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"Worst.Survivor.Ever "What If" Game"
echogirl 2120 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Roller Coaster Inaugurator"
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11-27-02, 01:50 AM (EST)
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"Worst.Survivor.Ever "What If" Game" |
Okay I was thinking of trying another game for S6, but this one is harmless. In fact it may even be fun! I am assembling three tribes (yes 3) of the most inept, unlucky, or downright annoying Survivors ever! Unlike the other "What If" games our object here is not to boot the worst player first, but to whittle down the Survivors to reveal the Worst.Survivor.Ever! So if you think a player should be spared this indignity, then by all means vote them out! For instance if you think Linda is the best of the worst, you would try to get her to Loser Lodge soon! And this way perennial losers get to stick around a bit! And since this is "What If" and I cannot whittle down the Survivors I have picked three tribes. Anyone who made the Merge in the Original Show is not eligible for Worst.Survivor.Ever. As for who goes to Tribal Council? Well I will draw tribe names to determine that The two winning tribes go to Tribal Council where everyone will beg to be voted off! You will pick one Survivor from each tribe. The losing tribe is Immune, I mean stuck for three more days! When we get to the merge, we will will still have IC challenges, but you will try and spare your worst Survivor from being voted off. Once again the objective is to REMOVE the best of the worst first! Okay the tribes: The Oh My Heck Tribe: (OMH) B.B. (S1) Silas (S3) Gabe (S4) Jed (S5) Stacey (S1) Debb (S2) Diane (S3) Ghandia (S5) Bunch of Bozos Tribe: (BOB) Kel (S2) Carl (S3) Hunter (S4) John (S5) Jessie (S3) Sarah (S4) Tanya (S5) Ramona (S1) Nothing But Holes Tribe: (NBH) Peter (S4) Dirk (S1) Robb Z (S5) Mitchell (S2) Linda (S3) Sonja (S1) Patricia (S4) Kimmi (S2) Let the games begin!
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RE: Worst.Survivor.Ever "What If" G... |
ivoryElephant |
11-27-02 |
1 |
RE: Worst.Survivor.Ever "What If" G... |
echogirl |
11-27-02 |
4 |
First Immunity Challenge & Vote |
echogirl |
11-27-02 |
2 |
Gabe/Linda |
johnthemod |
11-27-02 |
8 |
BB/Pat |
ejm92 |
11-27-02 |
10 |
Gabe and Kimmi |
LionChow |
11-27-02 |
11 |
Gabe/Kimmi |
magic_star |
11-27-02 |
12 |
Gabe/Sonja |
toddE |
11-27-02 |
13 |
Jed/Kimmi |
Q |
11-27-02 |
14 |
BB/Sonia |
survivorscott |
11-27-02 |
16 |
BB/Patricia |
PlaneJane3 |
11-27-02 |
18 |
Gabe/Sonja |
ShowMeTheWinner |
11-28-02 |
22 |
RE: First Immunity Challenge & Vote |
bubbastan |
11-29-02 |
39 |
OMH-Gabe NBH-Sonja |
echogirl |
11-27-02 |
3 |
Debb/Mitchell |
Kokoro |
11-27-02 |
5 |
Vote Change: Gabe/Sonja |
Kokoro |
11-27-02 |
6 |
RE: Vote Change: Gabe/Sonja |
echogirl |
11-27-02 |
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OMH - Gabe, NBH - Sonja |
PhoenixMons |
11-27-02 |
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Stacey/Kimmi |
BaquaR13 |
11-27-02 |
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Jed/Kimmi |
janisella |
11-27-02 |
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Stacey / Sonja |
okonkwo |
11-27-02 |
19 |
Gabe/Mitchell |
Jims02 |
11-27-02 |
20 |
Gabe/Sonja |
bobstew617 |
11-28-02 |
21 |
Voting Is Closed! |
echogirl |
11-28-02 |
23 |
Tribal Council(s) #1 |
echogirl |
11-28-02 |
24 |
RE: Tribal Council(s) #1 |
BMH |
11-28-02 |
25 |
Episode 2/Immunity Challenge/Vote! |
echogirl |
11-28-02 |
26 |
OMH-Jed/Stacey BOB-Tanya VI-Joel |
echogirl |
11-28-02 |
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RE: OMH-BB/Jed, BOB-Hunter, VI-Joel |
bubbastan |
12-01-02 |
40 |
OMH~Jed,B.B/BOB~Jessie/VI~Lindsey |
BMH |
11-28-02 |
28 |
OMH - Jed/Stacey VI - Lindsey BOB -... |
okonkwo |
11-28-02 |
29 |
Jed/Stacey/Kel out Lindsey in |
janisella |
11-28-02 |
30 |
OMH-Jed/Diane BOB-Hunter VI-Lindsey |
bobstew617 |
11-28-02 |
31 |
OMH: B.B./Jed; BOB: Sarah; VI: Shii... |
magic_star |
11-28-02 |
32 |
OMH- Jed/Silas; VI- Joel; BOB- Tany... |
johnthemod |
11-29-02 |
33 |
OMH- B.B./Silas; VI- Joel; BOB- Jes... |
Kokoro |
11-29-02 |
34 |
OMH- Jed/Stacey, BOB- Hunter, VI- S... |
Draco Malfoy |
11-29-02 |
35 |
OUT: B.B./Diane/Kel, IN: Lindsey |
PhoenixMons |
11-29-02 |
36 |
B.B.~Debb/Jessie/Lindsey |
survivorscott |
11-29-02 |
37 |
OMH: Silas/Jed , VI: Lindsey , BOB:... |
Jims02 |
11-29-02 |
38 |
OMH: Jed/Silas; VI: Lindsey; BOB: T... |
ShowMeTheWinner |
12-01-02 |
41 |
RE: Episode 2/Immunity Challenge/Vo... |
ejm92 |
12-01-02 |
42 |
Voting Closed Except for BOB Vote-O... |
echogirl |
12-01-02 |
43 |
tiebreaker: TANYA |
echogirl |
12-01-02 |
44 |
tiebreaker - Hunter |
okonkwo |
12-01-02 |
45 |
Tiebreaker - Hunter |
Solitaire |
12-01-02 |
46 |
Tiebreaker~Tanya |
BMH |
12-01-02 |
47 |
RE: Tiebreaker~Tanya |
echogirl |
12-01-02 |
49 |
Tiebreaker: Tanya |
johnthemod |
12-01-02 |
48 |
Hunter |
survivorscott |
12-01-02 |
50 |
..and the vote is 3-3..... |
echogirl |
12-01-02 |
51 |
Tanya |
Speedy |
12-01-02 |
52 |
Hunter |
ejm92 |
12-01-02 |
53 |
and its 4-4.... |
echogirl |
12-01-02 |
57 |
RE: and its 4-4.... |
bobstew617 |
12-01-02 |
62 |
Hunter wins....Hunter wins....Hunte... |
echogirl |
12-02-02 |
65 |
RE: Hunter wins....Hunter wins....H... |
bobstew617 |
12-02-02 |
70 |
E2 Tribal Council(s) |
echogirl |
12-01-02 |
54 |
E3 IC (the Cruel Twist of fate) and... |
echogirl |
12-01-02 |
55 |
E3 VOTE THREAD! Stacey/Patricia |
echogirl |
12-01-02 |
56 |
E3 Voting Closed! |
echogirl |
12-04-02 |
78 |
OMH - Silas, NBH - Robb |
rwj3eb |
12-01-02 |
58 |
STACEY/ROBB |
okonkwo |
12-01-02 |
59 |
Silas~Robb |
BMH |
12-01-02 |
60 |
STACEY/LINDA |
bobstew617 |
12-01-02 |
61 |
SILAS/ROBB |
johnthemod |
12-02-02 |
63 |
Lindsey/Pat |
ejm92 |
12-02-02 |
64 |
OMH - Diane, NBH - Robb |
PhoenixMons |
12-02-02 |
66 |
Lindsey/Patricia |
Kokoro |
12-02-02 |
67 |
OMH Stacey. NBH Robb |
Draco Malfoy |
12-02-02 |
68 |
Lindsey/Robb |
toddE |
12-02-02 |
69 |
Debb/Peter |
survivorscott |
12-02-02 |
71 |
Diane/Dirk |
712 |
12-02-02 |
72 |
OMH: Lindsey NBH: Robb |
magic_star |
12-03-02 |
73 |
Silas/Kimmi |
Q |
12-03-02 |
74 |
RE: E3 IC (the Cruel Twist of fate)... |
LionChow |
12-03-02 |
75 |
Bump..... |
echogirl |
12-03-02 |
76 |
Diane-kimmi |
Mapo |
12-03-02 |
77 |
E3 Tribal Council |
echogirl |
12-04-02 |
79 |
E4 Immunity Challenge & Vote! |
echogirl |
12-04-02 |
80 |
Tanya/Dirk |
echogirl |
12-04-02 |
81 |
BOB: Kel NBH: Patricia |
PhoenixMons |
12-04-02 |
82 |
Kel/Patricia |
Draco Malfoy |
12-04-02 |
83 |
Carl/Dirk |
ejm92 |
12-04-02 |
84 |
Jessie/Patricia |
Kokoro |
12-04-02 |
85 |
Tanya/Dirk |
bobstew617 |
12-04-02 |
86 |
Jessie/Peter |
toddE |
12-04-02 |
87 |
Tanya/Kimmi |
Solitaire |
12-04-02 |
88 |
Jessie~Kimmi |
BMH |
12-04-02 |
89 |
TANYA/DIRK |
johnthemod |
12-04-02 |
90 |
Sarah/Kimmi |
magic_star |
12-04-02 |
91 |
JESSIE/DIRK |
okonkwo |
12-04-02 |
92 |
Kel/Kimmi |
bubbastan |
12-05-02 |
93 |
Jessie/Patricia |
survivorscott |
12-05-02 |
94 |
Tanya/ Kimmi |
rwj3eb |
12-05-02 |
95 |
Tanya/Kimmi |
CSSHost |
12-05-02 |
96 |
Tanya/Patricia |
Rebel Crown |
12-05-02 |
97 |
RE: E4 Immunity Challenge & Vote! |
I_AM_HE |
12-05-02 |
99 |
RE: Worst.Survivor.Ever "What If" G... |
I_AM_HE |
12-05-02 |
98 |
E4 Vote Total |
echogirl |
12-06-02 |
100 |
E5 Vote |
echogirl |
12-06-02 |
101 |
Kel/Patricia |
echogirl |
12-06-02 |
102 |
Jessie/Patricia |
Kokoro |
12-07-02 |
110 |
Kel/Pat |
PlaneJane3 |
12-07-02 |
103 |
Ramona/Linda |
SherpaDave |
12-07-02 |
104 |
Carl/Dirk |
ejm92 |
12-07-02 |
105 |
John/Dirk |
I_AM_HE |
12-07-02 |
106 |
JESSIE/DIRK |
johnthemod |
12-07-02 |
107 |
Kel/Patricia |
PhoenixMons |
12-07-02 |
108 |
Jessie/Patricia |
CSSHost |
12-07-02 |
109 |
Jessie/Dirk |
bobstew617 |
12-07-02 |
111 |
Jessie~Patricia |
survivorscott |
12-07-02 |
112 |
Sarah/Dirk |
magic_star |
12-07-02 |
113 |
Sarah/Dirk |
rwj3eb |
12-08-02 |
114 |
Jessie/Dirk |
okonkwo |
12-09-02 |
115 |
Voting Closed! |
echogirl |
12-09-02 |
116 |
Alicia |
Red Lady |
12-09-02 |
117 |
RE: Alicia |
Jims02 |
12-09-02 |
123 |
E5 Tribal Council |
echogirl |
12-09-02 |
118 |
E6 IC & Vote |
echogirl |
12-09-02 |
119 |
E6 VOTE & E7 IC |
echogirl |
12-09-02 |
120 |
Silas/Ramona IC-Sarah |
echogirl |
12-09-02 |
121 |
Stacey/Kel IC- Sarah |
Draco Malfoy |
12-09-02 |
122 |
Kel/Diane IC: ? |
PhoenixMons |
12-09-02 |
124 |
RE: Kel/Diane IC: ? |
echogirl |
12-09-02 |
130 |
Silas/Carl |
bobstew617 |
12-09-02 |
125 |
Silas/Kel IC: Ghandia |
toddE |
12-09-02 |
126 |
Silas/Kel, IC - Sarah |
Solitaire |
12-09-02 |
127 |
Silas/Ramona IC: Debb |
Kokoro |
12-09-02 |
129 |
Debb/Kel IC-Sarah |
bubbastan |
12-09-02 |
131 |
TC - STACEY/KEL IC - GHANDIA |
okonkwo |
12-09-02 |
132 |
Debb/Carl |
survivorscott |
12-09-02 |
133 |
Debb/Sarah IC: Ghandia |
magic_star |
12-09-02 |
134 |
Silas/Kel |
Q |
12-10-02 |
136 |
SILAS/KEL IC: Ghandia |
johnthemod |
12-10-02 |
137 |
RE: E6 VOTE & E7 IC |
LionChow |
12-10-02 |
138 |
Debb/Carl/IC-Ghandia |
ejm92 |
12-11-02 |
140 |
RE: E6 IC & Vote |
bobstew617 |
12-09-02 |
128 |
bump |
echogirl |
12-10-02 |
135 |
bump again |
echogirl |
12-11-02 |
139 |
Diane/Ramona IC : Ghandia |
ivoryElephant |
12-11-02 |
141 |
Voting closed! |
echogirl |
12-12-02 |
142 |
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echogirl 2120 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Roller Coaster Inaugurator"
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11-27-02, 02:11 AM (EST)
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4. "RE: Worst.Survivor.Ever "What If" Game" |
Sorry bu Tanya is stuck for three more days! But I agree we should show mercy on her and vote her off soon!
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echogirl 2120 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Roller Coaster Inaugurator"
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11-27-02, 02:05 AM (EST)
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2. "First Immunity Challenge & Vote" |
LAST EDITED ON 11-27-02 AT 02:06 AM (EST)Our first team challenge was very physical! First the teams had to row canoes through a maze, completing mental tasks as they went. Hunter, wanted to leave his team of Bozos ASAP had his team out to a huge lead. Nothing But Holes was totally dysfunctional and lagged way behind. However Jed and Gabe soon took charge and OMH caught Bozos when they reached the shore. Once there each tribe had to push this heavy ball up a snady shore where Jiffy was waiting impatiently. The two winning Tribes got to go to Tribal Council! Unfortunately for Team Bozo Jessie, Sarah, Tanya, and Ramona all got seasick and began throwing up on Hunter. Kel who was used to seeing this in Boot camp reached into his shorts to offer them beef jerky. Carl meanwhile just wanted to get home so he could buy another luxury automobile. By now OMH had reached Jiffy! And the "Hole" Tribe soon caught up. Peter seemed fascinated by the Bozo Girls sickness and tried to offer a holey explanation but Robb said "Doooood" and Dirk quoted scriptures and Team Hole was on its way. In the end Team Bozo was doomed by the girls illness. So now our first Tribal Councils! Pick one Survivor from OMH and one from NBH and please show some mercy on these poor souls!
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johnthemod 423 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Daytime Soap Guest Star"
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11-27-02, 04:09 AM (EST)
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8. "Gabe/Linda" |
Yeah, Gabe, despite his attitude towards the playing of the actual game, is still one of my favorite survivors. And I liked Linda, she reminds me of my college's financial aid lady.
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Q 2569 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Survivor-themed Cruise Spokesperson"
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11-27-02, 01:37 PM (EST)
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14. "Jed/Kimmi" |
First, Love the ideaJed should go, because he was a pretty good survivor, not the worst, and not the best, but he could have been a contender, if he only had better sense than to side with a sick girl, and the most.annoying.survivor in Thailand. Kimmi, She was not that bad, OK she was, but she is not the worst.
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PlaneJane3 110 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Blistex Spokesperson"
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11-27-02, 03:48 PM (EST)
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18. "BB/Patricia" |
Both were mean and caused their own departures!!
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janisella 698 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Reality Show Commentator"
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11-27-02, 03:42 PM (EST)
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17. "Jed/Kimmi" |
they're too good for this
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echogirl 2120 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Roller Coaster Inaugurator"
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11-28-02, 08:30 PM (EST)
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24. "Tribal Council(s) #1" |
LAST EDITED ON 11-28-02 AT 10:56 PM (EST)LAST EDITED ON 11-28-02 AT 08:33 PM (EST) The two winning tribes, "Oh My Heck" and "Nothing But Holes" gleefully navigate the terrain heading to the first ever Worst.Survivor.Ever Tribal Council. Diane has almost passed out, so Silas and Jed carry her. Jed: I think we should just dump her here. After her poor performance no one will vote her out. Besides we need to preserve our strength so we can come back often. Silas: It looks a lot like Survivor Africa here. Didn't Jeff learn his lesson? Diane: I think we are on Big Tom's Farm. The two tribes make there way to a very crude Tribal Council Area. It looks like a Barn. Worse, it smells like a barn! Robb: Dude it smells like Dead Animals in here! They all sit down, OMH on one side, and NBH on the other. In an effort to get votes, Mitchell begins rubbing oil on Patricia's back. Robb seems upset at this gesture and confronts Mitchell. Robb: Dude look at these hands! Mitchell says he is really hungry and wonders why no one is giving him food. Meanwhile a bored Jiffy turns to OMH. Jiffy: As you know the object of this game is to be voted out. Unlike other Survivors, you want to see your name on these cards. So tell me Stacey, why should your tribe vote you off tonight? Stacey: I will sue anyone who doesn't write my name on that card. I will sue you Jeff. I will sue CBS. This game is rigged! Jiffy: (not amused) Yeah right Stacey! What about you Diane? Why should your tribe vote you off tonight? Diane: Well I am sick. I am weak. The longer they keep me around, the less likely we are to win challenges. And the less likely we will ever see Tribal Council again. I urge you to have mercy and vote me off! Silas: You can write my name on the Million Dollar Check. Jiffy: Are you stupid Silas? This is Worst.Survivor.Ever! You get nothing! In fact I hope to see you here often! Silas smirks. Ghandia: Can I say something here? I think you should vote me off tonight because if BB grinds me one more time I am going to throw a tantrum and throw our supplies into the stock pond. I'm a Diva damnit, and this place is dirty, nasty. BB mumbles incoherently. And Gabe starts rapping about love. Jiffy: Gabe if you don't stop rapping I will personally make sure you never leave this.....place. Where are we anyway? Jiffy switches his attention to the Hole tribe. Jiffy: I have to say you guys may be the most idiotic, most dysfunctional tribe ever assembled. Your tribe name is even stupid. Sonja: I've tried to be friendly and create harmony in our tribe, but the boys especially annoy me. I'm glad they are not my own Grandsons. I'm actually much sweeter than Kim Johnson, I was just cast on the wrong episode. Robb: Dude you can't even sing. I think you should vote me out or I will steal all the bananas. Peter: I'm just chillin'! Kimmi: I think you should vote me out before we have a gross food challenge. You know I won't eat animals. Jiffy looks totally bored. He seriosuly contemplates walking out and finding a B-Rate host for this fiasco. Jiffy: It's time to vote! OMH Gabe B.B. B.B. Gabe Jed Gabe Stacey Jiffy gets tired of the drama... Jiffy: Congratulations Gabe, you are not the Worst.Survivor.Ever! Bring me your torch and I will light it so you can take it to Mediocre Lounge. And don't forget your Teddy Bear. Total: Gabe (11 votes) B.B. (3 votes) Jed (2 votes) Stacey (2 votes) NBH Linda Linda Sonja Kimmi Sonja Kimmi Sonja Patricia Mitchell Sonja Kimmi Sonja Sonja Jiffy: I think thats enough! Congratulations Sonja, you can join Gabe now in Mediocre Lounge! Total: Sonja (8 votes) Kimmi (5 votes) Linda (2 votes) Patricia (2 votes) Mitchell (1 vote) Stay Tuned for the first Big Twist! Not everyone who failed to make the merge in the original series made our three tribes. Well lets just say Joel, Michael, Lindsey, Gina, Stephanie and Shii Ann were a bit arrogant over their exclusion. Ha! We are not the worst of the worst! Well for one unlucky Survivor, they too will join the cast! Stay tuned.
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echogirl 2120 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Roller Coaster Inaugurator"
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11-28-02, 10:42 PM (EST)
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26. "Episode 2/Immunity Challenge/Vote!" |
LAST EDITED ON 11-28-02 AT 11:45 PM (EST)LAST EDITED ON 11-28-02 AT 11:13 PM (EST) Meanwhile back at the Bozo Tribe Hunter is fuming. "What a Bunch of Bozos" he mumbles to himself as he wanders about his tribes camp. They have no shelter built. Three Alpha Males, one loner, and four sick girls. Who is going to rescue me from this mess he thinks? Pastor John and Carl are bonding, and they are scheming to keep Hunter around as long as possible. Sarah, figuring she may be here awhile, is disappointed she has no one to sleep with. Tanya, when she isn't throwing up, just cries. "I'm too sweet to be here"! Kel, who is out fishing, decides he may as well get Tree Mail. He heads back to camp. Kel: "Good News/Bad News". That's all it says. Carl: Sounds like a mental challenge to me. I'm a Dentist so let me answer all the questions. Jessie: Yes it worked really well in Africa! Hunter: We can win this! The other tribes are Morons. Please get me out of this place! The three tribes head out where Jiffy is all smiles! Jiffy: welcome! In case you losers have not figured this out, we have a mental challenge. Yes I am going to ask you questions! One member at a time you will write down your answers. The two tribes who get the most answers correct return to Tribal Council where the lucky ones will be voted out. The tribes are giddy in anticipation! Jiffy: And just when you think you have this game figured out, I have decided to add a new twist. Actually it wasn't my idea, it was our Legal Staff. It seems that certain losers were excluded from the original cast. Well since some of you (Jiffy stares at Stacey) threatened legal action, we have decided to make Joel, Michael, Lindsey, Gina, Stephanie, and Shii Ann eligible for our little game! The six begrudgingly walk in and stand behind Jiffy. Jiffy: So the Good News for the Tribe that answers the most questions is that Two, YES two, current members can be voted off tonight. The bad news is you have to vote for One of these six people to join your tribe so they can be eligible for Worst.Survivor.Ever. Since Team Bozo has an extra member, you must sit one out. Team Bozo chooses Hunter who is fuming over this decision. B.B., Kel, and Linda step up. Jiffy: The Nile River is not only the longest river in Africa, it's the longest river in the world. In what country does it begin? B.B.: Africa Kel: Canada Linda: Ethiopia Jiffy: Linda you are correct! B.B. Africa is a continent. B.B. mumbles incoherently and the Hole Tribe hugs Linda. Next up are Debb, Jessie and Patricia. Jiffy: What Former Heavyweight Boxing Champion has his own line of BBQ grills? Debb: Rocky Jessie: Troy Aikman Patricia: George Foreman Jiffy: Sorry Debb, Rocky was a fictional character. Jessie I don't know what you were thinking. Mamma you are correct! Patricia: I own four of them! Jiffy: Go figure! Next up are Jed, Sarah, and Mitchell. Jiffy: Hole has a big lead, so the pressure is on Jed and Sarah. Okay the question. What type of breast implants did the FDA rule as illegal in the United States? Jed: Silicone Sarah: (smirks) Silicone Mitchell: Beanie Babies Jiffy: Sarah & Jed you are correct! Mitchell I don't even want to go there! Okay we have two points Hole, one point Bozo, and one Point Oh My Heck. Next up are Stacey, Tanya, and Peter. Jiffy: What song did Judy Garland make famous in the "Wizard Of Oz"? Stacey: "Over The Rainbow" Tanya: "Over The Rainbow" Peter: "Head Like A Hole" Jiffy: Stacey and Tanya you are correct! Peter have you thought about checking yourself into a Mental hospital after this show? Next up are Diane, Ramona, and Kimmi. Jiffy: What was the first "Hamburger Chain" to open? Diane: McDonalds Ramona: Burger King Kimmi: I do not condone this question. Jiffy: Well you are all wrong! The first hamburger chain was White Castle in 1921. Kimmi what's your beef? Next up are Ghandia, Pastor John, and Robb. Jiffy: The number of letters in the Greek Alphabet? Robb: Bro this is like a totally unfair question. Greeks are like ancient and not American. Jiffy: Answer the damn question....Bro Ghandia: 24 Pastor John: 24 Robb: 666 Jiffy: Ghandia and John are correct! We have three points OHM, three points Bozo, and two points Holes. The pressure is on with this question. If we have a tie, the last person will remain here until we have a winner. Silas, Carl, Dirk it's up to you now. Robb (to Dirk): Dude you better get this right or I am going to freaking strangle you. Jiffy: Name one Feminine Hygeine Product. Silas (smirks): Tampons Carl (confident): Tampons Dirk (confused): Lipstick Jiffy: Dirk are you a virgin? Nevermind, your wrong! Holes wil not be going to Tribal Council tonight. Silas, Carl since we have a tie you both move on. Whoever gets the next question right will go to Tribal Council where two members get voted off, and one new member is voted on. The runner-up's Tribe gets to vote one person off tonight. Are you ready? Hunter: This isn't fair. I want to play too! Jiffy: Shut up Hunter. Okay are you ready? True or False. Turpentine has been used to fill cavities in teeth. Silas: True Carl: False. Jiffy: The answer is true, turpentine has been used to fill cavities in teeth. Congratulations OMH, you get two vote two members off your tribe tonight! And then you get to add either Joel, Michael, Lindsey, Gina, Stephanie, or Shii Ann. Bozos, don't fret as you also get to go to your first Tribal Council and vote your first member off. See you tonight, you can head back to camp. Drumroll please!!!!! Now Your Votes!!! Oh My Heck (OMH) : Vote to remove 2 of the following: B.B. (3 previous votes) Jed (2 votes) Stacey (2 votes) Silas (-) Debb (-) Diane (-) Ghandia (-) Then you will Vote In (VI) one of the following who you think most deserves consideration as the Worst.Survivor.Ever. Joel (S1) - Chauvinistic & bossy. Michael (S2) - Doh! Feel into the fire! Lindsey (S3) - Overemotional, lazy Mallrat. Gina (S4) - Aligned with Hunter. Stephanie (S5) - Outcast who slept in the rain. Shii Ann (S5) - She Devil who played her cards too soon. Bunch of Bozos (BOB): Vote out ONE of the following: Kel (S2) Carl (S3) Hunter (S4) John (S5) Jessie (S3) Sarah (S4) Tanya (S5) Ramona (S1) Remember this is Worst.Survivor.Ever. You are voting off those who you think are least deserving of the title!!! Cast your votes as OMH (2)/BOB (1) and VI (vote-in) one of the six left out Survivors. Good luck castaways!
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11-28-02, 10:51 PM (EST)
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27. "OMH-Jed/Stacey BOB-Tanya VI-Joel" |
Sheesh I really can't think of two members of OMH to vote out. Jed I gues is easy. He was hot, and an asset in the challenges. My second vote? I thought about Silas. But his arrogance (as opposed to Jed's outsiderness--is that even a word) gave Jed the nod. Stacey? Oh I didn't like her, but since I don't want to boot Jed and Silas now, she gets my other vote.BOB? Easy! Tanya was sooo unlucky! She got sick, and even a sick Tanya should have outlasted Ghandia. Lets get her to Mediocre Lodge now! Vote-In? Hmmm. Gina is the only one I won't consider. The others all did things to deserve the fate on being stuck with the rest of the cast. It came down to Lindsey and Joel for me. But I guess I really thought Joel was a bonehad, so he gets my vote to join the cast! OMH-Jed/Stacey BOB-Tanya Vote-In-Joel
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bubbastan 625 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Reality Show Commentator"
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12-01-02, 10:38 AM (EST)
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40. "RE: OMH-BB/Jed, BOB-Hunter, VI-Joel" |
Okay, I'm trying this again, and this time I'm actually putting my response in the right place.OMH - If I really must vote for two from this tribe, I guess it's B.B. and Jed. B.B. was an easy choice, he wasn't too bad, just a wee bit too drill-seargent-like. Jed, was, I guess, the best of those left on OMH, although I still think his sullen spoiled, "they won't do things my way so I'm not gonna play" approach should earn him further consideration as W.S.E. BOB - Hunter. There is no way that he should be the W.S.E.! He just ended up on the WORST.TRIBE.EVER. He would have gone very far if he was on just about any other installment. All he was trying to do was get his bunch of bozo's to work as a team, which was the right thing to do. Voted-in - Joel. He irked me to no end (although I really want to do a write-in ballot and put Rob M. here, who just made me want to whack him upside his thick head every time he "graced" my television screen).
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janisella 698 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Reality Show Commentator"
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11-28-02, 11:11 PM (EST)
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30. "Jed/Stacey/Kel out Lindsey in" |
Lindsey wasn't that lame, but neither were the others on the list.
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11-28-02, 11:31 PM (EST)
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32. "OMH: B.B./Jed; BOB: Sarah; VI: Shii Ann" |
I liked Jed and BB at least helped his tribe alot.Sarah was one of my top 2 S4 contestants. I hated Shii Ann, although it was close between her and Gina. T-Mac hits the three! Magic Win! Magic Win!
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johnthemod 423 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Daytime Soap Guest Star"
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11-29-02, 00:25 AM (EST)
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33. "OMH- Jed/Silas; VI- Joel; BOB- Tanya" |
Based on attractiveness; I like attractive people, and therefore like to keep them on the show, so the opposite goes here. Vote in however based on the fact that I want revenge for Joel beating Greg in the Surv I what if game. He'll stay this time.
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ShowMeTheWinner 962 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Fitness Correspondent"
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12-01-02, 11:29 AM (EST)
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41. "OMH: Jed/Silas; VI: Lindsey; BOB: Tanya" |
Kathy O'Brien... The Sole Survivor! (I'd rather be delusional)
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12-01-02, 04:43 PM (EST)
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44. "tiebreaker: TANYA" |
LAST EDITED ON 12-01-02 AT 04:49 PM (EST)LAST EDITED ON 12-01-02 AT 04:45 PM (EST) Okay I know Hunter has his fans, but why should sweet Tanya have to suffer any longer? Yes Hunter was a physical asset, but he made one stupid move (trying to get Rob to turn on Sarah) that cost him dearly. Yes Rob was a knucklehead! But think about it this way. Would you have asked Rodger to vote against Elisabeth early on knowing their bond? Or Paschal against Neleh? Or Colby to oust Tina? Basically Hunter did just this! He knew Rob's bond with Sarah and approached him anyway to boot her off. DUMB! I have nothing personal against Hunter, but this was STUPID! Therefore he deserves to stay longer than Tanya! Tiebreaker-Tanya echogirl
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okonkwo 98 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Hollywood Squares Square"
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12-01-02, 05:22 PM (EST)
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45. "tiebreaker - Hunter" |
I like both but Hunter really deserved to get farther than he did.
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12-01-02, 05:45 PM (EST)
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46. "Tiebreaker - Hunter" |
EOM
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johnthemod 423 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Daytime Soap Guest Star"
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12-01-02, 06:10 PM (EST)
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48. "Tiebreaker: Tanya" |
I voted for her last time, I don't like Hunter, why change now?
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bobstew617 723 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Reality Show Commentator"
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12-01-02, 10:10 PM (EST)
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62. "RE: and its 4-4...." |
And my vote is for...HUNTER. Sorry, Tanya. Hunter was royally SCREWED in S4--maybe next time.
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echogirl 2120 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Roller Coaster Inaugurator"
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12-02-02, 04:52 AM (EST)
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65. "Hunter wins....Hunter wins....Hunter wins!!!!!" |
Isn't this game empowering! Bobstew played judge and jury and now Hunter has been set free! Lets just hope we don't have a anti-Tanya backlash now. She deserves to go next!
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echogirl 2120 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Roller Coaster Inaugurator"
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12-01-02, 08:54 PM (EST)
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54. "E2 Tribal Council(s)" |
LAST EDITED ON 12-02-02 AT 04:47 AM (EST)LAST EDITED ON 12-01-02 AT 09:06 PM (EST) LAST EDITED ON 12-01-02 AT 09:03 PM (EST) LAST EDITED ON 12-01-02 AT 08:56 PM (EST) I'm in a rush, so I will go light on the drama this episode! First up was OMH . This time two lucky Survivors had to be voted off. Well no one other than OMH was thrilled with the prospect of voting two members out, but hey somebody has to go! The SB Voters decided that Jed and B.B. are NOT the Worst.Survivor.Ever. Stacey and Silas were next in line with 4 votes each, but they will remain for now. Jed & B.B. now head to Mediocre Lounge. http://community.realitytvworld.com/boards/User_files/3deabea955898a0e.html http://community.realitytvworld.com/boards/User_files/3deabe6b553608a1.html Wondering why I get links instead of pictures? Well it's BB and Jed!!! The totals: Jed (11 votes) B.B. (7 votes) ***** Stacey (4 votes) Silas (4 votes) Debb (2 votes) Diane (2 votes) And in the much anticipated "Vote In", there were only two strong contenders, Joel and Lindsey. However Lindsey, the overemotional, lazy Mallrat pulled away in the end so she will now join her buddy Silas, and the rest of the gang on "Oh My Heck". Will her stay be short-lived, or is she truly a contender? Stay tuned! Vote-In Tally : Lindsey (9 votes) Joel (4 votes) Shii Ann (1 vote) Stephanie (1 vote) Gina (no votes) Michael (no votes) The final vote featured Bunch of Bozos first trip to Tribal Council. Here we had a heated race between Hunter, Tanya, Kel and Jessie. It seems all have a strong legion of fans and wanted them out....like now! Well the first vote was so close it forced a vote-off between Hunter and Tanya. The original vote went like this: Hunter (4 votes) Tanya (4 votes) Jessie (3 votes) Kel (3 votes) Sarah (1 vote) Carl, John (S5), and Ramona were UTR. So we now have a vote-off between Hunter and Tanya. The winner heads to Mediocre Lounge and the loser must stay at least three more days! Stay tuned...I will edit in the winner soon! And in a nailbiting tiebreaker the Hunter fans prevailed sending Tanya back to her tribe and Hunter to Mediocre Lounge! Congratulations Hunter on a hard fought victory! Just don't ask Tanya out on a date...lol!
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12-01-02, 09:26 PM (EST)
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55. "E3 IC (the Cruel Twist of fate) and VOTE!" |
LAST EDITED ON 12-01-02 AT 09:39 PM (EST)The heated Tribal Council for BOB went on and on and on. Heck it's time for the next Immunity Challenge and it's still not over! Where is BOB? How can they win this challenge if they are not even here? Well in an unprecedented move, Jiffy has decided BOB must forfeit this challenge sending OMH (yes again) and NBH to the next Tribal Council. Remember you are voting off one member from each tribe you DO NOT THINK is the Worst.Survivor.Ever. Lindsey becomes eligible for her first vote. OMH Stacey S1 (6 previous votes) Silas S3 (4 previous votes) Diane S3 (2 previous votes) Debb S2 (2 previous votes) Ghandia S5 (UTR) Lindsey S3 (no votes-first time eligible) NBH Kimmi S2 (5 previous votes) Linda S3 (2 previous votes) Patricia S4 (2 previous votes) Mitchell S2 (1 previous vote) Dirk S1 (UTR) Peter S4 (UTR) Robb S5 (UTR) I know this is a cruel way to do this, but the show must go on!
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12-04-02, 00:02 AM (EST)
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78. "E3 Voting Closed!" |
Stay Tuned For Tribal Council!
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12-01-02, 09:37 PM (EST)
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58. "OMH - Silas, NBH - Robb" |
Get these two out of here, they do not deserve to be here with the others. They were awesome.
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12-01-02, 09:48 PM (EST)
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59. "STACEY/ROBB" |
I liked Robb! He was cool, and Im going to keep voting for Stacey until she is gone, because I dont really like anyone who is on OMH LOL. What I will do when she is gone, I dunno hehe.
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12-01-02, 09:52 PM (EST)
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60. "Silas~Robb" |
wow this is gettin harder and harder..I hate both of the ppl I just listed..but somebody had to leave..and I guess I wouldn't consider either the worst survivor ever...
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12-01-02, 10:07 PM (EST)
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61. "STACEY/LINDA" |
I'll say these two should not be the worst this time. I won't vote Silas until he gets out of S3 What If (so there--NYAAH )
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12-02-02, 00:13 AM (EST)
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63. "SILAS/ROBB" |
Wait a second...I voted Linda when Robb was on NBH...there's not way....I missed his name...oh well, it wouldn't have mattered anyways. Robb was one of my favorite survivors, as odd as that may seem. And Silas, again, is attractive as all heck.
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12-02-02, 08:40 PM (EST)
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72. "Diane/Dirk" |
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echogirl 2120 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Roller Coaster Inaugurator"
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12-03-02, 08:29 PM (EST)
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76. "Bump....." |
....because I need a few more votes before I do the Tribal Council!
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echogirl 2120 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Roller Coaster Inaugurator"
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12-04-02, 01:49 AM (EST)
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79. "E3 Tribal Council" |
Previously On Worst.Survivor.Ever. In episode two the Oh My Heck winning streak continued where they won the quiz challenge and got two vote two lucky Survivors off. It wasn't really close and Jed and BB had their flames lit and were merrily sent to Mediocre Lounge. In a twist, the members of OMH had to vote on a Survivor left off our original cast. In a landslide Lindsey was elected. Bunch of Bozos (BOB) also was rewarded with their first Tribal Council. In a heated and somewhat ugly vote, four Tribe Members garnered heavy support. Tanya, Hunter, Kel and Jessie all had their supporters, and Tanya and Hunter finished in a dead heat. Since this was BOB's first Tribal Council previous votes did not come into play. This forced a rather nasty tiebreaker vote-off that carried over into the next day. Hunter eventually prevailed, sending Tanya in tears back to her tribe and Hunter to Mediocre Lounge. Unfortunately they had to forfeit the next challenge sending Oh My Heck and Nothing But Holes to Tribal Council Number 3. Night Before Tribal Council Jiffy, wanting the tribes to suffer a bit more decided to delay Tribal Council one day. Actually he wanted to watch Monday Night Football and a Pamela Lee Anderson DVD, but whatever. Meanwhile back at the OMH camp tensions are high and love is in the air. A reunited Lindsey and Silas are fueding. Lindsey: Wipe that smirk off your face you moron. If you had not pissed off Jiffy in Africa I would have made the merge. Do you know what Big Tom did to me? You thought Carl and Frank were bad. Silas: Well if you and Kim and Brandon had done ANYTHING I wouldn't have been the one swapped. Besides I heard you really enjoyed Tom's nasty hind rubbing your butt. Lindsey: Don't f*** with me Silas! I will make sure you have a long, miserable stay here. Face it, your the last guy left on this tribe. How sorry is that! Meanwhile Debb, Diane, and Ghandia begin to bond. Debb: You know that Silas is kinda cute! He reminds me of my Stepson. Diane: He's a sweetie! Not very smart, but I would love to see what's in his mailbox. Ghandia: Hon after Ted and BB he is sure looking good to me. Let's face it the three of us may be here a long, long time. And he's the only man left in this tribe. You know I'm getting lonely, but I don't swing any other way. Debb: Should we tie him up? Lindsey overhears the plan and howls! Lindsey: OMG he is going to hate me for this. I love it! Poor, poor Silas.... Meanwhile back at the Hole camp.... Robb (to Peter who is practicing Yoga): Dude did anyone ever tell you your a freaking Fruit Loop. Peter: eeeewwwwoooooooeeeeeooowwwww Kimmi: Is Peter having an orgasm? Patricia: No Kimmi he forgot to put the tools by the Tool Tree so I whacked him upside the head. Mitchie Baby can you rub some lotion on my back? Mitchell: But I'm so hungry.... Meanwhile Dirk just prays someone will vote him off of this looney tribe. Off To Tribal Council OMH arrives first. Silas appears dazed and confused and slightly bruised. Jiffy: Welcome Oh My Heck to your third straight Tribal Council! And Lindsey, welcome to your first. How does it feel to be back with your good friend Silas? Lindsey: Well Jiffy I was quite pissed to be voted back onto this show, and even angrier when I found out I would be stuck with Silas. But revenge is sweet. And we got ours last night. Jiffy: Revenge? Silas would you like to elaborate. Silas: (breaking down in tears) I want to go home! These women are crazy. They are freaks. They hurt me. I beg you, please vote me off tonight. Debb: What a wuss. You know I'm a Prison Guard and I think Silas would make a pretty sweet girlfriend for some of those inmates. He's going to vote me off tonight....aren't you Silas. Silas (wimpers): Please don't hurt me Debb! Jiffy: So Debb since BB is gone have you assumed the Tribes Role as Alpha Male? Debb: (looking at Silas): Like I have a choice. Jiffy: Stacey, you've been very quiet tonight. Is this a part of your new strategy? Stacey: Well I heard rumours that the ratings were so bad for this series that this show was going to be cancelled. It may save you a lawsuit. But basically I hate my tribemates. You know I'm really beginning to miss Rudy. Jiffy: We finished a respectable sixth in our time slot just behind reruns of the Gong Show. I am confident my upcoming twists will bring viewers back despite this dismal cast. If not we could always get Chuck Barris to host. Diane: I had such a crush on the Unknown Comic. Jiffy: Enough...it's time to vote. Ghandia your first. Diane Stacey Silas Lindsey Diane Lindsey Stacey Silas Diane Stacey Debb Silas Three votes Stacey, three votes Lindsey, three votes Silas, three votes Diane... Silas Stacey Lindsey Lindsey And the fourth member of OMH to be voted out is Lindsey. Lindsey bring me your torch and I will light it so you can join the others at Mediocre Lounge. Lindsey: (laughing) Bye Silas...enjoy your stay! Lindsey walks off.... Vote Total Lindsey (5 votes) Silas (4 votes) Stacey (4 votes) Diane (3 votes) Debb (1 vote) Ghandia (no votes) NBH Tribal Council Jiffy: Welcome back! Robb: Dude this is so embarrasing. How could I get stuck on such a loser tribe? Jiffy: Robb shut up. Dirk: Sean was my friend. Jiffy: Mmmm...thanks Dirk! Any strategy for you? Dirk: I want to be Robb's friend but he won't let me ride his skateboard. Robb: Dude your such a loser. I'm the most eligible bachelor in Arizona and I'm trying to teach you a thing or two about chicks but you are just so freaking clueless. Dirk: I just want to ride your skateboard... Patricia: Dirk will you rub some lotion on my back? Mitchell: That's my job Momma. I'm too weak to do anything else. Linda: Mother Africa help me! Jiffy: Linda, you will be happy to know your friend Lindsey was voted off tonight. Are you looking forward to seeing her again? Linda: Yes Jeff, I want her to give me a big hug. Peter: eeeewwwwweeeeoooooooeeewwwwooooo Robb: Dude if you don't stop that I'm going to choke you. Peter: eeeeewwwwweeeeeooooooeeeeewwwwoooo Kimmi slaps Peter. Jiffy: Thank you Kimmi. I think we should vote now. Momma Linda Rob Robb: Two b's.... Momma Momma Dude Rob Dude Kimmi Dude Rob Jiffy: That's enough. Congratulations Dude you are no longer a member of this tribe. Gather your torch and skateboard and you can head to Mediocre Lounge.... Robb: Awesome! (looks back at his tribe) Dude you all suck..... Final Vote: Robb (8 votes) Patricia (3 votes) Kimmi (3 votes) Linda (1 vote) Peter (1 vote) Dirk (1 vote) Mitchell (no votes) Now Playing at Mediocre Lounge: Who will join them next? And who will be left as the Worst.Survivor.Ever.
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80. "E4 Immunity Challenge & Vote!" |
LAST EDITED ON 12-04-02 AT 05:32 AM (EST)The remaining members of OMH & NBH walk back to camp feeling dejected. Ghandia fumes over being the only one on her tribe without a vote and Silas just cries. The members of NBH are actually relieved Robb is gone. If they can only shut Peter's hole they might actually get some rest before the next Immunity Challenge. Meanwhile at BOB the mood has been somber following Hunter's exit. Tanya is sullen--how could this happen to her? And Pastor John and Carl fight over who will be the Tribe's Alpha Male. Kel? Well he's fishing at the stock pond. Jessie and Ramona get Tree Mail. Ramona: Choose your members wisely and prepare for a show. Pick the wrong ones and your next three days will blow. Carl: They really need to hire some new writers for this show. The three tribes all gather for the next Immunity Challenge. Jiffy is all smiles. In the middle of a field is a stage and a platform. Jiffy: This is a mysery challenge and I need you to select three members from each tribe to participate. The tribes huddle together. Jiffy: Have you made your decision? The tribes nod. OMH picked Silas, Ghandia, and Diane. BOB picked Tanya, Jessie, and Carl. NBH picked Kimmi, Patricia, and Mitchell. Jiffy: As you may know the most important thing about Survivor is ratings. Ratings equal sponsors, and sponsors equal money. Needless to say the networks want beautiful people. Sex sells. Unfortunately our ratings are down and our sponsorships are, well lacking. We approached Victoria's Secret, GQ Magazine, the Gap, even Goodwill. They all said no. The only sponsor we could line up was South Of Hollywood Lingerie. And in order for us to get this sponsor, they demanded a fashion show. Well we need the money! So for this Immunity Challenge you must pick out an outfit, do your best Diva Impersonation, and hope to impress our panel of Celebrity Judges. The two tribes with the highest cumulative score will go to Tribal Council where two more members will be voted off. Carl and Silas look like they are going to throw up! Jiffy: Remember now you will be judged on grace, poise, and attitude! Now I would like to introduce our celebrity judges. Out step Rudy, Big Tom, Brandon, and Clay in really cheap tuxedos. Jiffy: Please welcome our judges. The contestants walk back stage to pick out there outfits. Meanwhile the judges look forward to the show. Clay: My oh my we are gonna see some a** today! Big Tom: Wheres Kim P? Itz time for her bath. Rudy: Brandon are you a homosexual? Brandon: I only agreed to do this because I thought some cute guys would be left. Rudy: Do you think Richard was cute? I like Richard, just not in a homosexual way. Brandon: Richard was so not cute. What happened to Jed? He was a total hottie. Big Tom: Now you jest holler if you find any ticks on ya. Meanwhile backstage Carl, Silas and Mitchell frantically search for something to wear. Carl: There isn't anything here any Alpha Male would wear. I'm not going to do it. Jessie: If we have to forfeit another challenge just because of your ego you will never get voted off. Here try this, its cute! Carl fumbles with the pink-lace Babydoll and decides the catsuit is a bit more masculine. Patricia: Is that a plus size? I'll take that! Meanwhile Mitchell, being 7'6', can't find anything that fits. Jiffy: Okay lets get on with this! Clay: Show me some a**!!! Out walk the first three contestants. Ghandia, in a black Rhinestone Bustier which proudly displays her cleavage, goes first. She works the judges and poses for imaginary cameras. Clay: Look at that a**!!! Next is Patricia wearing a pink-lace Babydoll. Patricia: I'm a sexy Momma!!! The judges look stunned. Brandon reaches for a paper sack. Next is Carl, in a skin tight catsuit. Pastor John and Kel laugh hysterically. Rudy throws up. Rudy: Is he a homosexual? Clay: Look at that a**! Big Tom: Hell Clay I think yer glasses are fogged up. Let me wipe em off fer ya. Clay: What in the hell is that? Jiffy: Judges can I have your votes. Ghandia first. Clay gives her a 10. Big Tom gives her a 5. Brandon and Rudy give her a 0. 15 points for Ghandia. Patricia. Clay gives her a 10. Big Tom gives her a 3. Brandon and Rudy give her a 0. 13 points for Patricia. Carl. 0-0-0-0. 0 points for Carl. Next up are Jessie, Kimmi and Silas. Jessie is first. She is wearing a sexy satin leopard print chemise. She seductively works the judges. Clay: Look at that a**.....Look at that a**.....Look at that a**.... Clay falls out of his chair. Big Tom: Holy jeez....and to thunk I voted you off. Rudy: I'm glad I'm not a homosexual. Even Brandon seems impressed by Jessie's Diva Chic display. Kimmi is next wearing earthy, but cute flannel boxers and a stretch cotton cami. Clay: Look at that a**....Look at that a**!!! Big Tom: Mmmm...mmmm...good! Last in this group is Silas. Silas opted for a black see-through cami and a black G-String obviously hoping to sway Brandon's vote. He struts down the runway with confidence. Rudy and Big Tom look stunned. Clay: Look at that a**....Look at that a**!! Silas walks up to Brandon and rips off his cami. Brandon: Look at that chest! Oh my! Rudy: That ain't nothing. You havn't seen Richard's gut. The votes. Jessie first. Clay gives her a 10. Big Tom a 10. Rudy a 10. Brandon a 10. A perfect score of 40! Kimmi. Clay gives Kimmi a 10. Big Tom gives Kimmi a 10. Rudy gives Kimmi an 8. Brandon gives Kimmi a 0. Kimmi gets 28 Diva points. Silas. Clay gives Silas a 10. Big Tom and Rudy give Silas a 0. Brandon gives Silas 10. 20 points for Silas. Last up are Diane, Tanya and Mitchell. Diane comes out in a French Maid outfit complete with a feather duster. Clay: Look at that a**. Look at that a**. Diane tickles Clay's nose with the duster. He falls out of his chair again. She looks at Big Tom. Diane: You know it was me who opened those beans Big Boy! Big Tom looks disgusted. Brandon throws up. Next up is Tanya. The Survivor Sweetheart is the essence of tasteful, yet sweet seduction in her full-lenth silk charmeuse gown. The girl next door. She knows she's too good for these dirty old men, but she works them over anyway. Clay: Look at that a**. Look at that a** Look at that a**. Clay falls out of his chair. Big Tom: Mmmm...mmm...mmmm. The sweetest thing since Kim P. Honey I know you need a bath. Rudy: Where's my viagra. I'm damn sure no homosexual. Last but not least is Mitchell. Poor Mitchell was too tall for anything so he opted for a violet G-string and a feather boa. Wearing six inch spiked heels, Mitchell is quite a sight. And graceful he is not. Clay: It's a damn ostrich in a boa! I don't even see any a**. Big Tom: Ain't that a sight. Seen prettier Emus. Poor Rudy's viagra is starting to kick in. Big Tom: Get off the stage boy, you will give the old man a heart attack. Brandon just laughs. The scores. Diane. Clay gives her a 10. Big Tom a 0. Rudy a 1. Brandon a 0. 11 points for Diane. Tanya. 4 tens. 40 points for Tanya. Mitchell. Clay gives him a 0. Big Tom a 0. Rudy a 0. Brandon gives him a 5 for the boa. Mitchell scores 5 points. Jiffy meets with the judges to tally the scores. The Bozos score 80 points, and NBH and OMH tie with 46. The tiebreaker will be a talent contest. Jiffy: Good news for BOB. With a score of 80 points you will be going to Tribal Coincil tonight. The bad news is we have a tie between Holes and OMH. The tiebreaker will be a talent contest. Holes choose one member of OMH, OMH choose one member of NBH. The winner of the talent portion of the contest will determine who goes to Tribal Council. The two tribes huddle. OMH decides on Mitchell. NBH picks Diane. Both decide to sing. Diane goes first. She picks Madonna's "Like A Virgin". She begins to cackle into the microphone and the Hole tribe begins tossing eggs. Soon the microphone breaks. The judges hide beneath the table holding their ears and trying to avoid the eggs. Less than a minute into the song, the judges make their decision and gong her. 0.0.0.0. O points for Diane. Next up is Mitchell. Still in his g-string and feather boa, Mitchell breaks out into Rod Stewart's "Do Ya Think I'm Sexy". This time OMH begins tossing eggs. Momma, upset her boy is being targeted, jumps on stage to shield Mitch. The poor judges can't stand anymore and don't want another tiebreaker. Each judge gives Mitchell a 1. Mitchell is still singing and dancing. Jiffy: Mitchell....Mitchell....that's enough! And the second tribe to go to Tribal Council tonight will be NBH. Congratulations Mitchell! You look ridiculous, but the judges decision is final. Judges do you have anything more to say? Clay: Where is that a**. Where is that a**? Jiffy: Nice Clay, you guys can head back to Tom's house. Rudy you might want to lay off the viagra tonight. Stacey: This was the most disgusting Immunity Challenge ever. What depths will you reach before you admit this show is an utter failure. Your despicable. Kel: Can I go fishing now? Sarah: Wait, when do I go on stage? I am Princess FluffyPillows... Jiffy: You can head back to camp..... Now it's time to vote! Choose one member from BOB who you think is NOT the Worst.Survivor.Ever. Get them off of this fiasco and to Mediocre Lounge fast! Tanya (4 previous votes) Jessie (3 previous votes) Kel (3 previous votes) Sarah (1 previous vote) Ramona (UTR) Carl (UTR) Pastor John (UTR) And choose one member from NBH to send to Mediocre Lounge. Kimmi (8 previous votes) Patricia (5 previous votes) Linda (3 previous votes) Dirk (1 previous vote) Peter (1 previous vote) Mitchell (1 previous vote) Who will go next? Will the show get cancelled before we form a jury? Does anyone even care! Stay tuned!
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echogirl 2120 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Roller Coaster Inaugurator"
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12-04-02, 05:17 AM (EST)
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81. "Tanya/Dirk" |
BOB-Tanya NBH-DirkOkay everyone has to vote off Tanya this time! I can poke fun at most everyone left, but not poor Tanya! Have mercy on her! My next choice is Dirk. Yes I voted Patricia last time, but I changed my mind. Dirk wasn't a very good Survivor. But the worst? No. Besides he was soooo boring I don't know what I will do with him if he last many more episodes! I already miss Robb! At least he was fun to write for. Oh well this game continues to plummet in the ratings! Will it survive?
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Solitaire 103 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Blistex Spokesperson"
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12-04-02, 02:50 PM (EST)
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88. "Tanya/Kimmi" |
Tough choice for NBH.
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rwj3eb 161 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Blistex Spokesperson"
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12-05-02, 02:42 PM (EST)
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95. "Tanya/ Kimmi" |
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echogirl 2120 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Roller Coaster Inaugurator"
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12-06-02, 11:41 PM (EST)
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100. "E4 Vote Total" |
OMG I've totally neglected my little game! I guess with so many "What If" games going on I just forgot. Anyway I have company tonight and will be busy tomorrow, so no clever summaries. Sorry! The votes: BOB Tanya - 8 votes Jessie - 5 votes Kel - 3 votes Sarah - 1 vote Carl 1 vote Tanya, congrulations you can now head to Mediocre Lounge! NBH Dirk - 6 votes Kimmi - 6 votes Patricia - 5 votes Peter - 1 vote We have a tie. Because Kimmi had more previous votes than Dirk, she can now head to Mediocre Lounge! Congatulations Kimmi, you are not the Worst.Survivor Ever! Will add Kimmi's pix later!
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echogirl 2120 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Roller Coaster Inaugurator"
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12-06-02, 11:55 PM (EST)
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101. "E5 Vote" |
Well sorry for the short summary. Wait no summary! Anyone who feels creative tonight may add one! I don't have time tonight! Anyway BOB and NBH win again. Pick one remaining member of each tribe who you think is not the Worst.Survivor.Ever and send them to Mediocre Lounge! BOB Jessie Kel Carl Ramona Pastor John Sarah NBH Patricia Dirk Peter Linda Mitchell Sorry for the lame summary!
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PlaneJane3 110 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Blistex Spokesperson"
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12-07-02, 00:28 AM (EST)
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103. "Kel/Pat" |
Definetly the right choice!
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ejm92 2221 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Roller Coaster Inaugurator"
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12-07-02, 00:57 AM (EST)
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105. "Carl/Dirk" |
2002 NFC North Champs
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CSSHost 51 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Hollywood Squares Square"
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12-07-02, 10:02 AM (EST)
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109. "Jessie/Patricia" |
Theres nothing wrong with being booted 2nd!
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rwj3eb 161 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Blistex Spokesperson"
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12-08-02, 03:40 PM (EST)
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114. "Sarah/Dirk" |
n/a
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okonkwo 98 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Hollywood Squares Square"
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12-09-02, 01:04 AM (EST)
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115. "Jessie/Dirk" |
They werent as bad as the others
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echogirl 2120 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Roller Coaster Inaugurator"
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12-09-02, 04:27 AM (EST)
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116. "Voting Closed! " |
Results and next TC coming soon!
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echogirl 2120 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Roller Coaster Inaugurator"
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12-09-02, 05:11 AM (EST)
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118. "E5 Tribal Council" |
The two lucky tribes BOB and NBH headed back to Tribal Council. Once there they are shocked to find Jiffy missing! Evidently he became disgusted with this farce and decided to attend a Celebrity Roast for Survivor's Outback's Nick Brown. Yes Nick Brown! Ill-prepared for a stand-in Jiffy had no choice but to find someone from Mediocre Lounge. Our guest host for this Tribal Council is.......... Robb: Dudes welcome to Tribal Council!
The Tribes looked shock. Dirk: I miss you Robb. And your skateboard. Robb: Shut up Dirk. Peter: eeeewwwwweeeeeewwwwweeee Mitchell: I'm hungry... As you can see not much has changed with this Tribe! Robb turns his attention to BOB . Robb: Dude Hunter called me a Knucklehead, why did you vote him off? Ramona: Speaking of Hunter, when is he sending that plane? Robb: Dude he lied. He isn't really a pilot, he drives a stupid delivery truck. Pastor John: You know I came here to win this thing. Sarah: (shows some cleavage) So how much do you think I paid for these? Jessie: Does anyone have any chapstick? Kel: Does anyone have any gum? Unidentified crew member: This is the lamest Tribal Council I have ever seen. Vote! And get outta here! Robb: Dude you heard the man! Carl your first.... The votes are read (yawn) Kel Sarah Jessie Jessie Jessie Kel Jessie Jessie And the third member of BOB to be voted off is..... You can now head to Mediocre Lounge! And the vote for NBH
Patricia Dirk Patricia Dirk Patricia Dirk And in a nailbiter the fourth member to be voted off is.... Congratulations Dirk, light your torch and head for Mediocre Lounge! Now at Mediocre Lounge:
Who will join them next? And who will be left to contend for the title of Worst.Survivor.Ever. Whatever!
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echogirl 2120 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Roller Coaster Inaugurator"
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12-09-02, 05:49 AM (EST)
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119. "E6 IC & Vote" |
Debb rushes back to OMH's camp with Tree Mail. Speaking of trees, Silas is tied up to one. Stacey seems uninterested in the Tree Mail.Stacey: Did you get the newspaper? Debb: yeah, yeah I got it. Debb hands Stacey the newspaper she stole from Big Tom's porch. Stacey searches for the Enertainment section, and specifically the Nielsen Ratings. Stacey; 164 out of 169 shows! We finished behind the Jaime Farr Christmas Special. I love this! Silas: Can someone untie me? Ghandia: So what does the Tree Mail say? Debb: It's a picture of Clarence? Diane: Oh my God we are going to eat beans! The three Tribes make their way to a big field. Wait this whole place is a big field. Whatever. Jiffy is there holding an ice pack to his head. Ramona: What on earth happened to you? Jiffy: A long story. After Nick's roast Rob DiCarnio, Zoe and I hit some local bars. They were broadcasting last night's Tribal Council which you know we are running live. Well Robert hangs out in some rough bars and the crowds got rather nasty when they witnessed that debacle. Someone hit me over the head with a pool cue, and then a beer bottle. If not for Zoe, Robert and I would have been killed. Jiffy pauses. Then turns to Stacey. Jiffy: Your an attorney Stacey, could I get some legal advice? Stacey: (smirking) Does the name Jaime Farr ring a bell? Jiffy: B-Rate Movie Actor. M.A.S.H., the Gong Show...so what. Stacey: Guess who beat us in the ratings. Jiffy: Stacey where did you get that information. You are forbidden from having any outside contact with the world during this game. If this wasn't the Worst.Survivor.Ever I would disqualify you right now. Stacey: (smirks) I am evil. Pastor John: We're ready Jeff. What's in store today. Jiffy: Okay I admit it. Our ratings suck. We are losing sponsors and the network is cutting back our budget. Today our game is quite simple. Everyone remembers the dramatic endurance challenge between Clarence and Teresa that ended with Rock, Paper, Scissors. Linda; You've got to be kidding. Jiffy: No I'm not. You need to pick one member from each tribe. Up steps Ghandia for OMH , Pastor John for BOB , and Peter for NBH . Jiffy: I think you know how to play this game. Are you ready? One...two...three. Ghandia shows rock. Pastor John shows rock. Peter has his hands cupped showing a hole. Jiffy: Peter is that what I think it is? Peter: A hole would swallow a rock. We win! Jiffy: No Peter, you lose. Congratulations OMH & BOB I will see you at our next Tribal Council! Wow was that exciting!
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echogirl 2120 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Roller Coaster Inaugurator"
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12-09-02, 06:03 AM (EST)
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120. "E6 VOTE & E7 IC" |
Yay it's our last Tribal Council before the merge! As usual you will vote one member off of OMH and one member off of BOB who you think is NOT the Worst.Survivor.Ever. OMH Debb Diane Ghandia Stacey Silas BOB Carl Pastor John Kel Sarah Ramona And now the fun part. You will be voting for one Tribe Member who you do think is one of the Worst.Survivors.Ever for the Merge's First Individual Immunity Challenge. The loser (whoever gets the most votes) will not be eligible to be voted off the next Tribal Council. So from now on you will be trying to boot your favorites and anchor your least favorites with the dreaded IC loss. Got it?
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echogirl 2120 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Roller Coaster Inaugurator"
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12-09-02, 06:07 AM (EST)
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121. "Silas/Ramona IC-Sarah" |
LAST EDITED ON 12-09-02 AT 06:18 AM (EST)Poor Silas. He has suffered enough! Oh he wasn't brilliant but he sure was pretty to look at! And Ramona? Well I decided to few guys are left so I can't vote off two. So from BOB I pick Ramona. IC is Sarah. I want to take her to the Final 4. If anybody else hates Sarah make sure she gets the IC anchor!
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toddE 1433 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Beef Jerky Spokesperson"
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12-09-02, 10:51 AM (EST)
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126. "Silas/Kel IC: Ghandia" |
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okonkwo 98 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Hollywood Squares Square"
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12-09-02, 04:11 PM (EST)
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132. "TC - STACEY/KEL IC - GHANDIA" |
This is getting harder and harder to do! lol, so many crappy survivors.
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LionChow 2033 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Roller Coaster Inaugurator"
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12-10-02, 03:00 PM (EST)
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138. "RE: E6 VOTE & E7 IC" |
OMH Stacey BOB Carl the Merge's First Individual Immunity Challenge Diane HI ECHO!
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bobstew617 723 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Reality Show Commentator"
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12-09-02, 01:10 PM (EST)
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128. "RE: E6 IC & Vote" |
My highlights from this TC:>Stacey; 164 out of 169 >shows! We finished behind >the Jaime Farr Christmas Special. > I love this! > >Silas: Can someone untie me? Boy, that's LOW, and poor Silas, too bad we can't get a more detailed explanation of what they're doing to him >If not for Zoe, Robert and >I would have been killed.
I can just picture she-man doing this. > >Peter has his hands cupped showing >a hole. > >Jiffy: Peter is that what >I think it is? > >Peter: A hole would swallow >a rock. We win! > > >Jiffy: No Peter, you lose. I want to keep Peter on just to hear what he'll do next.
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echogirl 2120 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Roller Coaster Inaugurator"
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12-10-02, 02:41 AM (EST)
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135. "bump" |
just so people who have not voted won't forget!
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echogirl 2120 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Roller Coaster Inaugurator"
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12-12-02, 01:07 AM (EST)
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142. "Voting closed!" |
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