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cahaya 19891 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 04-15-06, 03:06 PM (EST) "What's new in the labor ward?" A pregnant robot! Her name is Noelle. From a news story: Noelle's given birth in Afghanistan, California and dozens of points in between. She's a lifelike, pregnant robot used in increasing numbers of medical schools and hospital maternity wards. The full-sized, blond, pale mannequin is in demand because medicine is rapidly abandoning centuries-old training methods. She can labor for hours and produce a breach baby or unexpectedly give birth in a matter of minutes. She ultimately delivers a plastic doll that can change colors, from a healthy pink glow to the deadly blue of oxygen deficiency. The baby mannequin is wired to flash vital signs when hooked up to monitors. The computerized mannequins emit realistic pulse rates and can urinate and breathe. Ok, who gets to change the diapers? Noelle is probably too blond to do it herself. An Arkie Asian creation, with Foo dog images by Bob.   Top

Subject     Author     Message Date     ID    While she was giving birth... Spanky68 04-16-06 1  RE: What's new in the labor ward? dabo 04-16-06 2  RE: What's new in the labor ward? foonermints 04-16-06 3  RE: What's new in the labor ward? Estee 04-17-06 4

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Spanky68 8092 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 04-16-06, 00:00 AM (EST) 1. "While she was giving birth..." The father wasn't in the delivery room with her. He was out dancing the night away, before knocking up another robot. Don't believe me? men are such pigs sometimes!   Top

dabo 26942 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 04-16-06, 00:25 AM (EST) 2. "RE: What's new in the labor ward?" I always read robots were for replacing the labor force but I never thought it meant this! ARRRRRRR!!!!   Top

foonermints 14531 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 04-16-06, 00:54 AM (EST) 3. "RE: What's new in the labor ward?" So the ChenBot finally has a clone to do all the hard work. Just in time for her Summertime hour of horror.   Top

Estee 57126 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 04-17-06, 07:29 AM (EST) 4. "RE: What's new in the labor ward?" I swear, if this turns into an abortion thread, someone's gonna pay. ('Changing the batteries is baby-killing!')   Top

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