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Original message jkokoj 2244 desperate attention whore postings
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09-17-03, 10:06 AM (EST)
"How many board members...."
LAST EDITED ON 09-17-03 AT 10:07 AM (EST)
How many forum members does it take to change a light bulb?
-1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed
-14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently
-7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs
-7 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs
-5 to flame the spell checkers
-3 to correct spelling/grammar flames
-6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb"
... another 6 to condemn those 6 as anal-retentive
-2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is "lamp"
-15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that "light bulb" is perfectly correct
-19 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a lightbulb forum
-11 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant to this forum
-36 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique and what brands are faulty
-7 to post URL's where one can see examples of different light bulbs
-4 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected URL's
-3 to post about links they found from the URL's that are relevant to this group which makes light bulbs relevant to this group
-13 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all headers and signatures, and add "Me too"
-5 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy
-4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"
-13 to say "do a Google search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs"
-1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again
how many apply to you? *giggle*
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Subject Author Message Date ID
they forgot cqvenus 09-17-03 1
Get your own bulb FesterFan1 09-17-03 2
pfffffffffff cqvenus 09-17-03 3
RE: Get your own bulb samiam 09-17-03 6
Well, I figured... FesterFan1 09-17-03 7
RE: Well, I figured... Drive My Car 09-17-03 9
RE: How many board members.... wildchickenhunter 09-17-03 4
RE: How many board members.... J Slice 09-17-03 5
RE: How many board members.... LionChow 09-17-03 8
*LOL* cqvenus 09-17-03 10
RE: How many board members.... AZ_Leo 09-17-03 11
RE: How many board members.... sticks 09-17-03 12
How bout the one moonbaby 09-17-03 13
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cqvenus 2459 desperate attention whore postings
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09-17-03, 10:14 AM (EST)
1. "they forgot"
1 forum member to put a light bulb in his mouth and say not another word
- fester, of course. duh.
ps this post rocks!
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FesterFan1 2188 desperate attention whore postings
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09-17-03, 10:20 AM (EST)
2. "Get your own bulb"
How's about askin' a guy before you go misappropriating his lightbulb?
And cq? Put it in my mouth and not say another word? Pffft. I'm multi-talented, hon. I can talk and light the room simultaneously.
Fester
It's mine, dammit.
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cqvenus 2459 desperate attention whore postings
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09-17-03, 10:24 AM (EST)
3. "pfffffffffff"
I will go misappropriating whatever I durn well please!
- highly impressed at the multi-talents of fester
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samiam 3885 desperate attention whore postings
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09-17-03, 10:30 AM (EST)
6. "RE: Get your own bulb"
Well, if you've got the light bulb in your mouth, that must mean you're talking out of your...oh. Right, okay. That makes sense.
it was there.
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FesterFan1 2188 desperate attention whore postings
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09-17-03, 10:33 AM (EST)
7. "Well, I figured..."
...if Jim Carrey can do it, so can I.
Fester
I can do it without using my hands, though.
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Drive My Car 10112 desperate attention whore postings
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09-17-03, 10:35 AM (EST)
9. "RE: Well, I figured..."
Impressed!
( and oddly turned on)
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wildchickenhunter 1509 desperate attention whore postings
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09-17-03, 10:25 AM (EST)
4. "RE: How many board members...."
You forgot the 1 poster to complain about the effing socialist wanting free light bulbs!
That would be me.
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J Slice 731 desperate attention whore postings
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09-17-03, 10:29 AM (EST)
5. "RE: How many board members...."
Or the poster who drags a sack of lightbulbs to the nudie bar...
Just sayin' is all, WCH.
Thank you Ms. Slice, but I have to tell you that you are dangerous. - Technoir
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LionChow 1074 desperate attention whore postings
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09-17-03, 10:34 AM (EST)
8. "RE: How many board members...."
I just want to contest koko's numbers and say that she really could've ordered the items better too, perhaps alphabetically, or maybe on a timeline scale, like they do in that missing persons show on TV.
I will edit this post later after I get a full accounting of any spelling mistakes.
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cqvenus 2459 desperate attention whore postings
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09-17-03, 10:37 AM (EST)
10. "*LOL*"
that was fantastic
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AZ_Leo 1204 desperate attention whore postings
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09-17-03, 10:38 AM (EST)
11. "RE: How many board members...."
You forgot 7 posters to start discussions on topics totally unrelated to light bulbs.
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sticks 1045 desperate attention whore postings
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09-17-03, 10:43 AM (EST)
12. "RE: How many board members...."
>LAST EDITED ON 09-17-03
>AT 10:07 AM (EST)
>
>How many forum members does it
>take to change a light
>bulb?
>
>-1 to change the light bulb
>and to post that the
>light bulb has been changed
>
>
>-14 to share similar experiences of
>changing light bulbs and how
>the light bulb could have
>been changed differently
>
>-7 to caution about the dangers
>of changing light bulbs
>
>-7 to point out spelling/grammar errors
>in posts about changing light
>bulbs
>
>-5 to flame the spell checkers
>
>
>-3 to correct spelling/grammar flames
>
>-6 to argue over whether it's
>"lightbulb" or "light bulb"
>
>... another 6 to condemn those
>6 as anal-retentive
>
>-2 industry professionals to inform the
>group that the proper term
>is "lamp"
>
>-15 know-it-alls who claim they were
>in the industry, and that
>"light bulb" is perfectly correct
>
>
>-19 to post that this forum
>is not about light bulbs
>and to please take this
>discussion to a lightbulb forum
>
>
>-11 to defend the posting to
>this forum saying that we
>all use light bulbs and
>therefore the posts are relevant
>to this forum
>
>-36 to debate which method of
>changing light bulbs is superior,
>where to buy the best
>light bulbs, what brand of
>light bulbs work best for
>this technique and what brands
>are faulty
>
>-7 to post URL's where one
>can see examples of different
>light bulbs
>
>-4 to post that the URL's
>were posted incorrectly and then
>post the corrected URL's
>
>-3 to post about links they
>found from the URL's that
>are relevant to this group
>which makes light bulbs relevant
>to this group
>
>-13 to link all posts to
>date, quote them in their
>entirety including all headers and
>signatures, and add "Me too"
>
>
>-5 to post to the group
>that they will no longer
>post because they cannot handle
>the light bulb controversy
>
>-4 to say "didn't we go
>through this already a short
>time ago?"
>
>-13 to say "do a Google
>search on light bulbs before
>posting questions about light bulbs"
>
>
>-1 forum lurker to respond to
>the original post 6 months
>from now and start it
>all over again
>
>
>how many apply to you? *giggle*
>
ME TOO!!!!
*actually this is my pet peeve
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moonbaby 3783 desperate attention whore postings
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09-17-03, 10:46 AM (EST)
13. "How bout the one"
who says let's get lit!
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