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desert_rhino 10087 desperate attention whore postings
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05-09-05, 08:24 AM (EST)
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"Ooooh...."
Shallow end day, looks like...


And the friggin' pool's empty at that.

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  Subject     Author     Message Date     ID  
 RE: Ooooh.... Estee 05-09-05 1
 RE: Ooooh.... Surveysez 05-09-05 2
 RE: Ooooh.... AugustGirl 05-09-05 3
 RE: Ooooh.... landruajm 05-09-05 4
   RE: Ooooh.... Bebo 05-09-05 5
   RE: Ooooh.... desert_rhino 05-09-05 13
       RE: Ooooh.... landruajm 05-09-05 15
           RE: Ooooh.... desert_rhino 05-09-05 19
               RE: Ooooh.... landruajm 05-09-05 21
                   RE: Ooooh.... desert_rhino 05-09-05 44
                       RE: Ooooh.... landruajm 05-09-05 46
                           RE: Ooooh.... desert_rhino 05-09-05 49
                           Note to self: desert_rhino 05-09-05 62
 RE: Ooooh.... frisky 05-09-05 6
   RE: Ooooh.... clemsonbeav 05-09-05 22
 darn brvnkrz 05-09-05 7
   RE: darn HobbsofMI 05-09-05 68
       RE: darn desert_rhino 05-09-05 69
           RE: darn HobbsofMI 05-09-05 71
       RE: darn nailbone 05-09-05 94
 RE: Ooooh.... Glow 05-09-05 8
   RE: Ooooh.... frisky 05-09-05 9
       RE: Ooooh.... Glow 05-09-05 10
   RE: Ooooh.... desert_rhino 05-09-05 11
       RE: Ooooh.... Glow 05-09-05 14
           RE: Ooooh.... desert_rhino 05-09-05 20
               RE: Ooooh.... Glow 05-09-05 41
 RE: Ooooh.... Coconut 05-09-05 12
   RE: Ooooh.... brvnkrz 05-09-05 17
       RE: Ooooh.... Coconut 05-09-05 24
           RE: Ooooh.... brvnkrz 05-09-05 26
               RE: Ooooh.... Coconut 05-09-05 30
               RE: Ooooh.... HobbsofMI 05-09-05 97
   RE: Ooooh.... frisky 05-09-05 18
       RE: Ooooh.... Coconut 05-09-05 25
 RE: Ooooh.... newsomewayne 05-09-05 16
   RE: Ooooh.... desert_rhino 05-09-05 23
       RE: Ooooh.... Emily RugBurn 05-09-05 93
 You want shallow? Estee 05-09-05 27
   RE: You want shallow? udg 05-09-05 38
   RE: You want shallow? Devious Weasel 05-09-05 70
       RE: You want shallow? Estee 05-09-05 73
           RE: You want shallow? Devious Weasel 05-09-05 75
               RE: You want shallow? Estee 05-09-05 76
                   RE: You want shallow? landruajm 05-09-05 77
                       RE: You want shallow? Devious Weasel 05-09-05 79
                           RE: You want shallow? landruajm 05-09-05 84
                       One of My Favorite Punchlines Devious Weasel 05-09-05 80
                   RE: You want shallow? Devious Weasel 05-09-05 78
                       RE: You want shallow? landruajm 05-09-05 83
           RE: You want shallow? J Slice 05-09-05 86
   RE: You want shallow? dragonflies 05-09-05 72
 RE: Ooooh.... J Slice 05-09-05 28
   RE: Ooooh.... Estee 05-09-05 29
       RE: Ooooh.... J Slice 05-09-05 31
           RE: Ooooh.... Estee 05-09-05 32
               RE: Ooooh.... J Slice 05-09-05 33
                   RE: Ooooh.... Estee 05-09-05 35
   RE: Ooooh.... Surveysez 05-09-05 36
 RE: Ooooh.... txmomma26 05-09-05 34
   RE: Ooooh.... clemsonbeav 05-09-05 39
       RE: Ooooh.... txmomma26 05-09-05 63
           RE: Ooooh.... clemsonbeav 05-09-05 65
               RE: Ooooh.... txmomma26 05-09-05 87
 RE: Ooooh.... clemsonbeav 05-09-05 37
   RE: Ooooh.... J Slice 05-09-05 42
       RE: Ooooh.... clemsonbeav 05-09-05 43
           RE: Ooooh.... J Slice 05-09-05 48
 RE: Ooooh.... nailbone 05-09-05 40
 RE: Ooooh.... jkokoj 05-09-05 45
   RE: Ooooh.... clemsonbeav 05-09-05 47
       RE: Ooooh.... Estee 05-09-05 50
           RE: Ooooh.... clemsonbeav 05-09-05 55
               RE: Ooooh.... Estee 05-09-05 56
                   RE: Ooooh.... clemsonbeav 05-09-05 57
                       RE: Ooooh.... Estee 05-09-05 59
                           RE: Ooooh.... clemsonbeav 05-09-05 61
                               RE: Ooooh.... J Slice 05-09-05 64
                                   RE: Ooooh.... clemsonbeav 05-09-05 66
                                       RE: Ooooh.... jkokoj 05-09-05 67
       RE: Ooooh.... desert_rhino 05-09-05 52
           RE: Ooooh.... Estee 05-09-05 53
           RE: Ooooh.... clemsonbeav 05-09-05 54
 Pronunciation Poll clemsonbeav 05-09-05 51
   RE: Pronunciation Poll nailbone 05-09-05 58
       RE: Pronunciation Poll clemsonbeav 05-09-05 60
           RE: Pronunciation Poll dragonflies 05-09-05 74
               RE: Pronunciation Poll udg 05-09-05 108
           RE: Pronunciation Poll nailbone 05-09-05 95
 RE: Ooooh.... Lisapooh 05-09-05 81
   RE: Ooooh.... Immunegirl 05-09-05 99
       RE: Ooooh.... nailbone 05-09-05 103
           RE: Ooooh.... Immunegirl 05-09-05 106
 RE: Ooooh.... Cygnus X1 05-09-05 82
 RE: Ooooh.... DebCapsFan 05-09-05 85
 *splashes around* moonbaby 05-09-05 88
   RE: *splashes around* J Slice 05-09-05 89
       RE: *splashes around* clemsonbeav 05-09-05 92
           RE: *splashes around* Cygnus X1 05-09-05 101
               *pouts* clemsonbeav 05-09-05 102
                   RE: *pouts* Cygnus X1 05-09-05 109
                       RE: *pouts* arkiegrl 05-09-05 111
 RE: Ooooh.... anotherkim 05-09-05 90
   RE: Ooooh.... Glow 05-09-05 91
       RE: Ooooh.... nailbone 05-09-05 96
           RE: Ooooh.... Glow 05-09-05 98
 RE: Ooooh.... Immunegirl 05-09-05 100
   RE: Ooooh.... nailbone 05-09-05 104
       RE: Ooooh.... ginger 05-09-05 105
       RE: Ooooh.... Immunegirl 05-09-05 107
 RE: Ooooh.... clemsonbeav 05-09-05 110
   RE: Ooooh.... wandacal 05-10-05 112

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Estee 57126 desperate attention whore postings
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05-09-05, 08:29 AM (EST)
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1. "RE: Ooooh...."
Give me a little time and I might be able to come up with a deep thought. Nine million years should do it.

(They're all trying to load the pictures on the TAR preview thread. That's up to thirty minutes on a t1.)

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Surveysez 2793 desperate attention whore postings
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05-09-05, 08:31 AM (EST)
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2. "RE: Ooooh...."
What do you want. It is Monday, after all.


No, it's not empty. The dog had puppies in it.

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AugustGirl 11534 desperate attention whore postings
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05-09-05, 08:35 AM (EST)
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3. "RE: Ooooh...."
I am so tired that if I got into the shallow end I would drown from exhaustion.


I need sleep.

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landruajm 6040 desperate attention whore postings
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05-09-05, 08:39 AM (EST)
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4. "RE: Ooooh...."
I'm here for you, strange bedfellow.

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Bebo 21083 desperate attention whore postings
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05-09-05, 08:47 AM (EST)
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5. "RE: Ooooh...."
Starting my day off with a mental picture of the bedfellows.

And yes, it is strange.


"If there was ever a time you wanted permission to run over a clown . . . ."

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desert_rhino 10087 desperate attention whore postings
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05-09-05, 09:22 AM (EST)
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13. "RE: Ooooh...."
I can't decide if the spikes 'round the back side of the armhole on my jean/chain jacket are distracting or thematic.
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landruajm 6040 desperate attention whore postings
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05-09-05, 09:26 AM (EST)
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15. "RE: Ooooh...."
Whichever. They're damned uncomfortable.

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desert_rhino 10087 desperate attention whore postings
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05-09-05, 09:28 AM (EST)
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19. "RE: Ooooh...."
Damn.

Try it now. I forgot they're supposed to point OUT.

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landruajm 6040 desperate attention whore postings
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05-09-05, 09:30 AM (EST)
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21. "RE: Ooooh...."
You're so inaccessible.

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desert_rhino 10087 desperate attention whore postings
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05-09-05, 10:16 AM (EST)
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44. "RE: Ooooh...."
http://www.studsandspikes.com/

Between this and my suicide girls dot com (way not pg-13) membership, I'm feeling pretty darn accessible today. accessed. whatever.

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landruajm 6040 desperate attention whore postings
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05-09-05, 10:19 AM (EST)
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46. "RE: Ooooh...."
Stunningly, the U.S. Government is allowing access to the first. Based on your warning, I'll wait until later to try the other...
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desert_rhino 10087 desperate attention whore postings
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05-09-05, 10:21 AM (EST)
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49. "RE: Ooooh...."
Ummm, good idea. I wouldn't want that showing up on a spot check of the logs at a place I was working. Much less a government job. Screw The Man. oops.
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desert_rhino 10087 desperate attention whore postings
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05-09-05, 10:39 AM (EST)
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62. "Note to self:"
Take off jacket before flomping in waterbed.
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frisky 11695 desperate attention whore postings
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05-09-05, 08:48 AM (EST)
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6. "RE: Ooooh...."
I'd be perkier but I haven't heard the can opener yet.


The world is my litterbox.

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05-09-05, 09:31 AM (EST)
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22. "RE: Ooooh...."
*walks to the kitchen*


Mixed Grill or Turkey and Giblets?

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brvnkrz 20491 desperate attention whore postings
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05-09-05, 08:49 AM (EST)
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7. "darn"
And I soooo felt like playing in the deep end today. Maybe next time.

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HobbsofMI 16065 desperate attention whore postings
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05-09-05, 11:05 AM (EST)
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68. "RE: darn"
What about Bush II blaming Roosevelt for the Soviets taking over Eastern Europe after WW II at a 60th anniversary speech in the Balkans when his dad said it was Stalin not keeping his promise from the Yalta conference in a speech at the 50th anniversary?


created by Syren

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desert_rhino 10087 desperate attention whore postings
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05-09-05, 11:06 AM (EST)
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69. "RE: darn"
{{{{SMACK!!}}}}
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HobbsofMI 16065 desperate attention whore postings
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05-09-05, 11:28 AM (EST)
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71. "RE: darn"
*Ouch*....I was just telling Knockers cause she wanted to be in the deep end.


created by Syren

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nailbone 27263 desperate attention whore postings
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05-09-05, 01:52 PM (EST)
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94. "RE: darn"
Patton blamed Eisenhower.


New from Sigs by Syren!!

Keep lookin' up, cuz that's where it all is. o-

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Glow 14353 desperate attention whore postings
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05-09-05, 08:51 AM (EST)
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8. "RE: Ooooh...."
As it should be. I had a rough weekend. You need to be entertaining me today.


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frisky 11695 desperate attention whore postings
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05-09-05, 08:52 AM (EST)
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9. "RE: Ooooh...."
*tap dances on desk for Flow*


The world is my litterbox.

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Glow 14353 desperate attention whore postings
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05-09-05, 09:00 AM (EST)
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10. "RE: Ooooh...."
Awww. I can always count on you, my Grisky. *sa mooch*

Now prepare for your spanking.

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desert_rhino 10087 desperate attention whore postings
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05-09-05, 09:19 AM (EST)
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11. "RE: Ooooh...."
I thought you RECEIVED the spanking...

How was le Trip?

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Glow 14353 desperate attention whore postings
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05-09-05, 09:24 AM (EST)
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14. "RE: Ooooh...."
That depends on the other party involved.

le moving was this weekend. le trip is this weekend.

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desert_rhino 10087 desperate attention whore postings
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05-09-05, 09:28 AM (EST)
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20. "RE: Ooooh...."
Ew. Le moving ALWAYS sucks balls.
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Glow 14353 desperate attention whore postings
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05-09-05, 10:12 AM (EST)
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41. "RE: Ooooh...."
Yep. Sucks le balls. Now I have to unpack in order to pack for this weekend. Ack!

*smooch* Sweetums

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Coconut 10856 desperate attention whore postings
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05-09-05, 09:21 AM (EST)
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12. "RE: Ooooh...."
*crawls into shallow end*

*passes out*


Urh. Someone come and clean my house.



Coc au Flange-- Official Dish of the Phoquetard Inquisitorial Squad

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brvnkrz 20491 desperate attention whore postings
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05-09-05, 09:26 AM (EST)
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17. "RE: Ooooh...."
Poho dumped me so I'm available for doing laundry.
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Coconut 10856 desperate attention whore postings
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05-09-05, 09:38 AM (EST)
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24. "RE: Ooooh...."
I .heart. you. The laundry mountain is in the basement and the tequila is in the top cupboard. Knock yourself out. ;D



Coc au Flange-- Official Dish of the Phoquetard Inquisitorial Squad

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brvnkrz 20491 desperate attention whore postings
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05-09-05, 09:40 AM (EST)
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26. "RE: Ooooh...."
Yippee. I was going to do it for nothing. But since you're throwing in the tequila, I'll do the windows and vacuum for you too.

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Coconut 10856 desperate attention whore postings
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05-09-05, 09:55 AM (EST)
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30. "RE: Ooooh...."
You're my favourite du jour. Be here by eleven and I'll throw in chocolate biscuits.



Coc au Flange-- Official Dish of the Phoquetard Inquisitorial Squad

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HobbsofMI 16065 desperate attention whore postings
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05-09-05, 02:11 PM (EST)
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97. "RE: Ooooh...."
Once you are done there can you dust and mop the floors after I'm done sanding and painting my last room?


created by Syren

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frisky 11695 desperate attention whore postings
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05-09-05, 09:27 AM (EST)
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18. "RE: Ooooh...."
Are there edibles involved?


The world is my litterbox.

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Coconut 10856 desperate attention whore postings
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05-09-05, 09:38 AM (EST)
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25. "RE: Ooooh...."
Dominou would be more than happy to demonstrate his newfound cat-treat-throwing skills to you if you'd clean that kitchen.



Coc au Flange-- Official Dish of the Phoquetard Inquisitorial Squad

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newsomewayne 9353 desperate attention whore postings
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05-09-05, 09:26 AM (EST)
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16. "RE: Ooooh...."
Sounds like somebody's got a case of the Mondays. </annoyingofficechickvoice>


Exorcised by Syren, 2005

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desert_rhino 10087 desperate attention whore postings
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05-09-05, 09:32 AM (EST)
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23. "RE: Ooooh...."
Sounds like somebody oughta keep their nose in their OWN business... ;)


Is this yours?
Huh?
Pretend you're me. Make a managerial decision. You find this, what would you do?
Well, I've got to tell you. I'd be very, very careful who you talk to about that, because the person who wrote that is dangerous. And, this button-down, Oxford-cloth psycho might just snap and then stalk from office to office with an Armilite AR-10 carbine gas-powered semiautomatic weapon: pumping round after round into colleagues and coworkers. This might be someone you've known for years . . . someone very, very close to you.

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Emily RugBurn 663 desperate attention whore postings
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05-09-05, 01:47 PM (EST)
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93. "RE: Ooooh...."
lvoe.that.movie, desert_rhino. Thanks for that. Now I HAVE to watch it tonight.

~ EmRB

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Estee 57126 desperate attention whore postings
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05-09-05, 09:46 AM (EST)
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27. "You want shallow?"
I have to paint my living room this week. Color suggestions are now being taken in the lobby.

In the absence of any helpful advice, I'll go with eggplant.

In the presence of what OT considers to be helpful advice, I'll probably still go with eggplant.

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udg 3381 desperate attention whore postings
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05-09-05, 10:07 AM (EST)
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38. "RE: You want shallow?"
Woo! A food thresd!


Slice n' Dice's Sigpic Chop Shop 2004
I have to go grocery shopping, an' I don't wanna. I have to use up the stuff in my pantry before we move out in 11 days, and the thought of making a menu based on what's in my cupboards just isn't that... appetizing.

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05-09-05, 11:22 AM (EST)
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70. "RE: You want shallow?"
Don't you have to crush a lot of eggplants to get enough juice to cover your walls?


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Estee 57126 desperate attention whore postings
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73. "RE: You want shallow?"
My state is the third-largest producer of eggplant in the world. It's not a problem.

We're also second in blueberries.

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05-09-05, 11:49 AM (EST)
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75. "RE: You want shallow?"
Well there you go. Eggplant walls with blueberry accents.


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Estee 57126 desperate attention whore postings
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76. "RE: You want shallow?"
You don't think licking your accents is a little undignified?
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05-09-05, 11:55 AM (EST)
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77. "RE: You want shallow?"
Because he can.
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79. "RE: You want shallow?"
Didn't you use to be affiliated with a cartoon of some sort?


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landruajm 6040 desperate attention whore postings
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05-09-05, 12:05 PM (EST)
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84. "RE: You want shallow?"
I don't like to trade too much on my past.
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05-09-05, 11:56 AM (EST)
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80. "One of My Favorite Punchlines"
Yeah, but if I did that, he'd probably bite me.


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78. "RE: You want shallow?"
Our dogs do it all the time.


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05-09-05, 12:04 PM (EST)
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83. "RE: You want shallow?"
Great minds...

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J Slice 13166 desperate attention whore postings
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05-09-05, 12:51 PM (EST)
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86. "RE: You want shallow?"
Ahh, the Garden/Mafia/Fuel and Petrochemicals state.

Plus, y'all have Quik Chek


Are you familiar with the old robot saying, 'DOES NOT COMPUTE'?

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72. "RE: You want shallow?"
Gold?


another syren masterpiece

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J Slice 13166 desperate attention whore postings
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05-09-05, 09:52 AM (EST)
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28. "RE: Ooooh...."
While you guys are floating around with your swimmies, wanna write a paper or two?

One's a really awesome 15 pager on a Yiddish short story!

How exciting!


Are you familiar with the old robot saying, 'DOES NOT COMPUTE'?

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Estee 57126 desperate attention whore postings
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29. "RE: Ooooh...."
I'm game! All we need now is for someone to teach me Yiddish in less than three hours, and we're there!
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J Slice 13166 desperate attention whore postings
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05-09-05, 09:56 AM (EST)
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31. "RE: Ooooh...."
Oh, never you mind, they're translated into English


Are you familiar with the old robot saying, 'DOES NOT COMPUTE'?

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Estee 57126 desperate attention whore postings
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05-09-05, 09:58 AM (EST)
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32. "RE: Ooooh...."
What do you mean, 'never you mind'? Haven't you learned I can get fifteen pages out of any piece of carp?

Now, if it's actually good, we may be in trouble.

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33. "RE: Ooooh...."
Bad news.

I actually really like the story.

I just think the professor has made unrealistic demands for the paper... 15 pages!?! The story's barely that long!


Are you familiar with the old robot saying, 'DOES NOT COMPUTE'?

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35. "RE: Ooooh...."
I think it's time to introduce your professor to the letter of the law. How large a font can your printer manage?
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05-09-05, 10:06 AM (EST)
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36. "RE: Ooooh...."
There are Yiddish stories that are short?


Why didn't someone tell me this?

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34. "RE: Ooooh...."
After this weekend and the way my week is shaping up to be, shallow end will be the highlight of my day.


SigPic by Syren

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39. "RE: Ooooh...."

Here, now you have a highlighter for every day this week!


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63. "RE: Ooooh...."
But, but......there's no blue or purple!


SigPic by Syren

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65. "RE: Ooooh...."
LAST EDITED ON 05-09-05 AT 10:53 AM (EST)

There.

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87. "RE: Ooooh...."
Much better! Except now the green is missing....


SigPic by Syren

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37. "RE: Ooooh...."
Anyone wanna discuss gay marriage, or church and state, or abortion?


NO!

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05-09-05, 10:15 AM (EST)
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42. "RE: Ooooh...."
::beats Beav senseless with a bat::

Anyone else wanna play the "let's make a deep end out of this" game?

Huh? Huh? ANYONE?!?


Are you familiar with the old robot saying, 'DOES NOT COMPUTE'?

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43. "RE: Ooooh...."
*hobbles back over to the shallow end*

Sorry.


I kinda enjoyed that.

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48. "RE: Ooooh...."
::climbs back onto her inflatable raft and resumes beer-drinking::


So did I, hon.

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40. "RE: Ooooh...."
I'm tired. I have a headache. I don't feel good.

I'd need floaties for the shallow end.


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45. "RE: Ooooh...."
This is refreshing just floating around! Hangs Boner an asprine and OJ w/vodka!


courtesy of RollDdice


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47. "RE: Ooooh...."
I need an aspirin, too. Slicey just bonked me in the head with a bat.


Don't ask why I just said "bonked."

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50. "RE: Ooooh...."
Suffer.

'Inoffensive OT triumverate', my All-Star Survivor.

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55. "RE: Ooooh...."
*hands Estee some chocolate*
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56. "RE: Ooooh...."
*hands Clemsonbeav a live bomb with three seconds left on the timer*
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57. "RE: Ooooh...."
*throws it in the deep end*
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59. "RE: Ooooh...."
What deep end?

Does Slicey have to hit you again?

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05-09-05, 10:36 AM (EST)
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61. "RE: Ooooh...."
Will she?
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64. "RE: Ooooh...."
Wanna find out?


I've smacked lesser aquatic mammals than you before.

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66. "RE: Ooooh...."
Wanna tango?
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67. "RE: Ooooh...."
hands slice the bat and Beav an asprine!


courtesy of RollDdice


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52. "RE: Ooooh...."

Wuss.

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53. "RE: Ooooh...."
Cutie!
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54. "RE: Ooooh...."
Is that Jan's from Thailand?
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51. "Pronunciation Poll"
How do you pronounce these words?

vitamin

pinch

a while ago


Beav: Proud member of the inoffensive OT Triumvirate.

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58. "RE: Pronunciation Poll"
vit-a-min

pinch

a-while-a-go

Is this a trick question?"


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Keep lookin' up, cuz that's where it all is. o-

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60. "RE: Pronunciation Poll"
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vī' tuh min (rhymes with "Bite a men") (Coco and the other Canadians may answer differently)

peench (because I'm from the country)

whallago (ditto)

No, no trick question. Just curious.

What do you push around at the grocery store?


A buggy, duh!

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74. "RE: Pronunciation Poll"


another syren masterpiece

buggy's goin grocery shopping? I thought udg had to go?

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108. "RE: Pronunciation Poll"
I'm out of vitamins.


Slice n' Dice's Sigpic Chop Shop 2004
I skipped the store! We biked to a French Restaurant That Used To Be A Mexican Place for supper instead. I had Coq a Vin and Chocolate Mousse. The mousse came with fresh fruit: strawberries, grapes, a small pineapple wedge, and something I've never seen before. The something looked a bit like an orange cherry tomato, and it was had lots of seeds. I asked the waitress what it was, and she didn't know, so she asked the chef. She came back and said it was a "fus-all-iss". I have no idea how it's spelled, so I can't look it up. That could be the french name or the German name. I tried Google, but no luck without the proper spelling. The meal was GREAT, but the fruit mystery is haunting me.

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95. "RE: Pronunciation Poll"
vī' tuh mun (rhymes with "Bite a bun")

And I push a cart around at the grocery store. I would NEVER push Buggy around!!


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81. "RE: Ooooh...."
it's fun being shallow!!!!!

who wouldn't want to be mesmerized by shiney objects and Ben Affleck

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05-09-05, 02:41 PM (EST)
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99. "RE: Ooooh...."
Can I be mesmerized by shiney objects and Michael Vartan?

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103. "RE: Ooooh...."
LAST EDITED ON 05-09-05 AT 05:31 PM (EST)

Shiny objects and Jennifer Aniston?


New from Sigs by Syren!!

Keep lookin' up, cuz that's where it all is. o-

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106. "RE: Ooooh...."
Hmmmm. I didn't hear that she, too, had dated Jennifer Garner (but THAT would be a story) However, you are perfectly welcome to be mesmerized here too since you did go to all the trouble of bringing shiny things.


Slice and Dice Chop Shop 2004
Ooooooooooooooh. Pretty.

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82. "RE: Ooooh...."
* thinks about singing Col. Potter's "I love to go swimmin' with bow-legged women and swim between their legs" song . . .


* Then thinks better of it.

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85. "RE: Ooooh...."
I have a little sunburn on the top of my head, right at my hairline.


Made for me by RolldDice.

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88. "*splashes around*"
Why is this water so warm?

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89. "RE: *splashes around*"
Beav peed in it.


Oh snap.

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92. "RE: *splashes around*"
*WHACK*


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101. "RE: *splashes around*"
I think someone is so getting a timeout...


And besides, it's only been 29 minutes since you ate.

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102. "*pouts*"
Cygnus never lets me have any fun.


*insert bounce here*

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109. "RE: *pouts*"
That's not true! (Well, you're definitely not True, but that's another story )

I was looking for photos from an old National Geographic article about these scientists who studied beavers for a year. There was a great shot or two of their daughter swimming with them. Couldn't find them on line, though.


And no, I'm not going to go Googling for "beaver" images.

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111. "RE: *pouts*"
*And no, I'm not going to go Googling for "beaver" images. *

Aww, c'mon... LOL



Syren rocks.
I'm such a blog ho, I've made three. So, here's one.

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90. "RE: Ooooh...."

I'm sorry, some of us are busy improving the world and being professionals. We don't have time for petty trivia.


--today's food day, too. Mmmmmmmmmmmmm. Cheesecake.

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91. "RE: Ooooh...."
Kimmah, the world is improved by your presence in it.

oh my heck! I just remembered I have chocolate peanut butter pie at home! My day just got better. Plus, I only have to be professional for two more hours.

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96. "RE: Ooooh...."
Suck up!!


New from Sigs by Syren!!

Keep lookin' up, cuz that's where it all is. o-

I likes pie!
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98. "RE: Ooooh...."
Suck up? Me? *grin*

Good. I will mail you a piece as soon as my CD comes in.

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100. "RE: Ooooh...."
Yes, very much so. Today has involved enormous suckage thus far, therefore you all should entertain me. Or let me look at cute boys and shiny things.

Love,
Iggy

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104. "RE: Ooooh...."
Can I sit next to you and look at cute girls and shiny things? Or have a Shiner with you, a cute girl?


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105. "RE: Ooooh...."
Why not look at shiny boys and girls, together?



Shiny happy people laughing
Meet me in the crowd
People people
Throw your love around
Love me love me
Take it into town
Happy happy
Put it in the ground
Where the flowers grow
Gold and silver shine

Shiny happy people holding hands
Shiny happy people laughing

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107. "RE: Ooooh...."
Sure. I haven't had a Shiner since I lived in NC. They were yummy. Is it okay if I wear something shiny/sparkly while drinking the Shiner and hanging out with you (and other cute boys?)

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110. "RE: Ooooh...."
I got 560,000 on that pinball game that was posted a few days ago.

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112. "RE: Ooooh...."
Did you upgrade to red flippers?



Ice, Ice baby!

Modified by JSlice!

This thread has me soooo confused....
Are we still talking about Landru?

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