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PLEASE NOTE: The Reality TV World Message Boards are filled with desperate
attention-seekers pretending to be one big happy PG/PG13-rated family. Don't
be fooled. Trying to get everyone to agree with you is like herding cats,
but intolerance for other viewpoints is NOT welcome and respect for other
posters IS required at all times. Jump in and play, and you'll soon find out
how easy it is to fit in, but save your drama for your mama. All members are
encouraged to read the
complete guidelines.
As entertainment critic Roger
Ebert once said, "If you disagree with something I write, tell me so, argue
with me, correct me--but don't tell me to shut up. That's not the American way."
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"Jesus and I love you!"
bacon 2824 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Howard Stern Show Guest"
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08-20-04, 11:07 AM (EST)
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"Jesus and I love you!" |
You thought we'd never team up, huh? Well, we have! Jesus and I both agree that you kids are alright! Give yourselves a hug today and image it's either me or the carpenter giving it to you.
jesus would vote for me. you don't hate jesus, do you?
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Estee 57126 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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08-20-04, 11:09 AM (EST)
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1. "RE: Jesus and I love you!" |
Jesus, maybe. You I'm not so comfortable with.
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PagongRatEater 12996 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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08-20-04, 11:11 AM (EST)
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2. "RE: Jesus and I love you!" |
I thought that Jesus and bacon didn't really get along all that well. Pork isn't exactly kosher, ya know
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Estee 57126 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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08-20-04, 11:28 AM (EST)
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5. "RE: Jesus and I love you!" |
Not at Texas Hold-Em, he doesn't.
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seahorse 14337 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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08-20-04, 11:43 AM (EST)
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6. "RE: Jesus and I love you!" |
Gee, I did not realize there was so much love in this community. Jesus and I lvoe all of you guys, too. ©Slice & Dice Chop Shop 2004
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mrc 10113 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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08-20-04, 12:05 PM (EST)
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7. "RE: Jesus and I love you!" |
Frankly, I never thought I would see Jesus mentioned so much on OT.Don't mind me--just making a passing comment. Courtesy of Slice & Dice Chop Shop 2004
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Estee 57126 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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08-20-04, 12:18 PM (EST)
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9. "RE: Jesus and I love you!" |
I'm surprised he hasn't logged on to say something. Imagine how much his ears must be burning.
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Lisapooh 12664 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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08-20-04, 12:19 PM (EST)
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10. "RE: Jesus and I love you!" |
oh, now you'll be giving folks ideas Estee.
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Lisapooh 12664 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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08-20-04, 12:20 PM (EST)
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11. "RE: Jesus and I love you!" |
I heard that Jesus told Adria that he only loves the really cute people.
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Lisapooh 12664 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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08-20-04, 12:20 PM (EST)
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I must be going now - there are several horsemen outside my cube. I need to see what they want.
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Lisapooh 12664 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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08-20-04, 12:24 PM (EST)
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mmmm, naked apopyletic horsemen. That's hot.
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Estee 57126 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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08-20-04, 12:28 PM (EST)
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16. "RE: Jesus and I love you!" |
Naked Jase, Scott, Michael, and Drew. That's not hot. That may not even be absolute zero. In fact, I don't think I'm going to be capable of feeling temperature for the rest of the day.
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Estee 57126 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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08-20-04, 12:37 PM (EST)
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20. "RE: Jesus and I love you!" |
Why must be continue to paint these appalling mental pictures for each other?You said horsemen. It was the first thing that came to mind. I'm completely innocent in this matter. Besides, two of the classic Horsemen are really skinny. (Raised one Mirna and dropped two Horsemen? That's gotta be an improvement. Not that I can feel anything yet, but at least I can see it happening someday.)
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Estee 57126 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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08-20-04, 12:57 PM (EST)
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23. "RE: Jesus and I love you!" |
Have you ever tried to blame Poho for anything?
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Lisapooh 12664 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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08-20-04, 12:59 PM (EST)
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If you try, I'll have Jesus put the smackdown on you. FOR ALL ETERNITY!!!!
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Estee 57126 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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08-20-04, 01:04 PM (EST)
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29. "RE: Jesus and I love you!" |
Jesus is a professional wrestler? So what's the definition of 'eternity': 'until the next major script change?'
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Lisapooh 12664 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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08-20-04, 01:06 PM (EST)
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30. "RE: Jesus and I love you!" |
FEAR THE JESUS PILEDRIVER!Also, beware of John the Baptist and his flying drop kick.
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Estee 57126 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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08-20-04, 01:11 PM (EST)
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32. "RE: Jesus and I love you!" |
It's Pilate's Crucifixion Of Death that really has me worried.
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Lisapooh 12664 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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08-20-04, 01:27 PM (EST)
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that always trumps a mere sleeper hold.
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Lisapooh 12664 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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08-20-04, 12:58 PM (EST)
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when all else fails, blame the poho. Are you sure we aren't related?
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Esbea 7377 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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08-20-04, 12:35 PM (EST)
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LAST EDITED ON 08-20-04 AT 01:12 PM (EST)youre cheating on Landru? Do you mind if I make some smores on the immense bonfire that your cubicle is about to become? 'Cause, really hun, Ill miss you terribly, but I DO love me some lard filled fats. I could make it one of those, you know...unspoken tributes to you or sumthin.
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Estee 57126 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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08-20-04, 12:27 PM (EST)
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Me? Give people ideas? Do you really think I'd make that post just because I was hoping someone would take the cue and log on as Jesus?(Censored). I've been here too long.
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KingofKings 18 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Got Milk? Spokesperson"
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08-20-04, 12:56 PM (EST)
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LAST EDITED ON 08-20-04 AT 01:13 PM (EST)Estee, my child. I am always here for you. Unfortunately all this time answering prayers doesn't leave me with enough time on OT and I sure don't have a sig pic. But, I love you all. ETF: Cause ruling the universe doesn't leave much time for typing lessons.
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zombiebaby 7356 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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08-20-04, 12:59 PM (EST)
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26. "RE: Jesus and I love you!" |
Ok I think the KingofKings would know how to spell "here". Or are you saying that you are a she? One more of J Slice's Awesome Creations! The fellowship of the banana has begun...
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PagongRatEater 12996 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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08-20-04, 01:01 PM (EST)
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Very amused, but still looking out for the lightning....
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Estee 57126 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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08-20-04, 01:03 PM (EST)
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28. "RE: Jesus and I love you!" |
Estee, my child. I am always her for you.The Second Coming is a girl? Hey, look! Jesus is a desperate attention whore! I knew it!
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KingofKings 18 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Got Milk? Spokesperson"
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08-20-04, 01:07 PM (EST)
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A whore? Well I DO love everyone. A bad typist? Would you believe my secretary, Mary Magdeline, is out today? And don't believe a word that Dan Brown has to say about us!
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weltek 16936 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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08-20-04, 12:10 PM (EST)
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>image it's either me or >the carpenter giving it to >you. >Wow, that's what I get for just skimming this post. I missed the "give yourself a hug" part. Oh, right. PG-13. *slinks away in shame* Handcrafted by RollDdice
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Esbea 7377 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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08-20-04, 12:37 PM (EST)
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"Give yourselves a hug today and image it's either me or the carpenter giving it to you."hmmmm....Ill have to go with Jesus. I dont mind a little sawdust. Bacon grease, on the other hand, would totally ruin my shirt. "You're only as strong as the cocktails you drink, the hairspray you use and the friends you have."
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wandacal 4018 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Jerry Springer Show Guest"
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08-20-04, 01:20 PM (EST)
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it's either me or the carpenter giving it to you.As long as I get nailed by somebody I'll be fine. Hand-picked by JSlice! Move over Rick James - Wanda's heading down to hell....
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Devious Weasel 18756 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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08-20-04, 02:22 PM (EST)
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35. "RE: Jesus and I love you!" |
The carpenter? Which one? Andrew Dan-Jumbo? Amy Wynn? Karen? Richard?Oh, JC. Sorry. I get confused.
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KingofKings 18 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Got Milk? Spokesperson"
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08-20-04, 02:33 PM (EST)
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36. "RE: Jesus and I love you!" |
No worries.
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Lisapooh 12664 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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08-20-04, 02:52 PM (EST)
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37. "RE: Jesus and I love you!" |
this village whore would definitely like to annoint Andrew Dan-Jumbo's head with oil. and my cups runneth over too.
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AugustGirl 11534 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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08-20-04, 02:59 PM (EST)
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Bacon.... if you can pledge to put a key lime pie in every fridge, I'll vote for you. I love key lime pie.
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