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"Most Embarrassing Stuff about you!"
Femme 3621 desperate attention whore postings
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"Most Embarrassing Stuff about you!" |
At least, that's not so bad that you'd share it with us.What are 3 things about you that you make it a habit not to tell people about yourself? I'll start, only seems fair, I suppose... 1. I knit, crochet and cross-stitch
2. I watch Charmed religiously (I know, I know...)
3. I have impure thoughts about the boy at the liquor store up the road (Yes, a boy... a mere 19 or 20 years old at best) 
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Cin 843 desperate attention whore postings
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06-28-02, 11:47 AM (EST)
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1. "RE: Most Embarrassing Stuff about you!" |
2. I watch Charmed religiously (I
know, I know...) HEY!!!! me too!!! I kinda really like that show 
Cin
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katem 3315 desperate attention whore postings
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06-28-02, 12:37 PM (EST)
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2. "RE: Most Embarrassing Stuff about you!" |
>3. I have impure thoughts about
>the boy at the liquor
>store up the road (Yes,
>a boy... a mere 19
>or 20 years old at
>best) Femme, that's not a boy, that's a young man. Those thoughts you are having should not be embarrasing to you, they are normal human behaviour. Now if you pursue them, that would make it a subject for another thread, wouldn't it 
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06-28-02, 12:49 PM (EST)
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3. "RE: Most Embarrassing Stuff about you!" |
Okay, here are my 3...#1. I am hooked on American Gladiators (reruns on TNN) #2. I dance to music in the privacy of my own home. #3. I have impure thoughts about the woman down the road who comes to the liquor store where I work...j/k Real #3. I am a jobless bum. ======================= Survivorerist - Oh where oh where did my sig pic go?  (Courtesy of Strider )
"Oh my heck, I'm so very glad that that's over. The 2001-2 television season was, for this sofa spud, cruelly and unusually punishing."
-Antonia Zerbisias, The Toronto Star
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Femme 3621 desperate attention whore postings
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06-28-02, 01:18 PM (EST)
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4. "RE: Most Embarrassing Stuff about you!" |
>>#1. I am hooked on American Gladiators (reruns on TNN)<<I used to love love love that show! Every time Jeff Probst says "Survivors Ready" I think "Gladiators Ready" in my head!
>>#3. I have impure thoughts about the woman down the road who comes to the liquor store where I work...j/k<<
HeeHee..
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Strider 580 desperate attention whore postings
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06-30-02, 11:49 AM (EST)
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36. "American Gladiators!!!" |
I lived with the same four guys in college for four years, so we were very close friends. We were each in a different program, and when senior year rolled around we had completely different classes and completely different schedules. To rectify this situation, we made a "house rule" that you had to be home between 5 and 7 p.m. Monday through Friday for dinner. We picked those times so we could watch reruns of: 1. American Gladiators, and 2. Star Trek: The Next Generation.To this day, when they show the contestants on American Gladiators, I can say, "Oh, this is the one where..." And even though I (without exaggeration) must have seen every ST:TNG episode at least 10 times, I still watch it every night. Ah, you brought back found memories. Mmmmmm, Laser. You are right, "Survivors ready," is a blatant rip off of "Contestants... Ready! Gladiators... Ready!"
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herekittykitty 167 desperate attention whore postings
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06-28-02, 01:51 PM (EST)
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5. "RE: Most Embarrassing Stuff about you!" |
1. I'm allergic to milk2. I can't purr 3. I'm really not a cat
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nailbone 27263 desperate attention whore postings
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06-28-02, 02:01 PM (EST)
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6. "RE: Most Embarrassing Stuff about you!" |
>1. I'm allergic to milk
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Man, that must be tough!!>
>2. I can't purr
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Wow!! >3. I'm really not a
>cat
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Nuh-UH!!!!! Shut the F up!!! Not a cat?!?! 
My world is just turned upside down The road goes on forever and the party never ends - Robert Earl Keen
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Drive My Car 20045 desperate attention whore postings
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06-28-02, 02:01 PM (EST)
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7. "No Kitty!!" |
3. I'm really not a catI didn't want to know this!
I was happily pretending you were.
You make me laugh here kitty kitty, I love your posts!
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herekittykitty 167 desperate attention whore postings
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07-01-02, 01:59 PM (EST)
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41. "RE: Most Embarrassing Stuff about you!" |
>Bummer!!! Okay, I lied. I'm not allergic to milk and there are times when I can purr quite nicely.
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Drive My Car 20045 desperate attention whore postings
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06-28-02, 02:12 PM (EST)
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8. "RE: Most Embarrassing Stuff about you!" |
yikes embarressing stuff.
Isn't being addicted to this place embarressing enough?Ummm
I pick my cuticles I talk to my fish ( Louie the Great) I often can't help buying the Enquirer at the grocery store check out only 3? this was easy
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sticks 1165 desperate attention whore postings
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06-28-02, 02:35 PM (EST)
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11. "RE: Most Embarrassing Stuff about you!" |
>Isn't being addicted to this place
>embarressing enough?
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That's what I immediately thought when I saw this thread!
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06-28-02, 02:30 PM (EST)
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9. "RE: Most Embarrassing Stuff about you!" |
LAST EDITED ON 06-28-02 AT 02:32 PM (EST)Hmmmm ok let's see what I can come up with..... 1. This one is easy....I am not a natural redhead *L*
2. I think I am a really good singer and dancer but I wouldn't have a chance in hell if I was a contestant on "American Idol" ROFLOL
3. My all time favorite show was "Twin Peaks" *L*  
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Swami 5885 desperate attention whore postings
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06-28-02, 02:31 PM (EST)
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10. "RE: Most Embarrassing Stuff about you!" |
Not fair! Buggy stole my bad cuticles one!1. I haven't had a bath for 17 years. (But I shower regularly, duh.) 2. In winter, I don't bother to shave my armpits. (Unless we go to Florida.) 3. I squeeze fruits. (In the supermarket!)
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Drive My Car 20045 desperate attention whore postings
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06-28-02, 02:54 PM (EST)
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12. "RE: Most Embarrassing Stuff about you!" |
We're even Swami, you confessed on the armpits thing. Actually I shave my pits, it's the legs I let go in the winter, my husband teases me about my winter kneee socks.
I celebrate spring, by buying a new razor and shaving my legs.( Oh Sh*t! Overshare)
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Swami 5885 desperate attention whore postings
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06-28-02, 03:18 PM (EST)
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14. "RE: Most Embarrassing Stuff about you!" |
>>it's the legs I let go
( Oh Sh*t! Overshare)<<Buggy, I'll see that overshare and raise you one... I don't shave my bikini line because I shave the whole thing!
*closes her eyes & hits 'post message' quick* *I'm so embarrassed* Swami
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Drive My Car 20045 desperate attention whore postings
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06-28-02, 03:41 PM (EST)
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15. "Swami YOU FREAK!!!" |
I can't believe you posted that!!!!
How the hell am I gonna be able to top that Overshare??
I'd have to wax my ass fercrissakes!My kid wants to go to the Pool but I am stalling because I don't feel like shaving my bikini line.
Buggy- has nose hair issues
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Swami 5885 desperate attention whore postings
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06-28-02, 09:43 PM (EST)
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23. "RE: Swami YOU FREAK!!!" |
>>I can't believe you posted that!!!!<<OMH Buggy, look below on this thread & see what we started! Now this summer, when guys are wondering 'does she or doesn't she?' it will not be hair color they are wondering about.
Swami
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Drive My Car 20045 desperate attention whore postings
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06-28-02, 10:59 PM (EST)
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24. "RE: Swami YOU FREAK!!!" |
Oh Swami, yes we did start something didn't we?
( sorry Honey)I am still confused about how someone who goes through all the time and hassle of shaving her ... Ummmmm "personality" doesn't shave her pits. I am confused.
Buggy- who is thinking of a "personality" makeover, wonder if the clean look is for me
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Asrai 6083 desperate attention whore postings
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06-28-02, 11:04 PM (EST)
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25. "RE: Swami YOU FREAK!!!" |
*Chanting.....Bug-gy, Bug-gy, Bug-gy!*
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Swami 5885 desperate attention whore postings
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06-29-02, 10:48 PM (EST)
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34. "RE: Swami YOU FREAK!!!" |
LAST EDITED ON 06-29-02 AT 10:51 PM (EST)*Swami returns from a wholesome day spent at Grandma's to tidy up the pressing concerns in this embarrassing thresd* >>I am still confused about how someone who goes through all the time and hassle of shaving her ... Ummmmm "personality" doesn't shave her pits.<< Well Buggy, it's not like I have a 2 inch long pelt under my arms. It's just a little strip of short, pale, fluffy stuff--quite insignificant really. The parts I do shave, however, are more--how to say this discretely--Center Stage? >>Buggy- who is thinking of a "personality" makeover, wonder if the clean look is for me.<< Try it; you'll like it. You'll feel so smooth & clean. Innocent, yet worldly. Sweet, yet tarty. Mr. Bug will be amazed and very appreciative. Later he may wonder if you used his shaver or not. So guess your best how he might respond to that before you pick your shaver.
*thoughtful pause*
*should I raise the embarrassment factor?*
*why not?*
Mr. Swami likes it when I use his shaver. Okay, I'm finished with this topic now. Edited to add: Oh Sh!t !! I reached 700 posts with this? I should have been paying more attention. Sheeesh. Swami
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Asrai 6083 desperate attention whore postings
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06-30-02, 02:44 AM (EST)
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35. "Another chant....." |
First.....Congrats(Swa-mi, Swa-mi, Swa-mi!) on 700 posts!Second.....I agree, Mr. Bug will definatley appreciate your decision, Buggy! Also, didn't someone say on the What are you like in bed...again thread that we women need to "air" things out down there? Third.....I thought it was time for a change with the sig pic. I'm a bright, happy, free person. So, why not express that with a new funky pic?! BTW, Femme helped me tweak it a bit. She always makes things better! Now, about that razor.....
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sittem 4186 desperate attention whore postings
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06-28-02, 03:43 PM (EST)
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16. "RE: Most Embarrassing Stuff about you!" |
1. I play the accordian (at least once a year - took lessons as a kid)
2. Twin Peaks, Northern Exposure, Ed - loved 'em all.
3. I'm white
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Asrai 6083 desperate attention whore postings
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06-28-02, 08:05 PM (EST)
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17. "RE: Most Embarrassing Stuff about you!" |
Alright, this is gonna be tough! 1. I'm Femmes sister! (I know, I know!)
2. I fantasize about getting it on with the guy who does my tattoos!
3. Unlike Swami, I let my hubby shave the whole damned thing! Now, like Swami, I quickly press the "post" button! I originally had a different #2, but thought it too embarrassing! BTW, my thanks goes out to Femme for once again improving my sig pic! Love ya, girl!
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LadyT 5567 desperate attention whore postings
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06-28-02, 08:45 PM (EST)
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18. "RE: Most Embarrassing Stuff about you!" |
Oh my.....1. I love Baywatch. My old roommate and I watched it for the men, much like men watch it for the women. Let me tell ya, there were some HOT men on that show,(No not david Hasselhoff) 2. I sometimes laugh so loud I snort and can't stop. 3. and oh God....just like Swami and Asrai me too 
Lady T-mean Uber b!tch
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IceCat 17415 desperate attention whore postings
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06-28-02, 09:30 PM (EST)
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19. "Me too..." |
... but I don't shave the whole thing!Just the top and only in the summer!  
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herekittykitty 167 desperate attention whore postings
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06-28-02, 09:34 PM (EST)
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21. "RE: Me too..." |
purrfect!
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Asrai 6083 desperate attention whore postings
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06-28-02, 09:37 PM (EST)
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22. "OMG!" |
Oh IceCat, you're too funny! But, that's a visual that I really didn't need!ROTFLMAO@IceCat!
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06-28-02, 11:08 PM (EST)
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26. "Me too..." |
And as always the Cat sneaks in with the one liner.Gotta Love Ice, he is quick, and way too funny.
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06-29-02, 10:09 AM (EST)
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32. "RE: ROTFLMAO at IceCat !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" |
I confess, I was in CHAT last night, and some peeps were talking about . . . a very funny thresd . . . with some very interesting posts, and . . . comments.So Mandy M, *I*, apparently, was the only one that your . . . umm--talent was news too . Well one really embarassing mmoment, I actually posted over a month ago; fortunatly, no one noticed: When I was in Grade 8 Gym Class, I wanted to avoid getting yet aonther late-slip, which would result in my receiving a detention. I had a Law class on the top floor, of one end of the building, and my Gym class--immediatly following it--on the opposite end, on the first floor. Well I ran to the change room, sliped on my cornflower-blue bloomers, and ran into the Gymnasium. In the middle of the Gym, existed a partition--separating the guys' gym, from the girls. It was always up--every single day, but one. The only day, this partition was down, was the one day, I ran into the gym without my buttons done up. I didn't realize this, until I was seated in one of the lines, and overheard the guys chuckling and making jokes about it. I never did live it down, until Graduation; apparently many of my male collegues, considered my navel-expose, a memorable moment .
I know that's only 1, but *I* was sooooh embarassed at the time; that really feel, it should count for at least 3.
Okay, wait, I do have one more, but it's not embarassing to me, however I do consider it hillarious:
The concierge at the front desk of my building, buzzed my intercom--asking for advice on back-hair removal; then he buzzed me at a later date to complain of painful rash attributed to a depilitary, he had purchased for that purpose. No, I'm not making any of this up; although, I wish I were.
It is not necessary to accept everything as true, one must only accept it as necessary.
Light a Virtual Candle
Eleanor Roosevelt: No one can make YOU feel inferior without YOUR consent!
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SherpaDave 8326 desperate attention whore postings
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06-29-02, 02:51 AM (EST)
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28. "RE: Most Embarrassing Stuff about you!" |
Personally, I'm dying to know what your #2 was that was so embarrassing if your husband shaving you is less embarrassing. Oh, and I suppose I should give a list, huh? Tough for me; I don't embarrass easily.1. I watch Teletubbies almost every day.
2. I joke about man-loving, but there really was one guy I fantasized once about several years ago. And he recently came out of the closet. Yikes!
3. I can't think of a third and number 2 should count for more than one anyway. 
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MandyM 2112 desperate attention whore postings
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06-29-02, 02:57 AM (EST)
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29. "RE: Most Embarrassing Stuff about you!" |
LAST EDITED ON 06-29-02 AT 02:04 PM (EST)*Edited to say that I am suffering from the Worst.Hangover.Ever* 
MM "We didn't lose the game; we just ran out of time." - Vince Lombardi
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Asrai 6083 desperate attention whore postings
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06-29-02, 03:29 AM (EST)
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30. "RE: Most Embarrassing Stuff about you!" |
LAST EDITED ON 07-02-02 AT 01:33 PM (EST)Hope your hangover isn't too bad, Mandy! Having spilled the beans to Sherps, I can "edit" this embarrassing post! There, I feel so much better! No, I really don't. How embarrassing!
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06-29-02, 02:18 AM (EST)
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27. "RE: Most Embarrassing Stuff about you!" |
I just have to say, this thresd is the funniest damn thing I've seen all day! ROTFL!I am embarassed that I think this is so funny.
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06-29-02, 04:22 AM (EST)
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31. "RE: Most Embarrassing Stuff about you!" |
1. I have a fetish for womens hair and am obsessed with beautiful hair. It turns me on.that should be enough for all 3 
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07-01-02, 12:09 PM (EST)
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37. "RE: Most Embarrassing Stuff about you!" |
Hmm, lets see.I quilt. (by hand)
I watch Bachelorettes in Alaska. (can't help it, its kinda intersting)
I'm afraid of the dark.
"What are you gonna do? Release the hounds? Or release the bees? Or release the hounds and the bees? Or release the hounds with bees in there mouths, so when they bark they shoot bees?" Homer Simpson
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07-01-02, 12:40 PM (EST)
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39. "RE: Most Embarrassing Stuff about you!" |
Well, I can't really think of 3, but this one oughta be bad enough...On our recent Mexico vacation, the four guys decided to convince the gals to go topless, if we went bottomless. So we swam out beyond the beach limit markers, pulled our trunks off and waved them over our heads! Then put trunks back on and we swam back in, and when we got to the beach they said it wasn't good enough cuz we were too far away to see anything. So right there on the beach we dropped trunks and mooned them (and others in the vicinity). Well, all four of us did it, but I was faster than the rest, so the CAMERA went off, I was the only one exposed!! I didn't realize this until I saw the PICTURE when we got back together this weekend!! Comments were made about seeing the WHITEST.BUTT.EVER!! And for the record, the ladies never did go topless...
- *blushing for one of the rare times* The road goes on forever and the party never ends - Robert Earl Keen
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07-01-02, 12:55 PM (EST)
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40. "RE: Most Embarrassing Stuff about you!" |
LMAO, nailbone!>> for the record, the ladies never did go topless...<< Score 'one' for the ladies! (And I think Sherps still has openings on the photos thread.) Swami
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nailbone 27263 desperate attention whore postings
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07-01-02, 02:10 PM (EST)
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42. "RE: Most Embarrassing Stuff about you!" |
>(And I think Sherps still
>has openings on the photos
>thread.)
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That ain't happenin'!!!
- This Space For Rent The road goes on forever and the party never ends - Robert Earl Keen
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