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PLEASE NOTE: The Reality TV World Message Boards are filled with desperate
attention-seekers pretending to be one big happy PG/PG13-rated family. Don't
be fooled. Trying to get everyone to agree with you is like herding cats,
but intolerance for other viewpoints is NOT welcome and respect for other
posters IS required at all times. Jump in and play, and you'll soon find out
how easy it is to fit in, but save your drama for your mama. All members are
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complete guidelines.
As entertainment critic Roger
Ebert once said, "If you disagree with something I write, tell me so, argue
with me, correct me--but don't tell me to shut up. That's not the American way."
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"Happy May Day!"
samboohoo 17173 desperate attention whore postings
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05-01-09, 09:21 AM (EST)
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"Happy May Day!" |
Now, go find a pole and dance around it.*giggle* 
Samboobree, brought to life by Arkie
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dabo 26942 desperate attention whore postings
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05-01-09, 09:34 AM (EST)
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1. "RE: Happy May Day!" |
LAST EDITED ON 05-01-09 AT 09:35 AM (EST)drops basket of dandelions on doorstep
rings bell
runs away  he-he-he!
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sica077 523 desperate attention whore postings
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05-01-09, 09:36 AM (EST)
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2. "RE: Happy May Day!" |
exactly what kind of pole are we dancing around? 
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moonbaby 17120 desperate attention whore postings
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05-01-09, 09:41 AM (EST)
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3. "RE: Happy May Day!" |
Not until Happy Hour at the nudie bar.
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Estee 57126 desperate attention whore postings
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05-01-09, 09:46 AM (EST)
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4. "RE: Happy May Day!" |
I've got this one covered.
So to speak.
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Cyndimaus 3117 desperate attention whore postings
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05-01-09, 01:35 PM (EST)
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5. "RE: Happy May Day!" |
Today also happens to be my son's 9th birthday. A good reason to celebrate, don't you think?
Sigs by Cyg
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dabo 26942 desperate attention whore postings
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05-01-09, 01:40 PM (EST)
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6. "RE: Happy May Day!" |
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Ahtumbreez 10456 desperate attention whore postings
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05-01-09, 02:41 PM (EST)
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11. "RE: Happy May Day!" |
Happy Birthday to The 'Maus' son!
Mangalicious by The Slice
09/25/2008 Bre left for Iraq
04/29/2009 Bre left Iraq
06/09/2009 Bre gets a hug from Mom
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jbug 17146 desperate attention whore postings
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05-01-09, 02:20 PM (EST)
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8. "okay, if you say so" |
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grit 4868 desperate attention whore postings
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05-01-09, 02:27 PM (EST)
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9. "RE: Happy May Day!" |
I keep mis-reading this as "Happy Man Day", then I read "find a pole and dance around it" and I lose all control.Because, yes, I really am that juvenile...  
a berry nice sigpic from agman
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Max Headroom 10069 desperate attention whore postings
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05-01-09, 02:39 PM (EST)
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10. "RE: Happy May Day!" |
*looks at calendar*Nope, it's no longer April. So will the !^$)&%^(&! April showers please stop? My lawn is a swamp, and I'll need a combine to cut the grass by the time it dries out. *sigh* 
Headbanger by IceCat, siggie by agman
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skye 2261 desperate attention whore postings
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05-01-09, 07:04 PM (EST)
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12. "Happy Beltane!" |
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agman 11166 desperate attention whore postings
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05-02-09, 08:26 PM (EST)
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13. "RE: Happy May Day!" |
*sits down with popcorn waiting to see Boo do some pole dancing*  
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Sunny_Bunny 5597 desperate attention whore postings
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05-02-09, 11:45 PM (EST)
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15. "RE: Happy May Day!" |
Tra la! It's May!
The lusty month of May!
That lovely month when ev'ryone goes
Blissfully astray.
Tra la! It's here!
That shocking time of year
When tons of wicked little thoughts
Merrily appear!
It's May! It's May!
That gorgeous holiday
When ev'ry maiden prays that her lad
Will be a cad!
It's mad! It's gay!
A libelous display!
Those dreary vows that ev'ryone takes,
Ev'ryone breaks.
Ev'ryone makes divine mistakes
The lusty month of May!Tra la! It's May!
The lusty month of May!
That darling month when ev'ryone throws
Self-control away.
It's time to do
A wretched thing or two,
And try to make each precious day
One you'll always rue!
It's May! It's May!
The month of "yes you may,"
The time for ev'ry frivolous whim,
Proper or "im."
It's wild! It's gay!
A blot in ev'ry way.
The birds and bees with all of their vast
Amorous past
Gaze at the human race aghast,
The lusty month of May! 
I danced around a very jolly maypole!
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