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"Jennifer Garner is knocked up!"
clemsonbeav 4208 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Jerry Springer Show Guest"
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05-09-05, 10:11 AM (EST)
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Source: http://www.baltimoresun.com/entertainment/news/bal-artslife-garner0509,0,6318282.story?coll=bal-entertainment-headlinesFrom Newsday Garner's new alias: 'mom'? Reports say 'Alias' star, Affleck, expecting a child; Couple said to be recently engaged Originally published May 9, 2005 LOS ANGELES - "Alias" star Jennifer Garner is expecting her first child, according to E! Online and E! News. Multiple sources close to Garner and beau Ben Affleck say the actress is three months along. News of the pregnancy comes just two weeks after several published reports claimed the couple were engaged. According to E! Online columnist Ted Casablanca, Affleck flew Garner's kin from West Virginia to California in April for his leading lady's 33rd birthday party. The question subsequently was popped in private, Casablanca reported. At the time, Affleck's rep described the reports as "garbage." There was no immediate comment from either actor's camp Saturday on Garner's pregnancy or whether a ceremony was in the offing. Despite the alleged pregnancy, Garner is keeping to her schedule. Her next big-screen project, Columbia Pictures' romantic drama, "Catch and Release," begins its shoot next week in Vancouver. The film co-stars Kevin Smith, Juliette Lewis and Timothy Oly- phant and marks the directorial debut of "Erin Brockovich" screenwriter Susannah Grant. But Garner's November due date could prove tricky for "Alias." ABC's spy thriller has wrapped for the season (the finale airs May 25), with the showslated to resume production in July. Producers must decide how to deal with her pregnancy, either by incorporating it into the show (remember, Sydney's eggs were harvested last season) or by trying to hide it. Considering the show's sky-high slinky outfit-to-episode ratio, a big belly would be hard to conceal. Further complicating matters, Garner performs most of her own stunts. Affleck, 32, and Garner co-starred on-screen before coupling off - he was Daredevil to her Elektra in 2003's "Daredevil," and cameoed with her in this year's "Elektra." They went public with their much-rumored romance last fall at Boston's Fenway Park during the World Series. Their pairing was dubbed Garfleck and Bennifer II. Garner was previously married to "Felicity" co-star Scott Foley. They split in 2003, and finalized their divorce in March 2004. The never-wed Affleck previously was engaged to Jennifer Lopez. That relationship ended with the scuttling of their September 2003 nuptials. Beav: Proud member of the inoffensive OT Triumvirate.
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J Slice 13166 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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05-09-05, 10:12 AM (EST)
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3. "RE: Jennifer Garner is knocked up!" |
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!A baby Affleck? ::kills self:: Jennifer, Jennifer... Michael Vartan is SO much better than Ben. Though I think the guy who plays Eric is the hottest.
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Estee 57126 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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05-09-05, 10:16 AM (EST)
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7. "RE: Jennifer Garner is knocked up!" |
You probably would have enjoyed twenty seconds of last night's Family Guy, except that it showed Affleck enjoying pot and that's more pleasure than you might want him to have.
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J Slice 13166 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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05-09-05, 10:23 AM (EST)
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12. "RE: Jennifer Garner is knocked up!" |
I was gravely disappointed in the quality of all of last night's cartoons.I mean, sure, the Simpsons has sucked for years now, and Family Guy is obnoxious, and American Dad's just Family Guy, but... You know what? I'm not sure why I had expectations to begin with. Are you familiar with the old robot saying, 'DOES NOT COMPUTE'?
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Estee 57126 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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05-09-05, 10:14 AM (EST)
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6. "RE: Jennifer Garner is knocked up!" |
Shhhh! This is our big chance to wipe them out!
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bacon 2824 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Howard Stern Show Guest"
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05-09-05, 10:21 AM (EST)
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11. "RE: Jennifer Garner is knocked up!" |
Normally I'd throw a trashcan at someone for such a comment, but my hateful energy is too focused on Ben and Jen right now.
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desert_rhino 10087 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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05-09-05, 10:13 AM (EST)
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5. "RE: Jennifer Garner is knocked up!" |
G-d damn it.
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KeithFan 7422 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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05-09-05, 10:31 AM (EST)
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14. "RE: Jennifer Garner is knocked up!" |
Man, I sure hope he didn't use the animal cracker bit.
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desert_rhino 10087 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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05-09-05, 10:39 AM (EST)
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17. "RE: I know that I am in the minority here ..." |
Tell you what, you take Ben, and I'll take your leftovers.
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bacon 2824 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Howard Stern Show Guest"
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05-09-05, 10:42 AM (EST)
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18. "My letter to Jennifer" |
LAST EDITED ON 05-09-05 AT 10:44 AM (EST)Dear Jennifer, I must say that the entire state of West Virginia is completely disappointed with you on this most tragic of days. Now I know what you were thinking. "I'm just a small town country girl. I know nothing about the big city lights and crazy nights of Hollywood. That place is totally foreign to me". But let's back up for a second. You meet J.J. Abrams and he gives you a small part in "Felicity". Then he's nice enough to cast you in "Alias", as the lead role! But then your lovelife starts to spiral out of control! You're ridiculously hot so it was obvious that multiple dudes would be hitting on you. And I know what you were thinking when Ben Affleck roled around. "Hey, I saw him in a movie once! He's a bigshot!". Unfortunately, that movie you saw him in was "Pearl Harbor". And it was a giant piece of crap. But you didn't bother doing any research on the guy. Not only was he in that love story(with the bombings of Pearl Harbor as the secondary story), but he was also in "Surviving Christmas, "Jersey Girl", "Armageddon", and for the love of God "Gigli"! Now you're feeling pretty stupid aren't you? You're thinking to yourself ""Gigli!" What the hell? He was in that?!". But it's too late. Now you have to spend the remainder of your days looking after his two idiot kids(the one in your stomach and Matt Damon). And now you get to hear that idiot say "Dah Pats beat da Stillers again, Jen!" and "Da Sox win da Series! Da Sox win da Series!" over and over and over again. You may be an ex-Mountaineer, but your colors are no longer blue and gold. Black will do. Cause that is now the color of your soul! Your ex-admirer, Bacon
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ladro 1168 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Politically Incorrect Guest"
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05-09-05, 10:48 AM (EST)
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20. "RE: Jennifer Garner is knocked up!" |
I 'heard' she had been artificially inseminated by some unscreened seamen from some random gay guy in order to protest the FDA ban.
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Devious Weasel 18756 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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05-09-05, 10:55 AM (EST)
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21. "RE: Jennifer Garner is knocked up!" |
LAST EDITED ON 05-09-05 AT 10:55 AM (EST)I like Ben Affleck. There. I've said it. I think he's a talented supporting actor, or as a lead in an ensemble, but he can't carry a picture even though people keep trying to get him to do so. Mock away. Chasing Amy. Dogma. Dazed and Confused. Good Will Hunting. Shakespeare in Love.
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Surveysez 2793 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Howard Stern Show Guest"
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05-09-05, 10:59 AM (EST)
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22. "RE: Jennifer Garner is knocked up!" |
What the Weasel said. Dogma is one of my all time favourite movies.
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Lisapooh 12664 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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05-09-05, 12:05 PM (EST)
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26. "RE: Jennifer Garner is knocked up!" |
I would do Ben Affleck twice on Sunday but I wouldn't want to procreate with his grungy ass.
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samboohoo 17173 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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05-09-05, 02:59 PM (EST)
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34. "RE: Jennifer Garner is knocked up!" |
Oh Gawd, now I have to see even more of her (literally) for another 6 months. I am so over her. Blech, blech, blech. Any chance she'll just go away in an effort to keep this baby "protected."Him, I really have no big opinion. He's nice to look at, but I certainly wouldn't miss him if he went away. Icey bounced my DiceyWhat are the odds that J-Lo will be pregnant by summer's end?
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TechNoir 9741 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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05-09-05, 06:43 PM (EST)
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43. "RE: Jennifer Garner is knocked up!" |
I gotta say I'm pretty shocked, Bacon. I thought she was pushing grandmother age in your state. I'm really amazed that she would have been considered beddable at this advanced age.
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bacon 2824 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Howard Stern Show Guest"
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05-10-05, 08:40 AM (EST)
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45. "RE: Jennifer Garner is knocked up!" |
Hey, how did you guys enjoy the NIT this past season? Just curious.
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