Now really, I sent you like two emails, you didn't respond. I created three different accounts, you disactivated all of them. I'm here now for probably only this one post, because you are going to destroy this account too.If you were me and I were you, wouldn't you want to just totally SPAM this place up and make everything unbearable? But you know what, I'm not gonna do that. Because believe it or not I'm not such a freak. I could go crazy RIGHT NOW, totally flooding this place. If I was crazy, I'd do that, but I'm not. You keep on disactivating me because you think I'm nuts, but don't you realize that if I were truly nuts, I would have sent you 20 million emails, maybe post here 20 million times, maybe do all kinds of crazy shit.
To all of you, I was:
1) dratsab
2) Squeeze My Lemon
3) BaconBurnout
I implore you to do a search and find ONE out of line post by any of those identities. I've been good, but since webby won't reply to emails or anything, I felt that this was the only action I could take right now. Posting this message like some sort of desperate pathetic freak.
In fact, many of you liked Squeezes summary. Webby, you even responded to him. A sig pic was made for him. He didnt cause any trouble. None of them caused any trouble. They didn't even reveal themselves, which they could have. I could have posted as Squeeze My Lemon "Hey everyone! It's me BigBastard!!", but I didn't because then you would have just delted him. (Which you did anyway!)
Look I'm not mad or anything. I'm perfectly content with lurking here. But I really just want another chance. I had 3 of them, and I didn't do anything wrong with them. I don't know what the deal is, but the least you could do is let me be another identity without me telling anyone. I don't get it, if nobody knows who I am, and I don't cause any trouble, then why delete me?
Sure, I've been begging you to give me my old name back, but I've come to accept that that will not happen. Still there is that little tiny speck of miniscule hope that maybe, just maybe it will happen.
If not though, why can't you just let me hide? Nobody knew, I didn't cause any trouble, what more do ya want?! 
It would be really cool if I could keep posting even as this identity. But if not, the next time you go checking IP adresses, could you at least wait for me to screw up before you delete me again? I think you'll see that I won't screw up. Hell I haven't with 3 different identities!
What else can I say? I'm not that crazy trolling freak you think I am. And dammit, it would be nice if some of the people here who actually found some stuff funny would step out of the shadow of protection and speak out. There were many people who found my admittedly strange sense of humor appealing. But they never spoke because they don't wanna look bad. You know who you are people. A few of you did speak up and I thank you for it.
Come one webby, I really hate having to bend down and beg like this. I just can't think of anything else to do. I dont wanna have to have a new ID every 2 weeks.
So really, I'm down on my knees here. BEGGING!!!! Begging like a starving dog! Can you give me another chance?
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