ROTU TRIBEGABE (D) - Had no clue how to play the game and even less desire to try to learn how.
JOHN (B) - Did what the so called "All-Stars" couldn't do--get the better half of Rob. Too bad his claim to fame will always be Kathy peeing on his hand.
ROBERT (B-) - I liked this guy. But tell me how can a burly guy like you let Paschal beat you in a challenge carrying a heavy boulder across the ocean?
NELEH (C-) - Rivals Katie-Palau as the worst runner up ever. No thanks...you can keep your mint.
PASCHAL (A) - One of my top Survivors. A victim of the worst travesty in Survivor history by drawing the purple stone.
TAMMY (D) - Paschal would have had every right to cry sour grapes, but he did not. You had little reason to be a cry-baby, and you were.
KATHY (A+) - My second favorite Survivor of all-time. Showed that a woman can succeed in this game without riding coattails, flying UTR, flirting, acting slutty, or dressing even sluttier. Should have won this season, but a misfortune during the F3 challenge was her undoing.
ZOE (D+) - She gets high grades for her arts & crafts skills, but low grades for everything else.
MARAAMU TRIBE
GINA (B-) - Would have liked her to advance further but got stuck on the "knucklehead" tribe.
HUNTER (B) - Left way before his time. Would have been a positive addition to this sorry season.
PETER (D) - Had the right idea to vote off the weakest link. Too bad he had to sell his idea to a bunch of "knuckleheads"!
PATRICIA (D) - a total non-factor in the game.
SARAH (F) - A Survivor slut. Had nothing to offer except her plastic boobies. Must have stripped in front of an all-male casting crew to even be considered.
ROB (B) - It's pretty comical that a gay nurse that Rob referred to as "Tink'a' Bell" orchestrated Rob's boot and did not even get a seat on the jury. But being the dominant duo of Romber in All-Stars brings his grade up to a "B".
SEAN (C+) - A great character for this game, but played the race card a bit too much for my liking.
VECEPIA (C) - If Neleh was one of the most undeserving runners-up, then it's only fitting that UTR Vecepia be one of the most undeserving winners in this subpar season.