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Cherberrie 1285 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Beef Jerky Spokesperson" 04-22-01, 10:49 PM (EST) "Leif Roast" LAST EDITED ON 04-22-01 AT 10:52 PM (EST) Let's surprise Leifsy with a threaded dedicated to him! Call it a roasting of sorts. I heard he won't be around until the first week in May so we all have plenty of time to leave our special messages for him! I'll go first: There was a time when Leif was mine That time was long ago. Now he flirts with all the girls Poor Cher is left behind. My friends all tell me let him go He'll always be a flirt. I find it hard to turn my back He really was my first! My Leifsy is so brave so bold I long to hold him close. I wait each day with bated breath I hope he will return.   Top

Subject     Author     Message Date     ID    RE: Leif Roast Monkeyboy 04-22-01 1    RE: Leif Roast BluSavana 04-23-01 2        what a waste of thread Typoman 04-23-01 3            RE: what a waste of thread BluSavana 04-23-01 4            Learn how to play the "board" game! Cherberrie 04-23-01 5                get with the thread Cher dear Typoman 04-23-01 6                    RE: get with the thread Cher dear Cherberrie 04-23-01 7                        To Typoman AyatollahKhomeini 04-23-01 13            RE: what a waste of thread Dalton 04-23-01 8                RE: what a waste of thread Cherberrie 04-23-01 9                    RE: what a waste of thread Kokoro 04-23-01 11                        User option AyatollahKhomeini 04-23-01 14  RE: Leif Roast Kokoro 04-23-01 10    RE: Leif Roast Drive My Car 04-23-01 12  RE: Leif Roast VampKira 04-23-01 15    RE: Leif Roast Monkeyboy 04-24-01 16        awesome MB BadAs 04-24-01 17        RE: Leif Roast George Tirebiter 04-24-01 18            RE: Leif Roast VampKira 04-24-01 19                RE: Leif Roast George Tirebiter 04-24-01 20                RE: Leif Roast mistofleas 04-24-01 24                RE: Leif Roast Kokoro 04-24-01 26            RE: Leif Roast Cherberrie 04-24-01 21                I'm following you! George Tirebiter 04-24-01 22                    Cherberrie Irisheyes 04-24-01 23                        RE: Cherberrie Cherberrie 04-24-01 28                            RE: Cherberrie Irisheyes 04-25-01 31                                RE: Cherberrie Cherberrie 04-25-01 32                                    RE: Cherberrie Irisheyes 04-25-01 33                RE: Leif Roast Dalton 04-24-01 25                    RE: Leif Roast Drive My Car 04-24-01 27                        RE: Leif's Toast Monkeyboy 04-25-01 29                            How many Vikings does it take... Typoman 04-25-01 30  Last chance to roast Leif before he... Cherberrie 04-28-01 34    RE: Last chance to roast Leif befor... Dalton 04-28-01 35        My final roasting of Leif! Monkeyboy 04-30-01 36            I miss Leif VampKira 04-30-01 37                Oh Good Grief... IceCat 04-30-01 39  SLIDIN' IN UNDER THE WIRE!!! ItzLisa 04-30-01 38  BUMP! George Tirebiter 05-01-01 40    BUMP! ItzLisa 05-01-01 41        RE: BUMP! George Tirebiter 05-01-01 42            RE: BUMP Leify IF He Doesn't bring.... Dalton 05-01-01 43  RE: That's right, he's back..... Leif Eriksen 05-01-01 44    RE: That's right, he's back..... Drive My Car 05-01-01 45        RE: That's right, he's back..... Leif Eriksen 05-01-01 48    RE: That's right, he's back..... George Tirebiter 05-01-01 46        RE: That's right, he's back..... Leif Eriksen 05-01-01 47            RE: That's right, he's back..... mistofleas 05-01-01 49                RE: That's right, he's back..... Leif Eriksen 05-01-01 50                    RE: That's right, he's back..... mistofleas 05-02-01 56            *pout pout pout* George Tirebiter 05-02-01 55    RE: That's right, he's back..... Cherberrie 05-01-01 51        RE: That's right, he's back..... VampKira 05-01-01 52            RE: That's right, he's back..... Leif Eriksen 05-02-01 54        RE: That's right, he's back..... Leif Eriksen 05-02-01 53    RE: That's right, he's back..... ItzLisa 05-02-01 57

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Monkeyboy 1224 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Politically Incorrect Guest" 04-22-01, 11:51 PM (EST) 1. "RE: Leif Roast" Uhh ...Cher...that doesn't sound like a roast! More like a declaration of unrequited love for the Leifster! Now here's a roast! ------------- Leif, In your abscence, Cher has taken me on as her new lover. I'm sorry, but your indifference to her love got old!   Top

BluSavana 694 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Reality Show Commentator" 04-23-01, 10:35 AM (EST) 2. "RE: Leif Roast" MonkeyBoy, antagonism isn't the way into a woman's heart. Its like dipping pigtails in an inkwell, sooner or later, ur crush is gonna pound you into the playground. *smile* Blu Stop eye-balling me Recruit Lemon!   Top

Typoman 55 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Hollywood Squares Square" 04-23-01, 10:53 AM (EST) 3. "what a waste of thread" nuff said   Top

BluSavana 694 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Reality Show Commentator" 04-23-01, 10:56 AM (EST) 4. "RE: what a waste of thread" I beg to differ Typoman! The Ole Salt Dog is sorely missed, and not just by Cher. Vikings don't need vacations! Leify-One, sail ur viking ship back to these shores....Blu Stop eye-balling me Recruit Lemon!   Top

Cherberrie 1285 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Beef Jerky Spokesperson" 04-23-01, 12:07 PM (EST) 5. "Learn how to play the "board" game!" LOL at Typoman! Let me tell you how this board game is played. First off, this is the off-topic board so anything goes (within SB rules, that is). Secondly, you don't have to read it if the thread doesn't match your opinion or meet your standards of what a thread should like like! LOL (again) at Typoman.   Top

Typoman 55 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Hollywood Squares Square" 04-23-01, 12:39 PM (EST) 6. "get with the thread Cher dear" that was my addition to the Leif Roast. Since BA is not here to add his two cents to his fav viking, I think he would have said EXACTLY what I said. To Leif : What a waste of thread!! Trust me Leif will get a kick out of it. LOL @ Cher   Top

Cherberrie 1285 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Beef Jerky Spokesperson" 04-23-01, 01:04 PM (EST) 7. "RE: get with the thread Cher dear" >Since BA is not here to add his two cents... BA has plenty of time to respond to this thread as Leifsy won't be back for two weeks! And, if BA still isn't around in the next two weeks, he can always respond to it AFTER Leifsy returns. I await BA's response with bated breath! P.S. Are you sure you aren't BA in disquise? LOL at Typoman AND BA!   Top

AyatollahKhomeini 2008 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Roller Coaster Inaugurator" 04-23-01, 08:12 PM (EST) 13. "To Typoman" >Are you sure you aren't BA in disquise? See, Typoman? I didn't give it away after all!   Top

Dalton 1271 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Beef Jerky Spokesperson" 04-23-01, 02:06 PM (EST) 8. "RE: what a waste of thread" LAST EDITED ON 04-23-01 AT 04:59 PM (EST) Typonam....Since you're new here/hehehe....your LeifyBaby imitation needs some fleshing out: "What a Waste of Thread: Just guessing. That's all!!! Leif Erikson" NOTE: Leif couldn't leave it at "nuff said"...he would have to add something inane/silly....sigh. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ OH and to CHER......Seems there IS a "time limitation for editing one's own post" after all..... But don't ya know by the time I had researched it and came back to OT to post..... KOKORORO had already supplied the correct answer. Which is ya have 1440 minutes to EDIT. Dalton   Top

Cherberrie 1285 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Beef Jerky Spokesperson" 04-23-01, 04:14 PM (EST) 9. "RE: what a waste of thread" >Seems to me "Dalton" can post any lil >ole friggin thingy her heart desires about the Viking >in this post.......... >and still come back in and EDIT out the "good" bad >parts before he gets back in May to READ it. Be careful, Dalton, because you don't have two weeks free editing! I believe the "edit" capability on a post only works for the first few hours after a post is made.   Top

Kokoro 3899 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Thong Contest Judge" 04-23-01, 04:44 PM (EST) 11. "RE: what a waste of thread" 24 Hours, Cher ^_~ Ooooh watch out everyone there's a "crack" in the alliance. Yeah, maybe; If crack was slang for millionaire.   Top

AyatollahKhomeini 2008 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Roller Coaster Inaugurator" 04-23-01, 08:17 PM (EST) 14. "User option" I believe that maximum edit time is a user-specified option in DC Scripts (the user being Webby). The good thing about setting the option at 24 hours is that it prevents me from going back and editing my picks for the Final Four in S1! (Yeah, yeah, Richard wins, that's what I said all the time, didn't I? I'm sure I must have...)   Top

Kokoro 3899 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Thong Contest Judge" 04-23-01, 04:43 PM (EST) 10. "RE: Leif Roast" Okay, I'm on a poetry rush so: "Ode to Leif" Oh gentle Viking, Under the influence Of noisy fingers, And impatient tounge. A silent victim Of her promises And rampant imagination. Bring your longboat, And your funny hat, too; Out from beneath Her grand mountains of Disillusion, shining upon Native lands, thus refining your fearful desperation. OMG! <click> Damnit, I think I'm starting to make sense! Hmmm....I may have to rewrite this later.... Ooooh watch out everyone there's a "crack" in the alliance. Yeah, maybe; If crack was slang for millionaire.   Top

Drive My Car 20045 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 04-23-01, 05:10 PM (EST) 12. "RE: Leif Roast" KK!!!!! Shoot, I was gonna post on the poem thread, but no I realize how bad I suck rocks. Dangit. This Kid is brilliant Y'all. Oh wait the purpose was to Flame (oops) I mean Roast the Viking. I wish I had some really scathing thing to say about him, but he lets me drive his Beemer (he recently promoted me to Drive My Benz) Hell, the guy loves me, what bad thing can I say about him? Oh Oh, except maybe a bit of his Viking speak has invaded my everyday life- just the other day my 9 yr old daughter said something, and then added..... (you guessed it!) "just askin' that's all" I was stunned. I asked her where she had heard such a thing! Then Hubby says, "from you , you say it all the time" Damned Leif, your speech of ancient Vikings had invaded my Home. You rotton Ancient Maritine Explorer you. There, consider the Viking Flamed (oops) roasted, by the BUG. Drive My Benz   Top

VampKira 4433 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Jerry Springer Show Guest" 04-23-01, 08:59 PM (EST) 15. "RE: Leif Roast" Leifsy... What can I possibly say about him, except durn him for taking off when we had so much going on around here! Do you realize how many smart ass remarks we had to go without because you decided to dissappear for a few weeks?? I mean, the Shakes thing alone would have brought forth from you many a barb, no doubt! So hurry back so I can give you a hug! Miss you much! "Batsy" w.l.s.f.c. One fish. Two fish. Lum fish. Hue fish.(and a shout out to Sat!) "I'm gonna take a bath so the whole tent doesn't smell like ass at the end of the night" - The late, and often absent, Nick Brown   Top

Monkeyboy 1224 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Politically Incorrect Guest" 04-24-01, 12:19 PM (EST) 16. "RE: Leif Roast" How about a limerick? ------------------- There once was an obnoxious Viking, who's posts were not everyone's liking. He went too far, flaming "Drive My Car", So Webbie sent the Nordic one hiking!   Top

BadAs 372 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Cooking Show Host" 04-24-01, 04:33 PM (EST) 17. "awesome MB" BA " Attention: Attention Whore Postings. (For Chrissake)"   Top

George Tirebiter 2982 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Howard Stern Show Guest" 04-24-01, 04:45 PM (EST) 18. "RE: Leif Roast" I don't have a good history with limericks but I will make an attempt, if only to keep this topic near the top, lest we forget it (as IF!). There once was a poor Viking wife Who put up with the asshole for life. Her husband's eye wandered To SB babes philandered, Apparently without domestic strife! (Sorry, but I have a nagging feeling Mrs. Leif either needs our admiration or pity. . .) There once was a Nordic marauder Who butted in where he shouldn't've oughta But with thirty-two siblings We can see how his feelings Would demand such whorish noteriety! Bleagh. Such horrible attempts to rhyme deserve another trip to the self-flame thread. . . Back to the old haiku for this weenie: Leif, my Viking bear Lovable Asshole, indeed Just wrasslin', that's all. (And what's the matter, nimrod? No computers in Europe?! You've missed the best part of the season!) GT   Top

VampKira 4433 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Jerry Springer Show Guest" 04-24-01, 05:03 PM (EST) 19. "RE: Leif Roast" >>>(And what's the matter, nimrod? No computers in Europe?! You've missed the best part of the season!)<<< Perhaps our Leifsy is a contestant on a reality show, and is now in the process of competition, and therefore cannot post! !! WOO HOO.. I'd LUUUVV that!! ( Think the Shakes thing has me suspicious of everyone! LOL) w.l.s.f.c. One fish. Two fish. Lum fish. Hue fish.(and a shout out to Sat!) "I'm gonna take a bath so the whole tent doesn't smell like ass at the end of the night" - The late, and often absent, Nick Brown   Top

George Tirebiter 2982 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Howard Stern Show Guest" 04-24-01, 05:10 PM (EST) 20. "RE: Leif Roast" LAST EDITED ON 04-24-01 AT 05:15 PM (EST) Whatever. I just hope he brings back something cool for me--and not one of those dorky things that says "My Viking conquered Europe, and all I got was this dumb t-shirt!" GT Preview, THEN Post!   Top

mistofleas 8043 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 04-24-01, 05:54 PM (EST) 24. "RE: Leif Roast" You know Vampy, that was my first thought too! I tried and tried to think of any reality show that Leifsy would even remotely qualify for but for the life of me can't think of a reality show that would involve lots of women and 24/7 rounds of golf! mistofleas   Top

Kokoro 3899 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Thong Contest Judge" 04-24-01, 07:14 PM (EST) 26. "RE: Leif Roast" I vote Liz, 'cause if Shakes isn't, someone has to be. *crosses fingers* Ooooh watch out everyone there's a "crack" in the alliance. Yeah, maybe; If crack was slang for millionaire.   Top

Cherberrie 1285 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Beef Jerky Spokesperson" 04-24-01, 05:26 PM (EST) 21. "RE: Leif Roast" >There once was a poor Viking wife >Who put up with the asshole for life. >Her husband's eye wandered >To SB babes philandered, >Apparently without domestic strife! Wowie, GT!!! I'm impressed! You should try that more often! That limerick fits Leifsy to a tee! (No pun intended cause I believe he is off golfing.)   Top

George Tirebiter 2982 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Howard Stern Show Guest" 04-24-01, 05:36 PM (EST) 22. "I'm following you!" Man, Cher, you're all over here, all the sudden! And thank you for the kind words--I really wondered if I should bother with my lame antics--but then again, I have such a long way to go, to get rid of this "herbal concoction dealer" tag, I figured anything's worth a ka]ching! GT   Top

Irisheyes 276 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Network TV Show Guest Star" 04-24-01, 05:40 PM (EST) 23. "Cherberrie" Why the obessession? I've always been curious? And Typoman, LET HER BE Colby Rules!   Top

Cherberrie 1285 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Beef Jerky Spokesperson" 04-24-01, 08:38 PM (EST) 28. "RE: Cherberrie" I.E...huh? Obsession? Which of my obsessions are you alluding to?   Top

Irisheyes 276 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Network TV Show Guest Star" 04-25-01, 01:17 PM (EST) 31. "RE: Cherberrie" The obesession with Leif. I was being pissy when I wrote this. Believe you me, I have obesessions too. Colby Rules!   Top

Cherberrie 1285 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Beef Jerky Spokesperson" 04-25-01, 05:05 PM (EST) 32. "RE: Cherberrie" LOL @ I.E.! You were getting pissy with me? Hard to believe! LOL @ myself. Our cyber-relationship started last summer during the airing of Survivor I. I don't remember exactly who started it (Leif or me) but we have been going back and forth with this cyber-love thing for almost a year! Sorry if it bothers you. I think of it as "old hat" around these parts. Sort of like these other "old hat" things: -- "Top Ten" from Superman -- Unofficial newbie greetings from Drive my Car -- Blood bath from Vamp -- Chatter from ItzLisa -- Episode summaries from Shakes -- Cyber-love between Cher and Leif -- Amber-love with Survivoreist -- Anyone-love with Monkeyboy (LOL)   Top

Irisheyes 276 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Network TV Show Guest Star" 04-25-01, 05:32 PM (EST) 33. "RE: Cherberrie" I wasn't pissy at you, I was just pissy and took it out on you. No biggie. I know that you and Leif have a cyber thing going, it's always cracked me up. Colby Rules!   Top

Dalton 1271 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Beef Jerky Spokesperson" 04-24-01, 06:31 PM (EST) 25. "RE: Leif Roast" >>There once was a poor Viking wife >>Who put up with the asshole for life. >>Her husband's eye wandered >>To SB babes philandered, >>Apparently without domestic strife! > >Wowie, GT!!! I'm impressed! >You should try that more >often! Cherberrie...can I jump on the "Wowie GT" Band wagon with you, please; I can't rhyme or hikido worth a darn. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ >That limerick fits >Leifsy to a tee! >(No pun intended cause I >believe he is off golfing.) Ah So...I See Now --- My ex-husband used to go "off golfing" too.....until I found out about the "looting, pillaging, raping and renting babes" part of the World of Golfing. Hehehehe...LeifyBaby is "going for a Birdie on No. 14!!".... hope he's had his shaft reworked and is not leavin his putts short!!! (Golf Widow talk) Dalton   Top

Drive My Car 20045 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 04-24-01, 08:07 PM (EST) 27. "RE: Leif Roast" Note to self- no more Golf for Hubby Love all the peoms Limericks and Haiku, what a unique and talented group of friends I have EBug   Top

Monkeyboy 1224 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Politically Incorrect Guest" 04-25-01, 11:22 AM (EST) 29. "RE: Leif's Toast" Hmmmm.....sounds like I've been golfing with a pretty tame group of friends. I need to get into a new foursome, cause it sounds like I'm missing out on all the real action just playing golf. Question: How many Vikings does it take to screw in a light bulb? Answer: It doesn't matter how many Vikings you have...do it yourself! (I just made that up! Pretty bad, eh?)   Top

Typoman 55 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Hollywood Squares Square" 04-25-01, 11:41 AM (EST) 30. "How many Vikings does it take..." To screw in a lightbulb? One, But he gets 3 College credits for doing it!! TM   Top

Cherberrie 1285 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Beef Jerky Spokesperson" 04-28-01, 09:10 AM (EST) 34. "Last chance to roast Leif before he comes home!" Look at the time my SB fans It's time to post your roast The Viking's ship is just offshore He'll be around here soon I'd hate for you to miss this chance To roast our favorite friend So make your reply while you can It sure will make us smile As a roasty post on this board Is never something dull!   Top

Dalton 1271 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Beef Jerky Spokesperson" 04-28-01, 06:51 PM (EST) 35. "RE: Last chance to roast Leif before he comes home!" Leify only crossed my --- "How Dare You Say That!!!" line one time....LOL. He had the unmitigated gall to question the authenticty of my Winston Churchill quotation!!!! The NERVE of some men!! Especially after I had spent a damn 20 minutes looking up a Winston Churchill quotation in my old Bartlett's that fit as a reply to his original W.C. quotation... well, dammit I was as mad as a, aaaah, bobcat in a gunny sack!!! Then as if that weren't BAD enough....the Viking rambled that my quotation (even if it were legit.... cause the british parliment didn't meet in yada..... like HE was there and personally knew it...gag: ego) .....MY reply quote didn't make sense to HIM as a counterpoint.... Well DUH...if I have to explain them; then forgetaboutit!! After that little spat was over ole MonkeyShines started in "Slingin poop about the dreaded T" and Leif and Dalton became great friends....hehehe...with a common enemy. That's honestly about as well flamed as I can do the Viking except to say that his infernal "just asking; that's all"; "just guessing; that's all", tags drive me batty because now I find (IRL) I'm saying that too & it's annoying as hell!!! LOL@me. Dalton PS. When ya hang around with Vikings; ya end up with a furry-horned hat... ya can nail over your front door to warn off other "loveable assholes".   Top

Monkeyboy 1224 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Politically Incorrect Guest" 04-30-01, 04:20 PM (EST) 36. "My final roasting of Leif!" I never knew it was possible for someone to bite, suck, and blow at the same time......until I came across Leif! More Viking jokes: Q: Why did the viking cross the road? A: He got thrown out of a Vegas casino! Q: How do you know if the viking has been in your refrigerator? A: He leaves footprints in the butter. Q: Why did the viking cross the road? A: He secretly wanted to be American. When Leif turned 30, he started walking 5 miles a day. Now he's almost 50...and we don't know where he is. (bada boom) Just roasting...that's all! "Monkey reminds me of my friends at home!"   Top

VampKira 4433 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Jerry Springer Show Guest" 04-30-01, 04:50 PM (EST) 37. "I miss Leif" I miss Leif. I'll try to make this brief. He is a heart thief. Without him I feel grief. I would gave gotten him something from the barrier reef. But then I'd be in a police station talking to a Chief. So I'll settle for giving him a side of beef, Or a drawing with a Viking motif.. When he returns it will be a relief. I miss Leif. w.l.s.f.c. "When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried before." -Mae West Du ar min hjälte, Supermänniska   Top

IceCat 17415 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 04-30-01, 07:44 PM (EST) 39. "Oh Good Grief..." Oh my goodness grief, That is rhyming beyond belief, So for for you, Miss Pointy Teeth, Please accept this festive wreath!   Top

ItzLisa 3350 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Car Show Celebrity" 04-30-01, 05:06 PM (EST) 38. "SLIDIN' IN UNDER THE WIRE!!!" SHANE!!! COME BACK SHANE!!! Come on, EyLeif!!! We miss you! ************************************** W.L.S.F.C. - NY chapter Mojo Jojo: "Excuse me sir, but can you direct me to the location of where I can locate some eggs for I would like to purchase them so that I can take them home with me and I can eat them today. And maybe tomorrow."   Top

George Tirebiter 2982 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Howard Stern Show Guest" 05-01-01, 03:21 PM (EST) 40. "BUMP!" (Leify--I hope you appreciate the lengths we've gone to make asses of ourselves on your account! My only consolation is that this should be as painful to read as it was to concoct. . .) Our lovable asshole's been on a protracted absence-- If he ever returns, will anyone notice? Canadia's given us a Cat in his stead Who's not afraid to abide flowing locks on his head. Our resident Clown has sufficiently entertained With pathetic stabs at suspense and whorish fame. Our benevolent towelhead remains the voice of reason (And he's been so kind as to toss in 60's quotes for me, this season). Spoilers gave us sleeeeeeve and other brainiac gents Whose bulging brains are as awesome as Shakes' giant tent. Our BA turned Typoman, Shakes, and then Supe Without you to bicker with, was he thrown for a loop? And Monkeyboy has been on a rollercoaster of hormones, First loving--then hating--that Tamia moron. The SB babes have become their own fearsome force, As sex, wit, and feistiness put the men in their place. Survivor, itself, has brought its share of pleasure and pain By the time you return, it'll be the end of the game! And you, wanton traveller, besides breaking Cher's heart, Have left us a void, like baked beans without farts. We've had to do battle with feebs who come, go, and stay Without your sharp tongue to come save the day. Your work is cut out if you're to atone for your absence; You can begin by revealing what you've brought us for presents! (And I'll repeat--I'd better not get something cheap, like "My Viking conquered Europe--and all I got was this lousy t-shirt!") We've missed you, bruddah! GT   Top

ItzLisa 3350 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Car Show Celebrity" 05-01-01, 03:40 PM (EST) 41. "BUMP!" THAT WAS BEAUTIFUL, MAN!!!! >And you, wanton traveller, besides breaking Cher's heart, Have left us a void, like baked beans without farts. *** (*wipes away a sentimental tear*) Oh, Georgia, you're gonna have me bawlin' like LisLis! *Sniffle!* >Your work is cut out if you're to atone for your absence; You can begin by revealing what you've brought us for presents! *** (*stops crying*) Presents??? >(And I'll repeat--I'd better not get something cheap, like "My Viking conquered Europe--and all I got was this lousy t-shirt!") *** Yeah!!! Or those dumb little wobbly head Viking dolls that they have in every single gift shop in the world! ************************************** W.L.S.F.C. - NY chapter Bubbles: "Er, um, excuse me? Mr. Monster? I was wondering if you would, er, be so kind as to stop destroying Townsville? We like our town very, very much and I would appreciate it if you would just leave. Pretty please with sugerlumps on top?"   Top

George Tirebiter 2982 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Howard Stern Show Guest" 05-01-01, 03:49 PM (EST) 42. "RE: BUMP!" Thanks, Itz! I'm glad to see the effort wasn't wasted. I had wondered if I'd stretched it a bit with the fart line, but it hardly seemed worth finding a thesaurus (and I now have an uncontrollable urge to include ass references, whenever Cher is involved ). I say we've made enough lame entries here to qualify for some damned fine goodies--hope we don't have to sit on him to get him to cough up something appropriate! GT   Top

Dalton 1271 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Beef Jerky Spokesperson" 05-01-01, 04:31 PM (EST) 43. "RE: BUMP Leify IF He Doesn't bring....." back "ill-gotten gains".....I mean, PRESENTS FOR ALL THE SB BABES!!! (Uhh ohh, "foreshadowing"---hint, hint, hint!!). Dalton PS to GT: I thought the "fart" line was the best part really!!!   Top

Leif Eriksen 1179 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Politically Incorrect Guest" 05-01-01, 04:35 PM (EST) 44. "RE: That's right, he's back....." Thaks to all for their very kind and funny comments, except from some new goof named Typoman (typos? lousy spelling is more like it). I laughed and laughed. Of course I brought everyone a present, you each get a tin of King Oscar Sardines, medium, headless & gutted, in olive oil. "lovable asshole-type" Leif Eriksen   Top

Drive My Car 20045 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 05-01-01, 04:40 PM (EST) 45. "RE: That's right, he's back....." You are so funny! Sardines? Welcome back anyway Leif, but I'll pass on the gift. EBug   Top

Leif Eriksen 1179 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Politically Incorrect Guest" 05-01-01, 05:16 PM (EST) 48. "RE: That's right, he's back....." Think about it, Drive My Ferrari, the sardines are real good with foccacia bread and some slices of Buffalo Mozzarella. If not I may have some proscuitto left over that you can have. "lovable asshole-type" Leif Eriksen   Top

George Tirebiter 2982 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Howard Stern Show Guest" 05-01-01, 04:53 PM (EST) 46. "RE: That's right, he's back....." The sardine threat had better be a joke (we've already got a supplier, thank you very little!). I want something MAJOR, given the amount of arse-kissing I did here!!! (Despite my disappointment in your choice of booty, I AM thrilled to see your ugly mug back here!!) GT   Top

Leif Eriksen 1179 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Politically Incorrect Guest" 05-01-01, 05:12 PM (EST) 47. "RE: That's right, he's back....." Oh, gee....I forgot you only eat veggies, Tirekisser...I will see if I have any Italian Potato Chips left. Would that be OK? "lovable asshole-type" Leif Eriksen   Top

mistofleas 8043 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 05-01-01, 05:18 PM (EST) 49. "RE: That's right, he's back....." Lettuce Leif!!! I missed you babe! *gives big smoochies to the viking* How were the links across the pond? Hope you kicked some serious Scottish butt over there. *holds out her hand for her present* And it better not be sardines! Gross! mistofleas   Top

Leif Eriksen 1179 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Politically Incorrect Guest" 05-01-01, 05:43 PM (EST) 50. "RE: That's right, he's back....." Fleabag, maybe you can't see straight.....my gift --is-- sardines, didn't you read my post? Sardines, sardines and more sardines for your peruse and enjoyment. Stick that little needle-like mouth of yours into that flavorful olive oil and suck until you are round as a marble. M-m-m good. "lovable asshole-type" Leif Eriksen   Top

mistofleas 8043 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 05-02-01, 02:18 PM (EST) 56. "RE: That's right, he's back....." >Fleabag, maybe you can't see straight.....my >gift --is-- sardines, didn't you >read my post? First of all...I so missed being called Fleabag! Welcome home again. And second of all...yeah, I read your post and I still have a glimmer of hope that you'll change your mind and not give the flea stinky fish. >Stick that little needle-like mouth >of yours into that flavorful >olive oil and suck until >you are round as a >marble. M-m-m good. I'm trying to watch my weight and I'm sure that Sardines are not on my list of "how to keep a slim flea waist" foods to eat. Can I have one of those T-shirts GT is talking about? *bats her eyes* mistofleas   Top

George Tirebiter 2982 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Howard Stern Show Guest" 05-02-01, 01:52 PM (EST) 55. "*pout pout pout*" I had hoped for something of a more substantial sentimental value. or money. I'd settle for the damned t-shirt, at this point! GT   Top

Cherberrie 1285 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Beef Jerky Spokesperson" 05-01-01, 09:53 PM (EST) 51. "RE: That's right, he's back....." Welcome back, Leif! We missed you...I missed you! Cherberrie   Top

VampKira 4433 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Jerry Springer Show Guest" 05-01-01, 11:25 PM (EST) 52. "RE: That's right, he's back....." LAST EDITED ON 05-01-01 AT 11:27 PM (EST) OMG <click> OMG <click> OMG <click> OMG <click> OMG <click> ***broke the damn counter*** *** Runs and jumps into Leif's arms and hugs him like she hasn't seen him for two thousand years!!!!*** You buttmunch! I missed you, you know! Sheesh! *tears in her eyes* Welcome home honey.. see how much you are loved??? *smiles with tear running down her cheek* Leifsy... Send me a heads up on the message thing as to how much fun you had while you were gone.. I sure missed you.. Did you know some of us considered that you may be Shakes at one point?? Oh yes doll... you missed quite a bit... LOL An observation though... *wink*.. Awful funny that Oscar has been absent as well.. Then today he posts on BA/Typoman's thread, and then lo and behold (my loving Viking) Leif posts the same day..( and gives everyone sardines fer crissakes!!!!!) Hmmmm. The mind wobbles... * big grin* w.l.s.f.c. "When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried before." -Mae West Du ar min hjälte, Supermänniska   Top

Leif Eriksen 1179 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Politically Incorrect Guest" 05-02-01, 10:13 AM (EST) 54. "RE: That's right, he's back....." Batsy, my dear and lovely winged wonder, thank you for such a lovely welcome back. Thank you, thank you. *Hey, keep those canines away from my neck!!!!* By the way, I knew you had more than bats in your bellfry...good detective work. When do you want your sardines? Who had the audacity to come up with the idea that The Great and Glorious Viking was a CLOWN? Sounds like something old Typoman would do. (you are never going to get a Viking nickname, Typoman, never) "lovable asshole-type" Leif Eriksen   Top

Leif Eriksen 1179 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Politically Incorrect Guest" 05-02-01, 10:00 AM (EST) 53. "RE: That's right, he's back....." Thank you My Cherie, thank you. I missed you too. "lovable asshole-type" Leif Eriksen   Top

ItzLisa 3350 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Car Show Celebrity" 05-02-01, 02:34 PM (EST) 57. "RE: That's right, he's back....." Aaaaaaah, sooooo good to have our Leify back!!!! *Smooches the Viking while digging through his backpack for gifties* ************************************** W.L.S.F.C. - NY chapter Bubbles: "Er, um, excuse me? Mr. Monster? I was wondering if you would, er, be so kind as to stop destroying Townsville? We like our town very, very much and I would appreciate it if you would just leave. Pretty please with sugerlumps on top?"   Top

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