LAST EDITED ON 09-26-09 AT 09:03 PM (EST)And now a theme song for our latest totally clueless contestant (#198 in a series of #1000, collect 'em all), along with a bunch of good news that she didn't know before this. Education is important!
Pay close attention, Shambo -- if you're even capable of it -- because this? Is crucial stuff.
And you may find yourself living in a shotgun shack
And you may find yourself in another part of the world
And you may find yourself behind the wheel of a large automobile
And you may find yourself in a beautiful house, with a beautiful
Wife
And you may ask yourself-well...how did I get here?
Letting the days go by/let the water hold me down
Letting the days go by/water flowing underground
Into the blue again/after the money's gone
Once in a lifetime/water flowing underground.
And you may ask yourself
How do I work this?
And you may ask yourself
Where is that large automobile?
And you may tell yourself
This is not my beautiful house!
And you may tell yourself
This is not my beautiful wife!
Letting the days go by/let the water hold me down
Letting the days go by/water flowing underground
Into the blue again/after the money's gone
Once in a lifetime/water flowing underground.
Same as it ever was...same as it ever was...same as it ever was...
Same as it ever was...same as it ever was...same as it ever was...
Same as it ever was...same as it ever was...
Water dissolving...and water removing
There is water at the bottom of the ocean
Carry the water at the bottom of the ocean
Remove the water at the bottom of the ocean!
Letting the days go by/let the water hold me down
Letting the days go by/water flowing underground
Into the blue again/in the silent water
Under the rocks and stones/there is water underground.
Letting the days go by/let the water hold me down
Letting the days go by/water flowing underground
Into the blue again/after the moneys gone
Once in a lifetime/water flowing underground.
And you may ask yourself
What is that beautiful house?
And you may ask yourself
Where does that highway go?
And you may ask yourself
Am I right? ...am I wrong?
And you may tell yourself
My god!...what have I done?
Letting the days go by/let the water hold me down
Letting the days go by/water flowing underground
Into the blue again/in the silent water
Under the rocks and stones/there is water underground.
Letting the days go by/let the water hold me down
Letting the days go by/water flowing underground
Into the blue again/after the moneys gone
Once in a lifetime/water flowing underground.
Same as it ever was...same as it ever was...same as it ever was...
Same as it ever was...same as it ever was...same as it ever was...
Same as it ever was...same as it ever was...
Now: what have we learned?
Well, you probably didn't learn a thing, although the whole 'water in the ocean' thing may have come as a temporary shock to you before forgetting it. You couldn't make the connection between 'there are fish in the ocean!' and 'I should try to catch some there!': it's hard to have much hope for you. Plus you don't seem to have any concept of tribal dynamics, care of group property, game strategy, and your drill instructor owes the military an apology for passing you through -- but at the absolute minimum, you have figured out that water exists (if not that your tribemates want to drown you in it). Kudos! A few more bits of basic knowledge and we may have you equipped to be voted out next!
Boy, RussHell's gonna love you.
There are votes at the bottom of the cylinder!
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