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PLEASE NOTE: The Reality TV World Message Boards are filled with desperate
attention-seekers pretending to be one big happy PG/PG13-rated family. Don't
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"Did You"
kingfish 20752 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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And in recognition of this momentous occasion, I present you with a Pin(ch) to wear on whatever shell you happen to be using at the moment, and induction into the Coastal Crustaceans Union, the over arching organization that includes the Deep Sea Denizens, the Slimy Octopod Society, the Fraternal Order of Eels, the Swamp Shrimps, and others.Our immediate goal is to defeat the beach rats and poke holes in all would-be boiling pots. We had never had a Hermit crab join before because no one has really wanted to boil up a mess of you guys, so we are especially proud to welcome the first of your order. And in your honor we will have a banquet featuring the most disgusting rotten decayed flesh on a bed of moldy Rice, with stinking sea weed on the side. Dig In! Bon Appétit!
Crabs everywhere unite!! One claw for all!!
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