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"Dilemna"
zipperhead 3442 desperate attention whore postings
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06-05-06, 11:41 AM (EST)
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"Dilemna" |
A new ATM card for the previous resident of my home came in the mail over the weekend. Should I: 1) Bring it over to where he lives now
2) Send it back to the bank with a polite note explaining that he no longer lives at that address
3) Throw the most messed-up party you've ever seen on the evening news
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Estee 57126 desperate attention whore postings
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06-05-06, 11:46 AM (EST)
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1. "RE: Dilemna" |
Unless the previous resident is really close, send it back to the bank. There is no such thing as the ATM without an attached camera any more, and since they know what address it went to, guess who's going to be Prime Suspect #1?
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HobbsofMI 16065 desperate attention whore postings
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06-05-06, 12:39 PM (EST)
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4. "RE: Dilemna" |
Thats why you send another friend to the ATM with a ski mask or something to cover your face.....So when the heat comes it don't come to you....  
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zipperhead 3442 desperate attention whore postings
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06-05-06, 12:50 PM (EST)
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5. "RE: Dilemna" |
I need to hang out with you more often. I like the way you think.
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cahaya 19891 desperate attention whore postings
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06-05-06, 01:41 PM (EST)
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8. "RE: Ther rest of the problem.." |
What friend would end up seeing at the ATM anyway:CURRENT BALANCE: $3.21
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zipperhead 3442 desperate attention whore postings
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06-06-06, 09:32 AM (EST)
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16. "RE: Ther rest of the problem.." |
Pffft. Like that would be the first time.
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cahaya 19891 desperate attention whore postings
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06-05-06, 11:59 AM (EST)
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2. "RE: Dilemna" |
Go with option 2, except skip writing the note and just mark the envelope 'Return to Sender, No Longer at this Address', and stick it back in the mailbox.If the guy can't bother to do address changes with his bank, you shouldn't bother either.
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nailbone 27263 desperate attention whore postings
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06-05-06, 01:34 PM (EST)
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7. "RE: Dilemna" |
Exactly, and this way you never even open it, so nothing can be traced to you.
  
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bystander 4968 desperate attention whore postings
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06-05-06, 12:32 PM (EST)
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3. "RE: Dilemna" |
Darn bank, never got my change of address form. Just email it to me. Thanks!
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Cyndimaus 3117 desperate attention whore postings
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06-05-06, 03:06 PM (EST)
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9. "RE: Dilemna" |
I once had someone's W-2 come to my place. 
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flipxcyd 1060 desperate attention whore postings
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06-05-06, 08:37 PM (EST)
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11. "RE: Dilemna" |
I once had someone's credit card mailed to me.
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qwertypie 9776 desperate attention whore postings
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06-06-06, 01:32 AM (EST)
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13. "RE: Dilemna" |
We were getting DH's ex-wife's alumni mail which was mucho weird since
a) she never lived here
b) the mail was addressed not in DH's last name, not her maiden name, but her new married name
The alumni office phoned when they realized my stuff (since I took DH's last name) was also coming to the same address. I answered the phone but they asked to speak to DH. They then asked him who I was and was I someone related to him living in the basement. What Doofuses (or is that Doffi?)
My vote about the ATM card, just return it to the bank marked No such person at this address.
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flipxcyd 1060 desperate attention whore postings
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06-05-06, 08:45 PM (EST)
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12. "RE: Dilemna" |
No brainer....send it back marked, "no such name".
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aquariaqueen 2616 desperate attention whore postings
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06-06-06, 08:13 AM (EST)
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14. "Put it back in the mailbox..." |
Marked no such person at this address.Afterall, you don't want to be accused of mail fraud too.
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