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"Drug bust at the McDonalds"
FesterFan1 5947 desperate attention whore postings
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08-18-04, 01:47 PM (EST)
 
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"Drug bust at the McDonalds" |
So I'm in my car just now, driving around suburbia and jonesing for a chee-burger, and I think to myself, "Self, you deserve a break today". So I pull into the McDonalds drive through and get my lunch.I'm sitting in my car, eating and listening to the local sports doofuses ruminate about whether Lamont Brightful will ever be able to field another punt in his life without dropping the ball and whether a 37-year-old Deion "I've been on my couch eating Cheetos for 3 years" Sanders can play nickel back, return punts, catch passes, and balance the federal budget, when I notice 2 guys talking on walkie talkies on the sidewalk in front of me. They look like they're surveying the parking lot for construction or something, so I ignore them. A couple minutes later, I look in my rear view mirror and the truck that was in the space directly next to but perpendicular to my space has pulled out, blocking me, and there are 4 men in helmets and kevlar riot gear, with the word "POLICE" on the back, holding firearms and jumping into the back of it. The walkie talkie guys are talking to another uniformed officer, and there are approximately 10 law enforcement personnel and 7 police cars of varying type surrounding the McDonalds. None of these people seem to be concerned about the guy in the minivan next to them choking down his french fries. Next thing you know, Deputy Junior has out the drug sniffing dog and is jamming him into the back of the truck as well. About 3 minutes later, they come out with a guy in handcuffs, and proceed to stow him in one of the marked squad cars. They then proceed to stand around and converse about what has unfolded for about 10 minutes. Still, no one has noticed that there is a person, namely me, sitting in the vehicle right next to them. I thought about piping up, but considering the firepower and testosterone and Fido the German Shepherd, I thought it best to sit there while they told their little war stories. These things never happen at the Subway.  Fester
Look for me on the 6 o'clock news.
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Breezy 18380 desperate attention whore postings
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08-18-04, 01:53 PM (EST)
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3. "RE: Drug bust at the McDonalds" |
It's neat to watch isn't it?I had that happen next door to me, while I was sitting out on the porch with my little brother. *sigh* They were real nice neighbors, didn't really like the wifebeater that moved in that duplex afterwards.  
Beware of the nanners.
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KeithFan 7422 desperate attention whore postings
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08-18-04, 01:58 PM (EST)
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7. "RE: Drug bust at the McDonalds" |
Jeez, why can't they just use the drive-thru like everyone else!? I went to Taco Bell a couple of days ago and there were 2 squad cars and 3 motorcycle cops parked there. I went inside and they were vigorously attacking their burritos. I guess that's part of living in an area where the biggest crime is sending Tom Daschle to Washington! 
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Pensha26 772 desperate attention whore postings
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08-18-04, 03:02 PM (EST)
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19. "Food" |
Did you at least have your order taken? Did you have to go somehwere else?
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Pensha26 772 desperate attention whore postings
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08-18-04, 03:03 PM (EST)
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20. "Location?" |
Where was this at?
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strid333 2928 desperate attention whore postings
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08-18-04, 03:39 PM (EST)
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21. "RE: Drug bust at the McDonalds" |
My stories.Well, a few months ago, we had a bunch of people fired from McDonald's (including a couple of managers) because they were caught lighting up the wacky tabacky over a graveyard night shift. And once, I had a creepy guy make a loud noise in the boy's bathroom and I peeked in (just to see if he went unconscious or something) and got a guy manager (and he ran because we weren't sure) to actually go in and check things out. This individual left a razor there. He could've been shaving but he also could've been doing something else. Other than that, nothing really bad at the McDonald's I work at. 
Three is the perfect number.
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Silvergirl1 9342 desperate attention whore postings
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08-19-04, 09:00 AM (EST)
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27. "RE: Drug bust at the McDonalds" |
Let me guess - PG county?
It couldn't have possibly been in Ho County, LOL. Have a nice day! 
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