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ginger 22512 desperate attention whore postings
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"Self Mutilation"
LAST EDITED ON 12-05-03 AT 04:11 PM (EST)

Okay, so maybe it was not the best idea in the world to hack off two inches of curls the morning of the holiday party.



Kind of a "Carrot-Top Meets Mrs. Doubtfire" look going at the moment.

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  Subject     Author     Message Date     ID  
 RE: Self Mutilation FarmBoy 12-05-03 1
   RE: Self Mutilation ginger 12-05-03 8
 Poor Ginger L82LIFE 12-05-03 2
 RE: Self Mutilation ExInterper 12-05-03 3
 RE: Self Mutilation Wheezy 12-05-03 4
 RE: Self Mutilation AugustGirl 12-05-03 5
   RE: Self Mutilation tjstein 12-05-03 9
 RE: Self Mutilation Esbea 12-05-03 6
   RE: Self Mutilation ginger 12-05-03 10
       RE: Self Mutilation Esbea 12-05-03 13
           RE: Self Mutilation Schnookie Palookie 12-05-03 14
 RE: Self Mutilation minitroll 12-05-03 7
   RE: Self Mutilation ginger 12-05-03 11
       RE: Self Mutilation minitroll 12-05-03 12
           RE: Self Mutilation ginger 12-05-03 15
               RE: Self Mutilation minitroll 12-05-03 17
                   RE: Self Mutilation ginger 12-05-03 20
 RE: Self Mutilation chuckles1877 12-05-03 16
   RE: Self Mutilation Drive My Car 12-05-03 22
 RE: Self Mutilation tig_ger 12-05-03 18
   RE: Self Mutilation tjstein 12-05-03 19
       RE: Self Mutilation ginger 12-05-03 21
           RE: Self Mutilation tjstein 12-05-03 24
               RE: Self Mutilation ginger 12-05-03 25
                   Have you tried... tjstein 12-05-03 27
   RE: Self Mutilation Coconut 12-05-03 23
       RE: Self Mutilation ginger 12-05-03 26

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FarmBoy 2618 desperate attention whore postings
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12-05-03, 04:07 PM (EST)
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1. "RE: Self Mutilation"
<Kind of a "Carrot-Top Meets Mrs. Doubtfire" look going at the moment>

I have not laughed so hard in weeks!

Ginger- you are always beautiful to me!


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ginger 22512 desperate attention whore postings
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12-05-03, 04:18 PM (EST)
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8. "RE: Self Mutilation"
LAST EDITED ON 12-05-03 AT 04:18 PM (EST)

I'm both flattered and worried for Mrs. Farmboy (Farmgirl? Farmwoman?), given the description I supplied. Maybe you just like a nice long distance rate. Or Robin Williams.


The mitzvah that is my signpic courtesy the genius that is our own JSlice. Such a nice girl! Now, have some more borscht.

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L82LIFE 5333 desperate attention whore postings
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12-05-03, 04:07 PM (EST)
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2. "Poor Ginger"
Haircuts done the day of an event always cause grief! My party is next Friday and I'm going to try to get my hair trimmed this weekend, but if I don't make it, then it will stay long until after Xmas.LOL

Don't worry about it, hon, it will grow back!


L82life

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ExInterper 3093 desperate attention whore postings
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12-05-03, 04:08 PM (EST)
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3. "RE: Self Mutilation"
Just don't do that tongue forking thing, and you'll be all set.

Now THAT'S self mutilation.


Yet another Jslice masterpiece!
"Let's hope Osten doesn't smoke. He might decide to quit breathing." - Jims02, Ep 7a Summary

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Wheezy 9153 desperate attention whore postings
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12-05-03, 04:09 PM (EST)
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4. "RE: Self Mutilation"
Did Pooh talk you into this 'cutting your own hair' thing?


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AugustGirl 11534 desperate attention whore postings
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12-05-03, 04:11 PM (EST)
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5. "RE: Self Mutilation"
Self inflicted haircuts are just never a good idea.

I have stick straight hair and you would think trimming my own bangs is a no-brainer. Wrong. Disaster every time.

AugustGirl
and yet I still do it. I'm a glutton for punishment.....and too short crooked bangs.

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tjstein 1960 desperate attention whore postings
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12-05-03, 04:18 PM (EST)
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9. "RE: Self Mutilation"
I do the same thing....I never learn


J Slice rocks!


currently coping with bangs from hill...maybe if I trim a little here it will even out...

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Esbea 7377 desperate attention whore postings
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12-05-03, 04:14 PM (EST)
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6. "RE: Self Mutilation"
maybe you could go with a nice turban

http://www.ultimatelooks.com/caphatturbanlistingpages/turbans1.htm


''What really scares me most, more than nukes or cancer, is a person without a sense of humor.''

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ginger 22512 desperate attention whore postings
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12-05-03, 04:20 PM (EST)
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10. "RE: Self Mutilation"
The turbans are too funny - I was complaining about hair thinning as one gets older and how I'd be a "funny old lady in a turban soon" to someone just the other day...

Actually folks, I ALWAYS cut my own hair because it looks the same whether I cut it or Vidal Sassoon. And I am MUCH cheaper. With my hair it's like trimming a bush. However, every now and then, you wind up with an effect out of Edward Scissorhands.


The mitzvah that is my signpic courtesy the genius that is our own JSlice. Such a nice girl! Now, have some more borscht.

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Esbea 7377 desperate attention whore postings
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12-05-03, 04:50 PM (EST)
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13. "RE: Self Mutilation"
"I am MUCH cheaper".

"With my hair it's like trimming a bush"



so many jokes, so little time.....

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Schnookie Palookie 16822 desperate attention whore postings
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12-05-03, 05:06 PM (EST)
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14. "RE: Self Mutilation"


*snort*

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minitroll 3901 desperate attention whore postings
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12-05-03, 04:16 PM (EST)
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7. "RE: Self Mutilation"
Could I interest you in one of these?


Just trying to help.

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ginger 22512 desperate attention whore postings
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12-05-03, 04:21 PM (EST)
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11. "RE: Self Mutilation"
Human hair, or........?



The mitzvah that is my signpic courtesy the genius that is our own JSlice. Such a nice girl! Now, have some more borscht.

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minitroll 3901 desperate attention whore postings
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12-05-03, 04:49 PM (EST)
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12. "RE: Self Mutilation"
Not sure, but it was appropriately named "Ginger".

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ginger 22512 desperate attention whore postings
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12-05-03, 05:08 PM (EST)
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15. "RE: Self Mutilation"
Actually, put that wig on, stick finger in electric socket and Voila! You have my hair!


The mitzvah that is my signpic courtesy the genius that is our own JSlice. Such a nice girl! Now, have some more borscht.

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minitroll 3901 desperate attention whore postings
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12-05-03, 05:32 PM (EST)
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17. "RE: Self Mutilation"
Well, you could always wear a lovely tiara in your hair to distract people and give them something to talk about. Will a tiara clash with your gown?



Understands the misery of bad hair.

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ginger 22512 desperate attention whore postings
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12-05-03, 06:02 PM (EST)
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20. "RE: Self Mutilation"
Hmmm...frightful hair covered by frightwig covered by tiara...may be too many layers, there...



The mitzvah that is my signpic courtesy the genius that is our own JSlice. Such a nice girl! Now, have some more borscht.

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chuckles1877 489 desperate attention whore postings
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12-05-03, 05:10 PM (EST)
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16. "RE: Self Mutilation"
Just drink a lot. Then nobody will notice.


It's like wearing sunglasses: it makes you invisible!

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Drive My Car 20045 desperate attention whore postings
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12-05-03, 06:09 PM (EST)
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22. "RE: Self Mutilation"
LOL @ Chuckles!!!!!!

Good one!

( I need some sunglasses, my future is bright and I want to be invisible)

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12-05-03, 05:44 PM (EST)
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18. "RE: Self Mutilation"
The last time I cut my hair myself was in 1987. You remember, this was the era of the hairspray bangs. I had long bangs that were having trouble curling properly. In a fit of rage, I cut them. Short. Very short. So short that they looked like a small fringe. Thus, ended the hairspray bangs look for me. I couldn't do anything with them for months. I have never cut my own hair again.

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tjstein 1960 desperate attention whore postings
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12-05-03, 05:46 PM (EST)
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19. "RE: Self Mutilation"
Well, on the bright side, any sort of self hair cutting experience that eliminates "mall hair" is probably a good thing.


J Slice rocks!

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ginger 22512 desperate attention whore postings
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12-05-03, 06:04 PM (EST)
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21. "RE: Self Mutilation"
LAST EDITED ON 12-05-03 AT 06:09 PM (EST)

I can't really achieve "mall hair." Maybe "gas station hair."


Nancy Spungeon hair?

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tjstein 1960 desperate attention whore postings
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12-05-03, 06:13 PM (EST)
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24. "RE: Self Mutilation"
"gas station hair"

hmmm...that might not be such a good thing


J Slice rocks!

maybe you need professional assistance?

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ginger 22512 desperate attention whore postings
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12-05-03, 06:21 PM (EST)
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25. "RE: Self Mutilation"
LAST EDITED ON 12-05-03 AT 06:21 PM (EST)

See, the professionals botch it worse. They don't believe me when I tell them there is much less hair than they think. Elaborate layering techniques are planned. Then they shampoo me and realize that when curl goes, hair volume level dials down to a whispering "1". I explain that the cowlick on the right side of my forehead means you HAVE to cut the bangs longer on that side or they will look uneven when the curl returns after my hair dries. They NEVER EVER believe me and cut the bangs evenly so I look like the keyboard player from A Flock of Seagulls when they're through.

And I still feel compelled to tip them.

So I prefer to hope for the best, feck up my hair myself and save the money.

I like Chuck's drinking-a-lot suggestion.


The mitzvah that is my signpic courtesy the genius that is our own JSlice. Such a nice girl! Now, have some more borscht.

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12-05-03, 06:31 PM (EST)
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27. "Have you tried..."
a crew cut?



J Slice rocks!

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Coconut 10856 desperate attention whore postings
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12-05-03, 06:13 PM (EST)
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23. "RE: Self Mutilation"
Did you have a bad grade eight perm as well?


There's no doubt we're triplets, already, but the evidence mounts every day.


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ginger 22512 desperate attention whore postings
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12-05-03, 06:23 PM (EST)
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26. "RE: Self Mutilation"
My natural hair IS a bad 8th grade perm. There was a brief shining year or two when everyone wanted that look and I was just so height of fashion! Unfortunately, most women appear to have come to their senses, leaving me back with the frizz.


The mitzvah that is my signpic courtesy the genius that is our own JSlice. Such a nice girl! Now, have some more borscht.

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