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"Paradise Hotel - Monday 6/23/2003"
IceCat 17415 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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06-23-03, 10:15 PM (EST)
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1. "I can't figure out why..." |
... Shakes turned them down!
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Drive My Car 20045 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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06-23-03, 10:40 PM (EST)
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2. "RE: Paradise Island - Monday 6/23/2003" |
Didn't the whole show seem like they were just making up rules as they went along? I missed last week. How did that girl break up a couple and then get to stay? ( pick first) Oh and I'm not a guy, but these have to be the most unatractive women on any Reality Dating show. Am I wrong? Because to me they just look skanky. This show is bad. ( I may have to watch it again though, you know, the whole train wreck factor)
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shakes the clown 3366 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Car Show Celebrity"
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06-23-03, 11:03 PM (EST)
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5. "RE: Paradise Island - Monday 6/23/2003" |
LAST EDITED ON 06-23-03 AT 11:06 PM (EST)LAST EDITED ON 06-23-03 AT 11:05 PM (EST) Okay, I'm officially offended. If I knew they were gonna get this ugly no personality loser to play my role I would've been more than happy to throw my talents into the fray. This is just an embarassment to my stereotype.
And Webby.. A. I JUST lost my huge amount of weight (70 lbs, not 69 like that quitter) SEVEN YEARS before going on Love Cruise. B. Not only did I lose weight, but I also became good looking which is definitely not the case with Dumbo impersonator. I betcha you could take a picture of this guy, shade it in with crayons and then sell it on Ebay as an original Disney cell. C. The nose thing...well, I've got nothing I can say there. D. I actually have this thing that's called a "personality" unlike uhmmmm uhhhh uhmmmm WINNER. Gee that was clever. E. I didn't start deceiving people until at least a third of the way through the game. Its called having a little tact as opposed to trying to form an alliance while the flight attendant hasn't even told you to lift up your tray table yet on the flight in from LA. This guy is a total tool, I can't believe they didn't take the other guy who was friggen hilarious.
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SurvivorBlows 15230 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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06-24-03, 09:40 AM (EST)
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10. "RE: Paradise Island - Monday 6/23/2003" |
LAST EDITED ON 06-24-03 AT 09:43 AM (EST)Woops, sorry, for some reason I thought you'd completed losing the weight just before the show... maybe I'm confusing you with Big Brother's Jason I have to agree for a "parental discretion" show and all, this is a rather unattractive cast. IMHO Charla is clearly the best looking girl, and it makes you wonder if they didn't make up that sudden "no one leaves the hotel without having had a roomy" rule. The whole thing was awkward -- first the hostess says "remember how I said that in order to stay on the island, you were going to have to break up a couple?" -- then they say "to da, time to break up a couple, pick a guy" -- huh?... and then the girls seemingly select NEW PAIRS in an unspecified order such that, unless my memory is wrong, the girl that just lost her guy to Charla now suddenly given the huge additional DISADVANTANGE of having to go "guy picking" last and is put in the position of having a 50/50 chance of being booted no matter who she picks. The whole thing just sounds like a la "Love Cruise", the producers are once again making it up as they go along. -SB PS There's something else the show shares with "Love Cruise" -- both tanked in their premiere and placed 4th in their timeslots: http://www.realitytvworld.com/index/modules.php?op=modload&name=News&file=article&sid=1329
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IceCat 17415 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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06-24-03, 06:11 PM (EST)
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13. "New theme song..." |
You must remember, though... A ho is just a ho... A skank is just a skaaaaaaank...
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true 9689 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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06-23-03, 11:56 PM (EST)
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8. "RE: Paradise Island - Monday 6/23/2003" |
LOL! First thing I thought of when they brought out Dave, was... Surely if they'd take this guy, they'd take Shakes. (no offense Shakes, you are definately, miles better)Dave isn't really such a let down for this show, it has one of the ugliest casts I can recall seeing on these hook up shows. The women are especially unattractive. Toni looks older and scarier with each passing moment. I dunno, watching people puke and sweat is not my idea of paradise. Oh, and the way the host says "you will leave paradise FOREVER" just makes me think, yeah sure, til they bring you back at the end to win whatever stupid prize they pull out of their a$$ at the last minute. One more thing, I think it would have been better, to have the studio audience vote for who will enter "paradise". Not the DAW's, who are just gonna choose the one they think will be easiest to pick off.
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jase 187 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Blistex Spokesperson"
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06-24-03, 08:54 PM (EST)
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15. "Beyond Bad!!!!!" |
It looks like Paradise Hotel is the worst reality show I have ever seen. I thought nothing was going to top the crap that was Love Cruise. But, I guess I was wrong. Also, what's the deal with the editing? Are we going to have to assume stuff happens when the lights go out, etc.... At least the Temptation Island folks had the balls to show what was going on (real or not).
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managerr 1959 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Herbal Healing Drugs Endorser"
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06-26-03, 12:09 PM (EST)
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17. "RE: Beyond Bad!!!!!" |
Anyone else get a feeling of "Deja Vu" when the "Pandora's Box" segment came on? I was like: "Hmmm....where have I seen that before?"
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true 9689 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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06-26-03, 11:31 PM (EST)
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20. "RE: Paradise Island - Monday 6/23/2003" |
WOW! She really doesn't hold back, does she? These were a couple of my favorite paragraphs- I'm not sure what the prize at the end of this crapsterpiece is, but I'm sure it involves getting a square all to yourself on "Hollywood Squares" during "Reality Show Has-Been Week." "Yeah, I'll take that annoying bitch from 'Survivor: Outback' to block." HA! "crapsterpiece" I'll have to remember that one. So anyway, after 10 minutes of watching it, I almost deleted "Paradise Hotel" from my TiVo. I was afraid that it would give my other recorded shows a STD. But, for you dear readers, I watched the entire hour, because hey, I watch the crap so you don't have to, right? LOL!
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