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VampKira 4433 desperate attention whore postings
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09-03-01, 06:05 PM (EST)
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"He's 16.. He's beautiful.. and he's mine....."
LAST EDITED ON 09-03-01 AT 06:28 PM (EST)

Just when you thought you knew what your children were reading..Age appropriate material.. or so you THINK! Along comes a SurvivorBlows hijack......Teen mags will NEVER be the same......


Pooh: The royal order of evil will now come to order!!! TRUE!! You have the floor first......

true: I need something good to read...

Jizzy has changed his name to 16_MagaZZine

true: LMAO!!!!!

Vamp: My blood runs cold.. my angel is a centerfold...

Jizzy: hehe.

Ayms: OMG! Don't look at page 48!!

Pooh: Why not?

Moon: Here... see for yourself! (_!_)

Jizzy: DOH!

Kismet enters the room

Ayms: OMG! There's a dingleberry on it!!!

moon: Ayms!! Your ass, your ass, your ass, is on FIRE!

Kismet: Wazzzzzup, peeps?

Vamp: *plucks out the peeps eyes*

moon You crazy, mama!

Vamp:*flips through the pages of the MagaZZine*

SirErist: Shut yo mouth.

Ayms: Are you a pinup Jizzmo?

16_magaZZine: I am a respectable teen mag!! hehe!

moon: Then why do I see (_!_) ?

Jizzy: Pin up THIS!

Pooh: Smells like ass in here....And I want my level of invlolvement to be significant!

Vamp: WHA???????!!!!

Kismet: Ok peeps....I can see there is evil in this place this evening..why didn't anyone call me??!!!

true: *gets out the fire hose for Ayms ass*

Vamp: OMG!! ROTFLMMFAO!! I thought that Pooh said bowel movement!!

Jizzy ???

true: OMG... LOL!

Pooh has changed her name to Pooh_Movement

true: Ewwwwwwwwwwww!

Vamp: ROTFLMAO!!!! I SWEAR, That is what I heard!

Jizzy: SpaZZy Vampy...

Pooh_Movement: When you gotta go.. you gotta go..

Jizzy: Uhhhhhhhhhhh....

true: LMAO!

Kismet: OK!! That's IT!! I am shutting this HOLE down due to unauthorized evilness..AND... for turning a wonderful, wholesome, youth magazine into a peep show!

Vamp: *plucks out the peeps eyes*

Kismet: Vampers!!!

Pooh: Peep porn!!! OMG! <click> I LOVE that!!!

Vamp: *turns into a bat and flies away*

Kismet: Ok everybody.. I want you to clear the area... RIGHT NOW!

Jizzy: A-HOOOOOOOOOOOO! *grabs crotch and spins*

Kismet throws everone out and locks up.

Kismet: That will teach THEM to have an evilness luncheon and not invite MOI!!!


"See, it's not about races...just places, faces...Where your blood
comes from is where your space is. I've seen the bright get duller... I'm not gonna spend my life being a color."

Du ar min hjälte, Supermänniska


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  Subject     Author     Message Date     ID  
 RE: He's 16.. He's beautiful.. and ... Jizzy 09-03-01 1
   RE: He's 16.. He's beautiful.. and ... true 09-04-01 3
 RE: He's 16.. He's beautiful.. and ... Drive My Car 09-03-01 2
   RE: He's 16.. He's beautiful.. and ... aymelek 09-04-01 4
       RE: He's 16.. He's beautiful.. and ... Drive My Car 09-04-01 6
           RE: He's 16.. He's beautiful.. and ... aymelek 09-04-01 9
               AccK !!! Drive My Car 09-04-01 10
   RE: He's 16.. He's beautiful.. and ... Drive My Car 09-04-01 5
       RE: He's 16.. He's beautiful.. and ... true 09-04-01 7
           Arrrgh!! Not Again! Drive My Car 09-04-01 8
               RE: Arrrgh!! Not Again! VampKira 09-04-01 11
                   RE: Arrrgh!! Not Again! LadyT 09-04-01 12
                   RE: Arrrgh!! Not Again! mistofleas 09-04-01 13
               RE: Arrrgh!! Not Again! true 09-04-01 14
                   RE: Arrrgh!! Not Again! Kismet 09-05-01 15
                       RE: Arrrgh!! Not Again! Lisapooh 09-05-01 16
 RE: He's 16.. He's beautiful.. and ... SkyRaider 09-06-01 17
   RE: He's 16.. He's beautiful.. and ... VampKira 09-06-01 18

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Jizzy 2053 desperate attention whore postings
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09-03-01, 06:52 PM (EST)
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1. "RE: He's 16.. He's beautiful.. and he's mine....."
OMG<click> VamperZZ, how in the hell do you capture all of this?? LMAO!!

I will have you know though, that I keep myself very CLEAN..thank U very much!! LOL Do you think I'd let myself be photographed like THAT??!! hehehe

Oh, and just to set the record straight, AH-OOOOOOOOO <grabs crotch and spins> I'm 35, average...and of course I'm YOURS! hehe


It's easier to believe in this sweet madness...this glorious sadness that brings me to my knees

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true 9689 desperate attention whore postings
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09-04-01, 01:12 PM (EST)
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3. "RE: He's 16.. He's beautiful.. and he's mine....."
ZZ average???? I don't think so! hee hee

Vamps, you are killing me!



true

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Drive My Car 20045 desperate attention whore postings
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09-03-01, 09:07 PM (EST)
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2. "RE: He's 16.. He's beautiful.. and he's mine....."
I refuse to reply to this post.
I am not in it!!!
So don't even think I am going to have anything to say about this. It may have been funny, but if I wasn't in it? Well? How funny could it be?
I will not be posting here Vamp! Don't even ask me too.


Ebug-who is offended by Vamp's obvious slight, since I was not included in this transcript.


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aymelek 1220 desperate attention whore postings
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09-04-01, 01:23 PM (EST)
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4. "RE: He's 16.. He's beautiful.. and he's mine....."
LMAO Buggy! And Vampy!!! Wow! Did I reeeealy say 'dingleberry?' OMG! I think I did! ROFL!
*blushes profusely*

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Drive My Car 20045 desperate attention whore postings
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09-04-01, 01:29 PM (EST)
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6. "RE: He's 16.. He's beautiful.. and he's mine....."
Uh Ayms? are you sure that wasn't..... Flaming dingleberry?


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aymelek 1220 desperate attention whore postings
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09-04-01, 03:20 PM (EST)
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9. "RE: He's 16.. He's beautiful.. and he's mine....."
Buggy, it wasn't MY dingleberry..and if it were Jizzy's...well...so what if he got a little too close to me for it to catch fire...?!? You gonna make a big deal about it? Huh? Huh?
*giggles*

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09-04-01, 04:04 PM (EST)
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10. "AccK !!!"
Too much pressure!


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Drive My Car 20045 desperate attention whore postings
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09-04-01, 01:28 PM (EST)
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5. "RE: He's 16.. He's beautiful.. and he's mine....."
Accck, here this is again! Back at the top of the page!!
Now why would someone ( ebug stares at true) want to bump this this? I repeat I am NOT in it!!!!!
See? No value whatsoever!
Don't read this thresd!


**Ebug hangs onto her 88's knowing she will need to use them before the day is up**

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true 9689 desperate attention whore postings
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09-04-01, 02:47 PM (EST)
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7. "RE: He's 16.. He's beautiful.. and he's mine....."
Bug! I understand your frustration!
But, *I've* been mentioned in the last 2 transcripts!

This is a highly valuable thresd!

bump



true *as my 4 year old would say, "STOP looking at ME!"*

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Drive My Car 20045 desperate attention whore postings
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09-04-01, 03:06 PM (EST)
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8. "Arrrgh!! Not Again!"
**ebuggy stomps her foot**
true!!!!! You're doing it again!
Yes, it may be true that you are in it twice,( hehehe I said true) but to bump it is just so so so WRONG!!!!
I have 2 names. Two Vampy! and you didn't use either of them!
I cannot believe that this thresd keeps getting Bumped!!!

Now true, please don't bump it again.
I'll be watching ya'll.


Drive My Car
EBug
EBuggy
3!! Thats 3 Vamp!!!


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VampKira 4433 desperate attention whore postings
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09-04-01, 04:33 PM (EST)
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11. "RE: Arrrgh!! Not Again!"
Buggy sneaks into that Blow Hole after hours, in an attempt to sabotage Vamp's blood supply.......

(Wait.. there is no after hours at the Blow Hole!! Hahahahaha!)

Buggy: I'll teach that bloody eyed, no talent, transcript writin', midnight posting, coffee drinking, attention craving, bowl smoking, JiZZslapping, peep plucking, metal singing, Superhero loving, blood sucking, trouble making, bacon frying, whore posting, ass kissing, moonwalkin', glue sniffin', BeeeaaATtccccch to ever leave ME out of another transcript!!!!

Vamp sneaks up behind Buggy with her bloody eyes flowing profusely.....

Vamp: BUGGY!!!!!!!!

Buggy: *Buggy turns and looks at Vamp, screams and runs out the door* AAAcccckkk!!!!

Vamp: Heh heh heh! *turns into a bat and flies away*



"Leave me alone don't want your promises no more...'cause rock and roll is my religion and my law..." - Ozzy

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09-04-01, 05:20 PM (EST)
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12. "RE: Arrrgh!! Not Again!"
A rant!!!!!
I love VampKira rants
Happy days are here again
-----------------------
"So what are my chances
of honest advances
I'd say low
Better to win
by admitting my sin
than to lose with a halo"
-Evita
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09-04-01, 05:39 PM (EST)
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13. "RE: Arrrgh!! Not Again!"
*snicker* Oh Vampy...you and Buggy just crack me up!!!
Thanks for the laugh.

Buggy, see the squeaky wheel does get the oil...er, her own special transcript!


mistofleas --hasn't been in the bar enough lately to be included

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09-04-01, 11:06 PM (EST)
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14. "RE: Arrrgh!! Not Again!"
*looks around slowly, to see if Drive My Car, EBug, or EBuggy, is(are) watching*

bump

true *shhhhhh*

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Kismet 803 desperate attention whore postings
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09-05-01, 07:37 AM (EST)
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15. "RE: Arrrgh!! Not Again!"
Pssst! Hey true.. I got yer back girl. I haven't even replied to this one yet, so I can bump it with no ramifications. Not that I would ever bump something unworthy of bumpage. This is worthy isn't it? Of course it is. *I* am in it after all..

Kismet

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09-05-01, 10:19 AM (EST)
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16. "RE: Arrrgh!! Not Again!"
I'm all about the bump! Especially for a thresd that features pooh movements!

Vamps - this was awesome - I must have missed it when you first posted it - totally bump worthy. I can't believe how much of this you remember (and thanks for making me funnier than I really am)

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09-06-01, 12:26 PM (EST)
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17. "RE: He's 16.. He's beautiful.. and he's mine....."
Why is it that everytime that I read a thresd started by Vamps that I get the strange feeling that she is watching me?



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VampKira 4433 desperate attention whore postings
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09-06-01, 12:44 PM (EST)
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18. "RE: He's 16.. He's beautiful.. and he's mine....."
.........because she is.............


"Come to me. Come to me because only I, and my like, can end the lonliness you feel." - The Vampire Lestat

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