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Devious Weasel 18756 desperate attention whore postings
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12-03-08, 10:41 PM (EST)
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"Anyone Else Using Google Chrome?"
As their browser dejour? Being the cutting edge Internet user I am, I switched over to Google Chrome. Nothing to do with it being better at downloading porn, oh no.* The only drawback I'm finding so far is that for some reason, it thinks I'm German.

No, seriously.

Anytime I'm at a site running some version of Google ads (or some other program that tailors the ads you get to who you are), I get German ads. Right now at the top of the page is an ad for a German singles site. This really bites, because one of the girls is hot and all I could say to her is "Sprechen sie Englisch?" (Do you speak English?), "Kann ich habe die spiesekarte?" (Can I have the menu?), and "Ich will habe kartoffle pfannkuchen" (I'll have the potato pancakes). And that's really not anywhere near enough to base a relationship on.

Unless they're really good potato pancakes.

I've tried changing the settings, but nothing seems to work. Anyone else using Chrome who has any ideas?

*Note: I have no idea if Chrome is better at downloading porn. It seems about the same as Explorer I don't do that kind of thing.

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  Subject     Author     Message Date     ID  
 RE: Anyone Else Using Google Chrome... AZ_Leo 12-03-08 1
 RE: Anyone Else Using Google Chrome... flipxcyd 12-04-08 2
 RE: Anyone Else Using Google Chrome... agman 12-04-08 3
 RE: Anyone Else Using Google Chrome... Breezy 12-04-08 4
   RE: Anyone Else Using Google Chrome... Devious Weasel 12-04-08 5
       RE: Anyone Else Using Google Chrome... Breezy 12-04-08 7
           RE: Anyone Else Using Google Chrome... Devious Weasel 12-04-08 16
               RE: Anyone Else Using Google Chrome... Breezy 12-04-08 18
                   RE: Anyone Else Using Google Chrome... Devious Weasel 12-04-08 21
                       RE: Anyone Else Using Google Chrome... Breezy 12-04-08 22
                           RE: Anyone Else Using Google Chrome... Devious Weasel 12-04-08 23
                               RE: Anyone Else Using Google Chrome... grit 12-04-08 26
                               RE: Anyone Else Using Google Chrome... Breezy 12-04-08 28
                                   RE: Anyone Else Using Google Chrome... Devious Weasel 12-04-08 30
                                       RE: Anyone Else Using Google Chrome... Breezy 12-04-08 34
                                           RE: Anyone Else Using Google Chrome... Devious Weasel 12-04-08 35
                                               RE: Anyone Else Using Google Chrome... Breezy 12-04-08 36
                                                   RE: Anyone Else Using Google Chrome... Devious Weasel 12-04-08 37
                                       german shizah video? cqvenus 12-05-08 39
       RE: Anyone Else Using Google Chrome... Gothmog 12-04-08 8
           RE: Anyone Else Using Google Chrome... Devious Weasel 12-04-08 17
 RE: Anyone Else Using Google Chrome... Gothmog 12-04-08 6
   RE: Anyone Else Using Google Chrome... Glow 12-04-08 9
       RE: Anyone Else Using Google Chrome... Gothmog 12-04-08 11
           RE: Anyone Else Using Google Chrome... grit 12-04-08 12
               RE: Anyone Else Using Google Chrome... Gothmog 12-04-08 14
   RE: Anyone Else Using Google Chrome... grit 12-04-08 10
       RE: Anyone Else Using Google Chrome... Gothmog 12-04-08 13
           RE: Anyone Else Using Google Chrome... grit 12-04-08 15
               RE: Anyone Else Using Google Chrome... Gothmog 12-04-08 19
   RE: Anyone Else Using Google Chrome... Devious Weasel 12-04-08 20
       RE: Anyone Else Using Google Chrome... grit 12-04-08 24
 RE: Anyone Else Using Google Chrome... weltek 12-04-08 25
   RE: Anyone Else Using Google Chrome... Devious Weasel 12-04-08 27
       RE: Anyone Else Using Google Chrome... weltek 12-04-08 29
 RE: Anyone Else Using Google Chrome... kingfish 12-04-08 31
   RE: Anyone Else Using Google Chrome... Devious Weasel 12-04-08 32
   RE: Anyone Else Using Google Chrome... grit 12-04-08 33
       RE: Anyone Else Using Google Chrome... ohsweetjebus 12-04-08 38

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AZ_Leo 3526 desperate attention whore postings
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12-03-08, 11:47 PM (EST)
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1. "RE: Anyone Else Using Google Chrome?"
I had considered it since I am desperately trying to find one browser I can use for all sites. OT tends to freeze up IE (although that has improved since the servers crashed) and the grading portion of my school site won't work in Firefox. Then I read a review that talked about how wonderful Chrome was until, all of a sudden, it crashed and somehow messed up all the other browsers as well.

Decided that 2 browsers would be better than none.

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flipxcyd 1060 desperate attention whore postings
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12-04-08, 01:43 AM (EST)
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2. "RE: Anyone Else Using Google Chrome?"
LAST EDITED ON 12-04-08 AT 02:11 AM (EST)

Huh, interesting web browser. I too thirst for cutting edge. I'll update this post as I use it more.

EP: Eh...THUMBS DOWN. I'm hugely disappointed. I've been trying to edit this post while using Google Chrome, and it keeps logging me out. It also shut down my Synapse software (my laptop's mouse/scroll pad). What I did like was the user interface itself and the ability to block out the pop ups.

Huh...maybe I should try Firefox.

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agman 11166 desperate attention whore postings
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12-04-08, 10:11 AM (EST)
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3. "RE: Anyone Else Using Google Chrome?"
>*Note: I have no idea if
>Chrome is better at downloading
>porn. It seems about the
>same as Explorer
I don't
>do that kind of thing.

*note to self, Start using Google Chrome forthwith!*


Tribe styled my Fro

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Breezy 18380 desperate attention whore postings
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12-04-08, 10:12 AM (EST)
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4. "RE: Anyone Else Using Google Chrome?"
I just got a yummy looking recipe for sweet potato latkes. mmmmmm


Brokenhearted in green and gold.

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Devious Weasel 18756 desperate attention whore postings
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12-04-08, 10:28 AM (EST)
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5. "RE: Anyone Else Using Google Chrome?"
Sprechen sie Deutsch?


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Breezy 18380 desperate attention whore postings
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12-04-08, 10:37 AM (EST)
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7. "RE: Anyone Else Using Google Chrome?"
Did you just ask me to make a German porn flick with you?

I can see it now, Dweeze and Breeze make a porno.
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Devious Weasel 18756 desperate attention whore postings
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12-04-08, 10:56 AM (EST)
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16. "RE: Anyone Else Using Google Chrome?"
Maybe. Would you say yes?

So you see it as a comedy

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Breezy 18380 desperate attention whore postings
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12-04-08, 10:59 AM (EST)
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18. "RE: Anyone Else Using Google Chrome?"
Maybe. Would you ask me?


If I'm in it and have to be naked, yes.

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Devious Weasel 18756 desperate attention whore postings
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12-04-08, 11:16 AM (EST)
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21. "RE: Anyone Else Using Google Chrome?"
Maybe, if I knew you would say yes.

Well, I definitely have the Seth Rogan physique.

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Breezy 18380 desperate attention whore postings
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12-04-08, 11:17 AM (EST)
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22. "RE: Anyone Else Using Google Chrome?"
How can I say yes if I don't know if you will ask me or not?


I have Batgirl's with a pooch belly.

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Devious Weasel 18756 desperate attention whore postings
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12-04-08, 11:25 AM (EST)
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23. "RE: Anyone Else Using Google Chrome?"
How can I ask you if I don't know wheter or not you'll say yes?

Now we need to find some costars.

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grit 4868 desperate attention whore postings
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12-04-08, 11:27 AM (EST)
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26. "RE: Anyone Else Using Google Chrome?"
I think gothmog would volunteer...


I got sliced!

I think you'll need a fluffer...

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Breezy 18380 desperate attention whore postings
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12-04-08, 11:38 AM (EST)
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28. "RE: Anyone Else Using Google Chrome?"
You just ask. *grin*


Oh yes we do.

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Devious Weasel 18756 desperate attention whore postings
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12-04-08, 11:41 AM (EST)
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30. "RE: Anyone Else Using Google Chrome?"
Gets down on one knee, clears throat.

"Breezy, will you be in a German porn film with me?"

Yes we need costars or yes we need a fluffer?

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Breezy 18380 desperate attention whore postings
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12-04-08, 12:22 PM (EST)
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34. "RE: Anyone Else Using Google Chrome?"
Did you go to Jared's? Sorry that commercial runs non-stop here. Yes!

I think yes to both? You would like a fluffer, no?
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Devious Weasel 18756 desperate attention whore postings
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12-04-08, 12:27 PM (EST)
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35. "RE: Anyone Else Using Google Chrome?"
She said yes! She thinks I'm cute! She thinks I'm cute!

(Yes, it runs non-stop here, too. Amazing the guy from the Subway commercials was able to branch out into jewelry.)

Maybe some of the lesser actors will need a fluffer, but you're all I need to keep me, uhm, focused on my work.

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Breezy 18380 desperate attention whore postings
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12-04-08, 12:29 PM (EST)
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36. "RE: Anyone Else Using Google Chrome?"
*tweaks Dweeze's red nose*


Hah! I know what you were thinking I was going to tweak.

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Devious Weasel 18756 desperate attention whore postings
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12-04-08, 12:38 PM (EST)
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37. "RE: Anyone Else Using Google Chrome?"
Thinking or hoping?
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cqvenus 9765 desperate attention whore postings
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12-05-08, 12:13 PM (EST)
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39. "german shizah video?"
{/south park}

cq

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Gothmog 2886 desperate attention whore postings
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12-04-08, 10:39 AM (EST)
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8. "RE: Anyone Else Using Google Chrome?"
"How you doin'" just doesn't sound right in a German/Brooklyn accent, does it?


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Devious Weasel 18756 desperate attention whore postings
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12-04-08, 10:57 AM (EST)
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17. "RE: Anyone Else Using Google Chrome?"
You mean a Gerklyn accent.

Or maybe a Brooman.

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Gothmog 2886 desperate attention whore postings
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12-04-08, 10:35 AM (EST)
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6. "RE: Anyone Else Using Google Chrome?"
Google Chrome

Does it give you those nice bright colors? How about those greens of summer?

Unless they're really good potato pancakes.

Especially if they're in the shape of a uterus.

Anyone else using Chrome who has any ideas?

Nein. Warum fragst du?


I tried Google Chrome and went back to Firefox. For a number of reasons. German + porn (or even German porn) notwithstanding.

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Glow 14353 desperate attention whore postings
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12-04-08, 10:41 AM (EST)
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9. "RE: Anyone Else Using Google Chrome?"
Guys who speak foreign languages will never not be hot.


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Gothmog 2886 desperate attention whore postings
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12-04-08, 10:47 AM (EST)
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11. "RE: Anyone Else Using Google Chrome?"
Sprechen Sie Deutsch?


Hey, it worked for Dweeze.

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grit 4868 desperate attention whore postings
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12-04-08, 10:49 AM (EST)
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12. "RE: Anyone Else Using Google Chrome?"
German is NOT a sexy language.


Handcrafted by the incredibly wonderful RollDdice

It always feels like I'm hocking up a loogey when I try to speak German - how is that sexy?

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Gothmog 2886 desperate attention whore postings
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12-04-08, 10:53 AM (EST)
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14. "RE: Anyone Else Using Google Chrome?"
It's all in the delivery...


I have a theory that the Germans were instrumental in starting two world wars primarily because they spit on other people when they talk. Evidently, other cultures don't like this. Go figure.

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grit 4868 desperate attention whore postings
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12-04-08, 10:44 AM (EST)
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10. "RE: Anyone Else Using Google Chrome?"
German + porn (or even German porn)

I'm not sure what the fascination is with German porn for you guys. My husband has a lot of relatives in Germany and I've been there twice. Going to the beach or pool grossed me out. The women don't like to shave their armpits. That American custom of shaving legs is starting to catch on over there, but only for the lower legs. They have no concept of "bikini wax" let alone a "Brazilian". I can't imagine what their porn looks like. My eyes! My eyes!


Handcrafted by RollDdice

Fortunately, their disdain for deodorant would not affect porn in any way.

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Gothmog 2886 desperate attention whore postings
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12-04-08, 10:51 AM (EST)
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13. "RE: Anyone Else Using Google Chrome?"
German porn actresses shave their pits and legs. If not more.


At least, that's what Dweeze has always told me.

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grit 4868 desperate attention whore postings
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12-04-08, 10:54 AM (EST)
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15. "RE: Anyone Else Using Google Chrome?"
I'm sure he researched it extensively.


Handcrafted by the incredibly wonderful RollDdice

And you were his fact-checker, ja?

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Gothmog 2886 desperate attention whore postings
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12-04-08, 11:00 AM (EST)
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19. "RE: Anyone Else Using Google Chrome?"
Yes. Yes, I was indeed checking out those, um, facts.


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Devious Weasel 18756 desperate attention whore postings
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12-04-08, 11:15 AM (EST)
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20. "RE: Anyone Else Using Google Chrome?"
It even makes me think all the world's a sunny day. Oh yeah.

I got a Nikon camera and I loves to take the photographs.

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grit 4868 desperate attention whore postings
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12-04-08, 11:25 AM (EST)
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24. "RE: Anyone Else Using Google Chrome?"
Mama don't take my Kodachrome away.


I got sliced!

Wouldn't a video camera be better than a Nikon? You do have that project coming up with Breezy...

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weltek 16936 desperate attention whore postings
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12-04-08, 11:27 AM (EST)
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25. "RE: Anyone Else Using Google Chrome?"
My husband used a cologne for awhile called "Chrome." He is part German.

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Devious Weasel 18756 desperate attention whore postings
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12-04-08, 11:29 AM (EST)
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27. "RE: Anyone Else Using Google Chrome?"
Aha! So there is a link between Germans and Chrome!


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weltek 16936 desperate attention whore postings
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12-04-08, 11:40 AM (EST)
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29. "RE: Anyone Else Using Google Chrome?"
Ok, but you didn't hear it from me. I've got a job to keep.

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kingfish 20752 desperate attention whore postings
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12-04-08, 11:42 AM (EST)
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31. "RE: Anyone Else Using Google Chrome?"
Now now, you also know "Ich bin ein Berliner". I don't know how one would work that in to a converation without outright lying, but I imagine it's possible.

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Devious Weasel 18756 desperate attention whore postings
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12-04-08, 11:46 AM (EST)
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32. "RE: Anyone Else Using Google Chrome?"
I spent a long time in marketing. Anything is possible.


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grit 4868 desperate attention whore postings
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12-04-08, 11:48 AM (EST)
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33. "RE: Anyone Else Using Google Chrome?"
Are you calling JFK a liar? Or a jelly donut?
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12-04-08, 08:10 PM (EST)
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38. "RE: Anyone Else Using Google Chrome?"
>Are you calling JFK a liar?
> Or a jelly donut?
>

Maybe a donut lying down crying jelly because message boards don't exist yet to propose for german porn film making in the middle of a post about a beta web browser called chrome... maybe ;P


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