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PLEASE NOTE: The Reality TV World Message Boards are filled with desperate
attention-seekers pretending to be one big happy PG/PG13-rated family. Don't
be fooled. Trying to get everyone to agree with you is like herding cats,
but intolerance for other viewpoints is NOT welcome and respect for other
posters IS required at all times. Jump in and play, and you'll soon find out
how easy it is to fit in, but save your drama for your mama. All members are
encouraged to read the
complete guidelines.
As entertainment critic Roger
Ebert once said, "If you disagree with something I write, tell me so, argue
with me, correct me--but don't tell me to shut up. That's not the American way."
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"Caption This."
ginger 22512 desperate attention whore postings
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01-24-06, 12:24 PM (EST)
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"Caption This." |
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CantStandToLook 6254 desperate attention whore postings
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01-24-06, 12:27 PM (EST)
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1. "Excuse me but would you pass the Grey Poupon" |
Can I have the Jelly please?
Bob: giving sigs to the shroom loving undeserving since forever!
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Estee 57126 desperate attention whore postings
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01-24-06, 12:28 PM (EST)
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2. "RE: Caption This." |
Ginger's latest attempt to induce hurling in every RTVW denizen succeeds beyond her wildest dreams.
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Spanky68 8092 desperate attention whore postings
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01-24-06, 12:28 PM (EST)
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3. "take your pick" |
I have got to find those car keys. got a big meeting in 15 minutes!!!or "No, really. Your tentacles are lovely in this light. No, I'm not married, that is just a weird birthmark on my ring finger. And yes, I WILL call you in the morning." 
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ginger 22512 desperate attention whore postings
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01-24-06, 12:45 PM (EST)
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4. "RE: Caption This." |
Here's mine: "After the procedure, doctors explained to Anna Nicole that the diaphragm would be more effective if cleaned regularly." 
Sorry. I just had to.
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Lasann 3616 desperate attention whore postings
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01-24-06, 12:48 PM (EST)
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5. "RE: Caption This." |
OMG, I just laughed so hard I choked!
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Emily RugBurn 663 desperate attention whore postings
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01-24-06, 01:00 PM (EST)
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10. "RE: Caption This." |
...if I used Star Jones no one would forgive me.I would, ginger! I would! ~ EmRB
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PepeLePew13 26142 desperate attention whore postings
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01-24-06, 03:23 PM (EST)
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27. "RE: Caption This." |
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Spanky68 8092 desperate attention whore postings
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01-25-06, 00:01 AM (EST)
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28. "RE: Caption This." |
if she's not having a PMS attack, why are those guys running?
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Spanky68 8092 desperate attention whore postings
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01-25-06, 00:13 AM (EST)
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30. "RE: Caption This." |
ok, but if she REALLY looked like that, a lot of men would chance it. there would, of course, be trouble "measuring up" to her demands...but again, some of us are up to the challenge.They knew how to draw em back in the 50s, eh? ;)
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Emily RugBurn 663 desperate attention whore postings
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01-24-06, 12:48 PM (EST)
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6. "RE: Caption This." |
LAST EDITED ON 01-24-06 AT 12:51 PM (EST)"After years of speculation and enduring countless "Loch Ness" jokes, scientists can now confirm the existence of the Giant, Underwater Bowl of Wookiee." ~ EmRB
Generously handcrafted by the Amazing RollDdice; no relation to the Amazing Spider-Man.
Incessant Ramblings of a Cyber-delic Hippy Eidted too fx speeling.
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Canada Girl 3340 desperate attention whore postings
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01-24-06, 12:56 PM (EST)
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9. "RE: Caption This." |
Yes, sir! They are most definetly the largest and most hairy pair I have ever seen.
LOVE the Bowl of Wookie!
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Emily RugBurn 663 desperate attention whore postings
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01-24-06, 01:05 PM (EST)
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12. "RE: Caption This." |
LOL, Canada Girl! I'll say!~ EmRB Now, can I offer you some Wookiee? It's a little chewy, but I can assure you, it's quite good.*brr-ump-bump* *groan*
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dabo 26942 desperate attention whore postings
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01-24-06, 01:07 PM (EST)
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13. "RE: Caption This." |
LAST EDITED ON 01-24-06 AT 01:07 PM (EST)Indiana Jones and the Sacred Oobie  SMILES ARE FREE
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J I M B O 6839 desperate attention whore postings
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01-24-06, 01:22 PM (EST)
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14. "RE: Caption This." |
Scuba diver tests new underwater bikini wax...paralyzed in the process.
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Canada Girl 3340 desperate attention whore postings
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01-24-06, 01:47 PM (EST)
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17. "Ma'am?" |
"Uh, hi, I'm from Serentity Spa. Just swam down here to give you this coupon for 50% off Brazillian Waxing. Just in case..."
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01-24-06, 01:51 PM (EST)
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18. "RE: Caption This." |
"Nice hairball. You gonna eat that?"
Rolly made this.
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ginger 22512 desperate attention whore postings
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01-24-06, 01:53 PM (EST)
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19. "RE: Caption This." |
OHHHHHHHHHHHHH Frisky!And just before lunchtime! 
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EnfanTerrible 1239 desperate attention whore postings
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01-24-06, 01:54 PM (EST)
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20. "RE: Caption This." |
>"Nice hairball. You gonna eat
>that?"
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I showed that to The Princess and she's now doing congratulatory claw-sharpening on my wicker settee.
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01-24-06, 02:05 PM (EST)
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22. "RE: Caption This." |
Doctor's check the placenta for abnormalities after Anna Nicole Smith's recent underwater birthing.
"...an educated, erudite, socially polished and a very accomplished example of upper crust society" - Kingfish
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01-24-06, 02:58 PM (EST)
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25. "RE: Caption This." |
Nuthin better than cheesy placenta, I always say.
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01-25-06, 11:54 PM (EST)
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34. "RE: Caption This." |
"Really, I'm not just the President of Tenticle Club for Men, I'm a client!"
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01-26-06, 00:57 AM (EST)
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35. "RE: Caption This." |
Rejected Kellogg's breakfast cereal ideas never die. They just get chucked into Lake Michigan.
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cahaya 19891 desperate attention whore postings
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01-26-06, 01:01 AM (EST)
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36. "First dolphins, then..." |
Ex-BF of 'dolphin bride' decides prove he can wed a sea critter, too."Um, Joe, you can get lost in there!" 
A RollDice creation
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