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"Boredom has caused me to post....alert the media!"
Ashmo 545 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Reality Show Commentator"
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02-10-02, 11:52 PM (EST)
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"Boredom has caused me to post....alert the media!" |
Okay, I'm new to this whole posting thing, but I was talking to some people in the chat last night and they told me that they would love it if I posted something.....so here it goes.Actually, I did have a question for everyone. What is your favorite reality tv show and why? The only one I ever watched in my life was The Love Cruise. Some people *cough* everyone keeps telling me that there are way better ones to watch than that one and the only thing I can think of is, "Yeah, that may be true, but where else can you see someone's eyes come out of there sockets like that?" If the eye-sockets hadn't of been popping out of Toni's sockets like that in every single comercial they aired for that show, I probably never would've watched it....little did I know I would have to wait until one of the last episodes to finally see it, but oh, well, I stil thought it was hilarious. Besides, I will know what I have to put up with when I'm on The Love Cruise: The 2nd Voyage....like that'll happen, but I can dream can't I? So anyway, since a lot of you don't know me, I thought I would take up a little more of your time by telling you useless facts about my favorite person...me! Ummm....I live in Illinois and going to Southern Illinois University at Carbondale and no, I haven't been to Chicago to stalk Mike(shakes) yet....can't do that until October when I get my license back. Yes, I lost my license for a year for speeding and getting caught twice. The speed limit will be good enough for me from now on, but for the next 8 months, I have to rely on my feet. Oh, well, you'd be amazed about how much weight you can lose when you don't have a car...trust me. Well, this post is getting long enough so I will let you guys go to get on with your reality-tv-show-watching lives. So REPLY TO THIS MESSAGE so I have more stuff to message about...see ya all in chat maybe. Ashmo
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shakes the clown 3366 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Car Show Celebrity"
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02-11-02, 00:39 AM (EST)
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1. "don't listen to them, believe in yourself grasshopper" |
he only >one I ever watched in >my life was The Love >Cruise. Some people *cough* >everyone keeps telling me that >there are way better ones >to watch than that one > ...Ashmo, you have to learn to trust your instincts and believe in yourself in the face many evils in this world. Have the courage to stare in the faces of your tormentors and scream at the top of your lungs, "I loved Love Cruise and there's nothing you can do about it!!!" Sure, the editing was as jumbled as, well, as jumbled as Jumble and the end of the series was about as satisfying as having your country win a bronze medal in ice dancing, but that doesn't change the fact that Love Cruise was the greatest reality program since the first running of the News.
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Ashmo 545 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Reality Show Commentator"
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02-11-02, 00:58 AM (EST)
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3. "I loved Love Cruise and there's nothing you can do about it!!!" |
Yeah, people, I loved Love Cruise and since I have no other reality show to compare it to....IT'S THE BEST REALITY SHOW I'VE SEEN!!Okay, anyways, I'm excited that Mike himself was the first to reply to my message. So Mike, can I come stalk you when I get my license back in October?? Or you know what would be better is if you come and party at SIUC, how about it? (You should say yes even if you don't, that way we can fool everyone into thinking that you are coming here just to see me...how about it?) Ashmo
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dabo 26942 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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02-11-02, 01:03 AM (EST)
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4. "RE: don't listen to them, believe in yourself grasshopper" |
LAST EDITED ON 02-11-02 AT 01:04 AM (EST)LOL! Actually, I agree, Love Cruise was great fun to watch even though it was something (subject-matter-wise) I probably wouldn't have watched (hey, I'm a boomer, don't take that as any kind of dig against you young'uns having shows to attract your viewership) except to root for Mike. And hopefully they will repair the "shipwrecks" in the game itself to make it better in LC2. They should get a new host, though. I bet Mike would do it; hell, he'd probably reinvent hosting reality games, do it a la Rudy on Combat Missions with insightful commentary on the various contestants, but with that shakes wit, that is something I'd love to see. Anyway, other than Love Cruise, I've watched Survivor (all three) which is still my favorite, and am watching Combat Missions. I tried watching a few others (The Mole 1, Big Brother 1 and 2, Lost) but they didn't grab me. And welcome to Blows, Ashmo! Feel free to become a posting fool, it's not an uncommon thing around here. GO OZZIES!
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Ronnet 1734 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Peanut Festival Grand Marshall"
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02-11-02, 00:53 AM (EST)
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2. "RE: Boredom has caused me to post....alert the media!" |
Hey Ashmo - Welcome!
Go Jamaica!
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idiotcowboy 1135 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Politically Incorrect Guest"
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02-11-02, 02:01 AM (EST)
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5. "Welcome!" |
Hi Ashmo!Nice to see you posting, that wasn't that hard now was it For those of you who did not get to meet Ashmo in chat the other night, well YOU MISSED OUT! She's a whole lot of fun to hang around with, so be nice to her and check the bar from time to time you never know who will show up there. -ICB
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Ashmo 545 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Reality Show Commentator"
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02-11-02, 02:28 AM (EST)
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6. "I have fans! I will definately be on Love Cruise 2 now! :)" |
Thanks for the compliments cowboy and you are right, people do need to check the bar from time to time since no one is in any other chat besides that one anymore.And no, starting to post wasn't that hard.....what is going to be hard, is STOPPING! I found it hard to come to an end on my first post and it's just so tempting to hit the reply button for every single post I have an opinion about....so something tells me I will eventually be a force to be reckoned with on these boards. Move over shakes, Ashmo's taken over.....muhahahah!! Ashmo
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Ashmo 545 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Reality Show Commentator"
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02-11-02, 04:18 PM (EST)
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18. "only 600 posts??" |
You've been here for a whole year and only have 644 posts? HOW DARE YOU!! You should know better than that. hahaha, just kidding...I just thought it was funny since you thought it was pretty sad that you ONLY had 600 posts. At least I know I'll be able to catch up to you faster than some other people....competition...I love it.Ashmo
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Ronnet 1734 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Peanut Festival Grand Marshall"
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02-11-02, 05:14 PM (EST)
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25. "RE: only 600 posts??" |
>You've been here for a whole year and only have 644 >posts? HOW DARE YOU!! You should know better >than that. giggle - I've been here even longer than sami and I have even fewer post than she. <wish we received DAWs for time in the bar>. Ashmo - you go girl!!!
Go Jamaica!
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Ronnet 1734 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Peanut Festival Grand Marshall"
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02-11-02, 06:58 PM (EST)
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27. "RE: only 600 posts??" |
>YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF! >How do you think this affects the rest of us? >Now go to your room and think about what >you've done. > >Ashmo <me bad> I'm sorry.... Go Jamaica!
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true 9689 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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02-11-02, 08:23 PM (EST)
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28. "RE: only 600 posts??" |
Awwww, don't feel bad Roni, look who's here to cheer you up!
Isn't he cute! true
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Ronnet 1734 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Peanut Festival Grand Marshall"
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02-11-02, 09:09 PM (EST)
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29. "RE: only 600 posts??" |
>Awwww, don't feel bad Roni, look >who's here to cheer you up! > > > >Isn't he cute! Ah - thank you true. I feel better now.
Go Jamaica!
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Ashmo 545 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Reality Show Commentator"
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02-11-02, 04:24 PM (EST)
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20. "WelcOme!" |
Yes, I was very glad tO meet true tOO. It was a very entertaining night and if yOu were there yOu wOuld knOw what the capital "O"s are about....and if yOu weren't there, I'll tell yOu what they are abOut nOw.Apparentlly, nOOne that was in chat the Other night had seen the mOvie Office Space, because I tOld everyOne tO shOw me their "O" face and nOOne knew what I was talking abOut....sO if you dOn't knOw what I'm talking abOut either, then yOu seriOusly need tO gO rent that mOvie, especially if yOu have ever hated any jOb yOu've ever had. The "O" face is Only a small part Of the mOvie, but it's still wOrth seeing. AshmO
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ItzLisa 3350 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Car Show Celebrity"
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02-11-02, 06:51 AM (EST)
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7. "RE: Boredom has caused me to post....alert the media!" |
LAST EDITED ON 02-11-02 AT 06:54 AM (EST)Hey, Ashmo! Welcome to the boards! Sorry I missed you in chat, but I can't get into chat anymore since I switched my ISP - oh well! Well, my favorite reality TV show has been, and probably always will be, good old Survivor! I've watched all three and can't wait for S4 to start (I'm pathetic, so sue me! LOL!!!) As for Love Cruise, I watched it for one reason and one reason only - Shakes!!!!! Unfortunately, I missed the actual "eye popping" episode, after seeing it in the commercials so many times! I was away for the weekend, set the VCR to tape, and I must have set it wrong - I wound up with "Malcolm in the Middle" instead of Toni going off on Jeanette!!! But Love Cruise was enjoyable to watch, even though I wouldn't have if Mike hadn't been on it! I basically thought it was pretty stupid, but I loved hollering at the TV set everytime Anthony or Toni opened their big fat stupid yaps and said something ridiculous, LOL!!!! So, it was fun in that respect! ****************************************
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Superman 3157 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Car Show Celebrity"
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02-11-02, 07:06 AM (EST)
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8. "RE: Boredom has caused me to post....alert the media!" |
*waves at Ashmo*Hey Ash! I called Mike and he said it would be cool for you to stalk him. E-mail me and I'll give you his home address, ok? *giggles and runs away* Criminals From the Neck Up
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moonbaby 17120 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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02-11-02, 10:27 AM (EST)
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9. "RE: Boredom has caused me to post....alert the media!" |
Ashmo!! OMG! Hi!! Long time no see! Haven't seen you around since LC ended-so glad you decided to finally post. Welcome to the boards and I'll see you in chat sometime
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Ashmo 545 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Reality Show Commentator"
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02-11-02, 04:28 PM (EST)
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21. "Yes, I am a girl." |
I am a girl just to let everyone know....my name is Ashlee and someone I used to work with used to call me Ashmo.... that's how I got the nickname....little did I know that most people would think I was a guy by using it here, but now you know so it's not a problem. So guys, feel free to hit on me, Ashmo
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VampKira 4433 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Jerry Springer Show Guest"
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02-11-02, 11:52 AM (EST)
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11. "RE: Boredom has caused me to post....alert the media!" |
Welcome to the Dark Side, Ash..... just remember to take your vitamins... you'll need them.BTW: What blood type are you?
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NightScribe 761 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Fitness Correspondent"
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02-11-02, 02:52 PM (EST)
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12. "The Education of a Newbie" |
Ashmo, Allow me to introduce myself. I am NightScribe, but most people just call me Scribe. Welcome to SB and specifically, OT. As a fellow college student, I felt you would appreciate the following "advice". Ready?1. Once you start posting on SB, you can't stop. People have tried to go "cold turkey" but the results were disastrous. I note my own "hiatus" and Tinks as well as exhibit A. 2. Whether you want to or not, have time or not, you will probably post more than you will do your homework. BEWARE OF THIS!!! 3. You will find yourself refering to people as "peeps" and you will further have to distinguish SB from IRL (real life). I myself am tempted on a daily basis to tell people "BRB". Be careful not to sign checks or other important documents "Ashmo". 4. Your DAW is low, and you will be tempted to post constantly until you are over 100. Using those posts to tell people how much you like them is a good way to do this. I think you're off to a good start with your wish to stalk Shakes, but there are others here too who would love it if you praise them. There's a cat around here that might even get you a sig pic if you pet him nicely. 5. Finally, and I cannot overstate this enough, there is a vacuum, nay, a vortex if you will of incredibly interesting things to read around here. Check out the Cornertimes and get to know posters better. Read our stories and praise them to the nines on the Winter Story Contest forum. Hell, if you want a good belly laugh, head over to Blowsvivor for some madness. Welcome!
p.s. watch out for the vampire -- she loves fresh blood.
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Weems 3 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "American Cancer Society Spokesperson"
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02-11-02, 03:18 PM (EST)
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13. "and another thing" |
Ashmo, I loved your show that used to be on that WB station. You are one of the funniest black girl comedians out there and you're very pretty too. I wish they hadn't cancelled your show.Wait a minute. I must be thinking of MOESHA. Never mind.
>Silvergirl Alien life form following Weems on the boards
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samiam 5976 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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02-11-02, 04:04 PM (EST)
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16. "RE: and another thing" |
Oh, that brings back memories of my younger days...going to concerts and dancing in the Moesha pits...oh, wait. never mind. *grin* *waves to Ashmo* howdy, gal! "And it's only the giving (smooches) that makes you what you are."
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Ashmo 545 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Reality Show Commentator"
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02-11-02, 04:36 PM (EST)
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22. "Posting here is definately better than homework." |
LAST EDITED ON 02-11-02 AT 04:37 PM (EST)Thanks for the advice, Scribe. I don't really want to pet anyone, but I do want a pic as a signature so I can be "unique just like everyone else." So ummmm....anyone out there wanna make me one? Let me know, peeps. On yet another note, I'm so proud to see that my topic is flaming now.....I'm so popular. Ashmo
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HawkEye 418 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Daytime Soap Guest Star"
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02-12-02, 01:01 AM (EST)
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30. "Sig pic for AshmO" |
> I don't really want to pet anyoneGood idea you never know where the people round here have been. Tell you what, stick with me and everything will be ok Nothing can hide from the eye of a HAWK, especially a cute new girl!!! *waves* at Ms. White
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Ashmo 545 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Reality Show Commentator"
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02-12-02, 01:18 AM (EST)
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31. "OMG!! Thanks HawkEye" |
HawkEye....that is so cool......thanks.....now for the test.
Awwwww........perfect.....
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Drive My Car 20045 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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02-11-02, 04:39 PM (EST)
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23. "RE: Boredom has caused me to post....alert the media!" |
LAST EDITED ON 02-11-02 AT 04:44 PM (EST)Welcome Ashmo, nice to have you with us. I am glad the Bar peeps are doing the Welcome Wagon thing. Nothing like a warm hello when you are a Rookie poster. Scribe????? Shhhhhhhhhhhhhh ( somebody gag the West Coast Chick, she is telling ALL the secrets again *wink*) Oh and just so you know, if for any reason the Clown suddenly gets the urge to make Balloon animals, They are MINE!!! ( hehehehe) >
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true 9689 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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02-11-02, 04:50 PM (EST)
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24. "RE: Boredom has caused me to post....alert the media!" |
Oh and just so you know, if for any reason the Clown suddenly gets the urge to make Balloon animals, They are MINE!!! ( hehehehe)Neener, neener, neener! Look what I've got!
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anotherkim 14420 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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02-12-02, 03:06 PM (EST)
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32. "Hello, Ashmo!" |
Hope you are loving SB--it is so addictive. I have been almost in pain trying to get my freaking computer to work so that I can catch up on all the posts. I can't get to chat anymore and that just flat out sucks. Always interesting there.As for reality shows--I am a sad, sad Survivor addict. I really liked the Amazing Race, too. Watch out, once that DAW level gets higher, you will find yourself needing a major fix. Plus you have to show off your sig pics .
Smooches, peeps!
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