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"Right now on Oprah:"
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Estee 57126 desperate attention whore postings
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05-19-06, 03:55 PM (EST)
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"Right now on Oprah:"
A dog born with only two hind legs, that has learned to get around by balancing upright and walking human-style.

The dog has written this really inspirational book with an uplifting ending and spiritual morals throughout, but there's also this rumor going around that the dog actually has all four legs and is using special sleeves to conceal the front two until such time as the book reaches the quarter-million sold mark. Further investigations to follow.

(This is sweeps? At least Tom Cruise barked and jumped up on the furniture.)

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  Subject     Author     Message Date     ID  
 RE: Right now on Oprah: brvnkrz 05-19-06 1
   RE: Right now on Oprah: Tahj 05-19-06 2
 RE: Right now on Oprah: PagongRatEater 05-19-06 3
 RE: Right now on Oprah: mrc 05-19-06 4
   RE: Right now on Oprah: Estee 05-19-06 5
       RE: Right now on Oprah: mrc 05-19-06 6
           RE: Right now on Oprah: Estee 05-19-06 7
               RE: Right now on Oprah: mrc 05-19-06 8
                   RE: Right now on Oprah: Estee 05-19-06 9
                       RE: Right now on Oprah: mrc 05-19-06 10
 RE: Right now on Oprah: ARnutz 05-19-06 11
   RE: Right now on Oprah: mrc 05-19-06 13
       RE: Right now on Oprah: ARnutz 05-19-06 14
 RE: Right now on Oprah: Brownroach 05-19-06 12

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brvnkrz 20491 desperate attention whore postings
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05-19-06, 03:56 PM (EST)
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1. "RE: Right now on Oprah:"
Star Jones is on Oprah? Oh no, nevermind, you said dog, not cow.


One nation under George, divided.

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Tahj 4136 desperate attention whore postings
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05-19-06, 04:03 PM (EST)
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2. "RE: Right now on Oprah:"
Well hiss and spit. We got the cats on OT. Lol.


Moves courtesy of Syren

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PagongRatEater 12996 desperate attention whore postings
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05-19-06, 04:04 PM (EST)
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3. "RE: Right now on Oprah:"
What a drag.


Pity groans appreciated, don't forget to tip your waiters.

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mrc 10113 desperate attention whore postings
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05-19-06, 04:06 PM (EST)
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4. "RE: Right now on Oprah:"
I thought you were dead.

(Is this the secret you were going to tell us?)

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Estee 57126 desperate attention whore postings
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05-19-06, 04:16 PM (EST)
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5. "RE: Right now on Oprah:"
I'm in a coma. Why else would I be watching Oprah?
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mrc 10113 desperate attention whore postings
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05-19-06, 04:30 PM (EST)
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6. "RE: Right now on Oprah:"
I've heard she's the Anti-Christ.
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Estee 57126 desperate attention whore postings
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05-19-06, 04:33 PM (EST)
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7. "RE: Right now on Oprah:"
So she's the last living descendant of Judas and his wife Star Jones?
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mrc 10113 desperate attention whore postings
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05-19-06, 04:54 PM (EST)
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8. "RE: Right now on Oprah:"
Silly Estee. Only someone suffering from postpartum depression or on prescription drugs would believe that story.
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Estee 57126 desperate attention whore postings
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05-19-06, 05:02 PM (EST)
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9. "RE: Right now on Oprah:"
So you're saying you believe it.

Oh, wait. Your drugs aren't prescription.

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mrc 10113 desperate attention whore postings
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05-19-06, 05:05 PM (EST)
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10. "RE: Right now on Oprah:"
True. I get my drugs on eBay.
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ARnutz 13937 desperate attention whore postings
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05-19-06, 05:31 PM (EST)
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11. "RE: Right now on Oprah:"
*whacks forehead*

Duh! I just realized who you were talking about. *snicker*

Nutz <--- is a little slow today!

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mrc 10113 desperate attention whore postings
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05-19-06, 06:10 PM (EST)
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13. "RE: Right now on Oprah:"
It's the Wild Turkey. You should really lay off of it.
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ARnutz 13937 desperate attention whore postings
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05-19-06, 06:19 PM (EST)
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14. "RE: Right now on Oprah:"
I don't think I've hit the Wild Turkey yet.

Mmmmm... turkey! Now, I'm hungry.

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Brownroach 15341 desperate attention whore postings
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05-19-06, 05:43 PM (EST)
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12. "RE: Right now on Oprah:"
Fool Oprah once, shame on Oprah. Fool Oprah twice, Armageddon ensues.



Bridge for sale to highest bidder. Call 1-800-BRroach.

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