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Sagebrush Dan 10002 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 06-26-07, 01:48 PM (EST) "Blonde joke" This sounds familiar to me, but I thought I'd post it anyway. A blonde, wanting to earn some extra money, decided to hire herself out as a "handy-woman" and started canvassing a nearby well-to-do neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house, and asked the owner if he had any odd jobs for her to do. "Well, I guess I could use somebody to paint my porch," he said, "How much will you charge me?" The blonde quickly responded, "How about $50?" The man agreed and told her that the paint and everything she would need was in the garage. The man's wife, hearing the conversation, said to her husband, "Does she realize that our porch goes all the way around the house?" He responded, "That's a bit cynical, isn't it?" His wife replied, "You're right. I guess I'm starting to believe all those dumb blonde jokes we've been getting by e-mail lately." A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money. "You're finished already?" the husband asked. "Yes," the blonde replied, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats." Impressed, the man reached into his pocket for the $50.00 and handed it to her. "And by the way," the blonde added, "it's not a Porch, it's a Lexus"   Top

Subject     Author     Message Date     ID    RE: Blonde joke mysticwolf 06-26-07 1    RE: Blonde joke jbug 06-26-07 4  RE: Blonde joke arkiegrl 06-26-07 2  RE: Blonde joke kingfish 06-26-07 3  RE: Blonde joke whimsey 06-26-07 5  RE: Blonde joke qwertypie 06-27-07 6  RE: Blonde joke jbug 06-28-07 7    RE: Blonde joke qwertypie 06-28-07 8    RE: Blonde joke byoffer 06-28-07 9

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mysticwolf 10692 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 06-26-07, 02:18 PM (EST) 1. "RE: Blonde joke" Bwahahahahaha! Definitely one we need to remember for the teens tomorrow. Two blondes are working at a habitat for humaity house nailing up siding. One of the girls is setting aside every other nail in the box. Her friend sees this and asks what she's doing and she tells her that those nails are defective. They have the heads on the wrong side. Her friend shakes her head in dismay and says "Silly girl. I didn't think you were that dumb. Those nails are for the wall on the other side of the house." Shar's summer blogging's scary The boy telling this joke had to use visual aids to explain it to one of the girls. Yes. She's blonde.   Top

jbug 17146 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 06-26-07, 03:15 PM (EST) 4. "RE: Blonde joke" The boy telling this joke had to use visual aids to explain it to one of the girls. Yes. She's blonde. This reminded me of my niece when she was about 12 (she is not blonde tho). She was helping her dad with something in the shop. He asked her to bring him a square. She stood there for a few seconds so he said "you Do know what a square is?". Her reply - 'of course daddy' and held her hands out with fingers in the shape of a square. Crusin w/ Tribe   Top

arkiegrl 9421 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 06-26-07, 02:19 PM (EST) 2. "RE: Blonde joke" I thought Bravie said it was an Audi, not a Lexus.   Top

kingfish 20752 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 06-26-07, 02:25 PM (EST) 3. "RE: Blonde joke" Oh Boy, A Joke thread. A blond joke thread. So, in order to wedge this in legally, the people in the town in Arkansas are all blond. The only cow in a small town in Arkansas stopped giving milk. The people did some research and found they could buy a cow up in Antigo, Wisconsin, for $200.00. They bought the cow from Wisconsin and the cow was wonderful. It produced lots of milk all of the time, and the people were pleased and very happy. They decided to acquire a bull to mate with the cow and produce more cows like it. They would never have to worry about their milk supply again. They bought a bull and put it in the pasture with their beloved cow. However whenever the bull came close to the cow, the cow would move away. No matter what approach the bull tried, the cow would move away from the bull and he could not succeed in his quest. The people were very upset and decided to ask the Vet, who was very wise, what to do. They told the Vet what was happening. "Whenever the bull approaches our cow, she moves away. If he approaches from the back, she moves forward. When he approaches her from the front, she backs off. An approach from the side and she walks away to the other side." The Vet thinks about this for a minute and asked, "Did you buy this cow in Wisconsin?" The people were dumbfounded, since they had never mentioned where they bought the cow. "You are truly a wise Vet," they said. "How did you know we got the cow in Wisconsin?" The Vet replied with a distant look in his eye, "My wife is from Wisconsin."   Top

whimsey 4411 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Jerry Springer Show Guest" 06-26-07, 04:04 PM (EST) 5. "RE: Blonde joke" Dan - That is covered in wrong sauce...but funny.   Top

qwertypie 9776 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 06-27-07, 08:56 AM (EST) 6. "RE: Blonde joke" *checks hair in mirror, still not blonde* Bwa ha ha ha ha ha ha!   Top

jbug 17146 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 06-28-07, 11:44 AM (EST) 7. "RE: Blonde joke" 7 DEGREES OF BLONDE FIRST DEGREE A married couple were asleep when the phone rang at 2 in the morning. The wife (undoubtedly blonde), picked up the phone, listened a moment and said "How should I know, that's 200 miles from here!" and hung up. The husband said, "Who was that?" The wife said, "I don't know, some woman wanting to know if the coast is clear." SECOND DEGREE Two blondes are walking down the street. One notices a compact on the sidewalk and leans down to pick it up. She opens it, looks in The mirror and says, "Hmm, this person looks familiar." The second blonde says, "Here, let me see!" So the first blonde hands her the compact. The second one looks in the mirror and says, "You dummy, it's me!" THIRD DEGREE A blonde suspects her boyfriend of cheating on her, so she goes out and buys a gun. She goes to his apartment unexpectedly and when she opens the door she finds him in the arms of a redhead. Well, the blonde is really angry. She opens her purse to take out the gun, and as she does so, sh e is overcome with grief. She takes the gun and puts it to her head. The boyfriend yells, "No, honey, don't do it!!!" The blonde replies, "Shut up, you're next!" FOURTH DEGREE A blonde was bragging about her knowledge of State capitals. She proudly says, "Go ahead, ask me, I know all of them." A friend says, "OK, what's the capital of Wisconsin ?" The blonde replies, "Oh, that's easy: W." FIFTH DEGREE What did the blonde ask her doctor when he told her she was pregnant? "Is it mine?" SIXTH DEGREE Bambi, a blonde in her fourth year as a UCLA freshman, sat in her US government class. The Professor asked Bambi if she knew what Roe vs. Wade was about. Bambi pondered the question then finally said, "That was the decision George Washington had to make before he crossed the Delaware " SEVENTH DEGREE Returning home from work, a blonde was shocked to find her house ransacked and burglarized. She telephoned the police at once and reported the crime. The police dispatcher broadcast the call on the radio, and a K-9 unit, patrolling nearby was the fi rst to respond. As the K-9 officer approached the house with his dog on a leash, the blonde ran out on the porch, shuddered at the sight of the cop and his dog, then sat down on the steps. Putting her face in her hands, she moaned, "I come home to find all my possessions stolen. I call the police for help, and what do they do? They send me a BLIND policeman."   Top

qwertypie 9776 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 06-28-07, 04:07 PM (EST) 8. "RE: Blonde joke" SNORT!   Top

byoffer 15947 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 06-28-07, 04:46 PM (EST) 9. "RE: Blonde joke" Okay, this was pretty funny until the seventh degree. blind policeman?? bwa ha ha ha!   Top

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