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bacon 2824 desperate attention whore postings
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08-20-04, 11:07 AM (EST)
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"Jesus and I love you!"
You thought we'd never team up, huh? Well, we have! Jesus and I both agree that you kids are alright! Give yourselves a hug today and image it's either me or the carpenter giving it to you.


jesus would vote for me. you don't hate jesus, do you?

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  Subject     Author     Message Date     ID  
 RE: Jesus and I love you! Estee 08-20-04 1
 RE: Jesus and I love you! PagongRatEater 08-20-04 2
 RE: Jesus and I love you! PepeLePew13 08-20-04 3
   RE: Jesus and I love you! bacon 08-20-04 4
       RE: Jesus and I love you! Estee 08-20-04 5
 RE: Jesus and I love you! seahorse 08-20-04 6
   RE: Jesus and I love you! mrc 08-20-04 7
       RE: Jesus and I love you! Estee 08-20-04 9
           RE: Jesus and I love you! Lisapooh 08-20-04 10
               RE: Jesus and I love you! Lisapooh 08-20-04 11
                   RE: Jesus and I love you! Lisapooh 08-20-04 12
                       RE: Jesus and I love you! Bebo 08-20-04 13
                           RE: Jesus and I love you! Lisapooh 08-20-04 14
                               RE: Jesus and I love you! Estee 08-20-04 16
                                   RE: Jesus and I love you! Bebo 08-20-04 17
                                       RE: Jesus and I love you! Estee 08-20-04 20
                                           RE: Jesus and I love you! Bebo 08-20-04 21
                                               RE: Jesus and I love you! Estee 08-20-04 23
                                                   RE: Jesus and I love you! Lisapooh 08-20-04 25
                                                       RE: Jesus and I love you! Estee 08-20-04 29
                                                           RE: Jesus and I love you! Lisapooh 08-20-04 30
                                                               RE: Jesus and I love you! Estee 08-20-04 32
                                                                   RE: Jesus and I love you! Lisapooh 08-20-04 34
                                               RE: Jesus and I love you! Lisapooh 08-20-04 24
                               RE: Jesus and I love you! Esbea 08-20-04 18
               RE: Jesus and I love you! Estee 08-20-04 15
                   RE: Jesus and I love you! KingofKings 08-20-04 22
                       RE: Jesus and I love you! zombiebaby 08-20-04 26
                           LOL PagongRatEater 08-20-04 27
                   RE: Jesus and I love you! Estee 08-20-04 28
                       RE: Jesus and I love you! KingofKings 08-20-04 31
 RE: Jesus and I love you! weltek 08-20-04 8
 RE: Jesus and I love you! Esbea 08-20-04 19
 RE: Jesus and I love you! wandacal 08-20-04 33
 RE: Jesus and I love you! Devious Weasel 08-20-04 35
   RE: Jesus and I love you! KingofKings 08-20-04 36
   RE: Jesus and I love you! Lisapooh 08-20-04 37
       RE: Jesus and I love you! Bebo 08-20-04 39
 RE: Jesus and I love you! AugustGirl 08-20-04 38

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Estee 57126 desperate attention whore postings
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08-20-04, 11:09 AM (EST)
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1. "RE: Jesus and I love you!"
Jesus, maybe. You I'm not so comfortable with.
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PagongRatEater 12996 desperate attention whore postings
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08-20-04, 11:11 AM (EST)
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2. "RE: Jesus and I love you!"
I thought that Jesus and bacon didn't really get along all that well.


Pork isn't exactly kosher, ya know


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PepeLePew13 26140 desperate attention whore postings
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08-20-04, 11:19 AM (EST)
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3. "RE: Jesus and I love you!"
Is Jesus your running mate for President?



©Slice & Dice Chop Shop 2004
Scratch and sniff

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bacon 2824 desperate attention whore postings
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08-20-04, 11:25 AM (EST)
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4. "RE: Jesus and I love you!"
No, that would be CQ. But John Kerry had Ben Affleck show up at his rally. I have Jesus. Jesus beats Affleck any day of the week!


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Estee 57126 desperate attention whore postings
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08-20-04, 11:28 AM (EST)
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5. "RE: Jesus and I love you!"
Not at Texas Hold-Em, he doesn't.

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seahorse 14337 desperate attention whore postings
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08-20-04, 11:43 AM (EST)
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6. "RE: Jesus and I love you!"
Gee, I did not realize there was so much love in this community. Jesus and I lvoe all of you guys, too.


©Slice & Dice Chop Shop 2004

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mrc 10113 desperate attention whore postings
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08-20-04, 12:05 PM (EST)
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7. "RE: Jesus and I love you!"
Frankly, I never thought I would see Jesus mentioned so much on OT.

Don't mind me--just making a passing comment.

Courtesy of Slice & Dice Chop Shop 2004

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Estee 57126 desperate attention whore postings
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08-20-04, 12:18 PM (EST)
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9. "RE: Jesus and I love you!"
I'm surprised he hasn't logged on to say something. Imagine how much his ears must be burning.
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Lisapooh 12664 desperate attention whore postings
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08-20-04, 12:19 PM (EST)
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10. "RE: Jesus and I love you!"
oh, now you'll be giving folks ideas Estee.
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Lisapooh 12664 desperate attention whore postings
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08-20-04, 12:20 PM (EST)
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11. "RE: Jesus and I love you!"
I heard that Jesus told Adria that he only loves the really cute people.
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Lisapooh 12664 desperate attention whore postings
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08-20-04, 12:20 PM (EST)
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12. "RE: Jesus and I love you!"
I must be going now - there are several horsemen outside my cube. I need to see what they want.
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Bebo 21083 desperate attention whore postings
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08-20-04, 12:23 PM (EST)
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13. "RE: Jesus and I love you!"
Run, Poho - they're dropping trou!

Have whip, will travel.

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Lisapooh 12664 desperate attention whore postings
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08-20-04, 12:24 PM (EST)
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14. "RE: Jesus and I love you!"
mmmm, naked apopyletic horsemen. That's hot.
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Estee 57126 desperate attention whore postings
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08-20-04, 12:28 PM (EST)
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16. "RE: Jesus and I love you!"
Naked Jase, Scott, Michael, and Drew. That's not hot. That may not even be absolute zero. In fact, I don't think I'm going to be capable of feeling temperature for the rest of the day.
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Bebo 21083 desperate attention whore postings
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08-20-04, 12:33 PM (EST)
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17. "RE: Jesus and I love you!"
Why must be continue to paint these appalling mental pictures for each other?

Add Mirna to the picture. Yeah, Mirna, Cowboy, and Jase dropping trou. That would make me toss some cookies.

Have whip, will travel.

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Estee 57126 desperate attention whore postings
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08-20-04, 12:37 PM (EST)
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20. "RE: Jesus and I love you!"
Why must be continue to paint these appalling mental pictures for each other?

You said horsemen. It was the first thing that came to mind. I'm completely innocent in this matter. Besides, two of the classic Horsemen are really skinny.

(Raised one Mirna and dropped two Horsemen? That's gotta be an improvement. Not that I can feel anything yet, but at least I can see it happening someday.)

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Bebo 21083 desperate attention whore postings
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08-20-04, 12:54 PM (EST)
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21. "RE: Jesus and I love you!"
I did NOT say horsemen. Poho did.

Have whip, will travel.

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Estee 57126 desperate attention whore postings
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08-20-04, 12:57 PM (EST)
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23. "RE: Jesus and I love you!"
Have you ever tried to blame Poho for anything?
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Lisapooh 12664 desperate attention whore postings
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08-20-04, 12:59 PM (EST)
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25. "RE: Jesus and I love you!"
If you try, I'll have Jesus put the smackdown on you. FOR ALL ETERNITY!!!!
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Estee 57126 desperate attention whore postings
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08-20-04, 01:04 PM (EST)
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29. "RE: Jesus and I love you!"
Jesus is a professional wrestler? So what's the definition of 'eternity': 'until the next major script change?'

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Lisapooh 12664 desperate attention whore postings
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08-20-04, 01:06 PM (EST)
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30. "RE: Jesus and I love you!"
FEAR THE JESUS PILEDRIVER!

Also, beware of John the Baptist and his flying drop kick.

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Estee 57126 desperate attention whore postings
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08-20-04, 01:11 PM (EST)
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32. "RE: Jesus and I love you!"
It's Pilate's Crucifixion Of Death that really has me worried.
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Lisapooh 12664 desperate attention whore postings
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08-20-04, 01:27 PM (EST)
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34. "RE: Jesus and I love you!"
that always trumps a mere sleeper hold.
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08-20-04, 12:58 PM (EST)
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24. "RE: Jesus and I love you!"
when all else fails, blame the poho. Are you sure we aren't related?

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Esbea 7377 desperate attention whore postings
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08-20-04, 12:35 PM (EST)
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18. "RE: Jesus and I love you!"
LAST EDITED ON 08-20-04 AT 01:12 PM (EST)

youre cheating on Landru? Do you mind if I make some smores on the immense bonfire that your cubicle is about to become? 'Cause, really hun, Ill miss you terribly, but I DO love me some lard filled fats.


I could make it one of those, you know...unspoken tributes to you or sumthin.

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Estee 57126 desperate attention whore postings
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08-20-04, 12:27 PM (EST)
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15. "RE: Jesus and I love you!"
Me? Give people ideas? Do you really think I'd make that post just because I was hoping someone would take the cue and log on as Jesus?

(Censored). I've been here too long.

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KingofKings 18 desperate attention whore postings
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08-20-04, 12:56 PM (EST)
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22. "RE: Jesus and I love you!"
LAST EDITED ON 08-20-04 AT 01:13 PM (EST)

Estee, my child. I am always here for you.

Unfortunately all this time answering prayers doesn't leave me with enough time on OT and I sure don't have a sig pic.

But, I love you all.

ETF: Cause ruling the universe doesn't leave much time for typing lessons.

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08-20-04, 12:59 PM (EST)
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26. "RE: Jesus and I love you!"

Ok I think the KingofKings would know how to spell "here". Or are you saying that you are a she?


One more of J Slice's Awesome Creations!

The fellowship of the banana has begun...

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PagongRatEater 12996 desperate attention whore postings
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08-20-04, 01:01 PM (EST)
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27. "LOL"
Very amused, but still looking out for the lightning....



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Estee 57126 desperate attention whore postings
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08-20-04, 01:03 PM (EST)
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28. "RE: Jesus and I love you!"
Estee, my child. I am always her for you.

The Second Coming is a girl?

Hey, look! Jesus is a desperate attention whore! I knew it!

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KingofKings 18 desperate attention whore postings
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08-20-04, 01:07 PM (EST)
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31. "RE: Jesus and I love you!"
A whore? Well I DO love everyone.

A bad typist? Would you believe my secretary, Mary Magdeline, is out today? And don't believe a word that Dan Brown has to say about us!

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weltek 16936 desperate attention whore postings
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08-20-04, 12:10 PM (EST)
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8. "RE: Jesus and I love you!"

>image it's either me or
>the carpenter giving it to
>you.
>

Wow, that's what I get for just skimming this post. I missed the "give yourself a hug" part. Oh, right. PG-13. *slinks away in shame*


Handcrafted by RollDdice

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08-20-04, 12:37 PM (EST)
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19. "RE: Jesus and I love you!"
"Give yourselves a hug today and image it's either me or the carpenter giving it to you."

hmmmm....Ill have to go with Jesus. I dont mind a little sawdust. Bacon grease, on the other hand, would totally ruin my shirt.


"You're only as strong as the cocktails you drink, the hairspray you use and the friends you have."

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wandacal 4018 desperate attention whore postings
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08-20-04, 01:20 PM (EST)
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33. "RE: Jesus and I love you!"
it's either me or the carpenter giving it to you.

As long as I get nailed by somebody I'll be fine.


Hand-picked by JSlice!
Move over Rick James - Wanda's heading down to hell....

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08-20-04, 02:22 PM (EST)
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35. "RE: Jesus and I love you!"
The carpenter? Which one? Andrew Dan-Jumbo? Amy Wynn? Karen? Richard?

Oh, JC. Sorry. I get confused.

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KingofKings 18 desperate attention whore postings
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08-20-04, 02:33 PM (EST)
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36. "RE: Jesus and I love you!"
No worries.
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08-20-04, 02:52 PM (EST)
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37. "RE: Jesus and I love you!"
this village whore would definitely like to annoint Andrew Dan-Jumbo's head with oil. and my cups runneth over too.
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08-20-04, 03:52 PM (EST)
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39. "RE: Jesus and I love you!"
Try not to get worried
Try not to turn on to
Problems that upset you, oh
Don't you know everything's all right, yes
Everything's fine...

Always willing to break out in song on a Friday afternoon.

I know, just play along.

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AugustGirl 11534 desperate attention whore postings
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08-20-04, 02:59 PM (EST)
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38. "RE: Jesus and I love you!"
Bacon.... if you can pledge to put a key lime pie in every fridge, I'll vote for you.


I love key lime pie.

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