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NightScribe 761 desperate attention whore postings
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08-18-04, 01:01 PM (EST)
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"What's up with me?"
I just got back from the Bahamas (where Hexe took me for my b-day). Well, not the Bahamas exactly--more like a Best Western downtown, but if you close the flower-patterned drapes and bring in a boquet of flowers and a candle, it's almost like being in ...a dark hotel room with flowers. But really, what made it like the Bahamas was the three bottles of wine we drank. It was lovely, and I actually think I got a nice tan. Leaving was difficult, but you can't stay on vacation for ever -- or more than one day, apparently.

Been watching the Olympics. I loved the opening ceremonies. Don't look at me like I'm a lame-o. I love the Olympics! I watch everything -- except handball. WTF is that about?

Anyone tired of the Michael Phelps hoopla yet? Yeah, me neither.

You know that master's project I've been working on for three years? I'm half done! woooohoooo! I may get my degree yet. It's a great topic if I do say so myself. The title is "Ravaging Reason: The News Media's Assault on Critical Thinking." The premise is that watching the news actually makes us less critical thinkers (I do have to stop short of saying it makes people dumb, but you can read between the lines).

I'm having a really hard time deciding who to vote for this year -- My cat Pierre or my former alcoholic lit professor. Pierre has some good policies on the fishing industry, but my lit professor wants to make it mandatory for all school teachers to drink before teaching class, and being a teacher, well, I think that's a swell policy.

Just can't wrap my heart or mind around J. Kerry. I was briefly institutionalized after the Iowa Caucuses and the Dean Scream. Hexe and I campaigned our little hearts out for that guy, so you can see why Kerry is such a luke warm alternative. In reality, I think I'll vote for the Green guy, Cobb -- he's a native from here, and I like to support all things green (ifyaknowwhatimean).

I had a dream last night that Bill Clinton needed to use my cell phone in a public restroom. But why were his pants down around his ankles when he asked for it? No, you think I'm kidding, but I actually had this dream. I kept saying "You really need to get dressed and go. Take the cell phone and go!"

Hexe and I just celebrated 6 years together, and I've decided she should be the breadwinner of this family. I'm tired of working. Is 32 too young to retire? Just asking.

To all of my SB buddies, I've missed ya, and I just wanted to check in and let you know that I wasn't dead.

Must go watch the World Series of Poker. There's just nothing better on TV than that -- Ciao!


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  Subject     Author     Message Date     ID  
 RE: What's up with me? samiam 08-18-04 1
 Scribe! moonbaby 08-18-04 2
 RE: What's up with me? Schnookie Palookie 08-18-04 3
 RE: What's up with me? Bebo 08-18-04 4
 Hey 'Scribe! Meemo 08-18-04 5
 *rubs eyes* northernlights 08-18-04 6
 Scribe! PepeLePew13 08-18-04 7
 Well, Hello Scribey! SurvivaBear 08-18-04 8
 Scribes and rumours of Scribes IceCat 08-18-04 9
 welcome back! Red_Dobie 08-18-04 10
   RE: welcome back! ginger 08-18-04 11
       RE: welcome back! Frau Hexe 08-18-04 14
 RE: What's up with me? L82LIFE 08-18-04 12
 RE: What's up with me? Frau Hexe 08-18-04 13
   RE: What's up with me? Bebo 08-19-04 16
   RE: What's up with me? PepeLePew13 08-19-04 19
 RE: What's up with me? anotherkim 08-18-04 15
 RE: What's up with me? dabo 08-19-04 17
   RE: What's up with me? NightScribe 08-19-04 20
       RE: What's up with me? GrendelsMom 08-19-04 21
           RE: What's up with me? Bebo 08-19-04 22
               RE: What's up with me? GrendelsMom 08-19-04 23
       RE: What's up with me? dabo 08-20-04 24
           RE: What's up with me? NightScribe 08-20-04 25
 RE: What's up with me? Asrai 08-19-04 18
 RE: What's up with me? SherpaDave 08-20-04 26

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samiam 5976 desperate attention whore postings
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08-18-04, 01:12 PM (EST)
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1. "RE: What's up with me?"
Hiya, babe. Great to see you back 'round these here parts! Happy Birthday and happy anniversary

If you retire, can I come with you?


Scribe sighting!

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moonbaby 17120 desperate attention whore postings
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08-18-04, 01:13 PM (EST)
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2. "Scribe!"
Heeeey! Thanks for dropping us an update! Happy Birthday and a very Happy Anniversary to you and Hexe! I say 32 is the perfect time to retire. And it would mean more time to watch the Olympics, so it's a win win situation-if Hexe agrees, that is

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Schnookie Palookie 16822 desperate attention whore postings
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08-18-04, 01:14 PM (EST)
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3. "RE: What's up with me?"
*waves* to NS! Happy Birthday and Anniversay!

I say vote for the cat


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Bebo 21083 desperate attention whore postings
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08-18-04, 01:17 PM (EST)
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4. "RE: What's up with me?"
*HUGS* to Scribe. Great to see ya! Hug Hexe for me too, K? Congrats on hitting the 6 year mark.

I'm going to vote for your cat Pierre. I am skeptical about French things, but I think a cat would do a better job than the humans available on the ballot.

Another WSOP fan - woo!

Have whip, will travel.

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Meemo 3519 desperate attention whore postings
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08-18-04, 01:25 PM (EST)
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5. "Hey 'Scribe!"
Glad to see you back, even if it's just for a visit.

And to solve the voting problem, just move up here to Canada. You throw your vote to a local candidate, which rarely has an impact on the dolt who will actually end up running the country. Really, it's a great system.


Half man, half amazing, all DAW

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northernlights 5058 desperate attention whore postings
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08-18-04, 03:08 PM (EST)
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6. "*rubs eyes*"
I did, I did see a NightScribe! Nice to hear from you. Don't be such a stranger.

*hugs for you and Hexe*

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PepeLePew13 26140 desperate attention whore postings
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08-18-04, 03:48 PM (EST)
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7. "Scribe!"
LAST EDITED ON 08-18-04 AT 03:48 PM (EST)

You and Frau really have been missed around here. Happy birthday and happy anniversary! It sounds like you've been keeping yourself busy and enjoying life for the most part.

Pssst, S9 Vanuatu is coming up and you know we're always hungry for good ol' character and editing analysis!



©Slice & Dice Chop Shop 2004
Scratch and sniff

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SurvivaBear 2634 desperate attention whore postings
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08-18-04, 03:54 PM (EST)
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8. "Well, Hello Scribey!"
It's so nice to have you back where you belong!

You and Hexey gonna start posting more? (here or, preferably, in Survivor Bashers)
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IceCat 17415 desperate attention whore postings
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08-18-04, 03:55 PM (EST)
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9. "Scribes and rumours of Scribes"
I thought I saw a Scribe post over in the BB5 Forums. I dismissed as a tick of the light.

Now, lo and behold, an OT post!

If I'm not mistaken Hexe made an appearance on OT a little while ago too!

You folks really should stop by more often... if it takes getting a new coffee serive, we'll do it!

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Red_Dobie 731 desperate attention whore postings
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08-18-04, 04:30 PM (EST)
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10. "welcome back!"
Nice to see you around here again. I hope you are planning on sticking around, especially on the Survivor boards.

(p.s. I retired at age 38 so I think you have six more years to go. Sorry!)

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ginger 22512 desperate attention whore postings
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08-18-04, 04:34 PM (EST)
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11. "RE: welcome back!"
Glad to see you again, Herr Nachtschrieber, and guten abend to Frau Hexe as well!


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Frau Hexe 716 desperate attention whore postings
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08-18-04, 10:21 PM (EST)
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14. "RE: welcome back!"
Umm...last I checked, Scribe is still Frau Nachtschreiberin...unless I've been overlooking something for the last six years.

Yep, that's right. We're "that way." Sorry, Ginger. I couldn't help myself.


Give me ambiguity, or give me something else.

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L82LIFE 5333 desperate attention whore postings
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08-18-04, 06:01 PM (EST)
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12. "RE: What's up with me?"
SCRIBE!!! So glad to see you around again. Happy birthday, Hon, and congrats on yours and Hexie's anniversary. I miss your voices.

Hug each other for me.


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08-18-04, 10:19 PM (EST)
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13. "RE: What's up with me?"
Oh my heck! Scribe! Where have you been???!!! It's been ages...err...at least since our trip to the "Bahamas" since I've seen you. Nice tan, by the way.

I think you might have to wait a few more years to retire. I thought I was going to get to be the hausfrau for awhile. Maybe if we can get enough of these people voting for Pierre, we can both retire. What do you think?


Give me ambiguity, or give me something else.

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Bebo 21083 desperate attention whore postings
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08-19-04, 00:22 AM (EST)
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16. "RE: What's up with me?"
Well, I told Scribe to give you a hug for me, but now I can do it myself.

*HUG*

Have whip, will travel.

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PepeLePew13 26140 desperate attention whore postings
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08-19-04, 08:48 AM (EST)
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19. "RE: What's up with me?"
*waving at Fraulein* ... how ya been? Good to see you here, too!



©Slice & Dice Chop Shop 2004
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08-18-04, 10:34 PM (EST)
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15. "RE: What's up with me?"
32 is prime retirement age, although Mr. Kim waited until he was 35 to go through with it .

Glad all is well with y'all!


--still one of my favorite sig pics ever.

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08-19-04, 00:55 AM (EST)
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17. "RE: What's up with me?"
LAST EDITED ON 08-19-04 AT 00:56 AM (EST)

Woo-Hoo! Scribey and Hexe! Woo-Hoo!

Loved the opening ceremonies, right up until when I fell asleep during Bjork's song and missed the torch. Yeah, handball is not a real sport, but badmitten is seriously not a real sport. I'm expecting Olympic ring-toss eventually.

Now, get thee over to Spoilers, we've got a new batch of dumbdumbs fresh from the oven.

SMILES ARE FREE

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NightScribe 761 desperate attention whore postings
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08-19-04, 11:32 AM (EST)
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20. "RE: What's up with me?"
Spoilers? Ugh, I'm not sure I can stand another season of Survivor, but I'll give it a try.

Hi to all and wet smoochies all around.

I may have to come round here more often. I just saw a thread that said jesus loves me. I had no idea! That's pretty cool.



wonders if jesus would be a stoner

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GrendelsMom 3272 desperate attention whore postings
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08-19-04, 12:21 PM (EST)
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21. "RE: What's up with me?"
wonders if jesus would be a stoner

Well, I recall a story about an angry mob that threated to stone Jesus but didn't, so I suppose we can conclude that he never got stoned.

Slice & Dice Chop Shop 2004
Or at least, didn't inhale.

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Bebo 21083 desperate attention whore postings
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08-19-04, 12:22 PM (EST)
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22. "RE: What's up with me?"
I think that made Jesus a potential stonee.

Have whip, will travel.

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GrendelsMom 3272 desperate attention whore postings
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08-19-04, 12:25 PM (EST)
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23. "RE: What's up with me?"
Isn't a stonee the broadway award given for best performance while under the Influence?

Slice & Dice Chop Shop 2004
What category was Jesus nominated for?

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dabo 26942 desperate attention whore postings
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08-20-04, 00:01 AM (EST)
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24. "RE: What's up with me?"
>Spoilers? Ugh, I'm not sure
>I can stand another season
>of Survivor, but I'll give
>it a try.

Yay!!! There's two out of the closet Lesbians in this one, by the way.

Scout Cloud Lee

Ami Cusack

About time that barrier was shattered.

SMILES ARE FREE

You wouldn't be interested in taking over the Gufu Award, would you?

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NightScribe 761 desperate attention whore postings
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08-20-04, 04:06 AM (EST)
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25. "RE: What's up with me?"
You have GOT to be kidding, right? There are literally millions of dykes in this country and Burnett chooses these two trainwrecks to represent us? That's it, I'm trying out for the next Survivor. Who's with me?


sorry dabs -- no can commit to the boards. I'm a casual poster now. As in no condoms, no committments.

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Asrai 6083 desperate attention whore postings
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08-19-04, 01:19 AM (EST)
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18. "RE: What's up with me?"
Happy Birthday and Happy Anniversary to ya, honey! You have been missed 'round these parts! *Hugs and smoochies for Scribe*


"You? Are the poster child for debauchery." ~Femme

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SherpaDave 8326 desperate attention whore postings
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08-20-04, 05:44 PM (EST)
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26. "RE: What's up with me?"
Scribey! I hope you check back in here for some big smooches and hugs. I've missed you and Frau! Hope y'all are doing well. Drop a line some time.

SMOOCHES AND HUGS


Untrue CrimesSmokeLong Quarterly

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