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""Do you want me to make you a sandwhich?""
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SOfan0221 828 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Fitness Correspondent"
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11-22-05, 08:25 PM (EST)
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19. "RE: "Do you want me to make you a sandwhich?"" |
Reasons Allison makes sandwiches for others#1. Red, Red Wine....She's drunk, she thinks she is working the counter at Subway. #2. She always wanted to feed the world #3. She has a bread fetish #4. The kitchen is her domain and she knows if Lisa makes a sandwich Allison will have to clean it up #5. Turkey was on sale $1.99 a pound #6. She fogets Lisa is a woman and thinks of her as a child #7. More camera time #8. Start back at #1
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minnie3 216 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Network TV Show Guest Star"
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11-22-05, 05:48 PM (EST)
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2. "RE: "Do you want me to make you a sandwhich?"" |
LAST EDITED ON 11-22-05 AT 05:49 PM (EST)Didn't you know this was a sisterhood that Allison decides who and when houseguests need support? I mean it's a turkey wrap, doesn't she get extra points for that? This isn't the first time she's offered a stinking sandwich. What's with Allison and all these sandwiches? Is she a closet eater and has hidden sandwiches to dole out when she wants to lend support? Are they in that bed somewhere, squished, and that's why she has to get in and out of bed so dramatically? Maybe she hides under the blankets to eat them so she doesn't smear her lipstick on camera. Maybe this is why nobody contested rubbing her feet, maybe some sandwiches would come falling out of her pant legs and they could all have a feast. Yesterday during breakfast, I noticed her oh-so-delicately dab the corners of her mouth after a eating. I guess she thinks people really care what she looks like when she eats. Isn't that ladylike? I thought they weren't supposed to be so aware of the camera.
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Kattrikk 565 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Reality Show Commentator"
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11-22-05, 05:56 PM (EST)
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6. "RE: "Do you want me to make you a sandwhich?"" |
LOL no kidding!!! What is with this sandwich crap anyway??? She thinks it's the magic cure for anyting apparently."My mom died" Ohhh I'll make you a sandwich "I have to go shovel cow sh*t today" I'll make ya a sandwich "My husband is having an affair" Oh sweetie, I'm gonna go in the kitchen and make you a sandwich ALLISON- STOP MAKING SANDWICHES FOR OTHER PEOPLE AND FOR GODS' SAKE STOP EATING SO MANY YOURSELF!!!
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c25 75 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Hollywood Squares Square"
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11-22-05, 07:19 PM (EST)
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13. "RE: "Do you want me to make you a sandwhich?"" |
Yup, Lets go sit down with a sandwich made by Ally and a drank with a STRAW along WITH some KLEENEX!!!!
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SOGoddess 28 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Beauty Pageant Celebrity Judge"
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11-23-05, 07:04 PM (EST)
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37. "RE: "Do you want me to make you a sandwhich?"" |
"sammiches" You Iyanlarox are a rip! OMG!
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Edistogrl 4 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "American Cancer Society Spokesperson"
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11-22-05, 11:19 PM (EST)
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24. "RE: "Do you want me to make you a sandwhich?"" |
Too funny! That's one of the first times I've really had a good laugh on this site - every point made perfectly!
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Amalfi coast girl 396 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Cooking Show Host"
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11-22-05, 05:54 PM (EST)
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5. "RE: "Do you want me to make you a sandwhich?"" |
Minnie, as usual you are a riot.
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snowflake2 1499 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Beef Jerky Spokesperson"
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11-22-05, 06:10 PM (EST)
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8. "RE: "Do you want me to make you a sandwhich?"" |
Minnie, that was hilarious!! Now I am imagining that Allison was rolling around nude in bed with those sandwiches when IV interrupted with that poetry reading!!
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minnie3 216 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Network TV Show Guest Star"
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11-22-05, 07:29 PM (EST)
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14. "RE: "Do you want me to make you a sandwhich?"" |
LOL! What an image!!! That wasn't rose petals that she rolled around on! That was bologna!!!
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Mystique 429 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Daytime Soap Guest Star"
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11-22-05, 06:09 PM (EST)
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7. "RE: "Do you want me to make you a sandwhich?"" |
LOL! too funny.. maybe Allison uses food for comfort in a way to reach out without really "connecting" with the person, sort of a vice. Helping at arm's length so she can feel good about the act of helping without involving herself or her emotions too much.. OR possibly she thought if Lisa's mouth was stuffed she wouldn't be able to whine lol (although I'm sure Lisa could find a way)
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iyanlarox 188 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Blistex Spokesperson"
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11-22-05, 07:45 PM (EST)
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16. "RE: "Do you want me to make you a sandwhich?"" |
LOL! Allison's panacea for life - "can I make you a sammich"?
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minnie3 216 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Network TV Show Guest Star"
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11-22-05, 09:42 PM (EST)
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21. "RE: "Do you want me to make you a sandwhich?"" |
Interesting perception! Come to think of it, isn't Lisa older than Allison? Last year, Allison said she was 38. Just the other day I heard Lisa say she was 41, not 40. How weird!
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iyanlarox 188 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Blistex Spokesperson"
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11-22-05, 10:39 PM (EST)
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22. "RE: "Do you want me to make you a sandwhich?"" |
Minnie sweety: Allison's tombstone indicated she was born in 1964 which would make our own housefrau 41!
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minnie3 216 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Network TV Show Guest Star"
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11-23-05, 00:05 AM (EST)
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27. "RE: What kind of sandwich would Allison be and why" |
Why thank you Seasoned Refinement, but I think Melanie started the topic and I'm so glad because she's been talking about pocket meat for quite a few episodes! There seems to be a lot of drama revolving food which is very telling! The breakfast, the sammich, the dinner for TJ...it never ends with her!
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minnie3 216 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Network TV Show Guest Star"
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11-23-05, 08:06 AM (EST)
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30. "RE: "Do you want me to make you a sandwhich?"" |
Thanks Shelby! Don't the other ladies here have a great sense of humor! As the show has made me so mad the past few days, someone here always is cheerful and it's great to visit after the show when I'm kind of upset at the housemates!
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EndingUnder 6 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "American Cancer Society Spokesperson"
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11-23-05, 08:27 AM (EST)
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31. "RE: "Do you want me to make you a sandwhich?"" |
Lisa is an easy target for the other women not to work on their treatment.Right now, Lisa needs special treatment from the coaches and Dr. Stan, and her housemates need to let her be. Otherwise it just looks like they're using her as a scapegoat for their own problems. Jessica needs the most work right now. TJ and Jill seem to be the only two that are really trying. Christina is giving a good 'B' effort, but still doesn't take enough initiative.
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SeasonedRefinement 1248 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Politically Incorrect Guest"
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11-23-05, 10:27 AM (EST)
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32. "RE: "Do you want me to make you a sandwhich?"" |
LAST EDITED ON 11-23-05 AT 10:29 AM (EST)Thanks for pointing that out Minnie - give credit where credit is due. Thanks Melanie for the thread. It got the ball rolling. How nice to laugh, really laugh, at something that I initially found so irritating. Wouldn't it be healing if the SO women could just to learn to laugh? Ahhhh....I'm going to miss today's episode (having lunch with family), but I'll be thinking of you guys around noon. Don't throw anything at your TVs and NO profanities, ladies. We'll work it all out on the boards later LOL. Thanks goodness for Tivo!
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Micromanage 51 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Hollywood Squares Square"
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11-23-05, 06:56 PM (EST)
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35. "RE: "Do you want me to make you a sandwhich?"" |
With Allison's mothering and Lisa's accepting of it, they would make a perfect couple of spinsters who share an apartment. Lisa self-confessed she doesn't like sex anyhow. Case closed.
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OMGIM40 228 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Network TV Show Guest Star"
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11-23-05, 07:02 PM (EST)
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36. "RE: "Do you want me to make you a sandwhich?"" |
Thanks for starting this thread Melanie...I needed a good laugh after today's episode......LMAO at the posts!! great job!!
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maryellennaco 1084 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Politically Incorrect Guest"
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11-24-05, 11:00 AM (EST)
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38. "RE: "Do you want me to make you a sandwhich?"" |
OMG, I have been LMAO!!!! All these "sammiches", ham & cheese references, etc. have just made me ROFLMAO.. Hope I got that right!!! Ya'll are hilarious!!!! Happy Thanksgiving, everybody!!
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Beebop123 26 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Beauty Pageant Celebrity Judge"
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12-03-05, 11:59 AM (EST)
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39. "RE: "Do you want me to make you a sandwhich?"" |
I have been a little disappointed that Allison hasn't made any of those delicious sandwiches lately. Has anyone else noticed her sandwich making has disappeared? Maybe she and Iyanla had a heart to heart about her sandwich making and told her to replace the habit with another habit...like drinking.
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