal when he was mayor?   Top

BluSavana 694 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Reality Show Commentator" 04-24-01, 09:48 PM (EST) 26. "RE: Great show!" I remember AyaK, he was caught using checks to pay for prostitutes. Also, he was supposedly linked to the notorious husband killer socialite, Dante "Della Faye" Sutorius. *wink* Just my two cents, Blu Stop eye-balling me Recruit Lemon!   Top

AyatollahKhomeini 2008 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Roller Coaster Inaugurator" 04-24-01, 10:27 PM (EST) 27. "Excellent" Exactly right, Blu. The "check to pay for the prostitute" stuff killed his political career. Who knew that, in subsequent years, that would seem like the least of his transgressions? P.S. This post is in blue in your honor, Blu.   Top

BluSavana 694 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Reality Show Commentator" 04-24-01, 10:39 PM (EST) 28. "RE: Excellent" LAST EDITED ON 04-24-01 AT 10:41 PM (EST) Oh ur so sweet AyaK! Only reason I know bout Jerry is that I am addicted to true crime books and read about Mr. Springer's dubious history via that. U lived in Ohio huh? I have some in laws in Elizabethtown who work in Cinci. I prefer to visit Columbus, I like the athmosphere there. Blu Stop eye-balling me Recruit Lemon!   Top

shakes the clown 3366 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Car Show Celebrity" 04-24-01, 11:04 PM (EST) 29. "Ouch!" >Naah, my team (the Tribe) knows >how to beat the Twins, >unlike some hosiery-challenged teams that >I can think of... > ...way to kick a guy when he's down....we lost again tonight...but, you know what's really sad is that the ONLY team we can beat is the injuns...so that's basically what my argument consists of: "Were the worst team in baseball, but your favorite team can't even beat us.....so there!" It doesn't get any more pathetic than that.   Top

AyatollahKhomeini 2008 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Roller Coaster Inaugurator" 04-24-01, 11:27 PM (EST) 30. "Who could argue with that?" >"We're the worst team in baseball, but your favorite team can't >even beat us.....so there!" > >It doesn't get any more pathetic than that. The 1984 Tigers (because the little Indians were always so pathetic, I was a Tigers fan too) got off to a running start (36-4 or something like that) and ran away with the championship. If the Indians and White Sox don't watch out, the 2001 Twins will do the same thing. For these two teams, with their huge payrolls, to get their clocks cleaned by the low-budget Twins ... you're right, shakes, it really doesn't get any more pathetic that that.   Top

VampKira 4433 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Jerry Springer Show Guest" 04-26-01, 04:05 AM (EST) 35. "RE: Great show!" >>>Supe, how did you know? That's EXACTLY what we sound like!<<< AK! How many ###### times do I have to tell your ### to shut the ##### up about our ### #### personal life!!!! n ( hehehehehehe ) w.l.s.f.c. One fish. Two fish. Lum fish. Hue fish.(and a shout out to Sat!) "I'm gonna take a bath so the whole tent doesn't smell like ass at the end of the night" - The late, and often absent, Nick Brown   Top

ItzLisa 3350 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Car Show Celebrity" 04-24-01, 06:39 AM (EST) 5. "RE: LOL@Webby!.. No... correction... LOL@US!" YAAAAAY!!!! Shiny new subtitles!! Just what every girl wants on the occassion of her (almost) 700th post!! Thaaaank you, Webby (*bats eyes*) Hey! Vampy - your drunk monkey just puked on my shoes!!! (Awww, man - suede!) ************************************** W.L.S.F.C. - NY chapter   Top

VampKira 4433 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Jerry Springer Show Guest" 04-24-01, 06:42 AM (EST) 6. "RE: LOL@Webby!.. No... correction... LOL@US!" LOL, Itz.. Too much Lambrusco for the Ape, methinks... "Sniffing Glue Since 1968 and Still Going Strong." w.l.s.f.c. One fish. Two fish. Lum fish. Hue fish.(and a shout out to Sat!) "I'm gonna take a bath so the whole tent doesn't smell like ass at the end of the night" - The late, and often absent, Nick Brown   Top

Cherberrie 1285 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Beef Jerky Spokesperson" 04-24-01, 08:56 AM (EST) 8. "RE: LOL@Webby!.. No... correction... LOL@US!" "Radio Show co-host?" I think I like that! Maybe I can get a job with Howard. LOL @ myself!   Top

mistofleas 8043 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 04-24-01, 12:40 PM (EST) 9. "RE: LOL@Webby!.. No... correction... LOL@US!" >Hey! Vampy - your drunk >monkey just puked on my >shoes!!! (Awww, man - >suede!) You think that's bad Lisa...last night he was swinging from the rafters in the bar and landed on my shoulder! He was pretty heavy for a little flea like me so now I gotta go see a chiro-cracker! Maybe I should send him the medical bill and you send him the dry-cleaning bill! Silly monkey....no fruit rind for you again today! mistofleas   Top

BluSavana 694 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Reality Show Commentator" 04-24-01, 12:49 PM (EST) 10. "RE: LOL@Webby!.. No... correction... LOL@US!" Don't forget Flea baby, he also stole your basket of peanut shells. Good thing the chivalrous sleeeevvveee was there to get them back for you before you suffered salt deprivation. Also, I do believe he loosened one of the rafter boards. Any of you men out here handy with some tools? Blu Stop eye-balling me Recruit Lemon!   Top

mistofleas 8043 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 04-24-01, 02:25 PM (EST) 11. "RE: LOL@Webby!.. No... correction... LOL@US!" A flea without her peanut shells is a pissy flea indeed! Big kisses to sleeeve for keeping my salt intake at the right levels! Maybe if we can get Superman to come into the bar...he can use his laser vision to fix those rafters. And maybe we can get Vampy to spend some time with us too!! Miss that girl! mistofleas   Top

VampKira 4433 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Jerry Springer Show Guest" 04-24-01, 06:53 PM (EST) 19. "RE: LOL@Webby!.. No... correction... LOL@US!" >>And maybe we can get Vampy to spend some time with us too!! Miss that girl!<<< Miss you to, my little Flea friend.. I am in the bar now.. I have about a half hour to kill before I go out tonight... w.l.s.f.c. One fish. Two fish. Lum fish. Hue fish.(and a shout out to Sat!) "I'm gonna take a bath so the whole tent doesn't smell like ass at the end of the night" - The late, and often absent, Nick Brown   Top

dangerkitty 1913 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Herbal Healing Drugs Endorser" 04-24-01, 02:36 PM (EST) 12. "Blu..." >Any of you men out >here handy with some tools? >Blu Be careful what you ask for, Blu... dangerkitty "Nevermind" - Kurt Cobain and Emily Litella   Top

BluSavana 694 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Reality Show Commentator" 04-24-01, 02:41 PM (EST) 14. "RE: Blu..." Leave it to someone to misconstrue my words! *giggles* Maybe the cowboy can climb up and fix whatever needs fixing for me...Blu Stop eye-balling me Recruit Lemon!   Top

Monkeyboy 1224 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Politically Incorrect Guest" 04-24-01, 03:52 PM (EST) 15. "RE: Blu..." >>Any of you men out >>here handy with some tools? I'm ...uhhh...quite handy with SOME tools! I've had a lot of experience using my tools. I'm very good with my tools...ask anyone who knows me! I can provide references upon request! Now there's just a small matter of....my fee!   Top

BluSavana 694 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Reality Show Commentator" 04-24-01, 04:01 PM (EST) 16. "RE: Blu..." MonkeyBoy, as long as u didn't go to the Tim Allen school of carpentry I guess u can repair the damage u inflicted. Blu Stop eye-balling me Recruit Lemon!   Top

mistofleas 8043 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 04-24-01, 05:57 PM (EST) 17. "Monkeyboy's tools" But darling, if you keep "gaining experience" with your "tools" like that, you could go blind! Or grow hair on the palms of your hands! ooops, sorry! ;) mistofleas   Top

Ronnet 1734 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Peanut Festival Grand Marshall" 04-24-01, 06:46 PM (EST) 18. "RE: Blu..." >I'm ...uhhh...quite handy with SOME tools! > Monkeybaby - do you want me to tie your tail in a knot again? Roni *** Go Lakers & Kings ***   Top

Survivorerist 4103 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Jerry Springer Show Guest" 04-24-01, 08:09 AM (EST) 7. "RE: LOL@Webby!.. No... correction... LOL@US!" Welcome everyone, to the Survivorerist radio program this morning. Test...test... ================ Survivorerist S.B.P.C. S.B.J.S.B.C. N.L.F.C. G.A.W.D. N.T.B.U.G.F. "God blessed Texas with his own hand. Sent down angels from the promised land. Gave'em a place where they can dance. If you wanna see heaven brother here's your chance. I've been sent to spread the message. God blessed Texas." -Little Texas "God Blessed Texas" Go Colby!   Top

Irisheyes 276 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Network TV Show Guest Star" 04-24-01, 02:40 PM (EST) 13. "RE: LOL@Webby!.. No... correction... LOL@US!" Hehehehe.....I have miles to go before I get on the Springer Show. Watch out for when I get there Colby Rules!   Top

flying squirrel 290 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Network TV Show Guest Star" 04-24-01, 07:57 PM (EST) 22. "Not so bad" At least you're a guest star. I'm on Hollywood Squares, fercryinoutloud. Contestant: I'll take flying squirrel to block, please. MC: Hey there, squirrel. How are you? fs: Sick to my stomach. This show makes me retch. MC: Well, then you'll like this question. According to WebMD, to the nearest whole percent, what percentage of men in the Navy suffer from bulimia? (audience titters) fs: Say what? MC: What percentage of men in the Navy suffer from bulimia? fs: What percentage of men in the Navy watch this show? It should be about the same. MC: Our contestant is waiting... fs: Well, I think of bulimia as an illness suffered primarily by women. And I think of Navy people as more likely to throw up from seasickness than from bulimia. So I'll say 2%. Contestant: I disagree. MC: 7%! squirrel is wrong, so you get the block. fs: Congratulations, you got the square! May I go home now, please? MC: NO!!! and so on. Only a couple more posts to go to get out of this nightmare.   Top

Kokoro 3899 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Thong Contest Judge" 04-24-01, 07:01 PM (EST) 20. "RE: LOL@Webby!.. No... correction... LOL@US!" LAST EDITED ON 04-24-01 AT 07:03 PM (EST) EDIT: LoL n/m I just read the other post ^_^ Ooooh watch out everyone there's a "crack" in the alliance. Yeah, maybe; If crack was slang for millionaire.   Top

VampKira 4433 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Jerry Springer Show Guest" 04-24-01, 07:48 PM (EST) 21. "RE: LOL@Webby!.. No... correction... LOL@US!" One Question: When I go on the Springer show.. may I please have the seat closest to Steve the security guy? *wink* w.l.s.f.c. One fish. Two fish. Lum fish. Hue fish.(and a shout out to Sat!) "I'm gonna take a bath so the whole tent doesn't smell like ass at the end of the night" - The late, and often absent, Nick Brown   Top

flying squirrel 290 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Network TV Show Guest Star" 04-24-01, 08:16 PM (EST) 23. "Way to go, VampKira" LAST EDITED ON 04-24-01 AT 08:17 PM (EST) I'm going to use my 100th post to offer congratulations to VampKira on her 1200th post, directly above! Finally, no more Hollywood Squares. I can relax again.   Top

Dalton 1271 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Beef Jerky Spokesperson" 04-25-01, 00:02 AM (EST) 31. "RE: Way to go, VampKira" Big WOW for the VAMPY --- hitting 1200 DAW's..... the "Twilight Zone: The Movie" level....where NOBODY EVER SLEEPS!!! And to Flying Squirrel....your brand of offbeat humor qualifys as "Game Show Host"....as long as we're NOT talking Wink Martindale; cripes Wink is a cuecardless idiot. Dalton   Top

IceCat 17415 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 04-24-01, 08:31 PM (EST) 24. "OMGlick... WTG Vampy!" 1200... the mind boggles...   Top

VampKira 4433 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Jerry Springer Show Guest" 04-25-01, 04:45 AM (EST) 32. "RE: OMGlick... WTG Vampy!" Close, CatScan... close... "The Mind Wobbles" w.l.s.f.c. One fish. Two fish. Lum fish. Hue fish.(and a shout out to Sat!) "I'm gonna take a bath so the whole tent doesn't smell like ass at the end of the night" - The late, and often absent, Nick Brown   Top

ItzLisa 3350 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Car Show Celebrity" 04-25-01, 07:01 AM (EST) 33. "RE: OMGlick... WTG Vampy!" Go Vamps!!! With a number that big, you're entitled to throw Jerry Springer himself across the stage! ************************************** W.L.S.F.C. - NY chapter Bubbles: I am not Bubbles! Bubbles is not who I am. I am the one, the only, single, solitary doer of dastardly deeds. Purveyor of pestilence, interloper of lawlessness, menace to mankind, I am bad, I am evil, I am Moooojo Jojo! Hahaahaa! Mojo: I do not talk like that! The way I communicate is much different. I do not reiterate, repeat, reinstate the same thing, over and over again. I am clear, concise, to the point. I ..* (From the episode "Los Dos Mojos")   Top

VampKira 4433 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Jerry Springer Show Guest" 04-25-01, 07:07 AM (EST) 34. "RE: OMGlick... WTG Vampy!" yea! Lookie Supe! Lisa and Da Gurlz will be here for my party! LOL.. yea!! *wink* w.l.s.f.c. One fish. Two fish. Lum fish. Hue fish.(and a shout out to Sat!) "I'm gonna take a bath so the whole tent doesn't smell like ass at the end of the night" - The late, and often absent, Nick Brown   Top

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