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Estee 57126 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"	03-10-05, 11:07 AM (EST)
"Play sports, go to Hell. (But only if you're a girl.)"
I'm now convinced that somewhere on the Internet, someone has saved a lot of time by deciding breathing=sin. No, not heavy breathing. Normal breathing. No, not the heaving kind, either. Anyway -- http://www.jesus-is-savior.com/Womens%20Page/christian_women_and_sports.htm
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Draco Malfoy 10525 desperate attention whore postings
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03-10-05, 11:10 AM (EST)

1. "RE: Play sports, go to Hell. (But only if you're a girl.)"

Stuff like this is why I stopped believing in Hell.

Breathing will also kill you. Everything else will.

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TechNoir 9741 desperate attention whore postings
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03-10-05, 11:11 AM (EST)

2. "RE: Play sports, go to Hell. (But only if you're a girl.)"

First ST (isn't that missing a letter?) I don't know why you keep sending us to this stuff. I suspect you are actually a radical Christian tricking us into reading this stuff, hoping to gain a few converts.
Second, my favorite part is this: "A telltale sign of paganism is nudity." So do good Christians have those babies birthed already wearing clothes? Do they dress to shower? Or avoid showering?
Third, though -- Duh. No exercise. Bad heart. Early death. Second wife for the old guy. It's simple.

"Fear is just another word for ignorance." Hunter S. Thompson

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Bobdechemist 3932 desperate attention whore postings
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03-10-05, 11:16 AM (EST)

6. "RE: Play sports, go to Hell. (But only if you're a girl.)"

Maybe these sites are actually posted by radical atheists, hoping to come up with such ridiculous ideas that people cease to take religion seriously?
Me? Why I'm a late blooming child prodigy.

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Draco Malfoy 10525 desperate attention whore postings
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03-10-05, 11:18 AM (EST)

8. "RE: Play sports, go to Hell. (But only if you're a girl.)"

It's working.

"My generation was going to change the world, and all we really ended up with was classic rock channels." - SurveySez

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Draco Malfoy 10525 desperate attention whore postings
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03-10-05, 11:17 AM (EST)

7. "RE: Play sports, go to Hell. (But only if you're a girl.)"

"A telltale sign of paganism is nudity."
That's why I became Wiccan. The whole skyclad thing.

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Estee 57126 desperate attention whore postings
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03-10-05, 11:19 AM (EST)

9. "RE: Play sports, go to Hell. (But only if you're a girl.)"

First ST (isn't that missing a letter?)
Now that you mention it, I am short a few pieces of mail...
Are you feeling well today? Normally, I'd expect you to say it was missing two letters. Consecutive. Between 'g' and 'j'.
> I don't know why you keep sending us to this stuff. I suspect
>you are actually a radical Christian tricking us into reading
>this stuff, hoping to gain a few converts.
Ummm... no?

>Second, my favorite part is this: "A telltale sign of paganism
>is nudity." So do good Christians have those babies birthed
> already wearing clothes?
Yes, but they have to get dressed in the womb with the doctor's assistance.
You wouldn't believe the shape of the forceps.
> Do they dress to shower? Or avoid showering?
Hairshirts are traditionally wash-and-wear, so...
>Third, though -- Duh. No exercise. Bad heart.
>Early death. Second wife for the old guy.
>It's simple.
I was thinking more along the lines of 'She didn't exercise and fine-tune her motor skills, so if we get into a fight, I know I can take her.'

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TechNoir 9741 desperate attention whore postings
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03-10-05, 11:25 AM (EST)

13. "RE: Play sports, go to Hell. (But only if you're a girl.)"

I'd expect you to say it was missing two letters. Consecutive. Between 'g' and 'j'.
Seems you have a bit to learn about Tech. I had in mind the one between 'c' and 'e'

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Estee 57126 desperate attention whore postings
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03-10-05, 11:29 AM (EST)

16. "RE: Play sports, go to Hell. (But only if you're a girl.)"

And this is why I don't support your re-election as President of Sweaters.
But if you ever run for Mistress of Hairshirts, you've got my vote.

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FesterFan1 5947 desperate attention whore postings
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03-10-05, 11:11 AM (EST)

3. "This is a parody site, right?"

I mean, it has to be.
Fester
Is it wrong that those photos made me hot?

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Estee 57126 desperate attention whore postings
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03-10-05, 11:24 AM (EST)

11. "RE: This is a parody site, right?"

Having backed up on the URL to find the main directory, which brought me to some of the other articles... no, I'm pretty sure this is for real.
(Probably not. According to most of this, you were pretty much going south for the long winter anyway.)

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TechNoir 9741 desperate attention whore postings
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03-10-05, 11:32 AM (EST)

19. "RE: This is a parody site, right?"

I'm particularly impressed by the photo of the tiny bloody aborted fetus holding the dime.

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Estee 57126 desperate attention whore postings
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03-10-05, 11:34 AM (EST)

21. "RE: This is a parody site, right?"

As much as I'm going to regret this -- okay, where's that picture?

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TechNoir 9741 desperate attention whore postings
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03-10-05, 12:08 PM (EST)

35. "RE: This is a parody site, right?"

http://www.jesus-is-savior.com/
Upper right, under the headline The American Holocaust: Abortion

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FesterFan1 5947 desperate attention whore postings
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03-10-05, 11:34 AM (EST)

22. "Missed that one"

Not going back to check, either. Nosirree.
Fester
A dime? How 1982.

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Survivorerist 4103 desperate attention whore postings
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03-10-05, 11:13 AM (EST)

4. "RE: Play sports, go to Hell. (But only if you're a girl.)"

Oh man, Estee! This is awesome! Never have I read so many absurdly funny articles on this board in one day. This is almost as good as timecube.

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Bobdechemist 3932 desperate attention whore postings
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03-10-05, 11:14 AM (EST)

5. "RE: Play sports, go to Hell. (But only if you're a girl.)"

LAST EDITED ON 03-10-05 AT 02:31 PM (EST)
he he he he eh he he he he he
That's just great!
he he he he eh he he he he he
I'm not even going to consider the possibility that people take that seriously because I may cry.
I'm just going to giggle for a while.
edited to remove a bonus "the"
Me? Why I'm a late blooming child prodigy.

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geg6 14941 desperate attention whore postings
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03-10-05, 11:22 AM (EST)

10. "RE: Play sports, go to Hell. (But only if you're a girl.)"

Just one more argument for me to become a deist.
In fact, if this is what Christianity is about, I seriously thinking of becoming a Satanist.

I'm such a slut for the blues.

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Estee 57126 desperate attention whore postings
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03-10-05, 11:27 AM (EST)

15. "RE: Play sports, go to Hell. (But only if you're a girl.)"

According to the webmaster of this one, it's also about -- well -- I just found the main Women's Page and there's an article entitled 'Just Do It', which is all about why you're supposed to obey your husband no matter what. It probably goes nicely with the one labeled 'Divorce is a sin', which I haven't looked at yet. I don't even want to get near the one titled 'Mutual Submission.'

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Lisapooh 12664 desperate attention whore postings
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03-10-05, 11:24 AM (EST)

12. "RE: Play sports, go to Hell. (But only if you're a girl.)"

so, I started to get all indignant and prepared to look up the statistics that show that girls that participate in sports are less likely to experiment with drugs, alcohol and sex, but then the whole article struck me as kind of funny. And I happen to like my immodest attire. It accentuates the junk in my trunk.

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Draco Malfoy 10525 desperate attention whore postings
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03-10-05, 11:31 AM (EST)

18. "RE: Play sports, go to Hell. (But only if you're a girl.)"

And what a nice trunk it is.

"My generation was going to change the world, and all we really ended up with was classic rock channels." - SurveySez

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nailbone 27263 desperate attention whore postings
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03-10-05, 11:25 AM (EST)

14. "RE: Play sports, go to Hell. (But only if you're a girl.)"

LAST EDITED ON 03-10-05 AT 11:26 AM (EST)
*sigh* Yeah, all Christians believe this stuff. So y'all probably don't want to have anything to do with Christians. Stay away from us. We're all crackpots.

What.ever.

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Lisapooh 12664 desperate attention whore postings
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03-10-05, 11:29 AM (EST)

17. "RE: Play sports, go to Hell. (But only if you're a girl.)"

nailbone, i don't think anyone here thinks this is representative of mainstream Christianity and I don't think anyone believes you are a crackpot.
As a Christian, I find it very hard to take offense, because this article is ridiculous and I can't imagine anyone thinking it has anything to do with me or my faith. And if someone did think I was a grade A wingnut simply because I am a Christian - why in the world would I care about that person's opinion anyway?

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nailbone 27263 desperate attention whore postings
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03-10-05, 11:36 AM (EST)

23. "RE: Play sports, go to Hell. (But only if you're a girl.)"

nailbone, i don't think anyone here thinks this is representative of mainstream Christianity and I don't think anyone believes you are a crackpot.
Maybe not, but comments like these make me wonder sometimes:
hoping to come up with such ridiculous ideas that people cease to take religion seriously?
It's working.
Just one more argument for me to become a deist.
In fact, if this is what Christianity is about, I seriously thinking of becoming a Satanist.
I may just be extra-sensitive, though, after that big "America" thread. And this headache.
why in the world would I care about that person's opinion anyway?
That's something I do need to work on more.

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Draco Malfoy 10525 desperate attention whore postings
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03-10-05, 11:48 AM (EST)

27. "RE: Play sports, go to Hell. (But only if you're a girl.)"

Maybe not, but comments like these make me wonder sometimes:
hoping to come up with such ridiculous ideas that people cease to take religion seriously?
It's working.
That's why I always look and see who the poster is to decide just how seriously I should take the response.
I may just be extra-sensitive, though, after that big "America" thread. And this headache.
I have no idea how dirty that got, I stayed out of it.

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Bobdechemist 3932 desperate attention whore postings
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03-10-05, 02:34 PM (EST)

56. "RE: Play sports, go to Hell. (But only if you're a girl.)"

I feel someone has just said Bob should not be taken seriously...
hmph
BOOM
grin
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Draco Malfoy 10525 desperate attention whore postings
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03-10-05, 07:27 PM (EST)

59. "RE: Play sports, go to Hell. (But only if you're a girl.)"

I was referring to my comment, but if you don't want to be taken seriously, that's fine.

"My generation was going to change the world, and all we really ended up with was classic rock channels." - SurveySez

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Bobdechemist 3932 desperate attention whore postings
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03-11-05, 01:12 PM (EST)

72. "RE: Play sports, go to Hell. (But only if you're a girl.)"

No, I think it's all for the best.
Especially when I've got this danm body in the bathtub and cedar shaving scented bleach....
Me? Why I'm a late blooming child prodigy.

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Lisapooh 12664 desperate attention whore postings
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03-10-05, 11:53 AM (EST)

28. "RE: Play sports, go to Hell. (But only if you're a girl.)"

I guess I just figure people are entitled to their own opinions. And sometimes, yes, it makes me wince a little - but honestly I don't care. I don't care if people think I'm naive or stupid or deluded. I don't care if people generalize or condescend or purposefully antagonize me. That falls squarely in the "their problem not mine" category.
The truth is a lot of Christians have given people ammunition. This article is a perfect example of that. A lot of people have had encounters with pushy holy-rollers that have left an extremely negative impression on them. That's the experience and exposure they have had. I don't think me saying "BUT I'M NOT LIKE THAT NOT ALL CHRISTIANS ARE LIKE THAT" loudly and repeatedly is a very effective way to change their mind. I think that when you and me and Jims, etc exhibit the traits and principles of Christiainity in our daily lives without defensiveness it's a better counterpoint to the stereotype.

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Draco Malfoy 10525 desperate attention whore postings
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03-10-05, 11:56 AM (EST)

29. "RE: Play sports, go to Hell. (But only if you're a girl.)"

I think that when you and me and Jims, etc exhibit the traits and principles of Christiainity in our daily lives without defensiveness it's a better counterpoint to the stereotype.
This is why I *heart* the Princess.

"My generation was going to change the world, and all we really ended up with was classic rock channels." - SurveySez

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Jims02 7407 desperate attention whore postings
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03-10-05, 12:02 PM (EST)

32. "RE: Play sports, go to Hell. (But only if you're a girl.)"

Exactly. No matter what group you "belong" to, there are always going to be some extreme wackos, whether it be political, religious, intellectual, or even grammatical.
I can see why nailbone felt a little defensive after the "America" thread, but I think we all know now that Estee didn't post this as a "Look at the stupid Christians" thread.

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Draco Malfoy 10525 desperate attention whore postings
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03-10-05, 12:04 PM (EST)

33. "RE: Play sports, go to Hell. (But only if you're a girl.)"

I'm thinking I should go back and read this thresd now. From home, where the interweb goes nice and fast.

"My generation was going to change the world, and all we really ended up with was classic rock channels." - SurveySez

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Estee 57126 desperate attention whore postings
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03-10-05, 12:20 PM (EST)

45. "RE: Play sports, go to Hell. (But only if you're a girl.)"

but I think we all know now that Estee didn't post this as a "Look at the stupid Christians" thread.
I'd like to think y'all realize I just like pointing out stupidity. Where it's coming from isn't even a concern. Why do you think I watch reality television?

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mrc 10113 desperate attention whore postings
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03-10-05, 02:00 PM (EST)

52. "Ahem."

There is actually nothing wrong with extreme grammatical wackos, thankyouverymuch.
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nailbone 27263 desperate attention whore postings
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03-10-05, 02:01 PM (EST)

53. "RE: Ahem."

Shouldn't there be spaces between those words?

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03-10-05, 02:03 PM (EST)

54. "RE: Ahem."

Spaces?Whatarespaces?
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Or, in AI speak, "WUT r u TALKIN ABUT, u hatr?!!!!!!!!

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newsomewayne 9354 desperate attention whore postings
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03-10-05, 12:09 PM (EST)

36. "RE: Play sports, go to Hell. (But only if you're a girl.)"

you and me and Jims, and Newsome, etc.,

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nailbone 27263 desperate attention whore postings
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03-10-05, 12:23 PM (EST)

46. "RE: Play sports, go to Hell. (But only if you're a girl.)"

but honestly I don't care. I don't care if people think I'm naive or stupid or deluded. I don't care if people generalize or condescend or purposefully antagonize me. That falls squarely in the "their problem not mine" category.
Like I said, I really need to work on this part.
I think that when you and me and Jims, etc exhibit the traits and principles of Christiainity in our daily lives without defensiveness it's a better counterpoint to the stereotype.
Da Poho, she wise.
And cute.

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03-10-05, 12:53 PM (EST)

48. "RE: Play sports, go to Hell. (But only if you're a girl.)"

You made my week with this post Pooh! Made me regain perspective in the "why do I care" category!
needed a bit of a head butt!!

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Estee 57126 desperate attention whore postings
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03-10-05, 11:32 AM (EST)

20. "RE: Play sports, go to Hell. (But only if you're a girl.)"

LAST EDITED ON 03-10-05 AT 11:42 AM (EST)
Nailbone, I happen to find extremists funny under one and only one circumstance: when they're toothless. An Internet essay is just about as bite-free as it gets, so -- ta-da. I don't even remotely believe all Christians back this. I mean, I'm almost entirely certain the real percentage can't be any higher than ninety-eight. And as far as crackpots go, of course you're not all crackpots. Just all of the ones on this board! Geez!
(Look -- you watch reality television. Is that the action of a sane man?)
(Edited to fix HTML close, which originally deleted two words.)

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nailbone 27263 desperate attention whore postings
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03-10-05, 11:38 AM (EST)

24. "RE: Play sports, go to Hell. (But only if you're a girl.)"

(Look -- you watch reality television. Is that the action of a sane man?)
You have a point there. In fact, I realized that, with the exception of the CSI's and one or two occasional others, I watch reality shows almost exclusively anymore. Well, that and sports.

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Estee 57126 desperate attention whore postings
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03-10-05, 12:02 PM (EST)

31. "RE: Play sports, go to Hell. (But only if you're a girl.)"

You're not watching Lost?
Heretic.

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nailbone 27263 desperate attention whore postings
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03-10-05, 12:12 PM (EST)

38. "RE: Play sports, go to Hell. (But only if you're a girl.)"

Oh yeah, I forgot about that one cuz it was a rerun last night.

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03-10-05, 12:11 PM (EST)

37. "RE: Play sports, go to Hell. (But only if you're a girl.)"

I hope it's not women's sports you're watching, Sinner.
Proud member of DNRC.
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nailbone 27263 desperate attention whore postings
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03-10-05, 12:13 PM (EST)

40. "RE: Play sports, go to Hell. (But only if you're a girl.)"

It's true. Sports of all types.
'Cept the NBA.

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FesterFan1 5947 desperate attention whore postings
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03-10-05, 11:40 AM (EST)

25. "FTR"

I do not believe for a second that this is an opinion shared by the majority of the Christian community.
It's clearly (if it's real, that is, and I still have my doubts in that regard) some lunatic fringe group.
Fester
I mean, think of the consequences for Church League Softball alone if this idea had any kind of real backing.

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TechNoir 9741 desperate attention whore postings
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03-10-05, 12:13 PM (EST)

39. "RE: Play sports, go to Hell. (But only if you're a girl.)"

What would you like us to do, Nailbone? Not mention it? Or. Something else?

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nailbone 27263 desperate attention whore postings
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03-10-05, 12:14 PM (EST)

42. "RE: Play sports, go to Hell. (But only if you're a girl.)"

LAST EDITED ON 03-10-05 AT 12:14 PM (EST)
Something else.

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Like pass me the Aleve.

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geg6 14941 desperate attention whore postings
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03-10-05, 01:22 PM (EST)

49. "RE: Play sports, go to Hell. (But only if you're a girl.)"

I'm sorry, Boner. I guess I've just had my fill of the Christian extremists lately. And it truly does make me question what faith I have.
FTR, most of my impatience with this type of carp is due to the fact that I have a staff assistant who would just eat this junk up and is constantly harping on and on about how I am "not saved" (don't know what she thinks baptism and confirmation are) and that Catholics (which I am admittedly quickly backing away from, but still identify with) are not "real" Christians (whatever that means), and that I am a deep, dark sinner because she doesn't approve of my lifestyle. This, despite the fact that I have saved her from being reprimanded by the University administration or worse many times due to her continual insistence on accosting students regarding religion/lifestyle and wanting to prominently display her religious "decorations" in our public area. She irritates me on a daily basis with pronouncements like what is found in the article. Granted, I am predisposed to dislike self-righteous "Christians" in any case, but sometimes my irritation cannot stay within the boundaries. And, having read the article, my irritation escaped.
I would not, for all the world, want one of my favorite RTVW people mad at me. Forgiven?

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03-10-05, 01:29 PM (EST)

50. "It could be worse,"

your assisstant could be like my cow-orker and email you the daily "Garfield" strip. How many different "I hate Monday" jokes are there, anyway?
Proud member of DNRC.
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nailbone 27263 desperate attention whore postings
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03-10-05, 01:54 PM (EST)

51. "RE: Play sports, go to Hell. (But only if you're a girl.)"

I would not, for all the world, want one of my favorite RTVW people mad at me. Forgiven?
Only if y'all can forgive me for my overreaction. G, maybe you and I can enroll together in Poho's "I don't care what they think" class.
*smooch*

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Draco Malfoy 10525 desperate attention whore postings
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03-11-05, 07:40 AM (EST)

70. "RE: Play sports, go to Hell. (But only if you're a girl.)"

Oh, I'll forgive ya you big lug.
*gives Winky Boner a noogie*

See, we can all just get along.

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03-11-05, 10:32 AM (EST)

71. "RE: Play sports, go to Hell. (But only if you're a girl.)"

>FTR, most of my impatience with
>this type of carp is
>due to the fact that
>I have a staff assistant
>who would just eat this
>junk up and is constantly
>harping on and on about
>how I am "not saved"

I am sorry that you have to listen to that crap from a co-worker. I don't understand why some "Christians" would act that way. The only thing your co-worker is accomplishing is putting a bad taste in your mouth about Christianity (sp?) and pushing you away from it. What a shame, I promise we are not all like that

Poncho

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03-10-05, 11:44 AM (EST)

26. "RE: Play sports, go to Hell. (But only if you're a girl.)"

Wow. Even as a Christian, I am completely baffled by this article. Completely and utterly baffled.
I particularly liked the argument that women shouldn't play sports because it can eat up a family's time and resounces. Whereas, if the family had a son on the football team, that wouldn't use any resources? Yeah, sure.
I think the writer is some crybaby, who got pinned once too many times by his sisters when he were little.

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Estee 57126 desperate attention whore postings
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03-10-05, 11:56 AM (EST)

30. "RE: Play sports, go to Hell. (But only if you're a girl.)"

I can't decide if the author struck out with girls or was struck out by a girl.

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Survivorerist 4103 desperate attention whore postings
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03-10-05, 12:37 PM (EST)

47. "RE: Play sports, go to Hell. (But only if you're a girl.)"

Ooh, Ba-zing! Estee 1, Fundamentalist Christians 0!

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SurvivaBear 2634 desperate attention whore postings
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03-10-05, 12:05 PM (EST)

34. "RE: Play sports, go to Hell. (But only if you're a girl.)"

LAST EDITED ON 03-10-05 AT 12:06 PM (EST)
Wow, this is the type of church I grew up in. I looked at the directory and found I knew many of these churches well. However, my favorite part of the site was this quote (which I actually believe is quite relevant and true):
"If you vote Democrat or Republican, you are part of the problem. We need a new government or America WILL face certain financial, economic and moral doom.
If you're a Christian who is loyal to the Republicans, you had better get down on your knees and beg God to open your eyes to the blatant wickedness that exists within BOTH parties."

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nailbone 27263 desperate attention whore postings
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03-10-05, 12:15 PM (EST)

43. "RE: Play sports, go to Hell. (But only if you're a girl.)"

So we're supposed to vote Green?

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newsomewayne 9354 desperate attention whore postings
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03-10-05, 12:14 PM (EST)

41. "RE: Play sports, go to Hell. (But only if you're a girl.)"

So I suppose Madonna and Geena Davis are destined for Hell.
Madonna we knew about, but Geena? She's too sweet.
Proud member of DNRC.
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nailbone 27263 desperate attention whore postings
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03-10-05, 12:16 PM (EST)

44. "RE: Play sports, go to Hell. (But only if you're a girl.)"

And Rosie O'Donnell. But for other reasons.

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Keep lookin' up, cuz that's where it all is. o-

No, not THAT one.

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Wheezy 9153 desperate attention whore postings
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03-10-05, 02:24 PM (EST)

55. "RE: Play sports, go to Hell. (But only if you're a girl.)"

I especially enjoyed the part where the author implied that in teaching, the ancient Hebrew ways are best because they were based on the Bible.
Since the Bible came first and all.
(okay, it was just a poorly worded sentence)
Wheeze
I rather enjoy reading these articles. Helps me know what I'm up against.
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Wheezy 9153 desperate attention whore postings
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03-10-05, 03:27 PM (EST)

57. "RE: Play sports, go to Hell. (But only if you're a girl.)"

And then there's that devil music playing in the background.
Wheeze

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Immunegirl 2304 desperate attention whore postings
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03-10-05, 03:48 PM (EST)

58. "RE: Play sports, go to Hell. (But only if you're a girl.)"

So I guess that makes 1047 reasons that I'll be there, huh?
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RollDdice 5949 desperate attention whore postings
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03-10-05, 07:59 PM (EST)

60. "RE: Play sports, go to Hell. (But only if you're a girl.)"

Bad writing is against my religion.

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Immunegirl 2304 desperate attention whore postings
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03-10-05, 08:56 PM (EST)

65. "RE: Play sports, go to Hell. (But only if you're a girl.)"

Hmmmm.
I've got to play the science geek card here, because I KNOW my writing is suspect (unless you like run-on sentences and excessive commas)
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Spidey 6259 desperate attention whore postings
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03-10-05, 10:38 PM (EST)

68. "RE: Play sports, go to Hell. (But only if you're a girl.)"

I, am, a, comma, freak.
I can't help it. I think it stems back to my year abroad in Germany. German uses commas just about every other word, because everything is passive (quite the definition of passive/agressive, no?)

Plus, I like commas. They're cute.

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skye 2261 desperate attention whore postings
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03-10-05, 08:00 PM (EST)

61. "Uh?"

This is also from that site (Bah ha!) ...
http://www.jesus-is-savior.com/False%20Religions/Wicca%20&%20Witchcraft/666.htm
Still trying to figure out how a UPC symbol ties in with Wicca. I must have missed that coven meeting.

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Wheezy 9153 desperate attention whore postings
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03-10-05, 08:26 PM (EST)

62. "RE: Uh?"

Do they say anything about Wiccastix?
Wheeze
yes, samneric.
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skye 2261 desperate attention whore postings
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03-10-05, 08:34 PM (EST)

63. "RE: Uh?"

No but then that might fall under the Sports catagory.
I'm running off right now to get a UPC symbol tattooed on my butt to match my pentacle.

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Wheezy 9153 desperate attention whore postings
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03-10-05, 08:51 PM (EST)

64. "RE: Uh?"

You have a pentacle? And all this time I thought you were female.

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skye 2261 desperate attention whore postings
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03-10-05, 09:03 PM (EST)

66. "RE: Uh?"

Oh that was nice. Now I have to clean my monitor.
Evil hamster.

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Wheezy 9153 desperate attention whore postings
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03-10-05, 10:32 PM (EST)

67. "RE: Uh?"

3M. A solution for all your homely problems.
*duck*

Wheeze
from sticky notes to screen wipes...3M will change your life.
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Cygnus X1 7505 desperate attention whore postings
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03-10-05, 11:27 PM (EST)

69. "Swooping..."

A sport girls and boys can play equally.

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